Post by Tad Ezra on Feb 11, 2018 19:00:10 GMT -6
The crowd is packed in the Varsity Arena, clapping and screaming for the newly inducted wrestling company, waving their signs for Honor and Northern Lights alike. The lights lower as a spotlight shines on the ring to show off Liam Gagnon standing in the center of the ring, his head bowed, and a smile on his face. He slowly raises his head as the crowd comes to a hush. He slowly brings the microphone to his lips.
Liam: Llllllllllllladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, chillllldren of all ages! Put your hands together for Northern Lights Wrestling!
The crowd cheers at a near deafening level as Liam nods his head and raises his hands out to the side. He lets it go for a moment before bringing the microphone back to his mouth.
Liam: Iiiiiintroducing first, from Ottawa, Ontario, respectfully welcome the General Manager of Northern Lights Wrestling… TAD… EZZZZZZZZZZRAAAAAAAAAA!!!
“Play Hard” by Krewella begins playing as the audience claps heartily for the arrival of the General Manager. The lights come up as Tad walks onto the stage in a grey suit. He looks from side to side before raising his arms up in the air. This gets him a reaction before he runs down the ramp, switching sides as he slaps hands with the fans. He makes his way all around the ring before swinging around to the ring steps. He jogs up them and wastes no time in getting inside of the ring. He walks around, throwing his arms up in the air and a smile on his face. After working the crowd for a moment, Tad walks up to Liam, shaking his hands with him before accepting the microphone from him. He takes center stage as Liam steps back to the ropes. Tad looks from side to side, smiling at the reaction and letting it die down before he continues.
Tad: Wow, this feels a little bit like deja vu, no?
Tad smirks and winks at the camera as the audience chuckles a bit with him.
Tad: Here we are, another week into this thing, and we’ve acquired a few new names to our roster. As I said last night on Twitter, I cannot wait to see what Shelby Holt brings to the table. Now, some of you have been asking me, “Tad? Why on Earth would you go from six matches, signing more stars, only to drop down to four matches?” Last week, we wanted to give everyone a chance to shine, to see where people stuck out most. This week is where we really get going on our path, because I’ve seen what I needed to see. From here on out, you don’t shine unless you outshine someone else. You don’t catch my eye until you get this wonderful crowd in Toronto jumping up and down, cheering your name!
Crowd: You got that right! You got that right! You got that right!
Tad: When they notice, that is when I will notice. I’m a nice guy. I like to think that I’m pretty understanding, and I’m willing to give anyone a chance. But don’t get on my bad side, because not even I like my bad side. Which brings me to my point. Last week, we saw some pretty hot action. But, not all of that action was reserved for the ring…
The Light Tron flickers on to show off...
As Denise nods her head, Quentin Dawson steps into their shot. Ivory notices it and nearly explodes.
Ivory: Excuse you?
The interviewer looks at Ivory with a look of fright on his face.
Ivory: Do you speak? Did these idiots hire a mime? I’ll make this simple. My name is Ivory Sullivan and I will crush your heroes. Tonight, I start with Kandy Kane.
Ivory snarls before walking out of the picture. Denise smirks as she leans into the shot.
Denise: Deal with it.
The cameras cut away as the Young Gunz strike two interns with duel superkicks.
Tad watches as the screen comes back to the in-ring shot. He shakes his head in disappointment as he turns back to face the camera.
Tad: I think it should go without saying, but I ask that my stars please don’t strike my interns, or for that matter, my interviewers, my referees, my doctor, my medical team, my security team, my production assistants… I will ask nicely just this once, because after that, there will be a fine, and you get to meet my bad side. And to Jamie and Terry watching at home, your checks are in the mail.
Tad smiles apologetically as he turns back toward the ramp.
Tad: We’ve got a lot of hot action set tonight, and a lot to be proven on the way to Warzone, brought to you by Honor Wrestling and the Saxon Group. Two titles will find their first holders, and the world will get to see what we have in store. But, beforehand, please join us right here, at this same time, for the Kickoff Show, brought to you by Northern Lights Wrestling! Now enough from me. Let’s get this show on the road!
Tad claps along with the fans as “Play Hard” by Krewella plays and Tad riles the audience up.
Liam: Llllllllllllladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, chillllldren of all ages! Put your hands together for Northern Lights Wrestling!
The crowd cheers at a near deafening level as Liam nods his head and raises his hands out to the side. He lets it go for a moment before bringing the microphone back to his mouth.
Liam: Iiiiiintroducing first, from Ottawa, Ontario, respectfully welcome the General Manager of Northern Lights Wrestling… TAD… EZZZZZZZZZZRAAAAAAAAAA!!!
“Play Hard” by Krewella begins playing as the audience claps heartily for the arrival of the General Manager. The lights come up as Tad walks onto the stage in a grey suit. He looks from side to side before raising his arms up in the air. This gets him a reaction before he runs down the ramp, switching sides as he slaps hands with the fans. He makes his way all around the ring before swinging around to the ring steps. He jogs up them and wastes no time in getting inside of the ring. He walks around, throwing his arms up in the air and a smile on his face. After working the crowd for a moment, Tad walks up to Liam, shaking his hands with him before accepting the microphone from him. He takes center stage as Liam steps back to the ropes. Tad looks from side to side, smiling at the reaction and letting it die down before he continues.
Tad: Wow, this feels a little bit like deja vu, no?
Tad smirks and winks at the camera as the audience chuckles a bit with him.
Tad: Here we are, another week into this thing, and we’ve acquired a few new names to our roster. As I said last night on Twitter, I cannot wait to see what Shelby Holt brings to the table. Now, some of you have been asking me, “Tad? Why on Earth would you go from six matches, signing more stars, only to drop down to four matches?” Last week, we wanted to give everyone a chance to shine, to see where people stuck out most. This week is where we really get going on our path, because I’ve seen what I needed to see. From here on out, you don’t shine unless you outshine someone else. You don’t catch my eye until you get this wonderful crowd in Toronto jumping up and down, cheering your name!
Crowd: You got that right! You got that right! You got that right!
Tad: When they notice, that is when I will notice. I’m a nice guy. I like to think that I’m pretty understanding, and I’m willing to give anyone a chance. But don’t get on my bad side, because not even I like my bad side. Which brings me to my point. Last week, we saw some pretty hot action. But, not all of that action was reserved for the ring…
The Light Tron flickers on to show off...
As Denise nods her head, Quentin Dawson steps into their shot. Ivory notices it and nearly explodes.
Ivory: Excuse you?
The interviewer looks at Ivory with a look of fright on his face.
Ivory: Do you speak? Did these idiots hire a mime? I’ll make this simple. My name is Ivory Sullivan and I will crush your heroes. Tonight, I start with Kandy Kane.
Ivory snarls before walking out of the picture. Denise smirks as she leans into the shot.
Denise: Deal with it.
The cameras cut away as the Young Gunz strike two interns with duel superkicks.
Tad watches as the screen comes back to the in-ring shot. He shakes his head in disappointment as he turns back to face the camera.
Tad: I think it should go without saying, but I ask that my stars please don’t strike my interns, or for that matter, my interviewers, my referees, my doctor, my medical team, my security team, my production assistants… I will ask nicely just this once, because after that, there will be a fine, and you get to meet my bad side. And to Jamie and Terry watching at home, your checks are in the mail.
Tad smiles apologetically as he turns back toward the ramp.
Tad: We’ve got a lot of hot action set tonight, and a lot to be proven on the way to Warzone, brought to you by Honor Wrestling and the Saxon Group. Two titles will find their first holders, and the world will get to see what we have in store. But, beforehand, please join us right here, at this same time, for the Kickoff Show, brought to you by Northern Lights Wrestling! Now enough from me. Let’s get this show on the road!
Tad claps along with the fans as “Play Hard” by Krewella plays and Tad riles the audience up.
A cute little blonde is seen walking through the backstage area as several road agents wave at her. She smiles at them while brushing past them. She goes to round the corner and bumps into someone carrying a lot of paperwork. The paperwork goes flying as both of them stop to pick them up.
Production Assistant: I am so sorry. I had my head buried in my phone and didn’t .......
The P.A. frantically apologizes as the blonde smiles.
Shelby Holt: It’s alright. No one got hurt.
The P.A. lifts her head as she nearly falls over.
Production Assistant: Oh...you’re Shelby Holt.
Shelby nods.
Shelby: In the flesh.
Production Assistant: I hope I’m not keeping you from anything or anyone.
Shelby laughs while shaking her head.
Shelby: I was just heading back to the locker room to finish getting ready for my debut. I’m kind of nervous and kind of excited at the same time.
Production Assistant: Will your dad be attending the show?
Shelby looks at her.
Shelby: You are joking right. My father hasn’t shown any interest in me for eighteen years. Why on earth would he start now? My Aunt Caroline and Uncle Toby practically made me who I am. Tonight isn’t about him alright. It’s about me. Try to remember that for next time.
Shelby stands back up and starts heading into the direction she was going as the cameras cut away.
Production Assistant: I am so sorry. I had my head buried in my phone and didn’t .......
The P.A. frantically apologizes as the blonde smiles.
Shelby Holt: It’s alright. No one got hurt.
The P.A. lifts her head as she nearly falls over.
Production Assistant: Oh...you’re Shelby Holt.
Shelby nods.
Shelby: In the flesh.
Production Assistant: I hope I’m not keeping you from anything or anyone.
Shelby laughs while shaking her head.
Shelby: I was just heading back to the locker room to finish getting ready for my debut. I’m kind of nervous and kind of excited at the same time.
Production Assistant: Will your dad be attending the show?
Shelby looks at her.
Shelby: You are joking right. My father hasn’t shown any interest in me for eighteen years. Why on earth would he start now? My Aunt Caroline and Uncle Toby practically made me who I am. Tonight isn’t about him alright. It’s about me. Try to remember that for next time.
Shelby stands back up and starts heading into the direction she was going as the cameras cut away.
Liam: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiintroducing first, from South of the Border, standing at 5’8” and weighing in at 177lb, he is “Senor Hell Yeah”... Ahuevo!!!
“Sueltate y Toma” by Reggae Black begins playing over the speakers when a red light shines from behind the curtains. As they open, the figure of Ahuevo is seen standing there. He bounces around to the beat of the music. He charges down the ramp, and as he makes it to the ring, he leaps through with a somersault, kneeling on one knee in the ring. He looks out to the front row at the crowd points to all of them. He then runs up the turnbuckle and does a flip off of it, landing on his hands as he walks across the ring to his corner on them before coming down to a crouching position as Holly claps for him. The two settle in as they discuss strategy.
Liam: Aaaand his opponent, from Chicago, IL standing at 6’4” and weighing in at 265lb, he is… Rorrrrrrry “Rocky” Rockefeller!!!
"Drink Drank Drunk" by HELLYEAH starts playing as Rory comes through the curtains carrying a cocktail shaker, mixing it up. He walks along the aisle, looking for outreached cups that he pours little bits of his signature drink into their cups. After making his way around the ring, Rory sets the shaker down on the ring steps as he runs up the steps. Rory gets half way in the ring before rocking out to his theme music. He steps inside all the way and holds his fists in the air and walks around, staring at Ahuevo.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Nora: Ahuevo makes good on his word as he steps up to Rory, looking up into his eyes as Rocky looks down at him. Rory nods his head before reaching down with his hand out. Ahuevo looks confused for a second as Rory smiles. Ahuevo accepts the handshake, and then both men take a couple steps backward. Ahuevo circles around Rory, who moves to keep his focus on him.
Arnaud: Ahuevo jumps around behind Rockefeller and grabs onto his back. He jumps up, looking to bring Rory down into a Backbreaker, but Rory holds onto the top rope. He regains his footing as he charges back, ramming Ahuevo into the corner. He repeats it as Ahuevo falls down to a seated position. Rocky steps back and charges forward, driving a knee. But Ahuevo leaps up, rolling out of the way at the last second. As Rocky grabs onto his knee, Ahuevo leaps up, taking him down with a Hurricanrana!
Nora: Ahuevo throws his arms out to the side as he leaps off of the middle rope with a Moonsault. Rory rolls out of the way, but Ahuevo lands on his feet. As Rory gets to his hands and knees, Ahuevo hits a Shining Wizard to Rocky. The crowd goes wild as Ahuevo steps back, knowing better than to try to pin Rory already. He rolls his arm around at his side as waits for Rory to return to his feet. He charges forward, only to run into a vicious Clothesline from Rory.
Arnaud: Rory stomps Ahuevo for a moment, keeping him grounded just long enough to land a dropping fist straight to Ahuevo’s heart. He hooks the leg.
1!
2!
Kickout!
Arnaud: Rory looks confused almost, and possibly a little frustrated. He stands up and peels Ahuevo off of the mat. He sends him into the ropes, and catches him on the way back with a Spinebuster. He goes for another pin.
1!
2!
Kickout!
Nora: Rory reaches down to pick Ahuevo off of the mat, but he rolls him up into a cradle pin!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Nora: Ahuevo doesn’t waste any time as he hits a Rolling Senton to Rory’s chest. He follows it up immediately with the Moonsault he was looking for earlier. He holds onto Rory’s head as he flips over him in a weird Snapmare. He hooks the leg.
1!
2!
Thr-Kickout!
Arnaud: That was way closer than expected. Ahuevo spins up to one foot and one knee. Rory gets to his feet, but looks shocked as Ahuevo nods his head. He waves his arms at Ahuevo, who charges forward, only to be set down with an Atomic Drop, followed by a Double Underhook Suplex, also known as On the Rocks! Hooks the leg!
1!
2!
3!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here is your winner…Rory Rockefeller!!!
Rory stands up from the mat, stumbling a bit as he holds onto his ribs. Referee Dylan Roberts holds his arm up in victory as “Drink Drank Drunk” plays. Rory looks down at Ahuevo for a second, but then he reaches down and lifts him up. The crowd gasps as he… helps him over to the corner. Ahuevo gets defensive until Rory holds his hand out for another shake. He pats him on the back as the camera picks up on Rory speaking.
Rocky: Good match, bro…
Rory steps over to the ropes as he slowly exits, taking his time as he celebrates on his way to the back.
“Sueltate y Toma” by Reggae Black begins playing over the speakers when a red light shines from behind the curtains. As they open, the figure of Ahuevo is seen standing there. He bounces around to the beat of the music. He charges down the ramp, and as he makes it to the ring, he leaps through with a somersault, kneeling on one knee in the ring. He looks out to the front row at the crowd points to all of them. He then runs up the turnbuckle and does a flip off of it, landing on his hands as he walks across the ring to his corner on them before coming down to a crouching position as Holly claps for him. The two settle in as they discuss strategy.
Liam: Aaaand his opponent, from Chicago, IL standing at 6’4” and weighing in at 265lb, he is… Rorrrrrrry “Rocky” Rockefeller!!!
"Drink Drank Drunk" by HELLYEAH starts playing as Rory comes through the curtains carrying a cocktail shaker, mixing it up. He walks along the aisle, looking for outreached cups that he pours little bits of his signature drink into their cups. After making his way around the ring, Rory sets the shaker down on the ring steps as he runs up the steps. Rory gets half way in the ring before rocking out to his theme music. He steps inside all the way and holds his fists in the air and walks around, staring at Ahuevo.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Nora: Ahuevo makes good on his word as he steps up to Rory, looking up into his eyes as Rocky looks down at him. Rory nods his head before reaching down with his hand out. Ahuevo looks confused for a second as Rory smiles. Ahuevo accepts the handshake, and then both men take a couple steps backward. Ahuevo circles around Rory, who moves to keep his focus on him.
Arnaud: Ahuevo jumps around behind Rockefeller and grabs onto his back. He jumps up, looking to bring Rory down into a Backbreaker, but Rory holds onto the top rope. He regains his footing as he charges back, ramming Ahuevo into the corner. He repeats it as Ahuevo falls down to a seated position. Rocky steps back and charges forward, driving a knee. But Ahuevo leaps up, rolling out of the way at the last second. As Rocky grabs onto his knee, Ahuevo leaps up, taking him down with a Hurricanrana!
Nora: Ahuevo throws his arms out to the side as he leaps off of the middle rope with a Moonsault. Rory rolls out of the way, but Ahuevo lands on his feet. As Rory gets to his hands and knees, Ahuevo hits a Shining Wizard to Rocky. The crowd goes wild as Ahuevo steps back, knowing better than to try to pin Rory already. He rolls his arm around at his side as waits for Rory to return to his feet. He charges forward, only to run into a vicious Clothesline from Rory.
Arnaud: Rory stomps Ahuevo for a moment, keeping him grounded just long enough to land a dropping fist straight to Ahuevo’s heart. He hooks the leg.
1!
2!
Kickout!
Arnaud: Rory looks confused almost, and possibly a little frustrated. He stands up and peels Ahuevo off of the mat. He sends him into the ropes, and catches him on the way back with a Spinebuster. He goes for another pin.
1!
2!
Kickout!
Nora: Rory reaches down to pick Ahuevo off of the mat, but he rolls him up into a cradle pin!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Nora: Ahuevo doesn’t waste any time as he hits a Rolling Senton to Rory’s chest. He follows it up immediately with the Moonsault he was looking for earlier. He holds onto Rory’s head as he flips over him in a weird Snapmare. He hooks the leg.
1!
2!
Thr-Kickout!
Arnaud: That was way closer than expected. Ahuevo spins up to one foot and one knee. Rory gets to his feet, but looks shocked as Ahuevo nods his head. He waves his arms at Ahuevo, who charges forward, only to be set down with an Atomic Drop, followed by a Double Underhook Suplex, also known as On the Rocks! Hooks the leg!
1!
2!
3!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here is your winner…Rory Rockefeller!!!
Rory stands up from the mat, stumbling a bit as he holds onto his ribs. Referee Dylan Roberts holds his arm up in victory as “Drink Drank Drunk” plays. Rory looks down at Ahuevo for a second, but then he reaches down and lifts him up. The crowd gasps as he… helps him over to the corner. Ahuevo gets defensive until Rory holds his hand out for another shake. He pats him on the back as the camera picks up on Rory speaking.
Rocky: Good match, bro…
Rory steps over to the ropes as he slowly exits, taking his time as he celebrates on his way to the back.
The scene opens up backstage where we see a blonde woman riding a horse in the countryside of what looks look like a large path. As she rides enjoying herself the camera catches a closer glimpse at the woman, and it becomes clear that this woman is clearly one of wealth as she is dressed in very nice clothing for riding alongside her is some of her staff, as the blonde woman soon looks at the camera taking off her brimmed hat slowly as her long blonde hair flows down like a river as she begins to speak in an arrogant haughty tone.
Blonde: For those of though who are not of higher class this is a lovely site just you, and your horse along the countryside. See I am a woman who enjoys the finer things of life. Like for example today before horseback riding I decided it would be fun to do some shopping and buy shopping I mean buying a business or two why? Because I am Angel Kash and I can do whatever I want to do but you already knew that.
Angel lets out a laugh admiring the beauty of the countryside as the horse keeps moving.
Angel: See money is what makes the world go around and I have more than most people have ever seen in their lives. And I know you're jealous of that fact. And I am used to that. My years in wrestling have taught me no matter how much others might have, if you have more than them, then they are jealous of you and I know none of the other women in here are happy I have signed on the dotted line, that Mr. Ezra in his infinite wisdom decided he needed to sign a star and made a big offer to attract the Trillion Dollar Princess to sign with Northern Lights Wrestling. And trust me it's a deal that makes it worth having to wrestle in Canada of all places.
Angel shudders thinking about Canada as she countries along the path with her staff following behind her.
Angel: Like who would want to live in Canada anyway? Such a boring cold place. But speaking of boring the competition I have been looking at the roster and I hate to say it but I am not highly impressed in fact no impressed would be an understatement. A bunch of degenerates, low lifes and classless peasants who are just simply unaware of their station in life. They think people are going to want to catch the show for them? Please now they have a reason to watch and that reason is me. I know you are all thanking me but don't thank me till I arrive in person. Because then the eyeballs will truly be on Northern Lights Wrestling for the first time.
Angel lets out a giggle amused by her own words as she keeps going keeping control of her horse.
Angel: So to the peasants see you all soon when I start my climb to the very top just kidding I am already there I just have to kick the pretenders off of my perch. Which I will do one by one till I am alone where I belong. And that starts my first show there till then this is the last you will see me unless you watch my show on Bravo Kashing In staring Angel Kash but who am I‘m kidding of course you people are going to be watching why? Because you can’t get enough of me and neither can Northern Lights Wrestling because I am Priceless by birth, bitch by choice.
Angel blows a kiss to the camera as it fades to black soon after her horse, and her staffs horses pass the cameras view.
Blonde: For those of though who are not of higher class this is a lovely site just you, and your horse along the countryside. See I am a woman who enjoys the finer things of life. Like for example today before horseback riding I decided it would be fun to do some shopping and buy shopping I mean buying a business or two why? Because I am Angel Kash and I can do whatever I want to do but you already knew that.
Angel lets out a laugh admiring the beauty of the countryside as the horse keeps moving.
Angel: See money is what makes the world go around and I have more than most people have ever seen in their lives. And I know you're jealous of that fact. And I am used to that. My years in wrestling have taught me no matter how much others might have, if you have more than them, then they are jealous of you and I know none of the other women in here are happy I have signed on the dotted line, that Mr. Ezra in his infinite wisdom decided he needed to sign a star and made a big offer to attract the Trillion Dollar Princess to sign with Northern Lights Wrestling. And trust me it's a deal that makes it worth having to wrestle in Canada of all places.
Angel shudders thinking about Canada as she countries along the path with her staff following behind her.
Angel: Like who would want to live in Canada anyway? Such a boring cold place. But speaking of boring the competition I have been looking at the roster and I hate to say it but I am not highly impressed in fact no impressed would be an understatement. A bunch of degenerates, low lifes and classless peasants who are just simply unaware of their station in life. They think people are going to want to catch the show for them? Please now they have a reason to watch and that reason is me. I know you are all thanking me but don't thank me till I arrive in person. Because then the eyeballs will truly be on Northern Lights Wrestling for the first time.
Angel lets out a giggle amused by her own words as she keeps going keeping control of her horse.
Angel: So to the peasants see you all soon when I start my climb to the very top just kidding I am already there I just have to kick the pretenders off of my perch. Which I will do one by one till I am alone where I belong. And that starts my first show there till then this is the last you will see me unless you watch my show on Bravo Kashing In staring Angel Kash but who am I‘m kidding of course you people are going to be watching why? Because you can’t get enough of me and neither can Northern Lights Wrestling because I am Priceless by birth, bitch by choice.
Angel blows a kiss to the camera as it fades to black soon after her horse, and her staffs horses pass the cameras view.
Clint Eastwood by Gorillaz starts to play
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
Liam: First on his way to the ring... he weighs in at 227 Ibs, from Las Vegas Nevada... Jerry Cann!!!!
Jerry Walks out to the rampway to a small pop. He looks around as he makes his way to the ring.
I'm useless but not for long
The future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
Jerry now at ringside high fives a few kids in the front row before sliding into the ring.
Yeah, ha-ha
Finally, someone let me out of my cage
Now time for me is nothing 'cause I'm counting no age
Now I couldn't be there
Now you shouldn't be scared
I'm good at repairs
And I'm under each snare
Jerry goes to a corner waiting for the match to start
"Thunder" by Imagine Dragons begins playing over the speakers as the lights go haywire. As the hook begins, Kader comes out onto the stage and jumps around, showing off his oiled chest, as well as his power. He roars out at the crowd.
Liam: Coming to the ring from West Hollywood, California by way of Bushehr, Iran, standing at 6'7" and weighing in at 297lb, he is... Kader Hasheem!!!
The crowd gives off a mixed reaction as Kader shouts out at them. He continues down the ramp, rubbing at his nose before flinging his baseball cap out into the crowd. He walks to the head of the ring and he grabs onto the top rope, bringing himself up onto the apron. He climbs in over the top rope before walking around the ring, gauging the crowd reaction. He comes to the center of the ring and lets out a monstrous roar. He then settles into the corner as the lights return to normal. He and Ethan look to one another, shaking their heads at their situation.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Arnaud: Kader flexes his muscles as he points to Jerry. Jerry shakes out his arms as he waves Kader in his direction. Kader talks trash to Jerry as he charges forward, ready to back him into a corner. Jerry moves out of the way and catches Kader in the back with a stiff kick, though the look on his face says that it is more about embarrassment than pain.
Nora: Kader turns around as Jerry flings him into the ropes. Kader stalls the Irish Whip, and brings Jerry back into a Short-Arm Clothesline. He stomps the ground by Jerry as he leans down and talks trash right above his face. He reaches down and rips Jerry off of the mat. He picks him up for a Scoop Slam!
Arnaud: He doesn’t stop there. Kader picks Jerry off of the mat, onto his shoulders as he falls with a Samoan Drop. Hooks the leg.
1!
2!
Kickout!
Nora: Kader can’t believe it, and with the stakes this high, he shouldn’t be wasting time arguing with referee Jade Pham. He shakes his head and leans down to pick Jerry up off the ground. As he does, Jerry punches him right in the throat. Kader coughs as he stumbles backward, holding onto his throat. Jade scolds him, and he nods his head as he brings Kader down into a Rear Naked Chokehold. Jerry struggles quickly, gasping for air!
Arnaud: Kader kicks his feet before finding footing to try bridging. Jerry shakes his head as Kader slaps at his arm twice. He grabs onto Jerry’s wrist, struggling as he eventually gets a couple inches of space. His chest heaves as he pushes Jerry’s arms back into the strangest, most unorthodox bridge pin I’ve ever seen.
1!
2!Kickout!
Nora: Jerry breaks free from the pin, but Kader rolls over on top of him, hammering him with lefts and rights, stopping at nothing. Jerry puts his arms up to deflect as many of them as he can, but most of them come through.
Arnaud: Kader grabs onto Jerry’s hair and yanks him up to his feet before bringing him over in a Hair Toss. He smacks his chest as he looks down at Jerry before shouting.
Kader: You wanna fight like a bitch, then I’ll treat you like a bitch!
Arnaud: The crowd boos Kader as he turns around to shout back at them. He laughs as he reaches down and pulls Jerry back to his feet. He backs him into the corner before hitting a Knife Edge Chop. The crowd feels for Jerry on that one. Kader snarls as he looks out to the crowd, asking how they like that. He laughs as he turns around and hits another. He grabs onto Jerry’s throat and rubs it into the face of the fans. He goes for another chop, but Jerry chops him back!
Nora: Jerry gets another chop, sending Kader back. Kader punches Jerry in the face, making him stumble back into the ropes. Jerry rebounds with a Clothesline that brings Kader down to the ground. He instantly locks on the Cobra Clutch. Kader is resisting, trying to make his way over to the ropes, inching there. Jerry pulls him back to the center of the ring, where Kader has no other alternative. He shakes his head as he taps out to Jerry.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here is your winner, advancing to the finals of the Avalanche Championship Tournament… Jerry Cann!!
Jerry lets go of the hold and immediately stands up. Referee Jade Pham raises his arm in victory, but instead of his theme music, “Shorty Bounce” by Lil Wayne begins playing. The crowd cheers as Shorty comes jogging down to the ring. He slides inside and begins shouting at Jerry. He balls up his fist and hits a Dick Punch to Jerry, bringing him down to his knees. Shorty shouts in Jerry’s face as he turns and slides under the bottom rope, walking to the back as the fans laugh and cheer at the irate little man.
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
Liam: First on his way to the ring... he weighs in at 227 Ibs, from Las Vegas Nevada... Jerry Cann!!!!
Jerry Walks out to the rampway to a small pop. He looks around as he makes his way to the ring.
I'm useless but not for long
The future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
Jerry now at ringside high fives a few kids in the front row before sliding into the ring.
Yeah, ha-ha
Finally, someone let me out of my cage
Now time for me is nothing 'cause I'm counting no age
Now I couldn't be there
Now you shouldn't be scared
I'm good at repairs
And I'm under each snare
Jerry goes to a corner waiting for the match to start
"Thunder" by Imagine Dragons begins playing over the speakers as the lights go haywire. As the hook begins, Kader comes out onto the stage and jumps around, showing off his oiled chest, as well as his power. He roars out at the crowd.
Liam: Coming to the ring from West Hollywood, California by way of Bushehr, Iran, standing at 6'7" and weighing in at 297lb, he is... Kader Hasheem!!!
The crowd gives off a mixed reaction as Kader shouts out at them. He continues down the ramp, rubbing at his nose before flinging his baseball cap out into the crowd. He walks to the head of the ring and he grabs onto the top rope, bringing himself up onto the apron. He climbs in over the top rope before walking around the ring, gauging the crowd reaction. He comes to the center of the ring and lets out a monstrous roar. He then settles into the corner as the lights return to normal. He and Ethan look to one another, shaking their heads at their situation.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Arnaud: Kader flexes his muscles as he points to Jerry. Jerry shakes out his arms as he waves Kader in his direction. Kader talks trash to Jerry as he charges forward, ready to back him into a corner. Jerry moves out of the way and catches Kader in the back with a stiff kick, though the look on his face says that it is more about embarrassment than pain.
Nora: Kader turns around as Jerry flings him into the ropes. Kader stalls the Irish Whip, and brings Jerry back into a Short-Arm Clothesline. He stomps the ground by Jerry as he leans down and talks trash right above his face. He reaches down and rips Jerry off of the mat. He picks him up for a Scoop Slam!
Arnaud: He doesn’t stop there. Kader picks Jerry off of the mat, onto his shoulders as he falls with a Samoan Drop. Hooks the leg.
1!
2!
Kickout!
Nora: Kader can’t believe it, and with the stakes this high, he shouldn’t be wasting time arguing with referee Jade Pham. He shakes his head and leans down to pick Jerry up off the ground. As he does, Jerry punches him right in the throat. Kader coughs as he stumbles backward, holding onto his throat. Jade scolds him, and he nods his head as he brings Kader down into a Rear Naked Chokehold. Jerry struggles quickly, gasping for air!
Arnaud: Kader kicks his feet before finding footing to try bridging. Jerry shakes his head as Kader slaps at his arm twice. He grabs onto Jerry’s wrist, struggling as he eventually gets a couple inches of space. His chest heaves as he pushes Jerry’s arms back into the strangest, most unorthodox bridge pin I’ve ever seen.
1!
2!Kickout!
Nora: Jerry breaks free from the pin, but Kader rolls over on top of him, hammering him with lefts and rights, stopping at nothing. Jerry puts his arms up to deflect as many of them as he can, but most of them come through.
Arnaud: Kader grabs onto Jerry’s hair and yanks him up to his feet before bringing him over in a Hair Toss. He smacks his chest as he looks down at Jerry before shouting.
Kader: You wanna fight like a bitch, then I’ll treat you like a bitch!
Arnaud: The crowd boos Kader as he turns around to shout back at them. He laughs as he reaches down and pulls Jerry back to his feet. He backs him into the corner before hitting a Knife Edge Chop. The crowd feels for Jerry on that one. Kader snarls as he looks out to the crowd, asking how they like that. He laughs as he turns around and hits another. He grabs onto Jerry’s throat and rubs it into the face of the fans. He goes for another chop, but Jerry chops him back!
Nora: Jerry gets another chop, sending Kader back. Kader punches Jerry in the face, making him stumble back into the ropes. Jerry rebounds with a Clothesline that brings Kader down to the ground. He instantly locks on the Cobra Clutch. Kader is resisting, trying to make his way over to the ropes, inching there. Jerry pulls him back to the center of the ring, where Kader has no other alternative. He shakes his head as he taps out to Jerry.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here is your winner, advancing to the finals of the Avalanche Championship Tournament… Jerry Cann!!
Jerry lets go of the hold and immediately stands up. Referee Jade Pham raises his arm in victory, but instead of his theme music, “Shorty Bounce” by Lil Wayne begins playing. The crowd cheers as Shorty comes jogging down to the ring. He slides inside and begins shouting at Jerry. He balls up his fist and hits a Dick Punch to Jerry, bringing him down to his knees. Shorty shouts in Jerry’s face as he turns and slides under the bottom rope, walking to the back as the fans laugh and cheer at the irate little man.
Ivory Sullivan is caught walking through the halls with Denise Andrews right by her side. Ivory wasn’t in a good mood after what transpired a week ago. She was already boiling as they stop for a brief moment.
Ivory: I don’t trust them. I don’t trust any of them. This is my division and I will be shown some damn respect.
Ivory narrows her gaze as Denise looks at her.
Denise: Just calm down Ivy. No one said you have to be best friends with any of them. Just use them to get the win then show them who’s boss.
Ivory smiles while hooking her arm around Denise’s.
Ivory: oh I will Denise. Don’t you worry about that and then at Warzone, I’ll be the one holding the Avalanche Championship.
The two chuckle while continuing down the hallway.
Ivory: I don’t trust them. I don’t trust any of them. This is my division and I will be shown some damn respect.
Ivory narrows her gaze as Denise looks at her.
Denise: Just calm down Ivy. No one said you have to be best friends with any of them. Just use them to get the win then show them who’s boss.
Ivory smiles while hooking her arm around Denise’s.
Ivory: oh I will Denise. Don’t you worry about that and then at Warzone, I’ll be the one holding the Avalanche Championship.
The two chuckle while continuing down the hallway.
Camera cut backstage as we see Reporter Sai with GM Tad as they talk to the side we see Chanelle walk by the crowd pops. Chanelle stops in front of Sai and Tad who turn and look and stop talking. Tad excuses himself as camera zoom out a bit. Honor Wrestler Winter Elemental appears to a big pop.
Tad: Welcome…
Winter cuts Tad off.
Winter: Home, this is Canada, my home.
Winter gets a pop by her countrymen and women.
Tad: What brings you here to Northern Lights?
Winter: I thought I come check out what the talk is all about in Canada eh. You have some great talent, from well known names to young rookies. I‘m impressed by the mix you have here.
Tad: Well, thank you, I try my best to give the fans the very best.
Winter: Slow down there cowboy as I am the very best.
Chanelle: Gurrrl… You wouldn’t know the best if you wasn’t standin’ right in front of it. Real talk.
Winter: No one asked you so shut it before I stick my boot up your ass eh!
Chanelle laughs as she does a seductive turn, looking over her shoulder at Winter and her ass with a smirk on her face.
Chanelle: You mean dat ass? Look, I’mma shoot straight witchu. Just cuz you lickin’ Delia Darling’s Lou Boutin’s, you wanna think you the best there is? Get outta my face wit dat shit, baby..
Winter: You must not want to make it to your match. I believe it starts in a few minutes, run along before you don’t make it eh.
Chanelle: You know what bitch…
Chanelle takes a few steps closer as Tad finally steps in.
Tad: Ladies, ladies please. Winter is right, Chanelle your match is next, good luck out there. As for you Winter, I love that your here on a visit but it's just a visit. Don’t go starting trouble, I can go without the extra headache.
Chanelle walks off down the hallway, as she does this we see Delvin Tyler appear on screen. Chanelle blows him a kiss as she waves.
Shorty: Move women, your in my way.
Shorty looks at Tad then at Winter.
Shorty: How you doin?
Winter: A lot better then Jerry’s ball sack, that’s for damn sure eh!
Shorty: I like this girl! Ever been with a little person before? Some things are the same, if not even a little… bigger.
Winter: I’m like a foot bigger, I am a little person. So yes, yes I have!!
Winter winks as Sai is seen in the background raising his left eyebrow.
Shorty: Now we’re talking, that’s how we start. I’ll finish the job for you toots.
Winter: This F(Bleep) guy over… Tell me I didn’t just get bleeped. I know you mother F(Bleep) didn’t just F(Bleep) me you sorry sack of (Bleep) Wait, for real? I can’t say (Bleep)?
Tad: No you can’t say (Bleep).
Winter: Well (Bleep).
Shorty: Now I really like this woman. Looks of an angel, mouth of a trucker...
Tad: So Shorty how can I help you?
Shorty: First you can show Winter were my locker room is and second, Then, you can go ahead and remove Jerry from MY match. He cheated and until you make this right, he will be living in Dick Punch City for a while.
Tad: Well…
Winter: Hold the (Bleep) up. I can’t say (Bleep) or (Bleep) or (Bleep) But you all can say (Bleep)... Wait why did they just bleep me for.
Tad: You’re not allowed to say anything as you get started and it… Look Winter, my team can’t keep up with your mouth. You’re banned from all foul words.
Winter: What the Bloody Hell eh!!
Shorty: Don’t ignore me Tad, You need to remove Jerry from the match and add me in it.
Tad: I’m sorry Winter but you tend to just…
Shorty: Hey, I said don’t ignore me Tad!! This is Bullshit!
Winter: Hey he was able…
Shorty: It’s not about you right now Winter, I started off liking you but now I can see how easily you piss others off.
Tad: Hey, this is my guest, show some respect.
Shorty: That’s all I been asking for since I been here! Some damn respect.
Tad: Respect is earned Shorty, not handed out.
Shorty: What the hell has she done that she gets handed respect, I get screwed and ignored around here. Make this right, take Jerry out of the match.
Tad: I won’t do that but I tell you what I would do. I will add you to the match..
Shorty: Man, that’s awesome! I will make this company proud as the champion, and…
Tad: Whoa there.. I will make you the special guest referee.
Shorty: What the hell do I look like to you.
Winter: You get to decide who wins.
Shorty: Look, no one… wait, you do make a great point.
Winter: Speaking of the devil.
Jerry walks down the hall from just finishing his match. He looks at Sai, then at Winter then Tad, ignoring Shorty.
Jerry: Tad, boss, hey I’m all for doing what is asked but you got some dude running around here punching people in the man parts. That’s not cool man.
Tad: You’re right, things like that should not be allowed and I will look into that.
Jerry: Thanks a lot Tad.
Shorty: You all have GOT to be kidding me!
Queen of Apathy appears on the screen with a straight face on.
Apathy: It’s you, meh.
Apathy shrugs her shoulders at Winter
Winter: Tad.
Tad: Winter.
Winter looks at Apathy and smiles.
Winter: I like this one here, if she can get the fans to dig her way of living you have a star here.
Apathy: Meh, being a star or not being a star is of no concern to me. My paycheck won’t change and if it did, Meh.
Winter: This (Bleep) is awesome.
Tad: You can’t say bitch on here Winter.
Shorty: Hey! Never mind…
Shorty walks towards Jerry and punches him in the Dick. Jerry goes down as Winter tries not to laugh. Apathy looks at everyone and says nothing as she just walks towards ring side for her match. Winter follows as Shorty walks towards Sai.
Shorty: Hey Sai, how about an interview?
Sai: Can’t, we’re out of time and have to start the next match.
Shorty: God damn it. I don’t get interviewed, I get screwed off matches, I get ignored… I’ll have you all know, I punch Dicks in the Dick and right now, you’re all Dicks!!
Cameras cut to ringside as Shorty gets ready to Dick Punch Sai.
Tad: Welcome…
Winter cuts Tad off.
Winter: Home, this is Canada, my home.
Winter gets a pop by her countrymen and women.
Tad: What brings you here to Northern Lights?
Winter: I thought I come check out what the talk is all about in Canada eh. You have some great talent, from well known names to young rookies. I‘m impressed by the mix you have here.
Tad: Well, thank you, I try my best to give the fans the very best.
Winter: Slow down there cowboy as I am the very best.
Chanelle: Gurrrl… You wouldn’t know the best if you wasn’t standin’ right in front of it. Real talk.
Winter: No one asked you so shut it before I stick my boot up your ass eh!
Chanelle laughs as she does a seductive turn, looking over her shoulder at Winter and her ass with a smirk on her face.
Chanelle: You mean dat ass? Look, I’mma shoot straight witchu. Just cuz you lickin’ Delia Darling’s Lou Boutin’s, you wanna think you the best there is? Get outta my face wit dat shit, baby..
Winter: You must not want to make it to your match. I believe it starts in a few minutes, run along before you don’t make it eh.
Chanelle: You know what bitch…
Chanelle takes a few steps closer as Tad finally steps in.
Tad: Ladies, ladies please. Winter is right, Chanelle your match is next, good luck out there. As for you Winter, I love that your here on a visit but it's just a visit. Don’t go starting trouble, I can go without the extra headache.
Chanelle walks off down the hallway, as she does this we see Delvin Tyler appear on screen. Chanelle blows him a kiss as she waves.
Shorty: Move women, your in my way.
Shorty looks at Tad then at Winter.
Shorty: How you doin?
Winter: A lot better then Jerry’s ball sack, that’s for damn sure eh!
Shorty: I like this girl! Ever been with a little person before? Some things are the same, if not even a little… bigger.
Winter: I’m like a foot bigger, I am a little person. So yes, yes I have!!
Winter winks as Sai is seen in the background raising his left eyebrow.
Shorty: Now we’re talking, that’s how we start. I’ll finish the job for you toots.
Winter: This F(Bleep) guy over… Tell me I didn’t just get bleeped. I know you mother F(Bleep) didn’t just F(Bleep) me you sorry sack of (Bleep) Wait, for real? I can’t say (Bleep)?
Tad: No you can’t say (Bleep).
Winter: Well (Bleep).
Shorty: Now I really like this woman. Looks of an angel, mouth of a trucker...
Tad: So Shorty how can I help you?
Shorty: First you can show Winter were my locker room is and second, Then, you can go ahead and remove Jerry from MY match. He cheated and until you make this right, he will be living in Dick Punch City for a while.
Tad: Well…
Winter: Hold the (Bleep) up. I can’t say (Bleep) or (Bleep) or (Bleep) But you all can say (Bleep)... Wait why did they just bleep me for.
Tad: You’re not allowed to say anything as you get started and it… Look Winter, my team can’t keep up with your mouth. You’re banned from all foul words.
Winter: What the Bloody Hell eh!!
Shorty: Don’t ignore me Tad, You need to remove Jerry from the match and add me in it.
Tad: I’m sorry Winter but you tend to just…
Shorty: Hey, I said don’t ignore me Tad!! This is Bullshit!
Winter: Hey he was able…
Shorty: It’s not about you right now Winter, I started off liking you but now I can see how easily you piss others off.
Tad: Hey, this is my guest, show some respect.
Shorty: That’s all I been asking for since I been here! Some damn respect.
Tad: Respect is earned Shorty, not handed out.
Shorty: What the hell has she done that she gets handed respect, I get screwed and ignored around here. Make this right, take Jerry out of the match.
Tad: I won’t do that but I tell you what I would do. I will add you to the match..
Shorty: Man, that’s awesome! I will make this company proud as the champion, and…
Tad: Whoa there.. I will make you the special guest referee.
Shorty: What the hell do I look like to you.
Winter: You get to decide who wins.
Shorty: Look, no one… wait, you do make a great point.
Winter: Speaking of the devil.
Jerry walks down the hall from just finishing his match. He looks at Sai, then at Winter then Tad, ignoring Shorty.
Jerry: Tad, boss, hey I’m all for doing what is asked but you got some dude running around here punching people in the man parts. That’s not cool man.
Tad: You’re right, things like that should not be allowed and I will look into that.
Jerry: Thanks a lot Tad.
Shorty: You all have GOT to be kidding me!
Queen of Apathy appears on the screen with a straight face on.
Apathy: It’s you, meh.
Apathy shrugs her shoulders at Winter
Winter: Tad.
Tad: Winter.
Winter looks at Apathy and smiles.
Winter: I like this one here, if she can get the fans to dig her way of living you have a star here.
Apathy: Meh, being a star or not being a star is of no concern to me. My paycheck won’t change and if it did, Meh.
Winter: This (Bleep) is awesome.
Tad: You can’t say bitch on here Winter.
Shorty: Hey! Never mind…
Shorty walks towards Jerry and punches him in the Dick. Jerry goes down as Winter tries not to laugh. Apathy looks at everyone and says nothing as she just walks towards ring side for her match. Winter follows as Shorty walks towards Sai.
Shorty: Hey Sai, how about an interview?
Sai: Can’t, we’re out of time and have to start the next match.
Shorty: God damn it. I don’t get interviewed, I get screwed off matches, I get ignored… I’ll have you all know, I punch Dicks in the Dick and right now, you’re all Dicks!!
Cameras cut to ringside as Shorty gets ready to Dick Punch Sai.
Liam: The following contest is a 6 Woman Tag Team Match, and is scheduled for one fall! Already in the ring, standing at 5’6” and weighing in at 121lb, she is… Ivory Sullivan…
“Don’t Chase Me” by Shea Fisher is playing as Ivory stands in her corner, looking annoyed as Denise Andrews stands outside.
The lights dim down as the opening beat of "Tear You Apart" begins playing. Once the words begin, a shadow emerges from the back as a slow strobe of white light shows off her curves. As the music picks up, the lights come on to see Apathy standing at the top of the ramp, her hands on her hips, and an expressionless face glowing in the light.
Liam:Making her way to the ring by way of Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 125lb and standing at 5'10" she is... Queen of Apathy…
As she is announced, she struts down to the ring, hearing the fans trying to goad emotion from her. She doesn't give in as she slides under the bottom rope. She turns over on her back and worms her way across the ring before pulling herself part way up in the corner as she waits, causing Ivory to step away in disgust.
The lights in the arena drop down and "Sex Metal Barbie" by In This Moment begins playing. The ring crew brings out a wooden plank, meant to resemble the Mean Girls Runway of yester-year, fastening it tightly to the ring, as it looks like it will fall apart at any minute. Before they can even disperse, the curtains open, and Celeste is wheeled out onto the ramp in front of a podium. A spotlight appears on her as a man dressed in a potato sack walks out behind her, helping her down onto the stage. She is dressed in a pair of red hot pants and a Mean Girls tank top tied just above the navel, and an opened hooded jacket. She has red streaks in her hair as she slightly pulls back her hood to show off her face and the obnoxiously sparkling tiara on her head, taking a drag from the cigar in her right hand.
Liam: Making her way to the ring, hailing from Beverly Hills, California, standing at 5 feet 6 inches, and weighing in at 132 pounds... "Queen C"... Celeste North!!!
She struts along the "runway" slowly, showing off everything she's got, a cigar in her hands. She takes a puff of it and winks as she exhales slowly. She then flips her hair from side to side seductively as men wearing dress suits and potato sacks over their heads line the runway, taking photos of her. Celeste takes a puff from the cigar before dropping it to the arena floor. The first hooded man holds the ropes open for her as she enters the ring. She struts around to the music for a moment, shedding her black hooded jacket. She puckers up her lips as she blows a kiss to the audience, and then to her partners.
Liam: And their opponents, making their way to the ring, the team of Shelby Holt, Chanelle Martinez, and Kandy Kaine!!!
“Red Lipstick” begins playing over the speakers as Chanelle comes out from behind the curtains. As the music picks up, Chanelle, Shelby, and Kandy step through the curtains together. Shelby waves to the fans as Kandy jumps up and down excitedly. Chanelle begins to “back it up” before they come down the ring, showing a united front. Shelby slides in under the ropes as Kandy runs up the steps. Chanelle climbs onto the apron and does the splits as she twerks down to the ground. She climb underneath the bottom rope, continuing to shake it. She stands up and runs across the ring, running up a turnbuckle where she once again shakes it for a moment before stepping down to a standing position. Shelby and Kandy join her as they eye their competition across the ring.
Ding! Ding! DIng!
Nora: Looks like Kandy and Celeste will start things off. Kandy runs at Celeste who grabs Kandy and Monkey Flips her to the outside of the ring!!!
Arnaud: Celeste and Ivory tag make a tag… Ivory jumps off the middle ropes hitting Kandy with a Moonsault!!! Ivory picks Kandy up and tosses her in the ring. Kandy rolls to the center as Ivory slides in the ring… Ivory bends down to Grab Kandy but gets kicked in the head.
Nora: Kandy rolls over and crawls to her corner to tag in Chanelle… Chanelle and Ivory tie up, Chanelle gets the advantage with a knee to the gut. Chanelle hits a Snap Suplex on Ivory! Chanelle quickly grabs Ivory and picks her up for a bodyslam… Ivory, grabs Chanelle’s arm and hits a Arm drag on the way down!!
Crowd: Ooh!!!!
Arnaud: Ivory goes to her corner and tags in Apathy, Apathy gets in as Chanelle gets up a bit shocked at Ivory. Chanelle runs at Apathy, Chanelle tries to give Apathy an open hand strike but Apathy counters by grabbing Chanelle’s arm, she holds on while kicking Chanelle with a low kick to her knee then grabs her head for a DDT!!
Nora: Apathy goes for the cover!
1..
Arnaud: Chanelle kicks out at one… The two get up, Chanelle grabs Apathy to send her to the ropes but it gets revered. Chanelle bounces off as Shelby makes a blind tag. Apathy goes for a Dropkick but misses as Chanelle manages to stop running on time. Shelby jumps on the top ropes and jumps over Chanelle hitting Apathy with a kick to her chest!!!
Nora: Apathy goes down but gets right back up with a Kip Up… Jumping Roundhouse Kick, Apathy stumbles as Shelby grabs Apathy… Father Figure!! (Swinging Fisherman Suplex) Shelby goes for the cover!!
1..
Arnaud: Celeste gets in the ring and breaks the pin as she grabs Shelby by her hair. The ref yells as Shelby starts yelling at Celeste… Chanelle and Kandy get in the ring and run over to Celeste… Ivory gets in the ring as well now as now all 6 are in the ring as a brawl as kicked off!
Nora: Looks like the Battle Royal next week started early!!
Arnaud: The referee tries to restore order but is overwhelm as the other referees run down to help. Celeste punches Kandy in the face as Apathy superkicks gets drops with a German Suplex by Chanelle. Shelby goes fors a Elbow Strike on Celeste but is stopped by Ivory who gets gets in the way. Ivory tries to grab Shelby but gets kneed in the face!!
Nora: Celeste goes to grab Shelby who pushes Celeste away… Shelby goes for a Superkick… Celeste throws a punch connecting with Shelby’s heel dropping Shelby to the ground by the impact as Celeste holds her wrist!!
Arnaud: The Referees get between them as Kandy rolls out the rig and gets a chair!!!
Nora: Kandy slides in the ring as everyone scatters… Spear by Celeste on Kandy… Apathy gets up but superkick back down by Shelby. Celeste gets off of Kandy as Shelby and Celeste have a stare down!!!
Arnaud: They stare each other down as order is restored… Head referee Ryan Richards heads towards Liam to figure…
Liam gets on his microphone
Liam: Ladies and gentlemen the referee has thrown this match away. The ruling is a no contest!!
The other four women get up as Shelby and Celeste continue to stare each other down. The four start fighting as Celeste leaves the ring with a arrogant smile on her face. The camera stay on Celeste as the other women fight n the ring. Once Celeste gets to the top of the ramp way she turns to look at the ring. The camera also turn to the ring as we only see Shelby the only one standing as she stares up the ramp way at Celeste.
Celeste shakes her head and starts walking back towards the ring, security finally shows up to stop her and force her to the back.
“Don’t Chase Me” by Shea Fisher is playing as Ivory stands in her corner, looking annoyed as Denise Andrews stands outside.
The lights dim down as the opening beat of "Tear You Apart" begins playing. Once the words begin, a shadow emerges from the back as a slow strobe of white light shows off her curves. As the music picks up, the lights come on to see Apathy standing at the top of the ramp, her hands on her hips, and an expressionless face glowing in the light.
Liam:Making her way to the ring by way of Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 125lb and standing at 5'10" she is... Queen of Apathy…
As she is announced, she struts down to the ring, hearing the fans trying to goad emotion from her. She doesn't give in as she slides under the bottom rope. She turns over on her back and worms her way across the ring before pulling herself part way up in the corner as she waits, causing Ivory to step away in disgust.
The lights in the arena drop down and "Sex Metal Barbie" by In This Moment begins playing. The ring crew brings out a wooden plank, meant to resemble the Mean Girls Runway of yester-year, fastening it tightly to the ring, as it looks like it will fall apart at any minute. Before they can even disperse, the curtains open, and Celeste is wheeled out onto the ramp in front of a podium. A spotlight appears on her as a man dressed in a potato sack walks out behind her, helping her down onto the stage. She is dressed in a pair of red hot pants and a Mean Girls tank top tied just above the navel, and an opened hooded jacket. She has red streaks in her hair as she slightly pulls back her hood to show off her face and the obnoxiously sparkling tiara on her head, taking a drag from the cigar in her right hand.
Liam: Making her way to the ring, hailing from Beverly Hills, California, standing at 5 feet 6 inches, and weighing in at 132 pounds... "Queen C"... Celeste North!!!
She struts along the "runway" slowly, showing off everything she's got, a cigar in her hands. She takes a puff of it and winks as she exhales slowly. She then flips her hair from side to side seductively as men wearing dress suits and potato sacks over their heads line the runway, taking photos of her. Celeste takes a puff from the cigar before dropping it to the arena floor. The first hooded man holds the ropes open for her as she enters the ring. She struts around to the music for a moment, shedding her black hooded jacket. She puckers up her lips as she blows a kiss to the audience, and then to her partners.
Liam: And their opponents, making their way to the ring, the team of Shelby Holt, Chanelle Martinez, and Kandy Kaine!!!
“Red Lipstick” begins playing over the speakers as Chanelle comes out from behind the curtains. As the music picks up, Chanelle, Shelby, and Kandy step through the curtains together. Shelby waves to the fans as Kandy jumps up and down excitedly. Chanelle begins to “back it up” before they come down the ring, showing a united front. Shelby slides in under the ropes as Kandy runs up the steps. Chanelle climbs onto the apron and does the splits as she twerks down to the ground. She climb underneath the bottom rope, continuing to shake it. She stands up and runs across the ring, running up a turnbuckle where she once again shakes it for a moment before stepping down to a standing position. Shelby and Kandy join her as they eye their competition across the ring.
Ding! Ding! DIng!
Nora: Looks like Kandy and Celeste will start things off. Kandy runs at Celeste who grabs Kandy and Monkey Flips her to the outside of the ring!!!
Arnaud: Celeste and Ivory tag make a tag… Ivory jumps off the middle ropes hitting Kandy with a Moonsault!!! Ivory picks Kandy up and tosses her in the ring. Kandy rolls to the center as Ivory slides in the ring… Ivory bends down to Grab Kandy but gets kicked in the head.
Nora: Kandy rolls over and crawls to her corner to tag in Chanelle… Chanelle and Ivory tie up, Chanelle gets the advantage with a knee to the gut. Chanelle hits a Snap Suplex on Ivory! Chanelle quickly grabs Ivory and picks her up for a bodyslam… Ivory, grabs Chanelle’s arm and hits a Arm drag on the way down!!
Crowd: Ooh!!!!
Arnaud: Ivory goes to her corner and tags in Apathy, Apathy gets in as Chanelle gets up a bit shocked at Ivory. Chanelle runs at Apathy, Chanelle tries to give Apathy an open hand strike but Apathy counters by grabbing Chanelle’s arm, she holds on while kicking Chanelle with a low kick to her knee then grabs her head for a DDT!!
Nora: Apathy goes for the cover!
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Arnaud: Chanelle kicks out at one… The two get up, Chanelle grabs Apathy to send her to the ropes but it gets revered. Chanelle bounces off as Shelby makes a blind tag. Apathy goes for a Dropkick but misses as Chanelle manages to stop running on time. Shelby jumps on the top ropes and jumps over Chanelle hitting Apathy with a kick to her chest!!!
Nora: Apathy goes down but gets right back up with a Kip Up… Jumping Roundhouse Kick, Apathy stumbles as Shelby grabs Apathy… Father Figure!! (Swinging Fisherman Suplex) Shelby goes for the cover!!
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Arnaud: Celeste gets in the ring and breaks the pin as she grabs Shelby by her hair. The ref yells as Shelby starts yelling at Celeste… Chanelle and Kandy get in the ring and run over to Celeste… Ivory gets in the ring as well now as now all 6 are in the ring as a brawl as kicked off!
Nora: Looks like the Battle Royal next week started early!!
Arnaud: The referee tries to restore order but is overwhelm as the other referees run down to help. Celeste punches Kandy in the face as Apathy superkicks gets drops with a German Suplex by Chanelle. Shelby goes fors a Elbow Strike on Celeste but is stopped by Ivory who gets gets in the way. Ivory tries to grab Shelby but gets kneed in the face!!
Nora: Celeste goes to grab Shelby who pushes Celeste away… Shelby goes for a Superkick… Celeste throws a punch connecting with Shelby’s heel dropping Shelby to the ground by the impact as Celeste holds her wrist!!
Arnaud: The Referees get between them as Kandy rolls out the rig and gets a chair!!!
Nora: Kandy slides in the ring as everyone scatters… Spear by Celeste on Kandy… Apathy gets up but superkick back down by Shelby. Celeste gets off of Kandy as Shelby and Celeste have a stare down!!!
Arnaud: They stare each other down as order is restored… Head referee Ryan Richards heads towards Liam to figure…
Liam gets on his microphone
Liam: Ladies and gentlemen the referee has thrown this match away. The ruling is a no contest!!
The other four women get up as Shelby and Celeste continue to stare each other down. The four start fighting as Celeste leaves the ring with a arrogant smile on her face. The camera stay on Celeste as the other women fight n the ring. Once Celeste gets to the top of the ramp way she turns to look at the ring. The camera also turn to the ring as we only see Shelby the only one standing as she stares up the ramp way at Celeste.
Celeste shakes her head and starts walking back towards the ring, security finally shows up to stop her and force her to the back.
Gemma Frost is backstage in the interview area, she waits for her guest as rolls her eyes as several fan favorites walk by her, finally she notices Gail and Stewart and picks up her mic.
Gemma: Please welcome my guest at this time the soon to be Northern Lights Avalanche Champion the world’s greatest bounty hunter Stewart Mason, last week everyone saw you wipe that mat with that poser Rory Rockefeller, tonight you face this guy Ethan McBride, tell everyone how you are going to continue your success by beating this guy.
Stewart: You know Gemma, one of the first matches I had in my career was right here in Varsity arena, beat some guy doing an Elvis gimmick, can’t remember his name right now, but who really cares right.
Gemma: Exactly.
Stewart: Ethan nice win last week.
Stewart and Gail smirk while giving Ethan golf claps.
Stewart: Beating two scrubs really wasn’t that impressive, so don’t think I’m as easy to beat as those two losers, after my repeat performance from last week, the Avalanche title is as good as mine.
Gemma: Well there you have it, your future Avalanche champion Stewart Mason.
Gemma: Please welcome my guest at this time the soon to be Northern Lights Avalanche Champion the world’s greatest bounty hunter Stewart Mason, last week everyone saw you wipe that mat with that poser Rory Rockefeller, tonight you face this guy Ethan McBride, tell everyone how you are going to continue your success by beating this guy.
Stewart: You know Gemma, one of the first matches I had in my career was right here in Varsity arena, beat some guy doing an Elvis gimmick, can’t remember his name right now, but who really cares right.
Gemma: Exactly.
Stewart: Ethan nice win last week.
Stewart and Gail smirk while giving Ethan golf claps.
Stewart: Beating two scrubs really wasn’t that impressive, so don’t think I’m as easy to beat as those two losers, after my repeat performance from last week, the Avalanche title is as good as mine.
Gemma: Well there you have it, your future Avalanche champion Stewart Mason.
Liam: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Entering first from Chicago, IL standing at 6’3” and weighing in at 255lb, he is… Ethan McBriiiiiiiiide!!!
"I Don't Care" by Apocalyptica begins to blare through the arena as Ethan McBride emerges from the back with a slow, methodical pace glaring with smug, dirty looks at the fans as he makes his way to the ring.
Liam: Aaaaaaaaand his opponent, front Winnipeg, Manitoba, standing at 6’ and weighing in at 235lb, he is… Stewart Maaaaaaaaaaaason!!!
Stewart Steps on the stage, wearing black pants and combat boots, and Black Vest, with Black Handwraps, he takes in the reaction of the crowd, and is joined by Gail, together they walk to the ring, Gail climbs the ring steps and steps through the ropes and walks to the center of the ring, Stewart climbs the ropes from outside and points to himself then climbs down from the ropes, and joins Gail in the center of the ring.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Nora Stewart Mason immediately charges at Ethan McBride, striking a kick to his side, and then another to his chest, sending him back slightly. Stewart then grabs hold of Ethan, swinging around behind him and then catching him in the head with a Heel Hook, straight out of the gate with a trademark move.
Arnaud: Ethan falls to the mat, and Stewart drops down for the pin.
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2!Kickout!
Arnaud: Ethan kicks out as he crawls over to the ropes. Referee Dylan Roberts holds Stewart back as Ethan reaches around him and drops him face first into the middle turnbuckle. He stomps at the back of Stewart until Dylan steps in the way, backing him up. Ethan pushes him to the side and charges forward with a knee, but Stewart moves out of the way.
Nora Gail claps for him on the outside, and Stewart doesn’t disappoint as he comes with a knee strike to the back of Ethan’s head. He picks Ethan up and then sets him into the corner. He steps back and nails a Yakuza Kick that causes Ethan to grab onto the top rope, pulling himself away from the corner.
Arnaud: Ethan rests on the top rope as Stewart sizes him up. Stewart comes in for a jab, but Ethan fires back with an elbow to his face. Stewart holds onto his face as Gail pounds the mat on the outside. Ethan kicks Stewart in the gut and lands him on the ground with a Powerbomb.
Nora Ethan goes to lift him up once more for another Powerbomb, but Stewart punches him right in the face. He strikes him three more times before Ethan drops him down with a Sitdown Powerbomb. He hooks the leg one last time.
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2!
Kickout!
Arnaud: Ethan glares at the referee who holds up two fingers. Ethan mouths off to him for a second before grabbing onto Stewart’s tights, bringing him back up to a standing position. He sends him into the ropes and catches him with a Back Body Drop, followed by a Leg Drop. He grabs onto Stewart’s arm and begins wrenching it between his legs.
Nora Stewart swings his legs around, wrapping them around the bottom rope. Dylan counts to four, and Ethan lets go, jumping to his feet as he gets in Dylan’s face. Dylan doesn’t back down, shouting in his face as he points over to Stewart. Ethan shoves Dylan, but Dylan shoves him back! Ethan goes to swing at him, but Dylan ducks it and Stewart kips up to his feet, catching Ethan with a Big Boot to the face!
Arnaud: Rookie Wrestling 101, do NOT piss off the referee! If Stewart wasn’t there to interject, Dylan would have knocked Ethan back a few steps. Stewart is taking advantage of the opportunity as he drops an elbow straight to Ethan’s sternum. He picks Ethan up and sends him into the ropes. Ethan goes for a Clothesline, but Stewart ducks it, catching him on the rebound with a Spinning Spinebuster! Hooks the leg.
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2!
Thr-Kickout!
Nora Stewart pounds the mat and then picks Ethan up, striking him with a Jumping Savate Kick. Ethan drops to the ground, and Stewart drops down right away as Dylan counts.
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2!
Thr-Kickout!!
Nora Ethan slides outside of the ring to collect himself. He takes a deep breath as he paces back and forth on the outside. Stewart doesn’t give him the chance as he slides to the outside of the ring. He charges at Ethan, who grabs onto Gail’s shoulders, using her like a shield. Stewart stops his roll as he holds his hands out, asking Ethan to stop. Ethan shoves her right at Stewart, and then swings Stewart right into the ring post!
Arnaud: Ethan wraps Stewart’s arm around the ring post, placing one of his feet against the post as he pulls. Gail steps up to him, shouting at Ethan as he completely ignores her. He wrenches the arm as Stewart shouts out in pain. Dylan gets his count to eight, and Ethan rolls inside of the ring. He points to his chest, and then pokes his finger into Dylan’s. Dylan shakes his head and goes to call for the bell, but Ethan holds a hand up, pleading.
Nora Ethan turns around as Stewart catches him with a Spinning Heel Kick. He picks him up from the mat and goes for the Paid In Full! But Ethan shoves him into the ropes. As Stewart rebounds, Ethan goes for the Lethal Injection (Superman Punch)!
Arnaud: Stewart ducks under it and rams him into the corner, rolling him up with a Schoolboy Pin.
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2!
Kickout!
Arnaud: But Stewart rolls back up and brings Ethan with him as he drops him with the Paid In Pull (Implant DDT)! Dylan happily drops down for the count.
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Liam: Here is your winner, advancing to the finals of the Avalanche Championship Tournament…Stewart Mason!!!
The crowd cheers out as Stewart raises his arm in victory. He looks down at Ethan and rolls him out of his celebration party. Gail hugs onto Stewart’s waist as they celebrate together. However, the celebration is short lived as Jerry Cann steps out onto the stage, just staring down at Stewart. They lock eyes for a moment before Jerry motions around his waist, turns and walks to the back as Avalanche fades off the air.
"I Don't Care" by Apocalyptica begins to blare through the arena as Ethan McBride emerges from the back with a slow, methodical pace glaring with smug, dirty looks at the fans as he makes his way to the ring.
Liam: Aaaaaaaaand his opponent, front Winnipeg, Manitoba, standing at 6’ and weighing in at 235lb, he is… Stewart Maaaaaaaaaaaason!!!
Stewart Steps on the stage, wearing black pants and combat boots, and Black Vest, with Black Handwraps, he takes in the reaction of the crowd, and is joined by Gail, together they walk to the ring, Gail climbs the ring steps and steps through the ropes and walks to the center of the ring, Stewart climbs the ropes from outside and points to himself then climbs down from the ropes, and joins Gail in the center of the ring.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Nora Stewart Mason immediately charges at Ethan McBride, striking a kick to his side, and then another to his chest, sending him back slightly. Stewart then grabs hold of Ethan, swinging around behind him and then catching him in the head with a Heel Hook, straight out of the gate with a trademark move.
Arnaud: Ethan falls to the mat, and Stewart drops down for the pin.
1!
2!Kickout!
Arnaud: Ethan kicks out as he crawls over to the ropes. Referee Dylan Roberts holds Stewart back as Ethan reaches around him and drops him face first into the middle turnbuckle. He stomps at the back of Stewart until Dylan steps in the way, backing him up. Ethan pushes him to the side and charges forward with a knee, but Stewart moves out of the way.
Nora Gail claps for him on the outside, and Stewart doesn’t disappoint as he comes with a knee strike to the back of Ethan’s head. He picks Ethan up and then sets him into the corner. He steps back and nails a Yakuza Kick that causes Ethan to grab onto the top rope, pulling himself away from the corner.
Arnaud: Ethan rests on the top rope as Stewart sizes him up. Stewart comes in for a jab, but Ethan fires back with an elbow to his face. Stewart holds onto his face as Gail pounds the mat on the outside. Ethan kicks Stewart in the gut and lands him on the ground with a Powerbomb.
Nora Ethan goes to lift him up once more for another Powerbomb, but Stewart punches him right in the face. He strikes him three more times before Ethan drops him down with a Sitdown Powerbomb. He hooks the leg one last time.
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2!
Kickout!
Arnaud: Ethan glares at the referee who holds up two fingers. Ethan mouths off to him for a second before grabbing onto Stewart’s tights, bringing him back up to a standing position. He sends him into the ropes and catches him with a Back Body Drop, followed by a Leg Drop. He grabs onto Stewart’s arm and begins wrenching it between his legs.
Nora Stewart swings his legs around, wrapping them around the bottom rope. Dylan counts to four, and Ethan lets go, jumping to his feet as he gets in Dylan’s face. Dylan doesn’t back down, shouting in his face as he points over to Stewart. Ethan shoves Dylan, but Dylan shoves him back! Ethan goes to swing at him, but Dylan ducks it and Stewart kips up to his feet, catching Ethan with a Big Boot to the face!
Arnaud: Rookie Wrestling 101, do NOT piss off the referee! If Stewart wasn’t there to interject, Dylan would have knocked Ethan back a few steps. Stewart is taking advantage of the opportunity as he drops an elbow straight to Ethan’s sternum. He picks Ethan up and sends him into the ropes. Ethan goes for a Clothesline, but Stewart ducks it, catching him on the rebound with a Spinning Spinebuster! Hooks the leg.
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2!
Thr-Kickout!
Nora Stewart pounds the mat and then picks Ethan up, striking him with a Jumping Savate Kick. Ethan drops to the ground, and Stewart drops down right away as Dylan counts.
1!
2!
Thr-Kickout!!
Nora Ethan slides outside of the ring to collect himself. He takes a deep breath as he paces back and forth on the outside. Stewart doesn’t give him the chance as he slides to the outside of the ring. He charges at Ethan, who grabs onto Gail’s shoulders, using her like a shield. Stewart stops his roll as he holds his hands out, asking Ethan to stop. Ethan shoves her right at Stewart, and then swings Stewart right into the ring post!
Arnaud: Ethan wraps Stewart’s arm around the ring post, placing one of his feet against the post as he pulls. Gail steps up to him, shouting at Ethan as he completely ignores her. He wrenches the arm as Stewart shouts out in pain. Dylan gets his count to eight, and Ethan rolls inside of the ring. He points to his chest, and then pokes his finger into Dylan’s. Dylan shakes his head and goes to call for the bell, but Ethan holds a hand up, pleading.
Nora Ethan turns around as Stewart catches him with a Spinning Heel Kick. He picks him up from the mat and goes for the Paid In Full! But Ethan shoves him into the ropes. As Stewart rebounds, Ethan goes for the Lethal Injection (Superman Punch)!
Arnaud: Stewart ducks under it and rams him into the corner, rolling him up with a Schoolboy Pin.
1!
2!
Kickout!
Arnaud: But Stewart rolls back up and brings Ethan with him as he drops him with the Paid In Pull (Implant DDT)! Dylan happily drops down for the count.
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3!
Liam: Here is your winner, advancing to the finals of the Avalanche Championship Tournament…Stewart Mason!!!
The crowd cheers out as Stewart raises his arm in victory. He looks down at Ethan and rolls him out of his celebration party. Gail hugs onto Stewart’s waist as they celebrate together. However, the celebration is short lived as Jerry Cann steps out onto the stage, just staring down at Stewart. They lock eyes for a moment before Jerry motions around his waist, turns and walks to the back as Avalanche fades off the air.