18th March, 2018 - Avalanche Mar 19, 2018 2:25:56 GMT -6
Post by Tad Ezra on Mar 19, 2018 2:25:56 GMT -6
Arnaud: Hello and welcome to another amazing edition of Northern Lights Wrestling. I am Arnaud Nadeau, with my broadcast partner and wife…
Nora: Nora Nadeau. Tonight, we have an amazing lineup scheduled as Jerry Cann and Number One Contender, Ahuevo, take on two new signings.
Arnaud: Two signings that he has kept a very tight lid on about over the last week. Next up, Rory Rockefeller takes on “Shorty” Devin Tyler in an Anything Goes brawl, voted on by the fans.
Nora: Also voted on by the fans, Ivory Sullivan takes on Kinley Carlisle in a Fans Bring the Weapons match. This crowd is rather rowdy, so this should be interesting.
Arnaud: And wrapping up the show, a Six Woman Tag Match where we see the alliance of Angel Kash, Melissa Ruin, and Chanelle Martinez, taking on Celeste North, Queen of Apathy, and the Avalanche Champion Shelby Holt.
Nora: Not to mention the breaking news from Honor Wrestling’s Showdown last week, where Kader Hasheem was called up to action. He is confirmed to be here tonight to speak his peace on the subject. All this and so much more, so let’s get this show started, shall we?!
Liam: This opening match is set for one fall…
“Sueltate y Toma” by Reggae Black begins playing over the speakers when a red light shines from behind the curtains. As they open, the figure of Ahuevo is seen standing there.
Liam: First on the way to the ring, from South of the border, standing at 5’8” and weighing in at 177lb, he is Ahuevooooo!!!
He bounces around to the beat of the music. He charges down the ramp, and as he makes it to the ring, he leaps through with a somersault, kneeling on one knee in the ring. He looks out to the crowd, pointing across them all in a circle. He then runs up the turnbuckle and does a flip off of it, landing on his hands as he walks across the ring to his corner on them before coming down to a crouching position as he looks around at his opponents.
Liam: And his partner, on his way to the ring... he weighs in at 227 Ibs, from Las Vegas Nevada... Jerry Cann!!!
Jerry Walks out to the rampway to a small pop. He looks around as he makes his way to the ring.
I'm useless but not for long
The future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
Jerry now at ringside high fives a few kids in the front row before sliding into the ring.
Finally, someone let me out of my cage
Now time for me is nothing 'cause I'm counting no age
Now I couldn't be there
Now you shouldn't be scared
I'm good at repairs
And I'm under each snare
Jerry goes to a corner waiting for the match to start.
Liam: And there opponents!!!
Nora: So who is it? Who will face the number one contender Ahuevo and his partner for tonight Jerry Cann?
What Does The Fox Say! by Ylvis starts to play. The crowd looks up the ramp as they try to see who is coming out. Two men comes out…
Liam: On the way to the ring, the team of Jason and Mason Fox!!!
Jason and Mason comes out the curtain and wave to the crowd. The fans look on unsure what to think of the two wrestlers. Jason and Mason get in the ring as they wait for the bell to ring.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Arnaud: It looks like Jerry Cann will start this off as the Fox brothers figure out who will start things off.
Nora: I’m trying to see if I can find any information on the Fox brothers.
Arnaud: So which one is Mason and which is Jason?
Nora: Well, if I had to guess. The one with a J on his ights is Jason and the one with an M is Mason. But that is just a guess.
Arnaud: So then Mason and Jerry will start things off. They get to the center of the ring, Jerry goes to grab Mason who grabs Jerry’s arm for an Arm Drag. Jerry gets up and tries again but Mason tosses Jerry with another Arm Drag.
Nora: Jerry gets back up and dodges a Leaping Clothesline from Mason, Jerry quickly grabs Mason from behind and goes for a German Suplex! Jerry tags Ahuevo in, Ahuevo gets on the top turnbuckle. Mason gets up but gets hit with a Dropkick, Mason goes down as Ahuevo jumps off hitting a Body Splash!!!
Arnaud: Ahuevo goes for the cover!
Arnaud: Mason kicks out, Ahuevo gets up and goes to tag Jerry back in. Mason gets up, Ahuevo kicks Mason in the gut. Jerry and Ahuevo grabs Mason and hit a Double Suplex!
Nora: Jerry grabs Masons head for a Headlock as Ahuevo leaves the ring. Mason tries to separate Jerry's arms but can’t. The ref looks on as Mason refuses to give up..
Arnaud: Mason turns his body to get on one knee, Mason again tries to break the hold but can’t!
Nora: The ref asks Mason again if he gives up but Mason says no.
Arnaud: Mason struggles but manages to get to his feet, Mason hits an Elbow to the side of Jerry. Jerry keeps the headlock in place. Mason however gives Jerry another Elbow to his side... Jerry lets go of the hold!
Nora: Mason goes to his corner and tags in Jason. Jason jumps over the ropes to get in the rope.
Arnaud: Jerry waits in the center of the ring, Jason walks over and the two tie up. Jerry grabs Jason’s arm for a Wrist Lock but Jason reverses it to a Wrist Lock of his own.
Nora: Jason lets go and hits a kick to the mid section then a DDT!!!
Arnaud: Jason goes for the cover!
Arnaud: Jerry kicks out at one, Jerry sits up… Jason kicks Jerry in the back then to his cover as he now tags Mason back in. Mason heads over to Jerry, Jerry grabs him and sends him to the ropes. Mason bounces off and Spears Jerry!!!
Nora: Mason goes to the corner and gets on top. He jumps off doing Leapfrog Splash… Jerry rolls out the way just in time!
Arnaud: Jerry rolls again to get closer to the ropes. Jerry walks over and tags in Ahuevo. Jerry goes back to Mason and helps him to his feet. Ahuevo grabs the ropes and jumps over hitting a Suicide Dive!
Nora: No!!! Mason grabs Ahuevo’s head for a DDT!
Arnaud: Mason goes for the cover.
Arnaud: Ahuevo’s kicks out, Mason gets off of him and gets to his feet as does Ahuevo. Mason grabs him and sends him to the corner. Mason runs in for a Spear but Ahuevo gets out the way, Mason hits the ring post with his shoulder!
Nora: Ahuevo grabs Mason and sets him up on top of the turnbuckle. Ahuevo jumps up and wraps his feet around Mason’s head… Frankensteiner!
Arnaud: Ahuevo quickly gets on the top turnbuckle… He jumps off and nails a Ahuevo 630 (630 Corkscrew Moonsault). Ahuevo goes for the cover.
Liam: Your winner by pinfall… Jerry Cann and Ahuevo!!!
Arnaud: A great tag team match for an opener. A good showing for Mason and Jason Fox.
Nora: Jerry Cann and the number one contender Ahuevo worked well as a tag team and I hope to see more of it!
Backstage, the cameras move back to see Martha Fox standing, watching the camera. She looks saddened by the outcome of the match that he grandsons have just taken part in. Her lips make an “O” shape as she stands there, shaking her head. Backstage Reporter Quentin Dawson approaches her as she makes an audible groan, not noticing his presence immediately. However, as he approaches, she switches to a smile as she folds her hands in front of her.
Quentin Good evening, Mrs. Fox. I was wondering if I could get a few words with you?
Martha: Good evening to you too, Quentin. How did you enjoy seeing my boys tonight?
Quentin They did good. I must admit that I’m impressed. I look forward to seeing more from them, honestly.
Martha smiles proudly as she reaches forward and hugs Quentin.
Martha: I am so proud of them, even if they did not win. My boys went out there tonight, and, as the kids say, they “brought it”. They are very special boys. Oh, the way they talk to one another is just the best thing in the world.
Quentin I can imagine so, Mrs. Fox.
Martha: Oh, yes. Did you happen to try any of my famous peanut butter cookies? I left them on the catering table. My grandsons just love them, and I hope that you do as well. Next week will be oatmeal raisin!
Quentin That sounds delicious. But, I was hoping to get a few words about something other than cookies, if I may?
Martha: Oh, yes. How silly of me to babble on. I’d be happy to answer any questions that you have.
Quentin Well, people are abuzz right now, because your grandsons made such an impact already. I was personally wondering… What are the goals of your grandsons? You are signed on as their manager, and…
Martha: If I can interrupt you for just a second. I don’t know a lot about wrestling past Wrestling at the Chase, but I do know that it is the only way to calm them down. They made it all the way through wrestling school, and they work so well together, so when Tad Ezra contacted us about trying to help start a tag team division, why, we were just so, so excited. We had to say yes.
Quentin pauses for a second, excited at this news. Martha senses this and can’t help but let out an excited laugh, clapping her hands together.
Quentin This is amazing news. It sounds like we could be witnessing history with the start of an actual tag team division, and your grandsons are the first to join it. You’ve heard it first here, ladies and gentlemen.
Just then, the Fox Brothers, Mason and Jason step through the curtain to join their grandmother. She tends to them, wiping at their faces tenderly and offering them water. Quentin shakes their hands on his way out of the shot. Mason and Jason catch their breath as they go to speak, but the camera moves back to ringside.
Liam: next match is a Anything Goes Match!!!! First on the way to the ring, from Chicago, IL standing at 6’4” and weighing in at 265lb, he is… Rory “Rocky” Rockefeller!!!
"Drink Drank Drunk" by HELLYEAH starts playing as Rory comes through the curtains carrying a cocktail shaker, mixing it up. He walks along the aisle, looking for outreached cups that he pours little bits of his signature drink into their cups. After making his way around the ring, Rory sets the shaker down on the ring steps as he runs up the steps. Rory gets half way in the ring before rocking out to his theme music. He steps inside all the way and holds his fists in the air and walks around the ring.
Liam: And his partner... From Oakland, California... Devin "Shorty" Tyler!!!!
Lights go down as "Shorty Bounce" by Lil Wayne starts up. As the lyrics start "Shorty" Devin Tyler comes out onto the stage, shuffling across the stage with swag. He stops center stage and throws his arms out to the side and spins around twice as he bounces down to the ring. "Shorty" takes the bottom rope to help pull him up onto the apron. He steps under the bottom rope and bounces around the ring with his arms out at his side, welcoming whatever reaction he gets.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Arnaud: The bell rings as the two walk to the middle of the ring. Rory goes to grab Shorty but he ducks underneath Rory’s legs. Rory turns around and moves out the way on time as Shorty tries to hit a Low Missile Dropkick.
Nora: Shorty gets to his feet as Rory goes to grab Shorty. Shorty however kicks Rory on the shinbone. Shorty tries to kick Rory again but Rory kicks Shorty instead knocking him down hard. Rory picks him up and drops him with a one handed Chokeslam!
Arnaud: Rory goes for the cover!
Arnaud: Shorty kicks out at two. Rory gets up and picks Shorty up by the neck with one hand. Rory looks to be going for another Chokeslam!
Nora: Shorty blocks it with a Kick to the face!
Arnaud: Rory lets go of Shorty as he grabs his face. Shorty ghes for a Dick Punch but Rory blocks it by hitting Shorty with a Knee to the head. Shorty goes down and does a back rolls getting to his feet. Rory goes to grab Shorty who again ducks underneath Rory’s legs to get out of the way.
Nora: Rory looks down at Shorty as Shorty runs at him. Rory quickly picks Shorty up in a Military Press and slams him to the mat. Rory picks Shorty up for another Military Press but this time tosses Shorty to the outside of the ring hitting the barricade an the way to the floor!!!
Arnaud: Rory slides out the ring as Shorty gets up. Rory grabs Shorty and picks him up but Shorty kicks Rory’s chest on the way up. Rory lets go as Shorty’s feet hit the ground he hits his Dick Punch!
Crowd: Dick Punch City! Dick Punch City! Dick Punch City!
Nora: Shorty climbs the stairs and runs on the apron jumping off hitting Rory with a Missile Dropkick!
Arnaud: Shorty goes under the ring and pulls out a mini ladder! Jerry swings, hitting Rory in the chest. Shorty sets the ladder and and climbs it! Shorty goes off hitting Rory with a Double Stomp to the chest.
Nora: Shorty goes back under the ring and pulls out a giant red foam fist!
Arnaud: Shorty hits Rory with the foam fist in the head, then again, now a third time. Shorty gets off of Rory and kicks him in the face!
Nora: Shorty is all over Rory in this match!
Arnaud: Shorty takes the ladder and smashes it on Rory left wrist!
Nora: Shorty now jumps on Rory gut then an another stop in Rory’s man parts!
Arnaud: Shorty walks up the ring steps and then climbs the turnbuckle. Shorty looks on as Rory rolls to his side. Rory sits up and Shorty jumps off hitting Rory with a Superman Punch with the red fist foam!
Nora: Shorty takes the mini ladder and sets it up to climb it. He jumps off hitting a Frog Splash on Rory! Shorty now jumps up and lands a Dick Punch with the red foam fist
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Arnaud: The ref calls for the bell as he is stopping this match.
Liam: Ladies and gentlemen, the referee is stopping this match due to Rory not defending himself. For his safety the ref has no choice, therefore your winner by Knockout…. Devin Tyler!!!
With that, “Shorty Bounce” plays as Shorty doesn’t even wait for his hand to be raised in victory. He simply kicks Rory once more before moving up the ramp as the referee checks on Rory, who shrugs him off, shaking out the cobwebs.
The camera moves backstage to spot Sai Basu standing by with Celeste North and Queen of Apathy, just outside of the Women’s Locker Room.
Sai: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. I’m standing here with two of the participants of the Main Event for the evening. Teaming with our very own Avalanche Champion, Shelby Holt, we have Celeste North and Queen of Apathy. How do you ladies feel about being teamed up with the champion?
Sai places the microphone in front of Queen of Apathy, who taps her chin, turning her head from side to side as she tries to figure the best way to say what she wants to say. After a moment of contemplation, she finally replies.
Sai: You get to team with the champion, and that is the most you have to say?
Apathy: If I’m being quite honest about my feelings, I have none. Not just about teaming with the Avalanche Champion, but in general. My name is Queen of Apathy for a reason, Sai.
Sai: Fair enough. Do you have any opinions, Celeste?
Celeste takes a deep breath as she politely motions for Apathy to step back a bit to allow her to speak, and Apathy obliges her.
Celeste: Shelby as a champion might be slightly laughable, but nowhere near as laughable as our opponents. Chanelle Martinez: literally her most notable accomplishment is being a jobber in an independent wrestling company for four years. Melissa Ruin? Ruins? The sister of two tag team jobbers, and yet nowhere near as famous as them, and she never will be. Angel Kash: a coward who throws money around almost as much as her pathetically weak insults, trying to buy her way to the top. In case you didn’t see the match that Apathy and I put on last week, which I may have won, but Apathy took me to the limits, and she refused to quit.
Apathy: To be fair, I just didn’t care that the breath was being squeezed out of me. Part of me hoped you wouldn’t have let go as soon as I passed out.
Celeste: Weird, but in a way that I like… Anyway, Apathy and I as…
Just then, the camera is jarred slightly as a blur of blonde brushes past it. As it focuses again, Melissa Ruin and Chanelle Martinez come flying forward, knocking Celeste into the wall. They attack her with full force as Apathy stands there for a second. She watches as Melissa and Chanelle pummel Celeste down to the ground before unleashing a ground and pound attack. Apathy once again blinks as Chanelle turns around and challenges Apathy to try to fight back when Apathy just shrugs.
Chanelle: Aw what da hell is you on, bitch? We come up in here and attack yo partner, and…
Celeste uses the distraction to power away from Melissa, and she trips Chanelle up to the ground, pummeling her. Melissa is ready to pounce, but she looks intensely at Queen of Apathy, going as far as to charge at her. Apathy ducks under Melissa’s Clothesline, and catches her with a Falling Neckbreaker. She sighs as she grabs onto Chanelle’s hair and flings her off of Celeste. Celeste stumbles up to her feet as she swings wildly, punching at Chanelle until she is up against a speaker. Celeste then Irish Whips Apathy into her for a powerful Spear. They look over to Melissa as they pick her up for a quick Double Powerbomb through the catering table! As Celeste catches her breath, she kicks Chanelle in the side with force.
Celeste: Payback, bitches! *BEEP* you! *BEEP* you!
Celeste storms off, riding her wave of adrenaline. Apathy stares down at Melissa on the ground, and she lightly nudges her with her foot as she passes, hoping to pass off for being even half as pumped up at Celeste, despite her face reading nothing whatsoever.
Liam: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a Fans Bring the Weapons Match! Iiiiiiintroducing first, already in the ring, from Las Vegas, NV she is… Ivory Sullivan!!!
“Don't Chase Me” by Shea Fisher plays over the speakers as Ivory stands in place, ready to start the match with her game face on.
Liam: And her opponent, from New York City, NY, she is… Kinley Carlisle!!!
"Problem" by Natalia Kills plays through the arena as she steps out from the back taunting anyone and everyone she can as she makes her way down the aisle towards the ring.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Arnaud: The ladies start off with a tie up in the center of the ring. Kinley loosens up one arm, only to poke Ivory in the eye. As Ivory holds onto her face, turning around and groaning as Kinley hits a Dropkick to the small of her back.
Nora: Ivory falls down to the mat as Kinley slides out of the ring. She walks around the outside of the ring, arrogantly turning down the signs and shoe strings that fans are holding out for her. She stumbles across a fan who offers her their chair!
Arnaud: She turns around as Ivory vaults between the middle and top rope, taking Kinley down in the process. Both ladies are sprawled out on the outside floor, trying hard to move around, while swinging at each other periodically.
Nora: Ivory gets to her feet first. She picks Kinley up the rest of the way and flings her into the ring steps. Kinley falls down to the floor as Ivory picks up the chair. The fans boo loudly as she shows off the chair. She winds it up as she charges forward.
Arnaud: Ivory goes to swing the chair with all of her might, but Kinley moves out of the way at the last second. She uses the barricade to pull herself up. Ivory goes to swing the chair once more, but Kinley turns around and splashes a drink from a fan’s hand right into Ivory’s face, stunning her.
Nora: Kinley grabs a sign from a fan and wraps it around Ivory. She punches Ivory seven times before using it to fling Ivory into the steel post. As she drops the sign, she sizes Ivory up. Kinley goes for the Bye Felicia (Super Kick), but Ivory ducks and lifts her up for a Powerbomb into the barricade.
Arnaud: Ivory flings the beer from her in an act of disgust. She shouts out at the cheering fans before rolling back inside of the ring with the steel chair in hand. She props it up against the ropes as Kinley works her way back to her feet.
Nora: Kinley turns around to look over the audience for a good weapon when Ivory reaches out and kicks the back of Kinley’s head. As Kinley turns around, Ivory wraps her legs around Kinley’s neck, using them to lift and choke. Kinley fights it with everything she has in her.
Arnaud: Ivory reaches over for the chair to smack Kinley, but Kinley has stolen the chair from Ivory! Before Ivory can react, Kinley blasts her in the face with the chair as her plan has backfired. Kinley gets one more swing before Ivory lets go.
Nora: Kinley climbs back inside of the ring with the chair. She drops it to the mat and lifts Ivory up. She shouts out at the audience as she brings Ivory down for the Bad Karma (Double Underhook DDT)! The crowd is in shock as Kinley rolls Ivory over onto her back, hooking the leg as Dylan Roberts drops down for the count!
Liam: Here is your winner… Kinley Carlisle!!!
Kinley stands up, taking a deep breath as she saunters around the ring, pointing out herself as the winner of the match, even before allowing Dylan to raise her arm. Once she does, she relishes in it as “Problem” by Natalia Kills plays over the speakers.
We go backstage to the men's locker room, we see Mason and Jason Fox gathering there belongings and picking up there suitcases. Jerry and Ahuevo walk on the locker room and see Mason and Jason gathering there things.
Jerry: Hey guys, good job out there tonight.
Mason and Jason look at Jerry and Ahuevo and just nod.
Ahuevo: It’s true, you guys were great.
Mason and Jason look at each other then at Jerry and Ahuevo. Jerry and Ahuevo looks at each other a bit confused.
Jerry: My buddy here speaks Spanish if that’s easier?
Ahuevo: I think they speak English as we heard Martha earlier speaking English just fine, vato. .
Jerry: You guys do understand us right?
Jason and Mason both nod yes.
Jerry: Right, well I hope you guys are not in a rush. Main Event is next and it will be a good one.
Mason tilts his head slightly to the right and taps his right index finger over his bottom lip as if he was thinking.
Ahuevo: What you thinking about homez? It will be a good match…
Jerry: Yeah, 6 of the best women in the business going at it.
Ahuevo: Pretty even matchup that can go either way.
Mason and Jason listen to Jerry and Ahuevo trying to sell the Main Event match to them.
Jerry: The very best in Northern Lights!
Kader: Speak for yourselves…
The camera zooms out a bit as Kader appears on screen.
Kader: None of them have been called up to Honor, so they can’t be that good. In fact, no one in Northern Lights is good enough to ever get called up to Honor. Well, no one but me that is!
Jerry: Don’t you mean Honor called you up as they need a new whipping boy to beat up?
Kader: Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. I would never have expected you, of all people, to come off sounding like a jealous, insecure, minuscule, insignificant peon. But, I gotta say. It suits you!
Kader smirks, waiting for Jerry to respond. However, after all of two seconds, Kader shakes his head and walks away slowly. But, he returns to the shot, laughing.
Kader: That… that’s a funny joke, Jerry. Much like your chances at becoming the Avalanche Champion, let alone being put into a Legacy Championship match at the Pay-Per-View Turmoil. You know, in the Main Event, where you said that I don’t belong? Jerry… Look, I get it. We can’t all get called up to Honor, but they saw something in me that they did not see in anyone inside of that locker room. Me! Not you, Jerry. Not Ahuevo. Not Rory Rockefeller. Me! I represent what Honor Wrestling is looking for, and maybe one day, if every one of you works as hard as I did… maybe… just maybe… you will be called up too. But that’s a big “maybe”.
Ahuevo claps his hands slowly as he steps up, letting Jerry know that he’s got this. He nods his head as he looks up at Kader.
Ahuevo: We gotchu bro. You think your shit don’t stink? We get it. While you are running around, rubbing it in our faces that you got called up, the rest of us ain’t even gonna miss you. While you think you got a shot at the Legacy Championship, when you couldn’t even secure a shot at the Avalanche Championship, some of us are workin’ for what you ain’t got, bro.
Kader: Oh, is that so? That’s because it is beneath me!
Ahuevo: Keep tellin’ yourself that, vato. The whole time you was here, we was just hearing you talk about how you was gonna become the Avalanche Champion, yet you never got a shot. Downing everyone on Twitter, and you never even got to look at that belt. You should have got a shot at Stewart though. I ain’t gonna lie, homez. You and Stewart coulda had an epic bitch fest for the ages on Twitter while the rest of us just chill with a bowl of popcorn.
Kader: With that attitude, you will never get called up to Honor. It’s no secret that Stewart only picked you, because you’re the runt of the litter in Northern Lights Wrestling. Kid, you aren’t shit, and everyone in that locker room knows it. Jerry knows it, and these two curly haired motherf***ers know it too. You’re nothing more than a joke, and Stewart is going to make you his bitch at Turm…
Ahuevo can’t take it any longer as he kicks Kader in the bare stomach. He hits a knee to Kader’s shoulder and immediately hits one to the face. Kader gets up quickly, shaking it off as security separates the two.
Ahuevo: Come at me, bro. I gotchu.
Kader: Looks like you can’t handle the truth! You can’t handle it, Nacho Libre! Once you’re ready to accept the truth, you can start the journey to being on MY LEVEL!!!
Security pushes them all apart as the crowd cheers louder and louder, some laughing at Kader’s outburst, and others trying to urge the security team to let them at it.
Liam: This next match is a 3 on 3 tag team match and is set for one fall!
Blame Canada starts to play as the arena showers Melissa with boos.
Time's have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse
Liam: On the way to the ring from Scottsdale, AZ.... Melissa Ruins!!!
"No, blame Canada, blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes
And flappin' heads so full of lies
Blame Canada, blame Canada
We need to form a full assault
It's Canada's fault"
The crowd boos louder as Melissa finally comes from behind the curtains. Melissa looks at the crowd with a disdain look on her face. She walks down unhappy in the middle of the ramp way so that neither side of the crowd can touch her as she walks down.
"Blame Canada, blame Canada
There not even a real country anyway"
The crowd erupts as they shower her with boos so loud that her entrance music can no longer be heard. Melissa stumps her feet as she walks up the ring steps. Once at the ring apron she looks at the crowd and gives them all the middle finger causing the crowd to boo even louder at her. She smiles at her puppets then gets in the ring as she waits for her partner Angel Kash.
Liam: And her partner!!!
The fans begin to boo loudly as "Superficial" by Lady Gaga hits over the public address system
It aint that easy, it aint that easy
it aint that easy, but it aint so hard
It aint that easy, it aint that easy
it aint that easy, but it aint so hard
As the lights dim and flash gold all over the arena, a lone spotlight forms at the entrance ramp as out from the back first steps Leroy with a stern look on his face. After a few moments, Todd walks out from behind him, looking nervous. As he claps within a few seconds in arrogant and exaggerated fashion, Angel Kash herself walks out as the fans boo loudly.
Liam: On the way to the ring, weighting in at 125 Ibs from The Hamptons, New York… The Golden Queen… Angel Kash!!!
Hoppin' out the maserati
All I see is paparazzi
Snapping pictures for the
Front cover of a magazine
So I pose in everything I wear
Love to make the people stare
Always center of attention
Lookin' so bootylicious
Angel blows an arrogant kiss to the fans before doing a series of arrogant poses at the top of the ramp. She then says something to Todd and Leroy as they first go ahead, before the arrogant rich blonde bombshell does an arrogant supermodel like strut down to the ring, taunting the fans as she walks by them, before rudely sticking out her hand, and flipping her hair arrogantly as she brushes past the fans, not letting them even come close to touching her. She makes her way up the ring steps with Leroy, holding her hand from the outside, as Todd is standing in front of her on the ring apron. Angel then points down as he holds the ropes for her; she enters and poses in the center of the ring as the fans boo loudly. After that, she lays on the top turnbuckle nonchalantly taunting the fans as Todd hands her a mirror and she admires her beauty.
Liam: And there partner from Bronx, NY standing at 5’7” and weighing in at 127lb, she is “Azz n’ Class”... Chanelle Marrrrrrtinezzzzzzzz!!!
“Red Lipstick” begins playing over the speakers as Chanelle comes out from behind the curtains. As the music picks up, Chanelle begins to “back it up” before she comes down the ring. She climbs onto the apron and does the splits as she twerks down to the ground. She climb underneath the bottom rope, continuing to shake it. She stands up and runs across the ring, running up a turnbuckle where she once again shakes it for a moment before stepping down to a standing position. She looks out to Kinley, rolling her eyes and then rests in the corner, ready to start the match.
Liam: And their opponents!!!
The lights dim down as the opening beat of "Tear You Apart" begins playing. Once the words begin, a shadow emerges from the back as a slow strobe of white light shows off her curves. As the music picks up, the lights come on to see Apathy standing at the top of the ramp, her hands on her hips, and an expressionless face glowing in the light.
Liam: Making her way to the ring by way of Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 125lb and standing at 5'10" she is... Queen of Apathy…
As she is announced, she struts down to the ring, hearing the fans trying to goad emotion from her. She doesn't give in as she slides under the bottom rope. She turns over on her back and worms her way across the ring before pulling herself part way up in the corner as she waits for Celeste North and Shelby Holtz.
Liam: And her partner!!!
The lights in the arena drop down and "Sex Metal Barbie" by In This Moment begins playing. The ring crew brings out a wooden plank, meant to resemble the Mean Girls Runway of yester-year, fastening it tightly to the ring, as it looks like it will fall apart at any minute. Before they can even disperse, the curtains open, and Celeste is wheeled out onto the ramp in front of a podium. A spotlight appears on her as a man dressed in a potato sack walks out behind her, helping her down onto the stage. She is dressed in a pair of red hot pants and a Mean Girls tank top tied just above the navel, and an opened hooded jacket. She has red streaks in her hair as she slightly pulls back her hood to show off her face and the obnoxiously sparkling tiara on her head, taking a drag from the cigar in her right hand.
Liam: Making her way to the ring, hailing from Beverly Hills, California, standing at 5 feet 6 inches, and weighing in at 132 pounds... "Queen C"... Celeste North!!!
She struts along the "runway" slowly, showing off everything she's got, a cigar in her hands. She takes a puff of it and winks as she exhales slowly. She then flips her hair from side to side seductively as men wearing dress suits and potato sacks over their heads line the runway, taking photos of her. Celeste takes a puff from the cigar before dropping it to the arena floor. The first hooded man holds the ropes open for her as she enters the ring. She struts around to the music for a moment, shedding her black hooded jacket.
Liam: And there partner!!
Wildside by Sabrina Carpenter and Sofia Carson starts to play in the PA system.
Liam: On the way to the ring, he is your Women’s Avalanche Champion… from Bell, FL standing at 5’5” and weighing in at 112lb, she is Shelby Holt!!!
Shelby runs down the rampway and slides in the under from under the bottom ropes. She looks at all 5 women in the ring then removes her title from her waist and raising it up in the air before handing it to ringside personal.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Nora: Shelby insists on starting the match with Chanelle. Celeste tries to demand to start, but Shelby insists. Before they can go too far, Chanelle sneaks up behind her and brings her back with a Bridging German Suplex.
Arnaud: Chanelle rolls over a bit as she pulls Shelby up for a Northern Lights Suplex, bridging it into a pin.
Arnaud: Chanelle rolls over on top of Shelby and begins hammering away at her with a series of quick mounted punches. She pins her knees against Shelby’s shoulders as she goes for another pin.
Nora: Chanelle pounds the mat in frustration. She lifts Shelby up and flings her into the ropes. As Shelby comes back, Chanelle ducks an attempted Big Boot, and she grabs a handful of tights behind the referee’s back as she brings her down for another pin.
Arnaud: Celeste comes inside of the ring and rips Chanelle off of Shelby by the hair. She looks down at Shelby with a bit of an arrogant smirk as she steps to the outside. Shelby breathes heavily as she gets up to her feet. Chanelle walks over to her corner and she tags in Melissa Ruin.
Nora: Melissa comes inside and, as Shelby starts to go over to her corner, she rolls Shelby up from behind.
Nora: Shelby is wasting a lot of energy kicking out from these rapid pin attempts. For a rookie in this business, this is one of the most well thought out attacks. Melissa stumbles to her feet, favoring her back as she turns into a stiff kick to the jaw. Shelby stumbles back over to the corner as she tags Apathy in.
Arnaud: Apathy charges at Melissa, but Melissa ducks the Body Splash attempt, instead bringing Apathy back with a Floatover Suplex. She hooks the leg, but Apathy kicks out before the referee can even count to one.
Nora: Apathy gets to her feet as Melissa boots her in the gut. She lifts Apathy up and lands a Piledriver. She hooks the leg.
Nora: Apathy rolls over to the corner as Melissa walks over to tag Angel in. Angel shakes her head and points back at Apathy. Melissa points to her back, so Chanelle tags back in. She saunters over toward Apathy as she lays a boot to Apathy’s throat. The referee calls her out, beginning a count.
Arnaud: He makes it to a count of 3 before Chanelle waves him off. She turns around and drops down slightly, giving her salad a good tossing at the expense of Apathy’s face! After a moment of this, and a hellacious round of boos from the fans, Chanelle steps away and kicks her feet back at Apathy.
Nora: The embarrassment for Apathy is real right now as Chanelle steps into the opposite corner. She charges forward for the Ridin’ Yo Face (Bronco Buster), but Apathy ducks out of the way. As Chanelle hits face first into the turnbuckle, Apathy spins her around and raises her leg, choking Chanelle.
Arnaud: As Chanelle falls to the ground, Apathy looks down at her as turns around. She gives Chanelle the same treatment, rubbing her backside all over Chanelle’s face and head. She then raises her leg slightly, mimicking a dog peeing on Chanelle before storming across the ring. She knocks Angel off of the apron and then backs into her corner slowly, maintaining eye contact with Melissa as she reaches her hand back for Celeste to be tagged in.
Nora: Celeste storms into the ring. She runs to the opposite corner of Martinez, and then darts forward with the Ridin’ Yo Face maneuver for added insult. As Melissa steps inside of the ring, Celeste greets her with a slap to the chest. She backs up and charges forward with a jumping Crossbody. As Melissa gets back up to her feet, Celeste meets her with the same. A third time, and Chanelle is back to her feet. As Celeste charges forward, Chanelle jumps up and catches her with a Rear View.
Arnaud: She makes it over to her corner as Angel pulls herself back up. She goes to tag Angel, but Angel refuses, walking away from the tag rope. Chanelle argues a bit with her as Celeste gets up to her feet to charge at her. Chanelle sees it in the Northern Lights Tron and ducks it. She hits a Fisherman’s Suplex on Celeste.
Nora: Celeste gets a foot on the bottom rope and the referee stops the count. Chanelle pulls Celeste up to her feet and then shoves her right into Angel, forcing the tag. Angel argues with the referee on this as Celeste tells her to bring it on. Melissa and Chanelle argue it as well. Celeste gets tired of waiting, and uses the distraction as her way of pulling Angel in over the top ropes by the hair.
Arnaud: She stomps at Angel before backing up to her corner. Shelby tags herself in and steps inside of the ring. As Angel is writhing on the ground, she picks Angel up and hits a Bicycle Knee Strike. Angel rolls to the outside of the ring, but Shelby is right there, as she flings Angel back inside of the ring. As Shelby gets inside of the ring, Angel hits an eye poke. She brings her up and drops Shelby with the Face Blower (Facebuster). She hooks the leg as she orders the referee to count.
Nora: Shelby gets a leg up. As Shelby gets out from under Angel, who is arguing with the referee, Shelby spins her around and lays her out with the Father Figure (Swinging Fisherman’s Suplex)! She hooks the leg.
Arnaud: Chanelle gets inside of the ring as Apathy Spear’s her to the ground.
Nora: Melissa gets inside of the ring, stumbling a bit as Celeste does the Homicidal (Punches followed by Running Bulldog)!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here are your winners via pinfall… Shelby Holt, Queen of Apathy, and Celeste North!!!
Nora: Celeste and Queen of Apathy stand up, raising their arms up in victory as the referee raises Shelby’s hand. Celeste mouths a few words as she looks straight at Shelby. “Wildside” begins playing as Shelby points up toward the speakers. Celeste squints her eyes as Apathy looks disinterested altogether. Celeste motions around her waist as the referee hands Shelby her Avalanche Championship.
Arnaud: She raises it up high in the air as Celeste simply smirks and steps out of the ring with Apathy following after. Shelby begins walking to each corner as Angel and Chanelle get to their feet. They help Melissa up, and all three ladies begin attacking Shelby.
Nora: Stomps and kicks galore as they look back toward the ramp. Apathy looks as if she is about to get involved, but Celeste holds her back, shaking her head with a smirk as they walk away. Meanwhile, the referee team of Jade Pham and Dylan Roberts run down to help restore order. Angel Kash hits the Kash Flow (Codebreaker) on Shelby before picking up the title belt with two fingers.
Arnaud: Angel crinkles her nose in disgust as she hands the belt to Chanelle and Melissa, giving them orders as they leave with it! The referees check on Shelby as the three make their way to the back with the belt! We are out of time, but tune in next week to see how this plays out!