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Post by Henry Saxon on Sept 1, 2018 4:47:43 GMT -6
All Promos are due September 10, 2018
Blasted Monk and Latoya Hixx vs The Three Way
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Post by Earl Lockyer on Sept 5, 2018 0:18:20 GMT -6
The sounds of machine-gun fire ripped through the air as the scene opens on Earl in Edmonton Garrison firing range.
Earl: I do miss the smell of hot lead in the morning.
Earl empties another few clips as he is joined by his wife, Sarah, Dieter, and Krista.
Dahlia: Are ya finished playing with ya bloody guns.
Earl empties the remaining clips.
Earl: Yeah I’m done.
Krista looks at the target.
Krista: Not bad, for an artillery guy.
Earl: How many time did we lowly artillery guys save you air force pukes.
Krista: I can see where this is going, let's just live with the fact that the air force is superior to the army and no one gets hurt.
The Air Force better than the army, oh I don’t think so.
Earl smirks as Stewart and Gail walk into the conversation.
Stewart: Well there’s an easy way to settle this, remember how we used to settle these debates.
Krista: We’re not playing poker, you three idiots always cheated.
Dieter: The nerve accusing us of cheating.
Krista: I don’t know how you three pulled it off, but I always seemed to be the one who ended up in her underwear at the end of the night.
Earl: Not our fault you suck.
Dahlia, Sarah, and Gail just stand there taking the conversation.
Sarah: And yet we love these people.
Dieter: Yeah that is classified information.
Krista: Yeah and you can enjoy your night on the fucking couch.
Stewart: Here what we’ll do, you and Dieter representing the Air Force against Earl and me, one hand, best hand wins. And to make that there is a legit winner. Dahlia, Sarah, or Gail can deal the cards.
Krista: Okay but get ready to lose.
The group then leave and arrive back at Earl’s house and the Military vet sit at the table, Gail deals the cards. Dieter after looking at his cards throws two away, Stewart does the same, Krista tosses one card away, Earl looks is cards over and over.
Krista: while we’re young.
Earl chuckles then tossed away one card, Gail deals the cards, Dieter tosses in his hand, two pair Jacks over sevens, Stewart throws in his hand which is a pair of kings. Krista and Earl engage in a rather funny dramatic showdown.
Earl: You first.
Krista smiles and throws down a full house Queens over tens.
Earl: Nice hand.
Krista smiles.
Krista: What have you got.
Earl: I’m afraid I only have two small pairs.
Krista again smiles but becomes annoyed as Earl takes a while to lay his cards down.
Krista: Jesus will you just lay your fucking cards down.
Earl: Like I said I have two small pairs.
Earl lays down a pair of eights
Earl: Eights
Earl then smiles at Krista and lays down the other two cards.
Earl: and Eights.
Krista: Oh for fuck's sake.
Stewart: Well, Army wins again.
Krista rolls her eyes and gets up from the table. The groups of friends then settle in the backyard, and just hang out for a few hours, after a while Dieter and Krista leave, Earl, Dahlia, and Sarah retire to their room, Stewart and Gail retire to theirs.
The next morning Stewart and Gail, Earl, Dahlia, and Sarah again find themselves in the backyard.
Earl: I’ll give you credit you got us last week, so good for you, but don’t get used to it, it a matter of fact that will be your last time, and while it appears you have the numbers advantage if you include Mercedes and that weird French chick, the simple fact is if you enter into a war with us, it will be a war you won’t have enough ammunition to finish, and well you know I can easily even the numbers slightly, but none of are ready for a team of Dahlia, Stewart and myself should it come to that, but I doubt it will.
Dahlia: Exactly, now one to the other subject, It doesn’t matter who you two Kawaii Dragon wankers face on pride, but you better hope that the match goes to the third fall, because if it doesn’t.
Earl: Blasted Monk and Latoya Hixx are gonna get slaughtered and nobody wants to see two people get slaughtered on national television, but we’ll do it just to send a message to every team that thinks they have what it takes to take what we have, the Pride Tag team titles.
Sarah: Blasted Monk, Latoya Hixx, start praying to god you don’t have to step into the ring at Pride because like Earl said it won’t turn out the well for you, I think we’re done here.
Sarah flicks her hand and the screen goes dark.
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Post by Latoya Hixx on Sept 8, 2018 2:30:00 GMT -6
{Camera shows Latoya is in the back talking to her former friend Blasted Monk to Discuss there upcoming match next week while Diego Rodriguez stops her]
Diego Rodriguez: I'm standing here with the two time former Hardcore Champions Latoya Hixx.
Latoya|Hixx: thanks for having me Diego.
Diego Rodriguez: Last month on Showdown you had an opportunity when you lost to Kate Steele after your Showdown Commissioner Brooke Saxon to the world that if you could beat Kate Steele then she would offer you a singles Championship but you didn't you have failed her and these people and also you will team up with your Former tag partner Blasted monk against The Three way next week on Pride tag wrestling any suggestions Latoya.
Latoya|Hixx: Reason they made Kate Steele over me is because she deserves that wonderful Opportunity for that HW Women's title but for me I'll be there three time HW Hardcore tag Champs at the next PPV after me and Blasted Monk take out the trash next week on Pride tag wrestling.
Diego Rodriguez: but Latoya. can you and Monk defeat Earl and The Three way next Saturday.
Latoya|Hixx: if only hows the match gonna be cause once we get rid of three way then me and Monk will be next in line for those Hardcore tag titles right after we destroy The three way next week in our mixed tag match on Pride tag wrestling on HW.
Hixx: Diva of the Decade is here.
[Latoya and Monk walks away from Diego Rodriguez when he continues talking)
Diego Rodriguez: thanks for that grateful evening Latoya. and good luck in your mixed tag match next week on Pride tag wrestling.
Diego Rodriguez: And we hope that Latoya. can win her tag match against Three way next week whenever they decide to let Hixx and Monk become there next Hardcore tag Champs at the next PPV event after the mixed tag match on Pride tag wrestling on HW.
{Scene fades when Latoya heads back to her locker room before her mixed tag match even begins next Saturday]
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Post by Blasted Monk on Sept 10, 2018 13:02:50 GMT -6
We see a dim lit room as the camera focus on a empty reclining chair. We can hear the voice of Blasted Monk in the background.
Basted Monk: So here we are again. Latoya Hixx and Blasted Monk vs the Three Way. We have faced many times before. Every match has been great, you see rather it's a win or lose, I always learn something from the ring veteran.
Blasted Monk appears on the screen as he walks over to take a seat on the recliner. He is dressed in his Black Hanfu robe. He cracks a smile as he starts to speak again.
Basted Monk: Yes, I can speak on his days as the Pride Tag Team Championship, but I won’t. You see, that is not what defines him. Earl as won other championships in other companies before Honor Wrestling. I see that when I face Earl, not his current success.
When I’m in the ring with Earl, I see a man that has done it all in this business. I see someone that is going to teach you… In his words, he is going to beat you, that’s his form of teaching.
Blasted Monk can’t help but crack a smile as he reaches over for a hand rolled cigar. Monk flicks a match to light up the cigar, once lit, he takes a puff and starts to speak again.
Basted Monk: Earl teaches how to get an ass whooping. Not by being a tough guy, but by his talent on pushing you to the limit. For someone new in the business, that is great.
I am not a long time ring veteran like Earl but unlike other wrestlers, I come from a dojo that teaches how to take pain and give it out. Earl knows this more than most at this point.
Win or lose, Earl knows these are the matches he enjoys, I take his hard sot and give them right back. I enjoy them as well, he knows I plan on going out there and go toe to toe with him. I do this without injuring him.
Monk takes another puff, stopping the cigar from going out.
Basted Monk: For example, I can go for his left knee all day, with my kung fu kicks, it would just take one good shot to injure him. Only that is not my style, that is not a good match.
The fans come to see action, not a one move match. I know to avoid his knee and focus on something else. People would rather see me hit my Elder Kicks on him then one shot to the knee.
Blasted Monk ashes his cigar on an ashtray not seen on camera. He takes a puff.
Basted Monk: Dahlia Rotten, I’m not leaving you out. You are also a worthy opponent. I’m sure Latoya will speak on you. Latoya has your number, Latoya and I have face you enough to know how to beat you.
Only it is the Three Way we are fighting not just Dahlia. Then, you can say the very same thing. Truth is, we are ready for this, it will be like yesterday to us as we know each other's moves and style in the ring. No surprises in this match, this is what tag team wrestling is. The fans know that everytime we are booked in a match, they are going to see a great one.
This battle we have going on, has always been a must watch match. This time will be no different.
Blasted Monk takes another puff of his cigar as the dim light slowly starts to fade away to the point where all we see his the lit cherry on the cigar as Blasted Monk takes a big puff and holds it in.
Monk removes the cigar from his mouth taking away any light on the camera. He begins to speak in the voice of the Macho Man.
Basted Monk: How cool would it have been had I just sat here in the dark and talked like this the whole time?
Camera Man: Were still recording Mr Monk.
Basted Monk: Oh shit,
We see a dark shadow appear on the screen then here some fiddling around as the camera then cuts off.
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