Post by Tad Ezra on Mar 11, 2018 23:57:16 GMT -6
Sunday, March 11 2018 Avalanche, Verdun Auditorium in Verdun, Montreal, Quebec.
Sold out 4,114 8pm EST
Backstage, the cameras move in to find Angel Kash standing in Tad Ezra’s office with a big smile on her face. Tad Ezra looks over to Shelby Holt, who looks less than pleased to be there. Tad Ezra pulls out a leather bound folder and three pens as he flips it open.
Tad: Today, we are making things official. At Honor Wrestling’s Turmoil, Shelby Holt will be defending her Avalanche Champion, in the Northern Lights Wrestling Co-Main Event... against none other than... Angel Kash…
The crowd boos at this as Angel tilts her head back into a chuckle. Shelby grits her teeth, but tries to maintain her composure. Tad Ezra looks at the pages inside of the folder, and he leans down to sign it. Once completed, he motions for Angel to sign it. Angel does not hesitate. Once she is finished, she lets out an arrogant chuckle as she runs her fingers across the belt in front of her.
Angel: This is going to look amazing around my waist. Although… you might want to have it fitted for someone with a petite waistline?
Shelby reaches down and grips onto Angel’s wrist as she leans in to stare her down. She remains silent as Angel struggles to pull back. Tad gets between them as best as he can, but Shelby still doesn’t let go.
Tad: Let go and sign the contract, Shelby…
Shelby: No.
Tad: Excuse me?
Shelby doesn’t let go of Angel’s wrist, but Angel can see the frustration building up in Tad’s face as she smiles when his head is turned.
Shelby: I said “No”. Someone like her is a dime a dozen. She doesn’t deserve the shot at this belt with her cheap tactics and her despicable attitude. You can’t honestly say that you think she deserves it.
Angel: Jealous little peasant afraid of a little competition?
Tad: Enough! I’m afraid I’m going to have to insist. Angel won her match against you, and no matter how cheaply it might have been done, it just goes to show that you should have no problem defeating her in the middle of the ring. Especially with me as the special guest referee…
Angel: What?! How is that fair?
Shelby: Well this just got a lot more interesting. Fine, I’ll sign.
Shelby lets go of Angel’s wrist and picks her pen back up. She signs quickly and then drops the pen as if it were a microphone.
Shelby: I’ll see you next month…
Shelby storms out of the room, but not without grabbing onto her belt first.
Angel: Isn’t that just rude. You really know how to pick a champion, don’t you, Thaddeus? Don’t answer that, I have a match to get ready for.
Angel flips her hair as she walks out of the room. Tad simply sighs as the cameras move back out to ringside.
Liam: This opening match is a tag team match set for one fall!
Blame Canada starts to play as the arena showers Melissa with boos.
Time's have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse
Liam: On the way to the ring from Scottsdale, AZ.... Melissa Ruins!!!
"No, blame Canada, blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes
And flappin' heads so full of lies
Blame Canada, blame Canada
We need to form a full assault
It's Canada's fault"
The crowd boos louder as Melissa finally comes from behind the curtains. Melissa looks at the crowd with a disdain look on her face. She walks down unhappy in the middle of the ramp way so that neither side of the crowd can touch her as she walks down.
"Blame Canada, blame Canada
There not even a real country anyway"
The crowd erupts as they shower her with boos so loud that her entrance music can no longer be heard. Melissa stumps her feet as she walks up the ring steps. Once at the ring apron she looks at the crowd and gives them all the middle finger causing the crowd to boo even louder at her. She smiles at her puppets then gets in the ring as she waits for her partner Angel Kash.
Liam: And her partner!!!
The fans begin to boo loudly as "Superficial" by Lady Gaga hits over the public address system
It aint that easy, it aint that easy
it aint that easy, but it aint so hard
It aint that easy, it aint that easy
it aint that easy, but it aint so hard
As the lights dim and flash gold all over the arena, a lone spotlight forms at the entrance ramp as out from the back first steps Leroy with a stern look on his face. After a few moments, Todd walks out from behind him, looking nervous. As he claps within a few seconds in arrogant and exaggerated fashion, Angel Kash herself walks out as the fans boo loudly.
Liam: On the way to the ring, weighting in at 125 Ibs from The Hamptons, New York… The Golden Queen… Angel Kash!!!
Hoppin' out the maserati
All I see is paparazzi
Snapping pictures for the
Front cover of a magazine
So I pose in everything I wear
Love to make the people stare
Always center of attention
Lookin' so bootylicious
Angel blows an arrogant kiss to the fans before doing a series of arrogant poses at the top of the ramp. She then says something to Todd and Leroy as they first go ahead, before the arrogant rich blonde bombshell does an arrogant supermodel like strut down to the ring, taunting the fans as she walks by them, before rudely sticking out her hand, and flipping her hair arrogantly as she brushes past the fans, not letting them even come close to touching her. She makes her way up the ring steps with Leroy, holding her hand from the outside, as Todd is standing in front of her on the ring apron. Angel then points down as he holds the ropes for her; she enters and poses in the center of the ring as the fans boo loudly. After that, she lays on the top turnbuckle nonchalantly taunting the fans as Todd hands her a mirror and she admires her beauty.
Liam: And their opponents!!!
Problem by Natalia Kills plays through the arena.
Liam: First, on the way to the way from New York, New York… Kinley Carlisle!!!
Kinley steps out from the back taunting anyone and everyone she can as she makes her way down the aisle towards the ring...
Liam: And her Partner, from Bronx, NY standing at 5’7” and weighing in at 127lb, she is “Azz n’ Class”... Chanelle Marrrrrrtinezzzzzzzz!!!
“Red Lipstick” begins playing over the speakers as Chanelle comes out from behind the curtains. As the music picks up, Chanelle begins to “back it up” before she comes down the ring. She climbs onto the apron and does the splits as she twerks down to the ground. She climb underneath the bottom rope, continuing to shake it. She stands up and runs across the ring, running up a turnbuckle where she once again shakes it for a moment before stepping down to a standing position. She looks out to Kinley, rolling her eyes and then rests in the corner, ready to start the match.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Nora: Chanelle holds up her fists, welcoming any one of her opponents to come at her. However, before she has a chance to really begin, Kinley slaps Chanelle’s back aggressively. She smirks as she steps inside of the ring.
Arnaud: Is it any surprise that Kinley wants to prove something here tonight? She has yet to win a match since Northern Lights Wrestling started. She rushes over toward Angel, knocking her over the top rope before locking up with Melissa.
Nora: Melissa struggles as Kinley grabs hold of Melissa’s tights and brings her over with a Northern Lights Suplex, hooking the leg for the pin.
1!
2!
Arnaud: Angel slides back inside and breaks up the pin. Kinley goes to swing at her, but Melissa plays it right back as she gets a handful of tights and brings her down for a pin.
1!
2!
Nora: Now it is Chanelle who steps inside of the ring. She shakes her head as she drags Kinley back over toward their corner. She steps outside and reaches out for the tag. However, Kinley doesn’t try for the tag. Instead she climbs to her feet and spits at Chanelle!
Arnaud: Chanelle ducks it, but lets out a loud hoodrat style shout as she looks out to the crowd, rallying them behind her. Meanwhile, Melissa brings Kinley over with a Belly to Back Suplex, holding on as she maneuvers around to repeat the move. She holds on for a Chokehold as Kinley shouts out.
Nora: Chanelle isn’t even budging as she allows Melissa to maintain the choke. Kinley moves over toward the ropes, slowly but surely. She is inches away as Melissa struggles to keep the hold locked on.
Arnaud: What is this? Chanelle walks over toward the middle of the apron and kicks at Kinley’s hand! That’s her partner!
Nora: With no teamwork, it’s hard to consider the selfish Kinley as her partner. Chanelle pushes against Kinley’s hand, and Melissa wrenches harder and harder. Angel simply laughs, and claps on Melissa.
Arnaud: Kinley can’t take it any longer as she lightly taps out, giving Melissa the win!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here are your winners via submission… Melissa Ruins and Angel Kash!!!
Chanelle rolls her eyes as she steps inside of the ring. Melissa holds her fists up, ready for a fight, and Chanelle mutters some unkind words to her in response. The referee tries to hold Chanelle back, but Chanelle is in no mood to listen… as she leans down and picks Kinley up off of the mat! She sends her into the corner and immediately follows up with a Clothesline! She leans down and shouts into Kinley’s face, giving it a few slaps before stepping backward. She runs forward with the Ridin’ Yo Face (Bronco Buster), giving it a little extra oomph as she rides it hard! Melissa and Angel watch on with amusement as the referee finally pulls Chanelle off of Kinley. She reaches forward and shakes hands with Melissa and Angel before they make their way to the back… together?
Sai Basu is standing outside of Tad Ezra’s locker room, ready to start an interview with the latest signee to Northern Lights Wrestling. However, Tad Ezra emerges from the office after a few seconds of Sai waiting. He sighs as he shakes his head.
Tad: So, a fax just came through and I’m afraid that there were a few discrepancies with our latest signee. We cannot announce her as an official member of the roster until the paperwork has been completed.
Sai: What a shame. I have become accustomed to being the welcoming committee in Northern Lights Wrestling, and I had hoped to welcome her.
Just then, a loud round of hooping and hollering and laughing can be heard at the other end of the hallway. Sai, Tad, and the cameraman turn and look down the hall to see Chanelle Martinez, Melissa Ruin, and Angel Kash walking down the hallway toward them.
Chanelle: Ey yo, Sai. Why you worryin’ about the new bitch on the block? What about the veteran? What about the money maker? What about the hard worker? That’s us. You should be giving us the attention that we’ve earned, that we’ve deserved!
Sai: Is this about what happened out there moments ago?
Chanelle: Naw, bruh. This ain’t about me embarrasin’ my tag team partner. This is about why I felt the need to do that. I have been in this business for sixteen goddamn years. I earned my spot. Yet, I keep gettin’ passed up for people like Angel Kash and Melissa Ruin. One starts to wonder why after a hot minute. If you can’t beat ‘em, then join em. Seems logical, right?
Tad: I never once heard you come to me to complain about your position.
Chanelle: Of course I didn’t. Look at Kader Hasheem and see how he continues to get passed up. Look at Shorty who done complained to you every… damn… week! Since day one! Naw, I decided to take action. And now this dream team just became your worst damn nightmare, baby. Da’s real talk…
With that, Chanelle, Angel, and Melissa walk off together once more.
Liam: This next match is scheduled for one fall!!!
The lights dim down as the opening beat of "Tear You Apart" begins playing. Once the words begin, a shadow emerges from the back as a slow strobe of white light shows off her curves. As the music picks up, the lights come on to see Apathy standing at the top of the ramp, her hands on her hips, and an expressionless face glowing in the light.
Liam: Making her way to the ring by way of Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 125lb and standing at 5'10" she is... Queen of Apathy…
As she is announced, she struts down to the ring, hearing the fans trying to goad emotion from her. She doesn't give in as she slides under the bottom rope. She turns over on her back and worms her way across the ring before pulling herself part way up in the corner as she waits for Celeste North.
Liam: And her opponent!!!
The lights in the arena drop down and "Sex Metal Barbie" by In This Moment begins playing. The ring crew brings out a wooden plank, meant to resemble the Mean Girls Runway of yester-year, fastening it tightly to the ring, as it looks like it will fall apart at any minute. Before they can even disperse, the curtains open, and Celeste is wheeled out onto the ramp in front of a podium. A spotlight appears on her as a man dressed in a potato sack walks out behind her, helping her down onto the stage. She is dressed in a pair of red hot pants and a Mean Girls tank top tied just above the navel, and an opened hooded jacket. She has red streaks in her hair as she slightly pulls back her hood to show off her face and the obnoxiously sparkling tiara on her head, taking a drag from the cigar in her right hand.
Liam: Making her way to the ring, hailing from Beverly Hills, California, standing at 5 feet 6 inches, and weighing in at 132 pounds... "Queen C"... Celeste North!!!
She struts along the "runway" slowly, showing off everything she's got, a cigar in her hands. She takes a puff of it and winks as she exhales slowly. She then flips her hair from side to side seductively as men wearing dress suits and potato sacks over their heads line the runway, taking photos of her. Celeste takes a puff from the cigar before dropping it to the arena floor. The first hooded man holds the ropes open for her as she enters the ring. She struts around to the music for a moment, shedding her black hooded jacket.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Arnaud: Celeste signals for Apathy to bring it but Apathy just shrugs Celeste off. Celeste runs at Apathy who grabs her and throws Celeste outside the ring with a Toss Suplex!!!
Crowd: OHHHHH!!!
Nora: Celeste looks a bit shocked as she gets up from the floor. Apathy still n her corner turns her head to look at Celeste. Celeste slides in the ring as Apathy turns to look at her. Celeste goes over to tie up with Apathy but Apathy kicks Celeste in the gut the grabs Celeste and hits another Toss Suplex dropping Celeste to the outside!!!
Arnaud: That’s twice now Apathy has thrown Celeste out the ring with ease. Celeste looks pissed as she gets up and slides in the ring. Celeste goes to grab Apathy but Apathy goes to kick Celeste who drops her hands to block the Kick!
Nora: Celeste holds Apathy land with one hand using the other to punch Apathy’s knee before letting go, another punch to Apathy’s gut then one to the face!
Arnaud: The ref gets between to warn Celeste about her closed fist...
Nora: Celeste ignores and throws another fist over the ref hitting Apathy in the mouth. The ref grabs Celeste and pulls her across the ring.
Arnaud: Celeste turns around demanding a microphone. She turns around to look at Apathy.
Celeste: I don’t have time for this. You won’t wrestle then I will just kick your ass till you give up
Arnaud: Celeste turns around to toss the microphone outside the ring as Apathy runs over…
Nora: Celeste turns around to a Belly to Belly Suplex!!!
Arnaud: Apathy grabs Celeste by her hair to get her on her feet. Apathy goes to grabs Celeste but Celeste blocks it then hits a Chop to Apathy’s chest. Celeste hits another Chop. Apathy takes a few steps back.
Nora: Celeste runs at Apathy and grabs her. Celeste picks Apathy up for a Snap Suplex. Celeste goes her for the cover!
1..
Arnaud: Apathy kicks out at one, Celeste gets up as does Apathy but she gets dropped right back down with a Discus Clothesline. Celeste kicks Apathy in the chest then hits an Elbow Drop. Celeste goes for the cover again.
1..
Nora: Apathy again kicks out at one. Celeste gets up and lifts Apathy up to her feet… Apathy quickly wraps her arm around Celeste’s head and hits a Tornado DDT!!!
Arnaud: Apathy gets up, Celeste grabs Apathy’s leg and trips her up. Apathy falls back down with her back to the air. Celeste quickly gets up and on top of Apathy. Celeste locks in a sleeper hold as Apathy raises to all fours trying to… Celeste wraps her legs around Apathy’s waist and turning over as she moves her heads around grabbing ne og Apathy’s arms to lock in a Crossface Chickenwing!!!
Nora: The ref looks over asking Apathy if she gives up but Apathy refuses to surrender. Celeste applies more pressure, the ref looks on as Apathy still refuses to give up.
Arnaud: This is not looking good for Apathy, she needs to find a way out of the hold… The ref asks Apathy if she gives up but Apathy says no by shaking her index finger from her free hand.
Nora: Apathy lowers her arm as she looks to be closing her eyes! The ref grabs Apathy’s arm and lifts it up then lets go. Apathy’s hand goes right back down. The ref picks her arm again and lets go, Apathy’s arm goes down. The ref arms the arm a third time and it falls right back down!!!
The ref calls for the bell
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Your winner of the match by TKO… Celeste North!!!
Celeste breathes heavily as she looks down at Apathy, shaking her head as she taps at her. However, she doesn’t have much time as Melissa Ruin and Chanelle Martinez run down to the ring together. They waste no time in going after Celeste. Celeste fights back with rotating punches, but the thirst is heavy with them as Chanelle and Melissa pound down on her, hard. Melissa drops down with an Elbow Drop, followed by a Sumo Drop, twerking over Chanelle to add insult to injury. Her and Melissa high five one another as they go to leave the ring. However, when Celeste rises up from the mat, and Apathy starts to finally come around, they each receive stereo Chick Kicks for their troubles, and Chanelle and Melissa exit the ring together. Chanelle points to herself and then to the ring.
Chanelle: We own this shit now, boy! This is our f**kin’ ring now, baby!
The camera moves backstage to see Honor Wrestling star, Delia Darling, as she is speaking pleasantries with Angel Kash. She shakes hands with her and gives Angel a light kiss to the side of each cheek, receiving the same in return. She then waves as she begins walking down the hallway. She sees the camera and places her hand to her chest in a show of surprise.
Delia: Oh, goodness. Hello darlings! I came here to help promote Northern Lights Wrestling by bringing it some actual star power.
She smiles sweetly as the audience boos her loudly. She brushes her hair behind her ear and winks as she bites at her bottom lip.
Delia: Angel is close to being ready to bring star power, but she is not quite z’ere just yet. Z’ere is much time before she is ready to be on my level… but vous could say z’at about many on z’e Honor Wrestling Roster, no?
Delia chuckles as she is joined by Winter Elemental and Tatsu Ikeda, who join her with a laugh that lingers just a few seconds too long. Delia then runs her finger across her throat, signalling them to stop.
Delia: Tune in on Wednesday, right here on WGN at 7pm, to see moi, facing off wi’s Latoya Hixx in one-on-one action. I promise I won’t squash her so z’at vous can have somes’ing to sit down and enjoy instead of rearranging your entire day to see moi. Oui… you are welcome. See you on Wednesday, Hixx…
Delia blows a kiss to the camera as Tatsu and Winter stare out at the camera for a few seconds longer before turning to joins Delia as she walks away.
"I Don't Care" by Apocalyptica begins to blare through the arena.
Liam: This next match is a tag team match set for one fall! First on the way to the ring from Chicago, IL The Judge, Jury and Executioner… Ethan McBride!!!
Ethan McBride emerges from the back with a slow, methodical pace glaring with smug, dirty looks at the fans as he makes his way to the ring.
Liam: And his partner!
"Drink Drank Drunk" by HELLYEAH starts playing as Rory comes through the curtains carrying a cocktail shaker, mixing it up.
Liam: On the way to the ring weighting in at 265 Ibs… From Chicago, IL Rory Rockefeller!!!
He walks along the aisle, looking for outreached cups that he pours little bits of his signature drink into their cups. After making his way around the ring, Rory sets the shaker down on the ring steps as he runs up the steps. Rory gets half way in the ring before rocking out to his theme music. He steps inside all the way and holds his fists in the air and walks around waiting for his opponent.
Liam: And their opponents!
Sueltate y Toma by Reggae Black begins playing over the speakers when a red light shines from behind the curtains. As they open, the figure of Ahuevo is seen standing there. He bounces around to the beat of the music.
Liam: On the way to the ring weighting in at 177 pounds from South of the Border… Ahuevo!!!
He charges down the ramp, and as he makes it to the ring, he leaps through with a somersault, kneeling on one knee in the ring. He looks out to the crowd, pointing across them all in a circle. He then runs up the turnbuckle and does a flip off of it, landing on his hands as he walks across the ring to his corner on them before coming down to a crouching position as he waits for his partner.
Liam: And his partner!
Lights go down low as "The Hills" by The Weeknd bounces through the speakers in a seductive tone and Dorian Brown comes out in a brown leather biker jacket and matching pants. He has a bar of chocolate in his hand and he bites a piece off the tip before handing it to a fan along the aisle. He swerves them hips before he rips off the pants to show off his silky tights that have chocolate bar brick prints over it. He loses the jacket to show off his body, moving hands up and down stomach and chest.
Liam: Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the Memphis native weighting in at 224lb and standing at 6'1 he is Dorian Brown!!!
Dorian comes to the ring as he gets on the apron. He puts one leg through the ropes and stops to swerve his hips again but with more power this time. He comes inside that ring and drops to his hands and knees as he moves across the ring seductive until he gets in the corner. He stands up and lick his lips as he watches the audience fall under his spell.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Arnaud: The audience is on fire for three fan favorites, and a man with a lot to gain from a win here tonight. Ethan starts things off against Dorian. They circle each other, staying to the outside of the ring, until Rory taps Dorian on the shoulder. Dorian turns around and winks at Rory.
Nora: Ethan gets a Rear Waistlock on Dorian firmly. Dorian runs his fingers up and down his body as he grinds his hips, causing Ethan to release immediately. Dorian flips back with a hard kick to Ethan’s face. He rests on the mat, taunting Ethan as he holds his legs up in the air.
Arnaud: I’ve never wanted a candy bar more than I do right now… I mean, Ethan flies forward with an attempted stomp, but Dorian flips back out of the way. He crashes into Rory with a back elbow smash, but on the rebound, Ethan catches him with a Tilt-A-Whirl Slam, pinning him in the process.
1!
2!
Kickout!
Nora: Dorian kicks out as he rolls back to his corner, tagging in Ahuevo. Ahuevo jumps over the top ropes and flies forward with a Flying Haymaker to Ethan. He bounces off of the ropes and repeats the maneuver. He bounces off of the opposing ropes and flies off with a Lionsault to Ethan, hooking the legs.
1!
2!
Arnaud: Rory comes inside of the ring and pulls Ahuevo’s leg, pulling him off of Ethan. Rory turns to walk to his corner, but Ahuevo leaps up onto his shoulders, spinning around with a Hurricanrana, and the crowd is going wild!
Nora: Spicy! At least, that’s what I thought you were going to say. Rory rolls to the apron as Ahuevo charges around the ring, drawing in the admiration of the audience. He turns back around to pick Ethan up off of the mat, but Ethan trips him up over the middle rope with a Guillotine Drop!
Arnaud: Ethan holds his knee against the back of Ahuevo’s neck as he reaches out to tag Rory in. Rory drops a leg over the back of Ahuevo’s neck as he rolls in under the bottom rope. He points over to Dorian, but Ahuevo shakes it off as he slides between Rory’s legs and punches upward, causing Rory to fall to his knees, pinning Ahuevo in the process!
1!
2!
Nora: Dorian leaps off of the top rope with a Dropkick to Rory, sending him over as Ahuevo holds onto Rory’s legs for the pin.
1!
2!
Kickout!
Nora: Rory kicks out as he lifts Ahuevo up into a Jackknife Powerbomb! He hooks the legs for the pin.
1!
2!
Thr...Kickout!
Arnaud: Split second away from victory as Ahuevo rolls over toward his corner. He reaches out for the tag when Ethan Clothesline’s Dorian off of the apron. Ahuevo charges forward, but Rory lifts him up for an Atomic Drop, followed by a Double Underhook Suplex (On the Rocks)!!! He hooks the leg!
1!
2!
3!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here are your winners… Rory Rockefeller and Ethan McBride!!!
Rory and Ethan celebrate their victory, though they aren’t on the most friendly of terms while doing so. The crowd cheers for Ahuevo and Dorian as they join one another on the outside of the ring. Rory gives a standing ovation for his opponents, making Ethan shake his head. He spins Rory around and nails him with the Death Sentence (Muscle Buster)! The crowd boos as Ethan points to himself as he exits the ring.
Backstage, the camera moves inside the locker room to find Shorty and Kader standing in front of a mirror. It catches them from behind as they both look increasingly angry. Kader’s muscular shoulders bulge up as his nostrils flare. He narrows his eyes as he slowly turns around.
Kader: Tonight, this match is about dominance. It is about proving why I belong in the Main Event at Honor Wrestling’s Turmoil. Tonight is about destroying Jerry Cann in front of all of the fans in attendance tonight, proving once and for all that he does not have what it takes to become the Northern Lights Wrestling Avalanche Champion. Two matches giftwrapped to him, dropped right at his feet, and he could not pull it off.
Shorty: Yeah! There’s a reason he became the first resident of Dick Punch City. He’s a regular asshole who doesn’t know how to appreciate attention and capitalize. That’s why I made sure he couldn’t become the champion at Warzone a few weeks back.
Kader: No! You cannot take the blame here. Jerry is the one to blame. He might want to blame you, or Stewart, or whoever, but the fact of the matter is that this is all his own doing. But that’s not why we are here. We want to talk right to you, Stewart.
Shorty: Stewart Mason… another resident of Dick Punch City. Do I look like a joke to you? I hope so, you spineless sack of sh*t! You look at me like I’m beneath you, and you will probably pick me, thinking that I’m an easy win just waiting to happen.
Kader: No disrespect, Shorty, but you are probably right. He thinks you are nothing, just like every other asshole in the locker room, except for me. I know that you pose a real threat to Stewart. I also know that he is not stupid enough to pick me, because he knows what I’m capable of, all of his smartass jokes aside. He doesn’t have the guts to choose me. That’s fine. I will get my shot, and so will you, Shorty. We will just have to do it the right way. The honorable way… by making every motherf**ker in the locker room pay…
Shorty: Yeah! Let’s make them pay!
Liam: It is now time for the Main Event!!!
Clint Eastwood by Gorillaz starts to play
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
Liam: First on his way to the ring... he weighs in at 227 Ibs, from Las Vegas Nevada... Jerry Cann!!!!
Jerry Walks out to the rampway to a small pop. He looks around as he makes his way to the ring.
I'm useless but not for long
The future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
Jerry now at ringside high fives a few kids in the front row before sliding into the ring.
Yeah, ha-ha
Finally, someone let me out of my cage
Now time for me is nothing 'cause I'm counting no age
Now I couldn't be there
Now you shouldn't be scared
I'm good at repairs
And I'm under each snare
Jerry goes to a corner waiting for the Kader to make his way to the ring.
Liam: And his opponent!!!
"Thunder" by Imagine Dragons begins playing over the speakers as the lights go haywire. As the hook begins, Kader comes out onto the stage and jumps around, showing off his oiled chest, as well as his power. He roars out at the crowd.
Liam: Coming to the ring from West Hollywood, California by way of Bushehr, Iran, standing at 6'7" and weighing in at 297lb, he is... Kader Hasheem!!!
The crowd gives off a mixed reaction as Kader shouts out at them. He continues down the ramp, rubbing at his nose before flinging his baseball cap out into the crowd. He walks to the head of the ring and he grabs onto the top rope, bringing himself up onto the apron. He climbs in over the top rope before walking around the ring, gauging the crowd reaction. He comes to the center of the ring and let's out a monstrous roar. He then settles into the corner as the lights return to normal.
Ding! DIng! Ding!
Arnaud: The two rush the middle of the ring and start trading Chops! They take turns but Kader’s gains the advantage. Jerry staggers a bit. Kader gives Jerry another chop that knocks him to the mat!
Nora: Jerry gets back up to a dropkick by Kader, Jerry gets right back up again. Kader goes for a Clothesline but misses as Jerry ducks underneath. Jerry grabs Kader from the side and drops Kader with a Backdrop!
Arnaud: Both men get up and tie up. Kader out powers Jerry and switches from tieing up with Jerry to applying a wrist lock. Jerry gets on his back then does a Kip Up to a front flip then reverses the Wrist lock.
Nora: Kader uses his power to hit a Clothesline with his free hand to get Jerry to break the hold. Kader tries to kick Jerry in the chest but Jerry grabs Kader’s foot then sweeps Kader’s other foot to knock him to the mat.
Arnaud:: Jerry keeps a hold on Kader’s foot as Jerry looks to lock on an Ankle Lock.
Nora: Jerry is not able to lock it in as Kader quickly gets to the ropes!
Arnaud: Jerry lets go, Kader gets up but is met with a German Suplex by Jerry. Jerry gets up and looks at the crowd as they cheer him on… Jerry now goes to grab Kader to lift him up but Kader grabs up to Jerry’s throat and gets himself up. Kader picks up Jerry and drops him on his back with a Chokeslam!!!
Nora: Kader goes for the cover.
1..
2..
Nora: Jerry kicks out at two. Kader puts his foot on Jerry’s neck as the ref starts to count Kader out... Kader lets go right before the 5 count.
Arnaud: Kader puts his foot on Jerry’s throat again!
Nora: Again Kader puts his foot on Jerry’s throat and leaves it there until the referee counts to 5... If he’s not careful he will end up losing by a DQ.
Arnaud: I don’t think Kader cares about that.
Nora: He should if he plans on getting far in this sport.
Arnaud: Kader gets on top of Jerry and starts hitting him with some punches.
Arnaud: You’re right but for now he is doing what needs to be done… Kader goes for a pinfall.
1..
2..
Nora: Jerry barely kicks out at two! He crawls up the ropes as Kader pounds the mat angrily. He shouts out at the referee as he makes his way to his feet. Jerry gets on his feet next and sizes Kader up as he’s really giving it to the referee.
Arnaud: Jerry comes up behind Kader and wraps his arms around Kader’s waist. He brings him over with a side slam, holding on with a chokehold. Kader crawls over toward the ropes, but Jerry uses his feet to flip over in the opposite direction. Kader paws angrily at Jerry’s hands and wrists, trying to break it apart.
Nora: Jerry holds on for as long as he can, but it doesn’t last long before Kader’s strength allows him to break apart his laced fingers. Kader slowly stands up, holding on to Jerry’s hand, spinning him around as he connects with one German Suplex, followed by another… and then another (The Thunder)! He bridges the last suplex for the pin.
1!
2!
3!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here is your winner… Kader Hasheem!!!
Arnaud: What a main event tonight Nora.
Nora: Indeed, Jerry and Kader proved here tonight that they are worthy of a title shot at Turmoil.
Arnaud: The question is who is Stewart going to face at Turmoil.
As Jerry and Kader are leaving the ring, The Hunter by Mastodon plays in the arena, Stewart and Gail step on the stage.
Arnaud: I guess we're about to find out.
Stewart smirks at Jerry and Kader as he and Gail walk past them, an enter the ring, Gail motions for a mic and hands it to Stewart.
Stewart: Bonjour. Now you didn’t actually think the show was going to end without yours truly.
Jerry and Kader stand at the bottom of the ramp.
Stewart: Last week, my point was proven, Angel and myself gained an easy victory and as a result, she gets a title match at Turmoil, and I get to choose my opponent.
Stewart hands the title to Gail who walks around the ring with it held high in the air.
Stewart: After Gail and I finished celebrating yet another victory by your truly, we took a look at the roster to see who was worthy of a ass kicking from the champ at Turmoil. First we considered Ethan McBride but that guy hasn’t won shit.
Gail: We considered Mz Hollywood, but we weren’t sure which title she qualified for.
Stewart: Another guy we discussed was Jerry Cann, I already embarrassed that guy twice, so back of the line for you, Kader you haven’t done anything to impress me, so go back to being a curtain jerker.
Gail: So after hours of discussion and debate we determined that the most worthy Challenger for Stewart at Turmoil is…
Stewart: Ahuevo, that kid has really impressed me.
Gail and Stewart chuckle.
Stewart: Wow, I said that with a straight face, so there you have your main event for Turmoil, Ahuevo vs Me. Good night, the pleasure has been all yours.
Stewart and Gail leave the ring and make their way up the ramp, Stewart and Gail smirk at Jerry and Harder, then walk back stage.
Arnaud: Well I wasn’t expecting that.
Nora: I agree,I guess we’ll see how this plays out at Turmoil, see you all next week.
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Backstage, the cameras move in to find Angel Kash standing in Tad Ezra’s office with a big smile on her face. Tad Ezra looks over to Shelby Holt, who looks less than pleased to be there. Tad Ezra pulls out a leather bound folder and three pens as he flips it open.
Tad: Today, we are making things official. At Honor Wrestling’s Turmoil, Shelby Holt will be defending her Avalanche Champion, in the Northern Lights Wrestling Co-Main Event... against none other than... Angel Kash…
The crowd boos at this as Angel tilts her head back into a chuckle. Shelby grits her teeth, but tries to maintain her composure. Tad Ezra looks at the pages inside of the folder, and he leans down to sign it. Once completed, he motions for Angel to sign it. Angel does not hesitate. Once she is finished, she lets out an arrogant chuckle as she runs her fingers across the belt in front of her.
Angel: This is going to look amazing around my waist. Although… you might want to have it fitted for someone with a petite waistline?
Shelby reaches down and grips onto Angel’s wrist as she leans in to stare her down. She remains silent as Angel struggles to pull back. Tad gets between them as best as he can, but Shelby still doesn’t let go.
Tad: Let go and sign the contract, Shelby…
Shelby: No.
Tad: Excuse me?
Shelby doesn’t let go of Angel’s wrist, but Angel can see the frustration building up in Tad’s face as she smiles when his head is turned.
Shelby: I said “No”. Someone like her is a dime a dozen. She doesn’t deserve the shot at this belt with her cheap tactics and her despicable attitude. You can’t honestly say that you think she deserves it.
Angel: Jealous little peasant afraid of a little competition?
Tad: Enough! I’m afraid I’m going to have to insist. Angel won her match against you, and no matter how cheaply it might have been done, it just goes to show that you should have no problem defeating her in the middle of the ring. Especially with me as the special guest referee…
Angel: What?! How is that fair?
Shelby: Well this just got a lot more interesting. Fine, I’ll sign.
Shelby lets go of Angel’s wrist and picks her pen back up. She signs quickly and then drops the pen as if it were a microphone.
Shelby: I’ll see you next month…
Shelby storms out of the room, but not without grabbing onto her belt first.
Angel: Isn’t that just rude. You really know how to pick a champion, don’t you, Thaddeus? Don’t answer that, I have a match to get ready for.
Angel flips her hair as she walks out of the room. Tad simply sighs as the cameras move back out to ringside.
Liam: This opening match is a tag team match set for one fall!
Blame Canada starts to play as the arena showers Melissa with boos.
Time's have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse
Liam: On the way to the ring from Scottsdale, AZ.... Melissa Ruins!!!
"No, blame Canada, blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes
And flappin' heads so full of lies
Blame Canada, blame Canada
We need to form a full assault
It's Canada's fault"
The crowd boos louder as Melissa finally comes from behind the curtains. Melissa looks at the crowd with a disdain look on her face. She walks down unhappy in the middle of the ramp way so that neither side of the crowd can touch her as she walks down.
"Blame Canada, blame Canada
There not even a real country anyway"
The crowd erupts as they shower her with boos so loud that her entrance music can no longer be heard. Melissa stumps her feet as she walks up the ring steps. Once at the ring apron she looks at the crowd and gives them all the middle finger causing the crowd to boo even louder at her. She smiles at her puppets then gets in the ring as she waits for her partner Angel Kash.
Liam: And her partner!!!
The fans begin to boo loudly as "Superficial" by Lady Gaga hits over the public address system
It aint that easy, it aint that easy
it aint that easy, but it aint so hard
It aint that easy, it aint that easy
it aint that easy, but it aint so hard
As the lights dim and flash gold all over the arena, a lone spotlight forms at the entrance ramp as out from the back first steps Leroy with a stern look on his face. After a few moments, Todd walks out from behind him, looking nervous. As he claps within a few seconds in arrogant and exaggerated fashion, Angel Kash herself walks out as the fans boo loudly.
Liam: On the way to the ring, weighting in at 125 Ibs from The Hamptons, New York… The Golden Queen… Angel Kash!!!
Hoppin' out the maserati
All I see is paparazzi
Snapping pictures for the
Front cover of a magazine
So I pose in everything I wear
Love to make the people stare
Always center of attention
Lookin' so bootylicious
Angel blows an arrogant kiss to the fans before doing a series of arrogant poses at the top of the ramp. She then says something to Todd and Leroy as they first go ahead, before the arrogant rich blonde bombshell does an arrogant supermodel like strut down to the ring, taunting the fans as she walks by them, before rudely sticking out her hand, and flipping her hair arrogantly as she brushes past the fans, not letting them even come close to touching her. She makes her way up the ring steps with Leroy, holding her hand from the outside, as Todd is standing in front of her on the ring apron. Angel then points down as he holds the ropes for her; she enters and poses in the center of the ring as the fans boo loudly. After that, she lays on the top turnbuckle nonchalantly taunting the fans as Todd hands her a mirror and she admires her beauty.
Liam: And their opponents!!!
Problem by Natalia Kills plays through the arena.
Liam: First, on the way to the way from New York, New York… Kinley Carlisle!!!
Kinley steps out from the back taunting anyone and everyone she can as she makes her way down the aisle towards the ring...
Liam: And her Partner, from Bronx, NY standing at 5’7” and weighing in at 127lb, she is “Azz n’ Class”... Chanelle Marrrrrrtinezzzzzzzz!!!
“Red Lipstick” begins playing over the speakers as Chanelle comes out from behind the curtains. As the music picks up, Chanelle begins to “back it up” before she comes down the ring. She climbs onto the apron and does the splits as she twerks down to the ground. She climb underneath the bottom rope, continuing to shake it. She stands up and runs across the ring, running up a turnbuckle where she once again shakes it for a moment before stepping down to a standing position. She looks out to Kinley, rolling her eyes and then rests in the corner, ready to start the match.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Nora: Chanelle holds up her fists, welcoming any one of her opponents to come at her. However, before she has a chance to really begin, Kinley slaps Chanelle’s back aggressively. She smirks as she steps inside of the ring.
Arnaud: Is it any surprise that Kinley wants to prove something here tonight? She has yet to win a match since Northern Lights Wrestling started. She rushes over toward Angel, knocking her over the top rope before locking up with Melissa.
Nora: Melissa struggles as Kinley grabs hold of Melissa’s tights and brings her over with a Northern Lights Suplex, hooking the leg for the pin.
1!
2!
Arnaud: Angel slides back inside and breaks up the pin. Kinley goes to swing at her, but Melissa plays it right back as she gets a handful of tights and brings her down for a pin.
1!
2!
Nora: Now it is Chanelle who steps inside of the ring. She shakes her head as she drags Kinley back over toward their corner. She steps outside and reaches out for the tag. However, Kinley doesn’t try for the tag. Instead she climbs to her feet and spits at Chanelle!
Arnaud: Chanelle ducks it, but lets out a loud hoodrat style shout as she looks out to the crowd, rallying them behind her. Meanwhile, Melissa brings Kinley over with a Belly to Back Suplex, holding on as she maneuvers around to repeat the move. She holds on for a Chokehold as Kinley shouts out.
Nora: Chanelle isn’t even budging as she allows Melissa to maintain the choke. Kinley moves over toward the ropes, slowly but surely. She is inches away as Melissa struggles to keep the hold locked on.
Arnaud: What is this? Chanelle walks over toward the middle of the apron and kicks at Kinley’s hand! That’s her partner!
Nora: With no teamwork, it’s hard to consider the selfish Kinley as her partner. Chanelle pushes against Kinley’s hand, and Melissa wrenches harder and harder. Angel simply laughs, and claps on Melissa.
Arnaud: Kinley can’t take it any longer as she lightly taps out, giving Melissa the win!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here are your winners via submission… Melissa Ruins and Angel Kash!!!
Chanelle rolls her eyes as she steps inside of the ring. Melissa holds her fists up, ready for a fight, and Chanelle mutters some unkind words to her in response. The referee tries to hold Chanelle back, but Chanelle is in no mood to listen… as she leans down and picks Kinley up off of the mat! She sends her into the corner and immediately follows up with a Clothesline! She leans down and shouts into Kinley’s face, giving it a few slaps before stepping backward. She runs forward with the Ridin’ Yo Face (Bronco Buster), giving it a little extra oomph as she rides it hard! Melissa and Angel watch on with amusement as the referee finally pulls Chanelle off of Kinley. She reaches forward and shakes hands with Melissa and Angel before they make their way to the back… together?
Sai Basu is standing outside of Tad Ezra’s locker room, ready to start an interview with the latest signee to Northern Lights Wrestling. However, Tad Ezra emerges from the office after a few seconds of Sai waiting. He sighs as he shakes his head.
Tad: So, a fax just came through and I’m afraid that there were a few discrepancies with our latest signee. We cannot announce her as an official member of the roster until the paperwork has been completed.
Sai: What a shame. I have become accustomed to being the welcoming committee in Northern Lights Wrestling, and I had hoped to welcome her.
Just then, a loud round of hooping and hollering and laughing can be heard at the other end of the hallway. Sai, Tad, and the cameraman turn and look down the hall to see Chanelle Martinez, Melissa Ruin, and Angel Kash walking down the hallway toward them.
Chanelle: Ey yo, Sai. Why you worryin’ about the new bitch on the block? What about the veteran? What about the money maker? What about the hard worker? That’s us. You should be giving us the attention that we’ve earned, that we’ve deserved!
Sai: Is this about what happened out there moments ago?
Chanelle: Naw, bruh. This ain’t about me embarrasin’ my tag team partner. This is about why I felt the need to do that. I have been in this business for sixteen goddamn years. I earned my spot. Yet, I keep gettin’ passed up for people like Angel Kash and Melissa Ruin. One starts to wonder why after a hot minute. If you can’t beat ‘em, then join em. Seems logical, right?
Tad: I never once heard you come to me to complain about your position.
Chanelle: Of course I didn’t. Look at Kader Hasheem and see how he continues to get passed up. Look at Shorty who done complained to you every… damn… week! Since day one! Naw, I decided to take action. And now this dream team just became your worst damn nightmare, baby. Da’s real talk…
With that, Chanelle, Angel, and Melissa walk off together once more.
Liam: This next match is scheduled for one fall!!!
The lights dim down as the opening beat of "Tear You Apart" begins playing. Once the words begin, a shadow emerges from the back as a slow strobe of white light shows off her curves. As the music picks up, the lights come on to see Apathy standing at the top of the ramp, her hands on her hips, and an expressionless face glowing in the light.
Liam: Making her way to the ring by way of Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 125lb and standing at 5'10" she is... Queen of Apathy…
As she is announced, she struts down to the ring, hearing the fans trying to goad emotion from her. She doesn't give in as she slides under the bottom rope. She turns over on her back and worms her way across the ring before pulling herself part way up in the corner as she waits for Celeste North.
Liam: And her opponent!!!
The lights in the arena drop down and "Sex Metal Barbie" by In This Moment begins playing. The ring crew brings out a wooden plank, meant to resemble the Mean Girls Runway of yester-year, fastening it tightly to the ring, as it looks like it will fall apart at any minute. Before they can even disperse, the curtains open, and Celeste is wheeled out onto the ramp in front of a podium. A spotlight appears on her as a man dressed in a potato sack walks out behind her, helping her down onto the stage. She is dressed in a pair of red hot pants and a Mean Girls tank top tied just above the navel, and an opened hooded jacket. She has red streaks in her hair as she slightly pulls back her hood to show off her face and the obnoxiously sparkling tiara on her head, taking a drag from the cigar in her right hand.
Liam: Making her way to the ring, hailing from Beverly Hills, California, standing at 5 feet 6 inches, and weighing in at 132 pounds... "Queen C"... Celeste North!!!
She struts along the "runway" slowly, showing off everything she's got, a cigar in her hands. She takes a puff of it and winks as she exhales slowly. She then flips her hair from side to side seductively as men wearing dress suits and potato sacks over their heads line the runway, taking photos of her. Celeste takes a puff from the cigar before dropping it to the arena floor. The first hooded man holds the ropes open for her as she enters the ring. She struts around to the music for a moment, shedding her black hooded jacket.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Arnaud: Celeste signals for Apathy to bring it but Apathy just shrugs Celeste off. Celeste runs at Apathy who grabs her and throws Celeste outside the ring with a Toss Suplex!!!
Crowd: OHHHHH!!!
Nora: Celeste looks a bit shocked as she gets up from the floor. Apathy still n her corner turns her head to look at Celeste. Celeste slides in the ring as Apathy turns to look at her. Celeste goes over to tie up with Apathy but Apathy kicks Celeste in the gut the grabs Celeste and hits another Toss Suplex dropping Celeste to the outside!!!
Arnaud: That’s twice now Apathy has thrown Celeste out the ring with ease. Celeste looks pissed as she gets up and slides in the ring. Celeste goes to grab Apathy but Apathy goes to kick Celeste who drops her hands to block the Kick!
Nora: Celeste holds Apathy land with one hand using the other to punch Apathy’s knee before letting go, another punch to Apathy’s gut then one to the face!
Arnaud: The ref gets between to warn Celeste about her closed fist...
Nora: Celeste ignores and throws another fist over the ref hitting Apathy in the mouth. The ref grabs Celeste and pulls her across the ring.
Arnaud: Celeste turns around demanding a microphone. She turns around to look at Apathy.
Celeste: I don’t have time for this. You won’t wrestle then I will just kick your ass till you give up
Arnaud: Celeste turns around to toss the microphone outside the ring as Apathy runs over…
Nora: Celeste turns around to a Belly to Belly Suplex!!!
Arnaud: Apathy grabs Celeste by her hair to get her on her feet. Apathy goes to grabs Celeste but Celeste blocks it then hits a Chop to Apathy’s chest. Celeste hits another Chop. Apathy takes a few steps back.
Nora: Celeste runs at Apathy and grabs her. Celeste picks Apathy up for a Snap Suplex. Celeste goes her for the cover!
1..
Arnaud: Apathy kicks out at one, Celeste gets up as does Apathy but she gets dropped right back down with a Discus Clothesline. Celeste kicks Apathy in the chest then hits an Elbow Drop. Celeste goes for the cover again.
1..
Nora: Apathy again kicks out at one. Celeste gets up and lifts Apathy up to her feet… Apathy quickly wraps her arm around Celeste’s head and hits a Tornado DDT!!!
Arnaud: Apathy gets up, Celeste grabs Apathy’s leg and trips her up. Apathy falls back down with her back to the air. Celeste quickly gets up and on top of Apathy. Celeste locks in a sleeper hold as Apathy raises to all fours trying to… Celeste wraps her legs around Apathy’s waist and turning over as she moves her heads around grabbing ne og Apathy’s arms to lock in a Crossface Chickenwing!!!
Nora: The ref looks over asking Apathy if she gives up but Apathy refuses to surrender. Celeste applies more pressure, the ref looks on as Apathy still refuses to give up.
Arnaud: This is not looking good for Apathy, she needs to find a way out of the hold… The ref asks Apathy if she gives up but Apathy says no by shaking her index finger from her free hand.
Nora: Apathy lowers her arm as she looks to be closing her eyes! The ref grabs Apathy’s arm and lifts it up then lets go. Apathy’s hand goes right back down. The ref picks her arm again and lets go, Apathy’s arm goes down. The ref arms the arm a third time and it falls right back down!!!
The ref calls for the bell
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Your winner of the match by TKO… Celeste North!!!
Celeste breathes heavily as she looks down at Apathy, shaking her head as she taps at her. However, she doesn’t have much time as Melissa Ruin and Chanelle Martinez run down to the ring together. They waste no time in going after Celeste. Celeste fights back with rotating punches, but the thirst is heavy with them as Chanelle and Melissa pound down on her, hard. Melissa drops down with an Elbow Drop, followed by a Sumo Drop, twerking over Chanelle to add insult to injury. Her and Melissa high five one another as they go to leave the ring. However, when Celeste rises up from the mat, and Apathy starts to finally come around, they each receive stereo Chick Kicks for their troubles, and Chanelle and Melissa exit the ring together. Chanelle points to herself and then to the ring.
Chanelle: We own this shit now, boy! This is our f**kin’ ring now, baby!
The camera moves backstage to see Honor Wrestling star, Delia Darling, as she is speaking pleasantries with Angel Kash. She shakes hands with her and gives Angel a light kiss to the side of each cheek, receiving the same in return. She then waves as she begins walking down the hallway. She sees the camera and places her hand to her chest in a show of surprise.
Delia: Oh, goodness. Hello darlings! I came here to help promote Northern Lights Wrestling by bringing it some actual star power.
She smiles sweetly as the audience boos her loudly. She brushes her hair behind her ear and winks as she bites at her bottom lip.
Delia: Angel is close to being ready to bring star power, but she is not quite z’ere just yet. Z’ere is much time before she is ready to be on my level… but vous could say z’at about many on z’e Honor Wrestling Roster, no?
Delia chuckles as she is joined by Winter Elemental and Tatsu Ikeda, who join her with a laugh that lingers just a few seconds too long. Delia then runs her finger across her throat, signalling them to stop.
Delia: Tune in on Wednesday, right here on WGN at 7pm, to see moi, facing off wi’s Latoya Hixx in one-on-one action. I promise I won’t squash her so z’at vous can have somes’ing to sit down and enjoy instead of rearranging your entire day to see moi. Oui… you are welcome. See you on Wednesday, Hixx…
Delia blows a kiss to the camera as Tatsu and Winter stare out at the camera for a few seconds longer before turning to joins Delia as she walks away.
"I Don't Care" by Apocalyptica begins to blare through the arena.
Liam: This next match is a tag team match set for one fall! First on the way to the ring from Chicago, IL The Judge, Jury and Executioner… Ethan McBride!!!
Ethan McBride emerges from the back with a slow, methodical pace glaring with smug, dirty looks at the fans as he makes his way to the ring.
Liam: And his partner!
"Drink Drank Drunk" by HELLYEAH starts playing as Rory comes through the curtains carrying a cocktail shaker, mixing it up.
Liam: On the way to the ring weighting in at 265 Ibs… From Chicago, IL Rory Rockefeller!!!
He walks along the aisle, looking for outreached cups that he pours little bits of his signature drink into their cups. After making his way around the ring, Rory sets the shaker down on the ring steps as he runs up the steps. Rory gets half way in the ring before rocking out to his theme music. He steps inside all the way and holds his fists in the air and walks around waiting for his opponent.
Liam: And their opponents!
Sueltate y Toma by Reggae Black begins playing over the speakers when a red light shines from behind the curtains. As they open, the figure of Ahuevo is seen standing there. He bounces around to the beat of the music.
Liam: On the way to the ring weighting in at 177 pounds from South of the Border… Ahuevo!!!
He charges down the ramp, and as he makes it to the ring, he leaps through with a somersault, kneeling on one knee in the ring. He looks out to the crowd, pointing across them all in a circle. He then runs up the turnbuckle and does a flip off of it, landing on his hands as he walks across the ring to his corner on them before coming down to a crouching position as he waits for his partner.
Liam: And his partner!
Lights go down low as "The Hills" by The Weeknd bounces through the speakers in a seductive tone and Dorian Brown comes out in a brown leather biker jacket and matching pants. He has a bar of chocolate in his hand and he bites a piece off the tip before handing it to a fan along the aisle. He swerves them hips before he rips off the pants to show off his silky tights that have chocolate bar brick prints over it. He loses the jacket to show off his body, moving hands up and down stomach and chest.
Liam: Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the Memphis native weighting in at 224lb and standing at 6'1 he is Dorian Brown!!!
Dorian comes to the ring as he gets on the apron. He puts one leg through the ropes and stops to swerve his hips again but with more power this time. He comes inside that ring and drops to his hands and knees as he moves across the ring seductive until he gets in the corner. He stands up and lick his lips as he watches the audience fall under his spell.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Arnaud: The audience is on fire for three fan favorites, and a man with a lot to gain from a win here tonight. Ethan starts things off against Dorian. They circle each other, staying to the outside of the ring, until Rory taps Dorian on the shoulder. Dorian turns around and winks at Rory.
Nora: Ethan gets a Rear Waistlock on Dorian firmly. Dorian runs his fingers up and down his body as he grinds his hips, causing Ethan to release immediately. Dorian flips back with a hard kick to Ethan’s face. He rests on the mat, taunting Ethan as he holds his legs up in the air.
Arnaud: I’ve never wanted a candy bar more than I do right now… I mean, Ethan flies forward with an attempted stomp, but Dorian flips back out of the way. He crashes into Rory with a back elbow smash, but on the rebound, Ethan catches him with a Tilt-A-Whirl Slam, pinning him in the process.
1!
2!
Kickout!
Nora: Dorian kicks out as he rolls back to his corner, tagging in Ahuevo. Ahuevo jumps over the top ropes and flies forward with a Flying Haymaker to Ethan. He bounces off of the ropes and repeats the maneuver. He bounces off of the opposing ropes and flies off with a Lionsault to Ethan, hooking the legs.
1!
2!
Arnaud: Rory comes inside of the ring and pulls Ahuevo’s leg, pulling him off of Ethan. Rory turns to walk to his corner, but Ahuevo leaps up onto his shoulders, spinning around with a Hurricanrana, and the crowd is going wild!
Nora: Spicy! At least, that’s what I thought you were going to say. Rory rolls to the apron as Ahuevo charges around the ring, drawing in the admiration of the audience. He turns back around to pick Ethan up off of the mat, but Ethan trips him up over the middle rope with a Guillotine Drop!
Arnaud: Ethan holds his knee against the back of Ahuevo’s neck as he reaches out to tag Rory in. Rory drops a leg over the back of Ahuevo’s neck as he rolls in under the bottom rope. He points over to Dorian, but Ahuevo shakes it off as he slides between Rory’s legs and punches upward, causing Rory to fall to his knees, pinning Ahuevo in the process!
1!
2!
Nora: Dorian leaps off of the top rope with a Dropkick to Rory, sending him over as Ahuevo holds onto Rory’s legs for the pin.
1!
2!
Kickout!
Nora: Rory kicks out as he lifts Ahuevo up into a Jackknife Powerbomb! He hooks the legs for the pin.
1!
2!
Thr...Kickout!
Arnaud: Split second away from victory as Ahuevo rolls over toward his corner. He reaches out for the tag when Ethan Clothesline’s Dorian off of the apron. Ahuevo charges forward, but Rory lifts him up for an Atomic Drop, followed by a Double Underhook Suplex (On the Rocks)!!! He hooks the leg!
1!
2!
3!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here are your winners… Rory Rockefeller and Ethan McBride!!!
Rory and Ethan celebrate their victory, though they aren’t on the most friendly of terms while doing so. The crowd cheers for Ahuevo and Dorian as they join one another on the outside of the ring. Rory gives a standing ovation for his opponents, making Ethan shake his head. He spins Rory around and nails him with the Death Sentence (Muscle Buster)! The crowd boos as Ethan points to himself as he exits the ring.
Backstage, the camera moves inside the locker room to find Shorty and Kader standing in front of a mirror. It catches them from behind as they both look increasingly angry. Kader’s muscular shoulders bulge up as his nostrils flare. He narrows his eyes as he slowly turns around.
Kader: Tonight, this match is about dominance. It is about proving why I belong in the Main Event at Honor Wrestling’s Turmoil. Tonight is about destroying Jerry Cann in front of all of the fans in attendance tonight, proving once and for all that he does not have what it takes to become the Northern Lights Wrestling Avalanche Champion. Two matches giftwrapped to him, dropped right at his feet, and he could not pull it off.
Shorty: Yeah! There’s a reason he became the first resident of Dick Punch City. He’s a regular asshole who doesn’t know how to appreciate attention and capitalize. That’s why I made sure he couldn’t become the champion at Warzone a few weeks back.
Kader: No! You cannot take the blame here. Jerry is the one to blame. He might want to blame you, or Stewart, or whoever, but the fact of the matter is that this is all his own doing. But that’s not why we are here. We want to talk right to you, Stewart.
Shorty: Stewart Mason… another resident of Dick Punch City. Do I look like a joke to you? I hope so, you spineless sack of sh*t! You look at me like I’m beneath you, and you will probably pick me, thinking that I’m an easy win just waiting to happen.
Kader: No disrespect, Shorty, but you are probably right. He thinks you are nothing, just like every other asshole in the locker room, except for me. I know that you pose a real threat to Stewart. I also know that he is not stupid enough to pick me, because he knows what I’m capable of, all of his smartass jokes aside. He doesn’t have the guts to choose me. That’s fine. I will get my shot, and so will you, Shorty. We will just have to do it the right way. The honorable way… by making every motherf**ker in the locker room pay…
Shorty: Yeah! Let’s make them pay!
Liam: It is now time for the Main Event!!!
Clint Eastwood by Gorillaz starts to play
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
Liam: First on his way to the ring... he weighs in at 227 Ibs, from Las Vegas Nevada... Jerry Cann!!!!
Jerry Walks out to the rampway to a small pop. He looks around as he makes his way to the ring.
I'm useless but not for long
The future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
Jerry now at ringside high fives a few kids in the front row before sliding into the ring.
Yeah, ha-ha
Finally, someone let me out of my cage
Now time for me is nothing 'cause I'm counting no age
Now I couldn't be there
Now you shouldn't be scared
I'm good at repairs
And I'm under each snare
Jerry goes to a corner waiting for the Kader to make his way to the ring.
Liam: And his opponent!!!
"Thunder" by Imagine Dragons begins playing over the speakers as the lights go haywire. As the hook begins, Kader comes out onto the stage and jumps around, showing off his oiled chest, as well as his power. He roars out at the crowd.
Liam: Coming to the ring from West Hollywood, California by way of Bushehr, Iran, standing at 6'7" and weighing in at 297lb, he is... Kader Hasheem!!!
The crowd gives off a mixed reaction as Kader shouts out at them. He continues down the ramp, rubbing at his nose before flinging his baseball cap out into the crowd. He walks to the head of the ring and he grabs onto the top rope, bringing himself up onto the apron. He climbs in over the top rope before walking around the ring, gauging the crowd reaction. He comes to the center of the ring and let's out a monstrous roar. He then settles into the corner as the lights return to normal.
Ding! DIng! Ding!
Arnaud: The two rush the middle of the ring and start trading Chops! They take turns but Kader’s gains the advantage. Jerry staggers a bit. Kader gives Jerry another chop that knocks him to the mat!
Nora: Jerry gets back up to a dropkick by Kader, Jerry gets right back up again. Kader goes for a Clothesline but misses as Jerry ducks underneath. Jerry grabs Kader from the side and drops Kader with a Backdrop!
Arnaud: Both men get up and tie up. Kader out powers Jerry and switches from tieing up with Jerry to applying a wrist lock. Jerry gets on his back then does a Kip Up to a front flip then reverses the Wrist lock.
Nora: Kader uses his power to hit a Clothesline with his free hand to get Jerry to break the hold. Kader tries to kick Jerry in the chest but Jerry grabs Kader’s foot then sweeps Kader’s other foot to knock him to the mat.
Arnaud:: Jerry keeps a hold on Kader’s foot as Jerry looks to lock on an Ankle Lock.
Nora: Jerry is not able to lock it in as Kader quickly gets to the ropes!
Arnaud: Jerry lets go, Kader gets up but is met with a German Suplex by Jerry. Jerry gets up and looks at the crowd as they cheer him on… Jerry now goes to grab Kader to lift him up but Kader grabs up to Jerry’s throat and gets himself up. Kader picks up Jerry and drops him on his back with a Chokeslam!!!
Nora: Kader goes for the cover.
1..
2..
Nora: Jerry kicks out at two. Kader puts his foot on Jerry’s neck as the ref starts to count Kader out... Kader lets go right before the 5 count.
Arnaud: Kader puts his foot on Jerry’s throat again!
Nora: Again Kader puts his foot on Jerry’s throat and leaves it there until the referee counts to 5... If he’s not careful he will end up losing by a DQ.
Arnaud: I don’t think Kader cares about that.
Nora: He should if he plans on getting far in this sport.
Arnaud: Kader gets on top of Jerry and starts hitting him with some punches.
Arnaud: You’re right but for now he is doing what needs to be done… Kader goes for a pinfall.
1..
2..
Nora: Jerry barely kicks out at two! He crawls up the ropes as Kader pounds the mat angrily. He shouts out at the referee as he makes his way to his feet. Jerry gets on his feet next and sizes Kader up as he’s really giving it to the referee.
Arnaud: Jerry comes up behind Kader and wraps his arms around Kader’s waist. He brings him over with a side slam, holding on with a chokehold. Kader crawls over toward the ropes, but Jerry uses his feet to flip over in the opposite direction. Kader paws angrily at Jerry’s hands and wrists, trying to break it apart.
Nora: Jerry holds on for as long as he can, but it doesn’t last long before Kader’s strength allows him to break apart his laced fingers. Kader slowly stands up, holding on to Jerry’s hand, spinning him around as he connects with one German Suplex, followed by another… and then another (The Thunder)! He bridges the last suplex for the pin.
1!
2!
3!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here is your winner… Kader Hasheem!!!
Arnaud: What a main event tonight Nora.
Nora: Indeed, Jerry and Kader proved here tonight that they are worthy of a title shot at Turmoil.
Arnaud: The question is who is Stewart going to face at Turmoil.
As Jerry and Kader are leaving the ring, The Hunter by Mastodon plays in the arena, Stewart and Gail step on the stage.
Arnaud: I guess we're about to find out.
Stewart smirks at Jerry and Kader as he and Gail walk past them, an enter the ring, Gail motions for a mic and hands it to Stewart.
Stewart: Bonjour. Now you didn’t actually think the show was going to end without yours truly.
Jerry and Kader stand at the bottom of the ramp.
Stewart: Last week, my point was proven, Angel and myself gained an easy victory and as a result, she gets a title match at Turmoil, and I get to choose my opponent.
Stewart hands the title to Gail who walks around the ring with it held high in the air.
Stewart: After Gail and I finished celebrating yet another victory by your truly, we took a look at the roster to see who was worthy of a ass kicking from the champ at Turmoil. First we considered Ethan McBride but that guy hasn’t won shit.
Gail: We considered Mz Hollywood, but we weren’t sure which title she qualified for.
Stewart: Another guy we discussed was Jerry Cann, I already embarrassed that guy twice, so back of the line for you, Kader you haven’t done anything to impress me, so go back to being a curtain jerker.
Gail: So after hours of discussion and debate we determined that the most worthy Challenger for Stewart at Turmoil is…
Stewart: Ahuevo, that kid has really impressed me.
Gail and Stewart chuckle.
Stewart: Wow, I said that with a straight face, so there you have your main event for Turmoil, Ahuevo vs Me. Good night, the pleasure has been all yours.
Stewart and Gail leave the ring and make their way up the ramp, Stewart and Gail smirk at Jerry and Harder, then walk back stage.
Arnaud: Well I wasn’t expecting that.
Nora: I agree,I guess we’ll see how this plays out at Turmoil, see you all next week.