Post by Tad Ezra on Feb 4, 2018 19:19:31 GMT -6
The crowd is packed in the Kitchener Memorial Auditorium, clapping and screaming for the newly inducted wrestling company, waving their signs for Honor and Northern Lights alike. The lights lower as a spotlight shines on the ring to show off Liam Gagnon standing in the center of the ring, his head bowed, and a smile on his face. He slowly raises his head as the crowd comes to a hush. He slowly brings the microphone to his lips.
Liam: Llllllllllllladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, chillllldren of all ages! Put your hands together for Northern Lights Wrestling!
The crowd cheers at a near deafening level as Liam nods his head and raises his hands out to the side. He lets it go for a moment before bringing the microphone back to his mouth.
Liam: Iiiiiintroducing first, from right here in Ottawa, Ontario, respectfully welcome the General Manager of Northern Lights Wrestling… TAD… EZZZZZZZZZZRAAAAAAAAAA!!!
“Play Hard” by Krewella begins playing as the audience claps heartily for the arrival of the General Manager. The lights come up as Tad walks onto the stage in a grey suit. He looks from side to side before raising his arms up in the air. This gets him a reaction before he runs down the ramp, switching sides as he slaps hands with the fans. He makes his way all around the ring before swinging around to the ring steps. He jogs up them and wastes no time in getting inside of the ring. He walks around, throwing his arms up in the air and a smile on his face. After working the crowd for a moment, Tad walks up to Liam, shaking his hands with him before accepting the microphone from him. He takes center stage as Liam steps back to the ropes. Tad looks from side to side, smiling at the reaction and letting it die down before he continues.
Tad: Welcome… to Northern!
Crowd: NORTHERN!
Tad: Lights!
Crowd: LIGHTS!
Tad: Wrestling…
Crowd: WRESTLING!
The crowd cheers once more as Tad nods his head, encouraging it.
Tad: Tonight is a historic night for the NLW. We might have had our first sanctioned match a little over two weeks ago, but we are live on the WGN! In front of an amazing crowd in my hometown of Ottawa! With a very talented group of wrestlers from the top of this card to the bottom, if you can even call it a bottom. Though, I think Mz Holly Wood might prefer that.
The crowd laughs as Tad shrugs and smirks.
Tad: But, moving on to more serious business, Northern Lights Wrestling is not your typical wrestling company. Management is always paying attention to what our talents are doing, and we reward hard work and determination. We’ve seen some talent flourish, draw attention to the company to mutually benefit… while we’ve… well, not seen or heard from others since their contracts were signed. Who doesn’t love to interact with talents on Twitter? Who doesn’t love hearing from wrestlers? We want to please you, the fans. We want to give you what you want to see. As a former wrestling fan, I know what I’d love to see. Let’s come together and put out the best thing to come out of Canada since Nickelback!!!
Crowd: Booooooooo!
Tad: Kidding! Now, onto my last schpiel of the night before I get this show on the road. We here at Northern Lights Wrestling want to give you as many twists, turns, and surprises as we can, and in the spirit of competition, I’m dropping a bomb on everyone, right off the stick. Everyone is wondering when we will be dropping championships on our talent, and I’m sorry to say that it will not be tonight.
Crowd: Boooooooooo!
Tad: Whoa, eh? We want to see our talent work for it, so we will not be crowning a champion tonight, but… in two weeks at Honor Wrestling’s Warzone, we will open the show with a Women’s Battle Royal to determine our first ever Avalanche Champion on that side of things.
Crowd: *POP!*
Tad nods his head and smiles once again, clapping along with them. He begins to exit the ring before holding up one finger.
Tad: Oh, and um… one more thing? Yeah, every men’s match this evening will be the opening round of the Avalanche Championship Tournament.
Crowd: *POP!*
Tad: The winners of the tag match that’s coming right up will both go on to the next round, on opposite ends of the bracket, so play nice boys…
The crowd goes nuts as Tad finishes stepping through the ropes. He hands the microphone back to Liam Gagnon as “Play Hard” plays once again. Tad walks backwards up the stage, his arms raised in the air for a moment before he turns around and exits through the curtains.
Recorded Earlier: Somewhere between Winnipeg and Kitchener.
“Fuck I hate this weather.”
“Well you wanted to live in Canada.”
“Yeah, I’m already regretting that decision.”
Stewart and Gail are trapped in a combination of traffic and Canadian winter weather.
Gail: When we get to Kitchener, I’m taking a long hot shower.
Stewart: You love your hot showers.
Gail: Oh shut up and drive.
After several hours the weather and traffic break and they find themselves with the Kitchener city limits and find their hotel, they enter the room and Gail drops her bag and dives on the bed.
Gail: I’m glad that’s over.
Stewart: Yeah.
Gail: Anyway I’m gonna go take a shower.
Gail picked up her bag and disappears into the bathroom, Stewart walks out on the balcony, Gail steps out of the bathroom and joins Stewart on the balcony.
Gail: You want to do this now.
Stewart: Yeah, I dying to see what your wearing under that robe.
Gail: Hello, My name is Gail Weston, the Girlfriend of Stewart Mason, and together we will make Northern Lights Wrestling our personal playground, and it all begins on February 4th.
Stewart: I’ve been in the wrestling business on and off for as long as I can remember, its pretty much all I’ve done since leaving the Army, my dues were paid a long time ago.
Gail: That’s right, now you may be wondering why the world’s greatest bounty hunters, would want to enter wrestling.
Stewart: I suddenly got that itch back, and Northern Lights Wrestling was recommended to me by an old friend, so here I am back in the wrestling business and right into my first match against some kid named Rory Rockefeller, Kid I hope you know what you’ve gotten yourself into, your opponent isn’t some rookie just out of wrestling school, he’s seasoned veteran who knows every trick in the book, and who has seen and done about everything there can be done in the business, so get ready for your last call, and having your dues paid in full.
Gail: Paid in full I like that.
Gail walks into the room and you see her robe fly into the frame, Stewart catches it with a smile he tosses it over his shoulder, and walked toward the entrance to the room.
Stewart: Catch you later.
Gail grabs Stewart by the shirt and pulls him into the room.
Liam: The following Tag Team Match is scheduled for one fall. Iiiiintroducing first, from Hollywood, California, standing at 5’8” and weighing in at 165lb, she is… Mz Holly Woooooooooooooood!!!
"Hollywood" by Collective blasts over the sound system as a pink shadow box appears through the curtains. The silhouette of a lovely lady dancing is seen from the inside, seducing the crowd with her feminine wiles. It comes to rest at the edge of the stage, and after a moment, the lady inside kicks her way through the thin paper to reveal... Holly Wood! Mz. Wood if you nasty. She flips her blonde hair over her shoulder as she raises her arms in the air, loosening her hips before sashaying down the ramp. She climbs onto the apron, swaying her hips back and forth as she lowers herself down into a split position. She crawls under the ropes and does a sexy pose on the mat before leaping up, dancing around the ring to the music as she waits for her partner.
Liam: And her partner, from South of the Border, standing at 5’8” and weighing in at 177lb, he is “Senor Hell Yeah”... Ahuevo!!!
“Sueltate y Toma” by Reggae Black begins playing over the speakers when a red light shines from behind the curtains. As they open, the figure of Ahuevo is seen standing there. He bounces around to the beat of the music. He charges down the ramp, and as he makes it to the ring, he leaps through with a somersault, kneeling on one knee in the ring. He looks out to the front row at his special guest, Juliette Brooks and points to her. He then runs up the turnbuckle and does a flip off of it, landing on his hands as he walks across the ring to his corner on them before coming down to a crouching position as Holly claps for him. The two settle in as they discuss strategy.
Liam: Aaaand their opponents, entering first from Chicago, IL standing at 6’3” and weighing in at 255lb, he is… Ethan McBriiiiiiiiide!!!
"I Don't Care" by Apocalyptica begins to blare through the arena as Ethan McBride emerges from the back with a slow, methodical pace glaring with smug, dirty looks at the fans as he makes his way to the ring.
"Thunder" by Imagine Dragons begins playing over the speakers as the lights go haywire. As the hook begins, Kader comes out onto the stage and jumps around, showing off his oiled chest, as well as his power. He roars out at the crowd.
Liam: Coming to the ring from West Hollywood, California by way of Bushehr, Iran, standing at 6'7" and weighing in at 297lb, he is... Kader Hasheem!!!
The crowd gives off a mixed reaction as Kader shouts out at them. He continues down the ramp, rubbing at his nose before flinging his baseball cap out into the crowd. He walks to the head of the ring and he grabs onto the top rope, bringing himself up onto the apron. He climbs in over the top rope before walking around the ring, gauging the crowd reaction. He comes to the center of the ring and lets out a monstrous roar. He then settles into the corner as the lights return to normal. He and Ethan look to one another, shaking their heads at their situation.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Arnaud: Ethan and Kader rush across the ring and instantly begin swinging at their smaller opponents. Ethan pulls Holly over the top rope as Kader hits a series of Shoulderbutts on Ahuevo. Ethan picks Holly up and drops the female impersonator with a Samoan Drop. Referee Dylan Roberts claps his hands and calls attention to himself. Pointing down to his referee shirt, he makes the decision for them, sending Kader to his corner.
Nora: Ahuevo, being the masked gentleman that he is, starts things off with Ethan. Ethan charges at him, but Aheuvo steps out of the way and catches him in the back with a backflip kick. Ethan turns around, barely affected as he hooks Ahuevo’s leg up and flips him back with a modified Belly-To-Back Suplex. He hooks the leg.
1!
2!Kickout!
Arnaud: Ethan picks Ahuevo up and sends him into the ropes. As he prepares to pick him up for a Flapjack, Ahuevo flips past him, tripping him up across the middle rope. He bounces off of the ropes, leapfrogging over Ethan into a Guillotine Leg Drop. He leaps back in and tags in Holly.
Nora: Holly jumps over the top rope. She picks Ethan up from the mat, looking for a Headbutt, but instead she… tries to kiss him on the lips? Ethan turns his head and flips Holly around for a German Suplex. Holly grinds her hips against Ethan who shakes his head and lets go as he curses on his way to tagging in Kader. Kader comes into the ring, charging forward. Holly leans down, nailing him with a hard hitting Chick Kick that sends him back several paces, holding onto his jaw. Kader goes for a Clothesline, but Holly ducks it. Kader grips her from behind, and…
Arnaud: Once again, Holly grinds her hips, however, Kader gives Holly a firm slap on her backside! The crowd is hysterical at this. Holly goes one step further, bending over, which proves to be a mistake as Kader pulls her arm through for a Pumphandle Slam! He hooks the leg.
1!
2!
Nora: Ahuevo comes in and breaks it up. As he turns around, Kader roars and pulls him back, spinning him around for a hard DDT. He spits on the ground as he walks over and looks Ethan in the eye, tagging him back in. Ethan doesn’t looks happy. As he steps inside, he immediately turns around and tags Kader back in. Holly checks on Ahuevo, helping him back to their corner. Ethan and Kader get into a shouting match with one another.
Arnaud: Ethan shoves Kader, which is not a smart move as the bigger Kader shoves him right back, stumbling into the corner. He charges back and hits a Lou Thesz Press on Kader, punching him wildly, until Kader flips him over. The two engage in an all out brawl in the middle of the ring. Ahuevo and Holly don’t even know what to do. The referee tries to break it up, but it is no easy task.
Nora: Dylan finally gets Kader to the outside. Kader shouts out as he steps off of the apron. Holly jumps on his back while Ahuevo leaps up and comes crashing down with a Hurricanrana. He goes for the cover.
1!
2!
Thr-Kickout!
Nora: Kader has exited the ringside area, but Ethan kicked out, so this match continues. Ahuevo gets off of the mat as Holly goes back to her corner. He leaps up, but Ethan jumps up too, nailing the Lethal Injection (Superman Punch). He hooks the leg as Holly tries to get inside the ring, tripping up.
1!
2!
3!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here are your winners… Ethan McBride and Kader Hasheem!!!
Ethan stands alone in the ring, arguing the complete decision. He holds his arms up all alone as “I Don’t Care” begins playing. Holly helps Ahuevo to the back.
Cameras appear in the back as Ivory Sullivan is standing near her dressing room. Her best friend Denise Andrews was standing beside her. Ivory looked rather disgusted as she looked at Denise.
Ivory: Can you believe this? I have to compete against some bimbo with cotton candy hair. It’s bad enough that I can’t have you at ringside but this slut will be horrid.
Denise places a hand on her friend’s shoulder.
Denise: Remember what my father taught us.
Ivory nods her head.
Ivory: Yeah, treat everyone the same and look good doing it.
As Denise nods her head, Quentin Dawson steps into their shot. Ivory notices it and nearly explodes.
Ivory: Excuse you?
Quentin looks at Ivory with a look of fright on his face.
Ivory: Do you speak? Did these idiots hire a mime? I’ll make this simple. My name is Ivory Sullivan and I will crush your heroes. Tonight, I start with Kandy Kane.
Ivory snarls before walking out of the picture. Denise smirks as she leans into the shot.
Denise: Deal with it.
The cameras cut away as the Young Gunz strike two interns with duel superkicks.
Liam: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, already in the ring, standing at 5’9” and weighing in at 125lb, she is… Kandy Kaaaaaaaaaaaine!!!
“Gold Coins” by Charli XCX is playing through the arena as Kandy Kaine jumps around the ring, waving to the fans and blowing them kisses. She laughs as she gets them all worked up.
Liam: Aaaand her opponent, from Las Vegas, Nevada, standing at 5’6” and weighing in at 121lb, she is… Ivory Sullllllllllllllllivannnnnn!!!
“Don’t Chase Me” by Shea Fisher plays over the speakers as Ivory comes out to the ring accompanied by Denise Andrews. The two walks down to the ring with no nonsense written on their faces. Ivory completely ignores the audience as she trash talks Kandy on her way down. She climbs inside of the ring and wastes no time in jumping on Kandy.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Nora: Ivory pummels Kandy viciously as referee Jade Pham tries to separate them. Ivory grabs a handful of Kandy’s hair and slams her head up and down quickly. She finally lets go as she shouts out angrily. She moves back from Kandy, who slowly makes her way to her feet. Ivory charges at her once again, but Kandy grabs a handful of her hair and hits a Snapmare with a Dropkick to the small of her back.
Arnaud: Kandy jumps for joy, clapping and screaming like a child. She points down at Ivory as she continues to jump. She goes to pick Ivory up, but Ivory rolls her up into a Small Package pin!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Arnaud: Kandy gets a shoulder up, but Ivory gets to her feet and hits a double foot stomp to Kandy’s chest. She turns around and steps over Kandy’s chest, wiping her feet off behind her as she sneers.
Nora: Kandy crawls across the ring as Ivory sizes her up As Kandy gets to her feet, Ivory hits a 540 Kick that sends her back to her mat. Ivory points down to Kandy, and then to the back, shouting out as she sends a message to every lady back there. She waits for Kandy to get back up when she hits the Shot of Ivory (Snapmare Driver). And there’s the pin.
1!
2!
3!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here is your winner… Ivory Sullivan!!!
“Don’t Chase Me” plays as the referee lifts Ivory’s arm up, but Ivory rips it away, waving Jade off. Denise rolls inside of the ring and does the honors. They celebrate as Kandy gets back up. They size up Jade, who rolls out of the ring, asserting her position. However, they hit a super kick in stereo on Kandy, laying her out once more.
Backstage, we see a group of people surrounding a table, and everyone has a red solo cup in hand. They are cheering on someone in the middle. Stepping back from the crowd is Ahuevo and Mz Holly Wood. They take a few drinks from their cup as they make mention of what is in the center of the attraction.
Ahuevo: Orale, vato makes a strong drink.
Holly: And I would climb him like a tree, and play Tarzan with his vine, gorrrrl… Hey, how are you drinking with that mask?
Ahuevo: Don’t worry about that. Free booze is free booze.
Holly nods her head as she walks off. The crowd clears slightly to see Rory Rockefeller, AKA Rocky, standing at the table, flipping bottles like it’s nothing. He pours and mixes in a flash, handing out drinks in seconds. He looks up at the camera and chuckles, but doesn’t stop his show.
Rocky: Hello Canada, from Canada? Whatever. Rory “Rocky” Rockefeller here. Life of the party, the man with the feel good vibes, coming down from the bottom of these bottles. I got your medicine, and just as quick as these hands are out here, they’re even faster in the ring.
Rocky slides a cup down to the edge of the table, but Quentin Dawson misses it, causing it to spill all over the floor. The surrounding crowd of staff and stars boo at him.
Rocky: Party foul! Right there, bro! As I was saying, I might be new to this wrestling gig, but I ain’t new to kicking ass and taking names. I grew up on the streets of Chicago and I had to fight for everything I got. No gyms, just shooting hoops and tackle football with the boys. I heard what Stewart Mason had to say earlier tonight. He doesn’t think I’m a challenge. He wants to say I’m an easy win. Well, buddy boy, bring all you got.
Rocky slides a replacement down to Quentin, but Gemma Frost intercepts and chuckles at his misfortune.
Rocky: Bring it all, old man, cause Rocky’s gonna serve it to you, on the rocks!
The crowd cheers around Rocky as he spins around, pouring a drink backwards as his tip jar begins to overflow.
Clint Eastwood by Gorillaz starts to play
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
Liam: First on his way to the ring... he weighs in at 227 Ibs, from Las Vegas Nevada... Jerry Cann!!!!
Jerry Walks out to the rampway to a small pop. He looks around as he makes his way to the ring.
I'm useless but not for long
The future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
Jerry now at ringside high fives a few kids in the front row before sliding into the ring.
Yeah, ha-ha
Finally, someone let me out of my cage
Now time for me is nothing 'cause I'm counting no age
Now I couldn't be there
Now you shouldn't be scared
I'm good at repairs
And I'm under each snare
Jerry goes to a corner waiting for the match to start.
Liam: Aaaand his opponent! From Oakland, California… Standing at 3’10” and weighing in at 165lb, he is… “Shorrrrrrrrrty” Devin Tyler!!!
Lights go down as "Shorty Bounce" by Lil Wayne starts up. As the lyrics start "Shorty" Devin Tyler comes out onto the stage, shuffling across the stage with swag. He stops center stage and throws his arms out to the side and spins around twice as he bounces down to the ring. "Shorty" takes the bottom rope to help pull him up onto the apron. He steps under the bottom rope and bounces around the ring with his arms out at his side, welcoming whatever reaction he gets.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Arnaud: Here we go with a match up only seen in Northern Lights Wrestling. Devin at 3’10 and Jerry at 5’11. Just over 2 feet taller than his opponent.
Nora: This is true, but that’s what makes this company so great. Smaller venues, smaller spaces, smaller settings, loud loyal fans and matches you may not see elsewhere!
Arnaud: Shorty runs at Jerry, Jerry lifts his foot up in the air for a Big Boot but misses as he raised his foot a few inches too high. Shorty kicks Jerry behind the knee causing Jerry to drop on one knee!
Nora: Shorty grabs Jerry’s neck for a Headlock… Jerry gets up as Shorty hangs on to the hold while in mid-air!
Arnaud: That’s 164 ib hanging onto Jerry’s neck!!
Nora: Jerry Runs to the corner and smashes Shorty’s back to the top turnbuckle… Shorty lets go, Jerry takes a step away then turns to look at Shorty who jumps off the middle turnbuckle with his fist out for a mini Superman Punch!!
Arnaud: Jerry counters by catching Shorty’s hand and tossing him to the other side of the ring!!
Nora: Shorty lands on his back as Jerry runs over and picks Shorty up by the throat for a Chokeslam… Shorty Kicks Jerry in the neck causing Jerry to release and go down!
Arnaud: Shorty using his lack of height to his advantage.
Nora: Hey in this business you do what you can to get ahead!
Arnaud: Shorty grabs on to Jerry’s hair and sits him up… Wait, Jerry pushes Shorty away, he gets up as Shorty tries to charge at Jerry but Jerry hits the Big Boot this time. Shorty hits the mat pretty hard.
Nora: Jerry goes for a cover!
1..
2..
Nora: Shorty kicks out, Jerry gets up and goes to grab shorty.... Dick Punch!!!
Arnaud: Jerry goes down holding himself as the ref warns Shorty about his Dick Punch!
Nora: The ref gives Jerry about a minute to shake it off.
Arnaud: Jerry looks ready to fight. Jerry goes to Shorty kicks him knocking Shorty to the ground. Jerry then picks him up and places him on his shoulder… Powerslam!! Jerry goes for the cover.
1…
2…
Nora: Shorty kicks out!!
Arnaud: Jerry goes to pick him up again… Another Dick Punch and Jerry goes down again!!
Nora: Referee looks to be giving Shorty one last warning about the Dick Punch!
Arnaud: Jerry gets up a bit frustrated, Shorty runs at Jerry who nails yet another Big Boot to Shorty!!
Nora: The ref looks on as Jerry goes to pick Shorty up… Ref turns his back for a second and Jerry goes down?
Arnaud: Jerry seems to be holding himself as the ref turns to the two men. The ref sees Jerry back on the ground holding his man parts and calls for the bell!
Nora: But I didn’t see Shorty Dick Punch him a 3rd time!
Liam: The referee has DQ Devlin Tyler… your winner… Jerry Cann!!!
Jerry rolls out the ring with a smile as he looks at Shorty and points to his own head letting him know he just outsmarted Shorty!
We see backstage to Interviewer Sai with Jerry Cann.
Sai: Jerry, you just won your first match in Northern Lights, only it looks like you cheated for the win. Can you explain your actions?
Jerry looks at Sai raising his eyebrows a bit in shock
Jerry: Not much to explain, the man tried to cheat, performing a illegal move twice. Before he can do it again I figured I'd beat him to the punch, no pun intended.
Sai looks at Jerry with a questionable look on his face.
Sai: Jerry you can't sit here and tell me that you are proud of this victory.
Jerry: Sai, I’m just a rookie trying to make a name for myself not be made a fool. I outsmarted him on his own game. You’re right when you say it’s not the win I had wanted or proud of as you just said. But Devin started it and I showed him I can finish it and work it against him. Now I am 1-0 here while he is 0-1 because of his own mistake. If he wants to do it again then we can. Maybe next time he will like his skills give him the win.
Sai raises his left eyebrow as he asks.
Sai: So you are saying that had he played fair he would have won?
Jerry: Devin has the skills to do it but I can’t say he would have won but he could have. He may be one of the smaller wrestlers around but height means nothing as he showed me before he did his Dick Punch. I’ll be looking forward for a part two.
Sai looks at the camera
Sai: Well, folks, Jerry wouldn't mind a part two. Something tells me Devin wouldn’t mind either.
Sai looks back at Jerry
Sai: Well congrats tonight and thank you for your time.
Jerry: Anytime Sai…
Jerry walks away as camera go to ring side.
Sai: Jerry, you just won your first match in Northern Lights, only it looks like you cheated for the win. Can you explain your actions?
Jerry looks at Sai raising his eyebrows a bit in shock
Jerry: Not much to explain, the man tried to cheat, performing a illegal move twice. Before he can do it again I figured I'd beat him to the punch, no pun intended.
Sai looks at Jerry with a questionable look on his face.
Sai: Jerry you can't sit here and tell me that you are proud of this victory.
Jerry: Sai, I’m just a rookie trying to make a name for myself not be made a fool. I outsmarted him on his own game. You’re right when you say it’s not the win I had wanted or proud of as you just said. But Devin started it and I showed him I can finish it and work it against him. Now I am 1-0 here while he is 0-1 because of his own mistake. If he wants to do it again then we can. Maybe next time he will like his skills give him the win.
Sai raises his left eyebrow as he asks.
Sai: So you are saying that had he played fair he would have won?
Jerry: Devin has the skills to do it but I can’t say he would have won but he could have. He may be one of the smaller wrestlers around but height means nothing as he showed me before he did his Dick Punch. I’ll be looking forward for a part two.
Sai looks at the camera
Sai: Well, folks, Jerry wouldn't mind a part two. Something tells me Devin wouldn’t mind either.
Sai looks back at Jerry
Sai: Well congrats tonight and thank you for your time.
Jerry: Anytime Sai…
Jerry walks away as camera go to ring side.
The lights in the arena drop down and "Sex Metal Barbie" by In This Moment begins playing. The ring crew brings out a wooden plank, meant to resemble the Mean Girls Runway of yester-year, fastening it tightly to the ring, as it looks like it will fall apart at any minute. Before they can even disperse, the curtains open, and Celeste is wheeled out onto the ramp in front of a podium. A spotlight appears on her as a man dressed in a potato sack walks out behind her, helping her down onto the stage. She is dressed in a pair of red hot pants and a Mean Girls tank top tied just above the navel, and an opened hooded jacket. She has red streaks in her hair as she slightly pulls back her hood to show off her face and the obnoxiously sparkling tiara on her head, taking a drag from the cigar in her right hand.
Liam: Making her way to the ring, hailing from Beverly Hills, California, standing at 5 feet 6 inches, and weighing in at 135 pounds... "Queen C"... Celeste North!!!
She struts along the "runway" slowly, showing off everything she's got, a cigar in her hands. She takes a puff of it and winks as she exhales slowly. She then flips her hair from side to side seductively as men wearing dress suits and potato sacks over their heads line the runway, taking photos of her. Celeste takes a puff from the cigar before dropping it to the arena floor. The first hooded man holds the ropes open for her as she enters the ring. She struts around to the music for a moment, shedding her black hooded jacket. She puckers up her lips as she blows an emotionless kiss out into the crowd.
Liam: And her opponent, from Bronx, NY standing at 5’7” and weighing in at 127lb, she is “Azz n’ Class”... Chanelle Marrrrrrtinezzzzzzzz!!!
“Red Lipstick” begins playing over the speakers as Chanelle comes out from behind the curtains. As the music picks up, Chanelle begins to “back it up” before she comes down the ring. She climbs onto the apron and does the splits as she twerks down to the ground. She climb underneath the bottom rope, continuing to shake it. She stands up and runs across the ring, running up a turnbuckle where she once again shakes it for a moment before stepping down to a standing position.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Nora: This match has gotten a bit personal between these two former SCW Bombshells, and even though they are not flying at each other, you can cut the tension with a knife. Chanelle reaches her arms up in the air, getting the approval from the fans as Celeste waves them off, taking the distraction to nails Chanelle with an uppercut that sends her into the ropes. Celeste Irish Whips Chanelle across the ring.
Arnaud: As Chanelle comes back, Celeste catches her with a Sidewalk Slam, hooking the leg.
1!
Kickout!
Arnaud: Almost a two count for Celeste. The former Nobody and Mean Girl lifts Chanelle off of the mat and sends her into the ropes again. As Celeste prepares for a Clothesline, Chanelle jumps up and spins, hitting a Rear View on Celeste. She points to the ropes before bouncing off, coming back at Celeste with an Elbow Drop across the chest. She poses as referee Ryan Richards counts.
1!Kickout!
Nora: Chanelle goes to lift Celeste off of the mat, but Celeste rams her straight across the ring with amazing force, hitting repeated Shoulderbutts to the veteran. She backs off for a second and then she Baseball Slides out of the ring, grabbing Chanelle’s legs as she goes, dropping her down to the mat! She grabs onto Chanelle’s leg, laughing as she prepares to toss the leg into the ring post.
Arnaud: But Chanelle jerks her leg, causing Celeste to ram into the post herself! She climbs back to her feet as she struts across the ring, showing off her, um, ass-sets. Chanelle charges at the ropes, looking for a Suicide Dive, but Celeste slides inside of the ring. Chanelle holds her stands and brings Celeste up to her feet. She points to the audience before hitting a Northern Lights Suplex. Hooks the leg.
1!
2!
Thr-Kickout!
Nora: Celeste interrupts Chanelle’s ode to Northern Lights Wrestling by kicking out, but the match continues. Chanelle brings Celeste up and for a Vertical Suplex. She steps up, and as Celeste gets to her feet, Chanelle Irish Whips her into the corner, but Celeste reverses it… and Chanelle reverses it once more, Clotheslining her, and she falls into the corner. Chanelle stomps wildly as she lets out an excited scream, gyrating as she steps backward. She charges forward with the Ridin’ Yo Face (Bronco Buster).
Arnaud: Okay, she can stop now, or we’re going to need to take a commercial break…
Nora: This is not the time nor the place, Arnaud… She picks Celeste off of the mat and slaps her own backside as she sets up for a Bridging Belly to Back Suplex, which she calls Azz Backwards. She brings Celeste back and… Celeste lands on her feet, and grabs Chanelle’s head, looking for a Reverse DDT. She nails it, but both women are worn. Celeste gets to her feet and drags Chanelle up. Celeste nods her head as she talks trash to Chanelle. Chanelle goes for a swing, but Celeste hits a right to the temple! She hits a left to the temple. Is she setting up for… A running Bulldog to complete the Homicidal! She practically collapses on top of Chanelle, hooking the leg.
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Liam: Here is your winner… Celeste North!!!
Celeste stands up and nudges Chanelle’s arm with her foot, finding her knocked completely out. She smirks before exiting the ring, not even waiting for her arm to be raised in victory.
The camera moves backstage to see “Shorty” Devin Tyler walking beside backstage interviewer, Gemma Frost. She is trying her best to ignore him, but he won’t leave her alone.
Shorty: Come one, lady! You saw what he did out there! You heard what he said afterward! It’s a fricken joke!
Gemma: When did I give you the impression that I care about that?
Shorty: You’re a fricken interviewer! Interview me!
Gemma rolls her eyes as she leans down on one knee. Shorty shakes his head, even more angry than he already was.
Shorty: B*tch, this ain’t Disneyland! I ain’t one of the Seven Dwarves! Unless you’re gonna do something special while you’re on your knees, then forget about all of it. I’ll go to Tad Ezra myself!
Gemma looks over in the distance, getting up and walking away as Shorty shakes with anger. Gemma, and the camera, walk over to a lit candle sitting on the edge of a table, with a few crystals surrounding it. Standing on the other side of the table is Celeste North. She is quietly chanting something as Gemma nods her head.
Gemma: Are you trying to like conjure up wicked spirits or something?
Celeste looks up, bowing out from the candle as she blows it out. She smiles at Gemma, but shakes her head.
Celeste: No, there is just a bit of bad energy in this arena right now, and I’m asking the Goddess to help cleanse it. I’m a white witch, so I don’t deal with wicked spirits. Not anymore at least.
Gemma: That’s a shame…
Celeste: But, since you’re here, and that camera is here, how about we talk about what I nearly cleansed Northern Lights Wrestling of; an old has-been… excuse me, a really, really old “never-was” who feels that her mature age entitles her to things. Her energy is beyond toxic, and if you ask me, I did you all a favor. Maybe now Ms Trap Queen will have learned her place, and she will now know why they call me Queen C. All of Northern Lights should know.
Gemma: Well, what about Queen of Apathy?
Celeste laughs and waves off the comment. She shakes her head as she strikes a match and leans in to light the candle once more. The flame seems to ignite the crystals around it, and Celeste looks over to Gemma.
Celeste: With that, you can go now. Buh-bye, blessed be.
Gemma stares for a second, popping gum between her teeth before turning around to leave her be.
Liam: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Iiiiintroducing first, from Winnipeg, Manitoba, standing at 6’ and weighing in at 235lb, he is… Stewart MAAAAASONNNNN!!!
Stewart Steps on the stage, wearing black pants and combat boots, and Black Vest, with Black Handwraps, he takes in the reaction of the crowd, and is joined by Gail, together they walk to the ring, Gail climbs the ring steps and steps through the ropes and walks to the center of the ring, Stewart climbs the ropes from outside and points to himself then climbs down from the ropes, and joins Gail in the center of the ring.
Liam: Aaaand his opponent, from Chicago, IL standing at 6’4” and weighing in at 265lb, he is… Rorrrrrrry “Rocky” Rockefeller!!!
"Drink Drank Drunk" by HELLYEAH starts playing as Rory comes through the curtains carrying a cocktail shaker, mixing it up. He walks along the aisle, looking for outreached cups that he pours little bits of his signature drink into their cups. After making his way around the ring, Rory sets the shaker down on the ring steps as he runs up the steps. Rory gets half way in the ring before rocking out to his theme music. He steps inside all the way and holds his fists in the air and walks around, staring at Mason.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Arnaud: Instantly, Rory comes out of the gate with a right cross to Stewart, sending him back. Rory raises his arms in the sky as he hollers out.
Nora: Rory gets the crowd support immediately, but Stewart plays the veteran card as he catches the newbie in the back of the head with a jab. He then turns around and hits a Roundhouse Kick that causes Rory to stumble against the opposite ropes. Stewart grabs Rory and brings his head down for a Knee Strike right to the center of the face.
Arnaud: Rory is already losing blood. Stewart takes his turn to walk around in celebration. But he doesn’t let it set for too long as he picks Rory up from his knee and sends him into the ropes. As Rory returns, Stewart goes to lift him up, but Rory catches Stewart with a Double Shot, knee to the gut followed by a knee to the face.
Nora: I can’t believe that a man of that size can get that much height on a jump. Neither one of these men had a kind word to say about the other, and it’s showing in this match. Stewart is now bleeding from the nose to match Rory, but neither man is giving an inch. Rory sends Stewart to the mat with a Scoop Slam followed by a series of elbows, one, two, three, four, and fi… wait! Stewart rolls out of the way of the fifth elbow, and Rocky rolls around, holding his arm as he rolls around in pain.
Arnaud: Stewart gets to his feet first and reaches down to Rory’s arm. He leaps up and rams his knees into Rory’s arm. He repeats this maneuver again, grinding into it before slamming Rory’s arm into the mat repeatedly. Rory holds onto his wrist as he shouts out in pain. Stewart lifts him up and nails him with a Short-Arm Clothesline. Stewart drops down for the pin.
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Kickout!
Nora: Rory has the fight in him. He scrambles to his feet, favoring his arm as he gets to a corner. He holds his hand up, asking for a bit of space. Stewart doesn’t allow for it for too long as he charges in, hitting knees left and right, right and left. He is relentless with them, but Rory flips him around and begins pummeling him with shot after shot. Referee Dylan Roberts steps in and separates the two.
Arnaud: The men fight over the referee who shoves Rory and Stewart apart, asserting himself and threatening to disqualify both men. Once he has earned the respect, he steps away and lets them go at it again. Rory picks Stewart up in a Bear Hug, swinging him back and forth as Gail shouts out for him, pounding the mat. Rory wrenches his arms into Stewart’s spine as the fans cheer. Stewart starts to go limp.
Nora: The fight is quickly draining from his body. He tries to swing, but it does him no good. Rory roars as he slowly walks around the ring with Stewart in his arms, as if showing it off. He then comes to the middle of the ring and drops to one knee, leaning Stewart back. The ref picks up his arm up and drops it once. He holds up one finger. He drops it twice, he holds up two fingers. He lifts up Stewart’s arm up and drops it, but Stewart shakes it at the last second, getting the crowd going in a roar of boos.
Arnaud: Rory can’t believe it as Stewart rams an elbow into the side of his head. After two more elbows, Rory drops Stewart. He is quick to act, lifting him up for an Atomic Drop, but Stewart grabs his head and falls through with the Paid In Full (Implant DDT)! He drops down for the pin.
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Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here is your winner, Stewart Mason!!!
Gail rolls inside of the ring to celebrate with Stewart, raising his arm into the air as the referee raises the other. Stewart gazes out into the audience with a hard glare. He looks down at Rory with disgust as he picks him up from the mat. He drops him with another Paid In Full as Gail claps for her man, who talks trash to Rory on the mat. He gets back up and he exits the ring with Gail.
Stewart and Gail are making their way backstage following his debut victory over Rory Rockefeller. The camera shows several close up shots of Gail, before focusing back on Stewart. A woman runs over with a mic.
Stewart great win out their tonight, tell us how you feel after beating the loser.
Stewart: First of all who are you.
Sorry, I'm Gemma Frost, one of the interviewers.
Stewart: Well Ms. Frost, it felt great.
Gemma: So you destroyed that tool Rory, what's next.
Stewart: Well Gemma its simple no one on this roster has my experience or my talent, and whoever I face will end up just like Rory, a stinking loser.
Gemma: I have no doubt about that.
Stewart and Gail move along towards their locker room.
Stewart great win out their tonight, tell us how you feel after beating the loser.
Stewart: First of all who are you.
Sorry, I'm Gemma Frost, one of the interviewers.
Stewart: Well Ms. Frost, it felt great.
Gemma: So you destroyed that tool Rory, what's next.
Stewart: Well Gemma its simple no one on this roster has my experience or my talent, and whoever I face will end up just like Rory, a stinking loser.
Gemma: I have no doubt about that.
Stewart and Gail move along towards their locker room.
Backstage, the camera moves in to see Tad Ezra jotting down a few notes in his office. He watches the television, noticing his appearance and he jokingly fixes a few strands of misplaced hair before clicking his teeth and pointing at the camera. However, his fun lasts only for a moment when there is a knock at the door.
Tad: Come in!
Walking in through the door is Kader “The Crusher” Hasheem. He doesn’t look very happy as he rubs at his chin. Tad almost seems mesmerized by his oiled up bare chest, but quickly looks up at Kader’s face.
Tad: Mr. Hasheem. What can I do for you?
Kader: You can cut the crap and tell me why you teamed me up with that asshole, Ethan McBride. He doesn’t know how to sell a glass of water to a man dying of thirst, let alone a wrestling match.
Tad: Look, didn’t we have a similar conversation on Twitter over the weekend?
Kader shakes his head as he walks up to the desk. He flips a chair around and takes a seat on it backward. He leans against the chair in a way that causes the ladies in the crowd to swoon.
Kader: Nah, man. I said that my opponents was a joke, which they were. They got beat by one man, a man with no talent. I didn’t even need to be in the match if you know what I’m saying?
Tad: Are you a Kader from an alternate dimension? If not, I think we watched two different matches. See, the one I watched had you walking out on your partner instead of finishing your match. As a matter of fact, I’m tempted to strip you of your spot in the second round of the Avalanche Championship tournament.
Kader: That’s not fair, boss!
Kader hops up from his chair, a threatening look on his face, but Tad stands up from his desk, removing his jacket as he steps right up to the much bigger Kader, looking up into his eyes as if daring him.
Tad: Watch your tone, mister. This isn’t my first rodeo, and you aren’t the first oversized clown who thought he was going to go rogue. I like to be a nice guy, but you, in particular, have really pushed my buttons tonight. You get to go through to the next round, but you better watch your tone in this office. This is a safe space.
Kader: Yeah, right…
Tad: No, literally.
Tad points over toward a yellow and black “Safe Space” sign hanging on the door. Kader stares and raises an eyebrow. However, as they are looking over at the door, they notice the view of the parking lot, and a black stretch limousine pulling in.
Tad: What they…?
Tad walks over toward the door as he leaves the room. Kader stands there, in a weird mix of shock and anger. He picks up a coffee mug and smashes it against the floor as he walks out of the room.
Tad walks through the hallway and to the exit. As he makes it to the parking lot, he stops and stares as Northern Lights Wrestling Spokeswoman Donna Beauchamp steps out, thanking her driver as she locks eyes with Tad, a smile on her face.
Donna: Good evening Tad.
The two make there way in the building.
Tad: Do you realize how late you are?
Donna: First off, you work for me not the other way around. Right about now the main event is about to start. I was in a meeting with the owner. You are the GM, I assume you pulled everything off without a hitch right?
Tad walks with Donna as they walk down the hallway.
Tad: Of course, You hired me for a reason…
Donna: As if I don’t need to be here?
Donna knocks at a door.
Tad: Yes of course, I have everything under control.
Donna: Then what am I late for? My job is to make sure you do your job, if the owner doesn’t like something I will let you know.
The door opens as we see Dr. Gracie Staggs on the other side.
Donna: How are things here Doctor?
Gracie: Everything is just fine.
Donna looks at Tad.
Donna: See, my job is done for tonight. Now Tad, I think now is a good time for your main event to start. I’ll be here with the Doctor if you need me.
Tad: Okay, see you two after the show.
Donna: Mmhmm.
Donna walks in the doctor's office and closes the door.
Tad: Come in!
Walking in through the door is Kader “The Crusher” Hasheem. He doesn’t look very happy as he rubs at his chin. Tad almost seems mesmerized by his oiled up bare chest, but quickly looks up at Kader’s face.
Tad: Mr. Hasheem. What can I do for you?
Kader: You can cut the crap and tell me why you teamed me up with that asshole, Ethan McBride. He doesn’t know how to sell a glass of water to a man dying of thirst, let alone a wrestling match.
Tad: Look, didn’t we have a similar conversation on Twitter over the weekend?
Kader shakes his head as he walks up to the desk. He flips a chair around and takes a seat on it backward. He leans against the chair in a way that causes the ladies in the crowd to swoon.
Kader: Nah, man. I said that my opponents was a joke, which they were. They got beat by one man, a man with no talent. I didn’t even need to be in the match if you know what I’m saying?
Tad: Are you a Kader from an alternate dimension? If not, I think we watched two different matches. See, the one I watched had you walking out on your partner instead of finishing your match. As a matter of fact, I’m tempted to strip you of your spot in the second round of the Avalanche Championship tournament.
Kader: That’s not fair, boss!
Kader hops up from his chair, a threatening look on his face, but Tad stands up from his desk, removing his jacket as he steps right up to the much bigger Kader, looking up into his eyes as if daring him.
Tad: Watch your tone, mister. This isn’t my first rodeo, and you aren’t the first oversized clown who thought he was going to go rogue. I like to be a nice guy, but you, in particular, have really pushed my buttons tonight. You get to go through to the next round, but you better watch your tone in this office. This is a safe space.
Kader: Yeah, right…
Tad: No, literally.
Tad points over toward a yellow and black “Safe Space” sign hanging on the door. Kader stares and raises an eyebrow. However, as they are looking over at the door, they notice the view of the parking lot, and a black stretch limousine pulling in.
Tad: What they…?
Tad walks over toward the door as he leaves the room. Kader stands there, in a weird mix of shock and anger. He picks up a coffee mug and smashes it against the floor as he walks out of the room.
Tad walks through the hallway and to the exit. As he makes it to the parking lot, he stops and stares as Northern Lights Wrestling Spokeswoman Donna Beauchamp steps out, thanking her driver as she locks eyes with Tad, a smile on her face.
Donna: Good evening Tad.
The two make there way in the building.
Tad: Do you realize how late you are?
Donna: First off, you work for me not the other way around. Right about now the main event is about to start. I was in a meeting with the owner. You are the GM, I assume you pulled everything off without a hitch right?
Tad walks with Donna as they walk down the hallway.
Tad: Of course, You hired me for a reason…
Donna: As if I don’t need to be here?
Donna knocks at a door.
Tad: Yes of course, I have everything under control.
Donna: Then what am I late for? My job is to make sure you do your job, if the owner doesn’t like something I will let you know.
The door opens as we see Dr. Gracie Staggs on the other side.
Donna: How are things here Doctor?
Gracie: Everything is just fine.
Donna looks at Tad.
Donna: See, my job is done for tonight. Now Tad, I think now is a good time for your main event to start. I’ll be here with the Doctor if you need me.
Tad: Okay, see you two after the show.
Donna: Mmhmm.
Donna walks in the doctor's office and closes the door.
Liam: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is your Main Event… Iiiiiintroducing first, from New York City, New York, standing at 5’7” and weighing 135lb, she is… Kinley Carlisle!!!
"Problem" by Natalia Kills plays through the arena as she steps out from the back taunting anyone and everyone she can as she makes her way down the aisle towards the ring...
The lights dim down as the opening beat of "Tear You Apart" begins playing. Once the words begin, a shadow emerges from the back as a slow strobe of white light shows off her curves. As the music picks up, the lights come on to see Apathy standing at the top of the ramp, her hands on her hips, and an expressionless face glowing in the light.
Liam: Making her way to the ring by way of Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 125lb and standing at 5'10" she is... Queen of Apathy…
As she is announced, she struts down to the ring, hearing the fans trying to goad emotion from her. She doesn't give in as she slides under the bottom rope. She turns over on her back and worms her way across the ring before pulling herself part way up in the corner as she waits.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Arnaud: I would ask Queen of Apathy if I can just call her Apathy for short but seeing how she never cares it would be pointless to ask.
Nora: Like the look Apathy has now even with Kinley all in her face belittling her verbally?
Arnaud: Yes, just like that… Kinley seems to be getting a bit angry with Apathy just ignoring her… Kinley smacks Apathy hard then tackles her down. Kinley grabs Apathy head and lifts it up the mat then slams it down to the mat!
Nora: Kinley gets off Apathy and turns to look at the fans who start booing her. Kinley taunts the crowd as they boo louder… Kinley turns back around to Apathy who does a Kip Up, Kinley goes to grab Apathy who blocks it.
Arnaud: Apathy grabs Kinley for a Belly to Belly Suplex!! Apathy goes to pick up Kinley but gets poked in the eye! Apathy backs off as Kinley runs at Apathy… Kinley hits Apathy with one heck of a Clothesline from hell as Apathy flips in mid air before hitting the floor!!!
Nora: Kinley gets Apathy to her feet… Kinley grabs… Apathy grabs Kinley first and rolls a small package on Kinley!!
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Arnaud: Just a one count as Kinley quickly kicks out.
Nora: The two get up… Kinley goes for her Bye Felicia (Superkick) but misses as Apathy ducks it… Apathy grabs her and lifts her onto her shoulder for her Torture Rack. Apathy has Kinley up and has yet to even change her facial expression this whole time!
Arnaud: Kinley starts to lay Elbow Strikes to the back of Apathy’s head. After 3 strikes Apathy drops Kinley… Kinley gets up as Apathy tries to grab her… Kinley hits Apathy with a few open hand strikes. Kinley picks Apathy up and drops her with a Northern Lights Suplex and holds it for the cover!!
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Nora: Just a two count as Apathy kicks out! Kinley gets up as Apathy rolls out to the outside of the ring. Kinley runs then slides out the ring behind Apathy. Apathy turns around and blocks a Dropkick from Kinley… Apathy grabs Kinley and sends her to the ring post!!
Arnaud: Kinley hits her head hard, the ref goes outside to try his best to get them back in the ring. Apathy hits a Dropkick causing Mikley to hit the ringpost again… Kinley is cut open from that blast… Kinley sees the blood and screams… Apathy grabs Kinley to turn her around… Kinley kicks Apathy in the gut. Kinley grabs Apathy and picks her up for a Powerbomb… Kinley drops her on the announcers tables as it breaks!!
Nora: Kinley wipes her right eyebrow and looks at her bloody hand… Kinley yells a bit more… Kinley grabs a chair and hits Apathy right in the face in front of the ref…
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Arnaud: And looks like the ref is stopping this match.
Liam: Your winner of this match by DQ… Queen Of Apathy!!!
The ref takes the chair from Kinley as she tries to hit Apathy again. Kinley walks away pleased with her work as security makes there way over to make sure nothing else happens.