Pride Tag Team Wrestling Results March 21 Mar 23, 2018 2:21:45 GMT -6
Post by Henry Saxon on Mar 23, 2018 2:21:45 GMT -6
March 21 Pride Tag Team Wrestling, Columbia, S. Carolina
Colonial Life Arena Capacity: 18,000
Oscar: Hello all and welcome to Pride Tag Team Wrestling presented by Honor Wrestling. We have got a stacked card tonight!
Lauren: We start things off with two former SCW talents as Jessie Salco teams up with Equinox. Both have enjoyed much success in SCW, but they do not have an easy task ahead of them as they take on the team of Cindy Warren and Eric Weaver.
Oscar: Next up, newcomer Jack Haze teams up with a household name in Eyesnsane. They take on the dream team of Kai Kitiona and John Blade.
Lauren: Then we have Mercedes Vargas and Mrs. Right take on Crystal Hilton and Stephanie Sullivan. However, the twist is that Crystal Hilton must defeat Mercedes Vargas and Mrs. Right in order to take on Mercedes in the ladder match for the Honor Championship in the upcoming weeks.
Oscar: Speaking of title matches, Blasted Monk and Latoya Hixx will challenge the newly minted Pride Hardcore Tag Team Champions, Jeremiah Hardin, and Tapido Delavega. The poll on Twitter was a tie between Barbed Wire Ropes and Kendo Stick on a Pole, so the match has been decreed as a Barbed Wire Ropes Kendo Stick on a Pole match! A first ever in Honor Wrestling.
Lauren: And rounding out the night in our Main Event, the Pride Tag Team Championships will be on the line when the Bad Boys, Tim Staggs, and Dax Beckett, versus Kawaii Dragons, Winter Elemental, and Tatsu Ikeda, versus Teddy and Kate Steele. If the Bad Boys are unable to be cleared for competition by the Main Event, they will be stripped of the belts and removed from the match. We could very well have new Pride Tag Team Champions by the end of the night!
Oscar: All of this, and so, so much more. Let's get started, shall we?
The opening riff to "Wing and a Prayer" by Savage Messiah hits the PA system and the lights dim until the first few lyrics are heard at which point Jessie Salco emerges from the back headbanging to the song as she goes.
Brittany:It is now time for the opening match which is a mixed tag team match set for one fall… Introducing first, from Miami, Florida and representing the Angel Clan... she is "The Heavy Metal Angel" Jessie Salco!!!
Jessie finishes headbanging before sprinting down to the ring slapping hands with a few fans as she descends down the ramp and slides into the ring where she throws up the metal horns before handing over her denim jacket to a stagehand as she waits for her opponents.
Brittany:And her partner!!!
SEEK ME!!!!! CALL ME!!!! I'll BE WAITING!!!!
As the stage, as well as the ringside area, slowly begins to fill up with white smoke as the crowd watches in anticipation. Suddenly, something began to rise out of the stage, as if rising from the depths of the mist itself. The fans began to erupt as Equinox hidden underneath the smoke begins to rise out of the smoke as you can see parts his face paint revealing itself hidden under his mask. His arms outstretched to the High Fliers as if drawing in their strength before stepping into battle.
"End of Heartache (cover)" by Killswitch Engage go out as it hits over the PA System as the Titantrons begins to play the video highlighting Equinox who would be competing into one of the tonight's many events.
The fog still thick and envious as if to cloud him from their vision as he makes his way out. As the beat gets faster, Equinox walk faster as his feet trot along to the beat as he is shown in his white Assassin's creed overcoat, his conjoined white and black mask hiding his face, black tank top, and his customized arm covers over each arm in hues of black, charcoal gray, red. His face hidden behind a wild mask of face paint. The fans cheering as the ring announcer announces Honor's own High Spot Superhero.
Brittany:From St. Louis, Missouri!!!! Weighing in at 235 Ibs....He is "The Human Highlight Reel", He is "The High Spot Hero" Equinox!!!!!!!
Equinox slowly makes his way down the rows and rows of fans on his right side till he goes full square around to each of the fans. Then heads to greet the ones he missed, before turning around before heading full throttle into the ring sliding under the bottom rope feet first as his body flies at full speed. Smiling big and wide, He gets up quickly playing to the crowd. Proceeding up to each turnbuckle pointing out to the fans for they are why he is here tonight before climbing to the top turnbuckle and somersaulting off the top landing on his feet in the ring. Once finished he take off his overcoat as well as his mask and hands both of them to the Ref.
Brittany:And there opponents!!!
“Get Well Soon by Reggie & The Full Effect” blasts all over the speakers. As it does the beautiful Cindy Warren emerges from the back accompanied by her husband James. She smiles as she is wearing a stethoscope around her neck.
Brittany:First on the way to the ring from Charlotte, North Carolina... The Nurse… Cindy Warren!!!
She holds the end to the crowd to check the life of the crowd and they welcome her with loud cheers. She grins as she stretches her arms out and slaps the hands of the people cheering her on. She slides into the ring and slowly rises to her feet. She proudly raises her hands in the air and waits for Eric Weaver to come out.
Brittany:And her Partner!!!
Take Five starts to play as we here the jazz beat coming we see Eric Weaver coming from the curtains.
"Won't you stop and take
A little time out with me
Just take five"
"Though I'm going out of my way
Just so I can pass by each day
Not a single word do we say“
Brittany:On the way to the ring from Chicago, IL… Eric Weaver!!!
Eric waves at the fans as he walks down the ramp. Eric slides in the ring from underneath the bottom ropes.
"Wouldn't it be better
Not to be so polite
You could offer a light
Start a little conversation now
It's alright, just take five
Just take five"
As the music fades we see Eric and Cindy gather in their corner, talking things over.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Oscar: Jessie and Cindy will start things off for tonight’s Pride. They get to the center of the ring. Cindy tries to grapple with Jessie but Jessie grabs Cindy’s wrist, Jessie ducks underneath Cindy’s arm to get behind her locking an Arm Lock behind Cindy.
Lauren: Cindy tries to reverse it but Jessie stands her ground. Cindy tries to grab Jessie head with her free hand but Jessie leans back not allowing it.
Oscar: Cindy stomps on Jessie’s foot. Jessie lets go as Cindy hits an Elbow to Jessie’s face. Cindy turns around and grabs Jessie for a Snap Swinging Neckbreaker!
Lauren: Jessie tries to get up but Cindy manages to pick her up for a Bodyslam, Cindy goes to the turnbuckle as Jessie starts to get up. Cindy turns and sees Jessie already to her feet.
Oscar: Jessie runs towards Cindy and hits her with a Dropkick sending Cindy off the turnbuckle landing on the ring apron! Cindy uses the ropes to get up, Jessie grabs Cindy and Suplex’s her back inside the ring.
Lauren: Jessie goes for the cover!
Oscar: Cindy kicks out, Jessie gets off of Cindy, Jessie turns to look at Equinox who extends his hand for a tag. Jessie heads over to tag him in.
Lauren: Equinox and Eric Weaver both jump over the top rope to get in the ring. Equinox and Eric both start clapping as they now get the crowd clapping as well. The two pace around the ring before going to the center to tie up.
Oscar: Equinox tries to send Eric to the ropes but it gets reversed as Eric instead sends Equinox to the corner. Equinox leaps one foot onto the second turnbuckle, he steps up to the top turnbuckle!!! There you'll see him perform a whisper in the wind like twist, and catches the Eric… Rising Revolution!!! (Corkscrew Flipping Neckbreaker)
Lauren: The crowd goes nuts!
Oscar: Equinox grabs Eric and helps him up. Equinox hits Eric with a variation of punches and kicks.
Lauren: Equinox goes for a Pele Kick but Eric grabs on to Equinox’s foot to block it… Buck Stops Here! (Ankle Lock)
Oscar: Eric has Equinox in the middle of the ring! Equinox crawls towards the ropes but Eric pulls him back towards the middle of the ring.
Lauren: Equinox crawls to the ropes again, Eric pulls back right before Equinox and grab the ropes… Jessie pulls back and leaps forward hitting Eric with a Suicide Dive forcing Eric to break the Ankle Lock.
Oscar: Eric looks at Jessie as she puts her hands up and backs away. Cindy gets in the ring and runs at Jessie. Eric grabs Cindy and pulls her back to there corner. Eric gets her out the ring and tags her in.
Lauren: Equinox and Eric leave the ring as Cindy gets back in and runs at Jessie… Jessie kicks her then plants her with a DDT! Jessie gets up picking up Cindy with her. Jessie runs and hits the ropes, she jumps for a Flying Clothesline!
Oscar: Cindy ducks the Clothesline, Jessie turns to Cindy as Cindy grabs her and hits her Angle Slam! Cindy goes for the cover!
Oscar: Jessie kicks out at one, Cindy hits the ropes as Jessie sets up. Cindy bounces off and hits a Shining Wizard! Cindy goes for the cover!
Lauren: Jessie kicks out as Cindy looks surprised. Cindy gets up and lifts up her leg!!! Cindy drops for a Split Legged Drop ButJessie moves out the way at the last second!
Oscar: Equinox extends his hand out for Jessie, Jessie and Cindy get to there feet at the same time. Cindy runs at Jessie who knocks Cindy back to the mat with a Superkick! Cindy rolls over and ends up rolling to the outside the ring.
Lauren: Jessie tags in Equinox forcing Eric back in the ring as well. The two get to the middle of the ring. Eric takes down Equinox with a Lou Thesz press followed by mounted punches. Eric picks up Equinox and places his head between Eric’s legs before lifting Equinox for a Pile Driver.
Oscar: Equinox uses the momentum to bend forward to grab Eric and drops him with a version of his Wayward Destroyer! (Front Flip DDT). Equinox quickly picks Eric and gets behind him. Equinox grabs him from behind, He picks Eric up and drops him with a Half Nelson Suplex!!!
Lauren: Equinox goes for the cover!
Lauren: Eric kicks out, Equinox gets back to his feet picking Eric's head up to get him to his feet in the process. Equinox grabs Eric and sends him through the ropes, Eric hits the ropes and bounces off, he heads towards Equinox who goes for the One Percent Kick (Super Kick) but misses as Eric Ducks underneath and keeps running towards the other side bouncing off the opposite ropes now, he heads back to Equinox and connects with a Diving Crossbody!
Oscar: Eric quickly gets up helping Equinox to his feet, Eric tries to send Equinox to the corner but it gets reversed. Eric hits the turnbuckles hard as Equinox starts running towards Eric and hits him with the Anarchy Effect (Shotgun Dropkick)
Lauren: Eric stumbles out of the corner! Equinox kicks Eric in the gut for good measure, Equinox grabs Eric arm and places it between Eric’s legs. Equinox picks Eric up in a Pump-handle, Equinox turns it to a side Flapjack!
Oscar: Fade to Black!!! Equinox goes for the cover.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Brittany:Your winners by pinfall… Jessie Salco and Equinox!!!
The ref raises the arms of Equinox and Jessie as Cindy gets in the ring to check on Eric. "End of Heartache (cover)" by Killswitch Engage starts to play, Equinox turns around and extends to help Eric to his feet.
Eric gets up and nods at Equinox, Eric and Cindy leave the ring as Equinox turns back to look at Jessie. The two high five over there victory.
The crowd boos as Dax Beckett’s face appears on the screen. He has an enormous smile on his face as Dr. Weaver finishes checking his back. He stands up and begins boxing at the air to show that he has the moves still.
Dax: How you feel about that, doc?
Dr. Weaver: I would have to say that I'm impressed with how well you've healed up from your back injury.
Dax: Try as hard as he can, Alex Jones can't keep me down and out forever. So, am I ready to return to the ring?
Dr. Weaver looks at the x-rays, carefully examining them. She slowly begins to nod her head.
Dr. Weaver: I would say that you are most certainly ready to return to the ring. Everything looks as it should and you appear to be in great health. Now, let's take a look at Tim here…
Tim comes into view as the fans boo even more loudly. He waves them off as he plops down on the exam table. Dr. Weaver holds a small flashlight up to Tim’s eyes and has him follow along. She sighs and then looks over to Dax, shaking her head.
Dr. Weaver: If we had a week, or even just a couple more days at best, I could clear him, but his reflexes are still slightly off. I cannot, in good conscience, clear you for competition tonight.
Tim: What? That's bullsh*t! You have some sort of vendetta against us because of what we've done to people like your scrub of a brother! Go ahead and try it again, without a biased opinion.
Dr. Weaver: While I am not a fan of how you treat people around here, I assure you that I am not biased. It is my strictly professional opinion that you are not ready to compete.
Dax: Come on, Tim. She's a doctor, and…
Tim: Don't you get it, Dax? What better revenge could she get for her brother than to practically steal the Pride Tag Team Championships away from us? She can say it's not biased, but it f**king is! She's just salty because we knock the p*ss out of her brother every time he shows his face around us!
Dr. Weaver: We’re done here. Now kindly get the f**k out of my office.
Security shows up at the door to Dr. Weaver’s office as Tim just scoffs and storms out. Dax picks up the belts from the nearby table and puts them over his shoulders. As he walks to the door, Jerry Wilcox meets him and simply extends his arms out for the belts. Dax stares at him with a bit of sadness before it switches over to pure anger. He slams the belts into Jerry’s chest before storming off after Tim.
Brittany: This next match is set for one fall!!!
"Suck My Kiss" by Red Hot Chili Peppers starts to play around the arena.
Brittany: First on the way to the ring making his debut to Honor Wrestling. Wrestling out of Santa Monica, California… The Trickfinger, the Mater Kush himself, Emerald Jack, Jack "Fucking Incredible" Haze!!!
Jacks walks down to a decent pop for the new wrestler. He gets in the ring and waits for his partner.
The lights in the arena go out. The tron starts and the music hits the PA system.
Brittany: And his partner… From Chicago, IL… The Eye in Team, The Lion… Eyesnsane!!!
A spotlight shines brightly on a spot on the stage as smoke comes up from a circle where it is shining and Eyesnsane is slowly elevated from beneath the stage as he comes into view. Once on the stage, he stops and curls his left arm flexing his bicep for a moment as he looks out at the crowd. Then he makes his way to the ring, walking up the stairs before stepping into the ring between the top and second ropes and heading to the far turnbuckle where he climbs up to the second rope as he folds his arms in front of himself looking out at the crowd for a moment before hopping down.
Brittany: And there opponents!!!
The arena dims… the sound of thunder rolls from the PA System...clouds soar across the titantron and the arena lights begin a flicker.
Brittany: Making his debut to Honor Wrestling!
Anticipation builds when suddenly *CRACK* a bolt of lightning hits the stage entrance.
Brittany: Wrestling out of Hana, Hawaii… The Tropical Storm… Kai Kitiona!!!
“Hellraiser” trumpets throughout the stadium as Kai Kitiona appears out from behind the curtain. A serious tone painted across his chiseled features; his jaw tight with pent rage and eyes honed on the ring. Commencing a soldier’s march down the stage ramp, casually adjusting his wrist accessories. Once at ringside, he baseball slides into the ring, taking to the nearest turnbuckle from which he’d stand atop with his fists clenched and raised high above his head like a ruler.
Brittany: And his partner, wrestling out of Boston, Massachusetts, he is Big Match John… John Blade!!!
John’s music begins to play as he walks out on Stage and talks to the Cameraman. He bounces a little and holds up his never give up logo flag. He tosses it to the Fans and he Salutes. John runs Straight down towards the ring and he bounces off the ropes, side to side in he holds up his Hustle, Loyalty, in Respect sign in takes off his hat in toss his shirt to the fans in his Chain to the Ref to begin to fight.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Lauren: Eyesnsane and John start things off. John goes to the middle and extends to shake hands.
Oscar: Don’t do it John, put your hand down John!
Lauren: No, Eyesnsane is nodding as he extends his hand with a Smile!
Oscar: Eyesnsane goes to shakes hand but quickly grabs John's arm!
Lauren: Eyesnsane goes for a Cross Armbar but John powers out of it before Eyesnsane can lock it in. Eyesnsane comes in to grapple with John but John hits Eyesnsane with a European Uppercut! John hits another European Uppercut!
Oscar: Eyesnsane stumbles back a bit, John steps closer to Eyesnsane who hits John with a Roundhouse Kick! John now stumbles back. Eyesnsane puts his arm behind him as Eyesnsane and Jack make a blind tag!
Lauren: Eyesnsane goes and grabs John and sends him to towards Jack… Jack knocks John down with a Drop toe hold that Jack turns into a Headlock. Eyesnsane kicks John on the back as he leaves the ring!
Oscar: That was a cheap shot from Eyesnsane… The crowd cheer like crazy as Kai gets off the apron and to the ringside floor. Kai runs around the other side of the ring. Eyesnsane jumps off the apron watching Kai who runs right at Eyesnsane and hits a Body Droppin’!!! (Superman Punch)
Lauren: Eyesnsane goes down as Jack releases the Headlock off John Blade. Jack slides out the ring as Kai is on top of Eyesnsane landing forearms on him. Jack kicks Kai on the side of the head. The ref goes outside to get Jack back in the ring, trying to break up the outside fight.
Oscar: Eyesnsane gets up, he and Jack grab Kai and send him to the ring post. The ref starts yelling as John Blade makes his way outside the ring now. John runs and hits both Jack and Eyesnsane with a Leaping Clothesline!
Lauren: John goes to Kai who gets up. The ref gets between them to restore order. Kai and John walk back to there side. As the ref gets back in the ring. John slides in the ring as Kai gets back to the corner. Jack now slides in the ring as Eyesnsane goes to his corner.
Oscar: John tags in Kai which sends Eyesnsane clapping on the turnbuckle. Jack turns around to see Eyesnsane want to be tagged back in. Jack turns to Eyesnsane and tags him in. Eyesnsane hops inside the ring… Kai and Eyesnsane run at each other and start trading blows!
Lauren: The fans go crazy as this turned into a fist fight!
Oscar: The ref gets between the two and warns them both. They each take a step back, the ref moves out the way… Eyesnsane runs right at Kai who grabs Eyesnsane’s neck with both arms and lifts him up for an Elevated Double Arm Choke!!!
Lauren: Eyesnsane kicks Kai in the chest after a few seconds breaking the hold. Kai runs at Eyesnsane who nails Kai with a Roundhouse Kick!
Oscar: Eyesnsane goes to tag in Jack then goes to Kai to pick him up and sends him to Jack, Jack gets in the ring by hitting Kai with a Slingshot Spear! Jack goes for the cover!
Lauren: Kai powers out before getting a one count!
Oscar: Kai gets to his feet and goes to grabs Jack but Jack Dropkicks Kai causing him to take a few steps back. Jack runs at Kai but Kai grabs Jack and picks him up for his Torture Rack!
Lauren: The ref looks on checking on Jack to see if he gives up. Kai stands in the middle of the ring applying pressure, Eyesnsane jumps over the ropes… Kai lets go of Jack dropping him to his side.
Oscar: Kai gets his hands up wanting Eyesnsane to come at him… Jack rolls Kai with a School Boy Pin!
Lauren: Kai kicks out and gets right back to his feet. Jack kicks Kai in the gut, Jack quickly gets behind Kai and picks him up. Jack takes a few steps back and drops Kai... EARTHSHAKER!!! (Buckle Post Backbreaker)
Oscar: the Wrong corner as John is able to tag himself in, John gets in the ring but gets nailed with the PINEAPPLE PUNCH!!! (Discus punch)
Lauren: The crowd boos Jack as they love their John Blade!
Oscar: Kai gets up and hits Jack with two Knife Edge Chops, the ref gets Kai to leave the ring. John gets up and heads to Jack. Jack grabs Jon and sends him to the ropes. John jumps off the middle ropes and nails Jack with a Springboard Stunner!!!
Lauren: John goes for the cover!
Lauren: Jack kicks out at one. John kicks Jack as he tried getting up. John grabs Jack and drops him with White Noise!
Oscar: John goes towards the ropes and jumps off the middle rope for a Springboard Leg Drop… But misses as Jack does a Kip Up at the last second. John lands on his rear as Jack now hits the ropes and nails John with a Basement Dropkick!
Lauren: Jack goes and tags in Eyesnsane. Eyesnsane gets on the top ropes and jumps off doing a 3rd Rope 180 Moonsault!
Oscar: John gets his knees up to block the Moonsault. John gets up, he raises his hands up in goes to hit the ropes. He stops in front of Eyesnsane face John drops down hitting Eyesnsane with the Five-Knuckle Shuffle!
Lauren: John goes to tag in Kai. Kai gets on the top rope, he jumps off going for The Might of Ku!!! (Flying Headbutt from the Turnbuckle)
Oscar: Kai connects and goes for the cover!
Oscar: Eyesnsane barely kicks out! Kai gets on his feet, he picks Eyesnsane up and sends him to the ropes. Jack makes a blind tag as Eyesnsane bounces off the ropes. Kai grabs Eyesnsane and drops him with a Belly-to-Belly Slam!
Lauren: Jack Gets in as Kai gets up… Jack runs and hits a Dropkick on Kai, Kai takes a step back, Jack hits another Dropkick, Kai takes another step back. John is close enough to tag himself in.
Oscar: John gets in and hits a Hop on Jack’s chest. Jack returns the favor by hitting his own Chop. John goes to grab Jack, Jack ducks and gets behind John... THE FIFTH ELEMENT (Ripcord double knee backbreaker) Zack grabs John's Arm… THE FOURTH DIMENSION!!! (Chicken Wing over the shoulder crossface)!!!
Lauren: The ref looks on as Jack has John in the middle of the ring. The ref looks on as John refuses to give. Jack wraps his legs around John with a body scissors to hold him in place. John won't give up!
Oscar: Kai gets in the ring as does Eyesnsane… Kai goes to Kick Jack but Eyesnsane manages to get there on time and block the kick. The ref turns and yells at Kai and Eyesnsane to get out the ring… John taps out!!!
Lauren: The ref doesn’t see it!!!
Oscar: Jack yells at the ref, the ref turns around as John stops tapping… The ref turns back to Eyesnsane and Kai as they trade blows… John is tapping out again!!!
Lauren: The ref turns around and sees John tapping out and calls for the bell.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
The other refs rush in and break it up, they get Kai out the ring as Jack lets go of John Blade.
Brittany: Your winners by submission… Eyesnsane and Jack Haze!!!
The scene opens with a closeup shot of wrestling boots being laced up before the camera pans up a bit to reveal Mrs. Right. Her manager, Alana Allure, is seen watching the show from a monitor with casual interest. Hearing a knock on the door, the two freeze. Mrs. Right makes a sour face in the direction of the door as in walks Mercedes Vargas, the Argentine sporting her championship over her shoulder. She walks up to Mrs. Right just as Alana stands next to her client, crossing her arms over her chest, an accusatory look on her face.
Alana:Can we help you?
Mercedes: Hey, Alana. Looking good.
In no mood for small talk, Alana bats away Mercedes's hand as she reached to pat her on the shoulder which Mercedes made no attempt to hide her amused reaction.
Mercedes: I just need to talk to Mrs. Right for a few. Please.
Alana's gaze lingers as she starts to leave.
Alana: Three minutes.
Watching until Alana leaves the room, Mercedes turns to Mrs. Right, who still has the scowl on her face.
Mercedes: Look, I don't like this situation any better than you do. I mean, Crystal Hilton trying to weasel her way in into our match at Turmoil. Who does she think she is anyway?
Mrs. Right: You know what I think, Mercy? We all know you need me out there tonight. Because if your former best friend Crystal and Stephanie beat you - well, I guess if they beat us - then you have to face Crystal next week with your title on the line. And who knows? By Turmoil, you might not even be champion anymore. And with Alicia needing one more defense of her Legacy Championship to get in, your chances of retaining - or even winning - goes down sixty percent, or twenty-five.
Mercedes smiles, nodding her head at the situation at hand.
Mercedes: Yeah, the same odds as you.
Mercedes runs a hand through her hair.
Mercedes: Look, I don't want Crystal in this match because she's done nothing to deserve it. Do you think it's fair that she gets to trample over everything you had to do to even earn your match with me? Look at how she tried to butter you up, pretending to be impressed after your win, taking back the time she called you an overgrown meathead. She claimed that you had no neck. Crystal's an actress, which means she can be a pretty damn good liar when she wants to be.
Mercedes raises her finger to interrupt.
Mercedes: And...And she couldn't even make it to the final two in the tournament - and she got pinned by Cindy Warren of all people, again. How embarrassing! Plus, she was running in Honor under a mask for two months fooling the entire company. Seriously who does that?
Having heard enough, Mrs. Right holds up her hand and briefly turns away.
Mrs. Right: OK. I see what you're doing, Mercy, but it's not going to work. We will be victorious tonight, Crystal will get what she deserves. And come Turmoil...
Mrs. Right closes in the space between her and Mercy and then taps her finger against the center plate of the Honor Championship three times. She lowers her voice.
Mrs. Right: I'm coming to get what I deserve.
A brief staredown between the champion and challenger lasts but a moment before Mercedes backs away. As she does, she bumps into Alana and turns around to see the wide grin on her face.
Alana: We'll see you out there, champ.
With that, Mercedes storms off as the scene fades elsewhere.
Brittany: THis next match is for the Hardcore Tag Team Titles!!! first wrestling out of Toronto, Canada, Latoya Hixx!!!
Time to Rock and Roll plays when she comes out wearing her new black attire and starts pointing at the fans and walks down the ramp and slapping high fives to the Audience while she gets in the ring and points to her fans once again and stands there when her music fades she waits for her partner arrive.
Brittany: And her partner, wrestling out of Foshan, China… Blasted Monk!!!
As Blasted Monks theme starts to play we see Monk walking down the ramp. A mix reaction is heard from the crowd as he makes his way to ringside. Monk gets in the ring and jumps on the top turnbuckle. Monk is running on top of the top ropes, as he runs a lap around the ring from the top ropes. The fans cheer as he gets down and gets back in the ring.
Brittany: And there opponents!!!
Mashup of the Music of No More Sorrow with the lyrics of Trenches (Remix) by Pop Evil ft DMC. stars to play.
Brittany: On the way to the ring, they are the Hardcore Tag Team Champions!!! Tapido Delavega & Jeremiah Hardin… Los Soldados De Honor!!!
The crowd cheers as they walk down the ring with Diamond and Jasmine by there side each holding there man’s Hardcore titles over their shoulders. Jeremiah and Tapido run and slides in the ring. They each get on a turnbuckle as they soak in the cheers from the crowd.
Oscar: This one can get very messy, The four look around as ring crew start to surround the ropes with barbwire. Other ring crew set up two poles with a Kendo stick attached. They place them on two of the opposite turnbuckles.
Lauren: How will they get the Kendo Sticks off the poles with the barbwire all over the place?
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Oscar: Jeremiah and Tapido both rush at Blasted Monk with punches and Kicks, Monk blocks it all with his Kung Fu as Latoya goes for a Diving Clothesline on Tapido. Monk goes for a Spinning Heel Kick but Jeremiah blocks it and counters with multiple Knife Edge Chops!!!
Lauren: Latoya grabs Tapido but he nails her with Uppercut. Tapido now nails Latoya with Tapido Rush (series of punches and kicks).
Oscar: Jeremiah grabs Monk and hits a DDT! Tapido goes for a Dropkick but misses. As Tapido gets to his feet Latoya brings him back down with a Lou Thesz press followed by multiple punches!!!
Lauren: Jeremiah turns to Latoya and jumps forward hitting Latoya with a Shoulder Tackle knocking her off of Tapido!
Oscar: Jeremiah and Latoya tie up as Monk and Tapido get to there feet. They look around and both look at the two Kendo sticks on the poles…
Lauren: But the ropes are surrounded by barbed wire, they cant be that crazy?
Oscar: Latoya drops Jeremiah with a One-Armed Neckbreaker slam. Monk and Tapido run to the opposite pole, they jump on the top turnbuckle and each grabs a Kendo stick. They both kick off the pole jumping off. Tapido and Monk swing at each other in mid-air as they both land in the center of the ring. They both make fast martial art strikes with the sticks while blocking everything as well!!!
Crowd: Holy Shit!!! Holy Shit!!! Holy Shit!!!
Lauren: Blasted Monk, the Kung Fu master is all smiles!
Oscar: I’m sure so is Tapido behind the mask… Monk takes a step back as Tapido shifts a bit to the left. Monk jumps to the left and hits Jeremiah with a Jump Kick to the back. Tapido runs in to hit Latoya with the Kendo Stick but gets blocked by Monk!!!
Lauren: They start trading shots but everything gets blocked again! Latoya goes to grab Jeremiah but he pushes her… He back hits the barbed wire!!!
Oscar: Jeremiah hits a Clothesline to the back of Monk. Latoya is cut open on her left arm right by her elbow, she gets off the barbed wire and runs at Jeremiah hitting him with a Backhand Chop to the back of the head. Jeremiah turns around to face Latoya… She lifts him up and drops him with a Spinebuster!!!
Lauren: Tapido hits Latoya in the back with a shot from the Kendo stick! She goes down as we see a bit more blood come of out Latoya, Monk rushes Tapido as the two go back to trading shots, blocking everything!
Oscar: Latoya and Jeremiah both get to there feet but stand next to the wrong partner. Monk and Tapido each look to swing there Kendo Sticks as Latoya and Jeremiah try to cover to block... Monk shakes his head no and throws his Kendo stick out the ring.
Lauren: Tapido looks on and now does the same!!!
Oscar: Tapido Dropkicks Latoya and Monk Dropkicks Jeremiah, they both land on the barbed wire cutting Jeremiah in the back and Latoya's left arm opens up even more…
WGN TV PR Harold Cooper forces the Camera crew to zoom out and add a blur to the screen as Latoya starts bleeding too much to air on tv. Monk looks at Latoya then at Tapido.
Lauren: Tapido rushes to Monk but gets nailed with Elders Shadow Kicks!!! (Multiple Kung Fu kick combo to the chest and face)
Oscar: Jeremiah goes to Monk and tries to grab him, Monk ducks and counters with his Blasted Slam!!! (Olympic Slam) Monk runs over at Latoys and rips his right sleeve off his Hanfu robe. Monk wraps it around Latoya left arm to stop the bleeding.
Lauren: Jeremiah gets up and dropkicks Monk as he finishes wrapping Latoya’s arm. Monk hits the barbed wire ropes cutting him open on his right arm!
Oscar: Latoya yells as she runs and Spears Jeremiah! She gets him of Jeremiah and kicks him in the chest. Tapido finally tries to get up. Latoya kicks Tapido in the head!!
Lauren: Latoya has snapped!!
Oscar: Monk gets up as Latoya moves Tapido over to Jeremiah. Latoya takes turns kicking both of them. Latoya locks in a headlock on Jeremiah and head scissors on Tapido. Monk comes over and grabs Tapido left foot and locks in an Ankle Lock!!!
Lauren: Jeremiah snaps his head hitting Latoya in the face with the back of his head to force her to break the Head Lock. Jeremiah tries to get to Monk but Tapido starts tapping out!!!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Brittany: Your winner by submission… And the new Hardcore Tag Team Champions!!!! Latoya Hixx and Blasted Monk!!!
Monk and Latoya let go as Blasted Monk’s theme song starts to play. The ring crew removes the barbed wire as Monk helps Jeremiah and Tapido up to their feet. Monk bows to show respect as the ref gets between them to hand Monk and Latiya the Hardcore Titles. The ring crew manages to clean up half the ring. Jeremiah and Tapido leave the ring as the fans cheer for all four wrestlers.
Backstage, the cameras move in to see Mickey Carroll sitting down on a couch with his feet planted on a cooler with a couple of empty Guinness pints surrounding him, and a bowl of peanuts sitting on the table next to him. Just then, Eric Weaver enters the shot, admiring Mickey’s dedication to keeping Guinness in business before turning to face Mickey.
Eric: I was gonna say something about your mess here but I got a better question. You wouldn’t happen to have another beer, would you?
Mickey: Ye kidding me mate? That’s like asking a bird if they enjoy shite’n on humans.
Eric: Anything other than Guinness by chance?
Mickey: Your sister told me you were a fan of this stuff right here.
Mickey goes to his cooler and pulls out a Hacker Pschorr Weisse.
Eric: Oh fuck yeah, I love this beer.
Mickey: Not me bag, bruv, but ‘ave at it, yeah?
Eric: Man, this may not be the best but nothing is better than this very beer when you want a beer to go with food. I was hooked on these for a while.
Mickey: One does not get hooked on Guinness, one enjoys the pureness of it.
Eric: Is that right?
Mickey: Try one.
Eric: Nah, I’m cool with this Hacker Pschorr.
Mickey: Want me nuts?
Mickey: Nuts, do ye want me nuts?
Mickey: Do ye want some peanuts, or ‘ave ye gone deaf on me now?
Eric: Nah, I’m cool. You can keep your nuts. I prefer beef jerky.
Mickey raises an eyebrow
Mickey: That did not sound right
Eric: I prefer a nice, hard stick of beef jerky over your nuts sorry… Oh shit, I see what you mean. Damn it, Mickey!
Mickey starts laughing when he clearly did not want to.
Eric: Let’s watch Mercedes and Mrs. Right vs Stephanie Sullivan and Crystal Hilton.
Mickey: Well that’s not much of a match. Mercedes and Mrs. Right are going to run right over those two gits, but at least Mercedes looks almost as good in tights as she does in nothing…
Mickey looks over at the camera and raises his ginger eyebrows enticingly with an ear-to-ear grin.
Eric: Well, I’ll take your word for it. But have you seen Crystal in…
Mickey: Sorry, I ain’t into girl on horse porn.
Eric: Again I’ll take your word for it, but others would want to see her...
Mickey: And the Holy Bible would call those people “Beastial Heathens” AKA some are into horse porn. To each their own, yeah?
Eric: What about Stephanie Sullivan?
Mickey: And Mrs. Right?
Eric: Mrs. Right is perfect and I will not speak ill of someone who can bench press the two of us with one hand.
Mickey: Smart man.
Eric: A toast to good wrestling?
Mickey: Good not great as they left you and me off the card.
Eric: Again, touche.
Mickey: So Jerry, I suggest ye book us next Pride or the bill for me beer will be triple!
A man with a keg enters the room.
Mickey: Right on time.
Mickey signs for the keg.
Mickey: Remember, the bill goes to Jerry Wilcox.
Camara cuts back to ringside as Mickey attaches the tapper to the keg.
SO SO SO SCANDALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brittany: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Detroit, MI, standing at 5’6” and weighing in at 120lb, she is… Stephanie Sullivan!!!
“Scandalous by Misteeq” starts to play across the Pa system and Stephanie slowly emerges from behind the curtain. She is clad in a long black robe and written on the back of the robe in glow in the dark white lettering is the word Scandalous. The front has 3S interlocked with one another. The crowd begins to shower her with a welcome of loud cheers.. She blows a kiss to the crowd which draws an even bigger reaction, and she smiles at them as she struts her way down to the ring. She grabs her robe and breaks out into the open jacket orgasm. She shakes her ass as she tosses her robe to the side. She bounces around a bit as she awaits in anticipation for the match to begin.
Brittany: And her partner, from Detroit, Michigan, standing at 5’5” and weighing in at 115lb, she is “The Silver Screen Queen”... Crystal Hilton!!!
Kat Deluna’s “Run The Show” begins to play all over the speakers. The moment it does Crystal Hilton is lifted up through the stage and she springs to her feet. She smiles as she skips down to the ring slapping the hands of the roaring fans. She quickly slides inside the ring raising a finger in the air before she jumps to the top of the ropes and does a backflip off of it.
Brittany: And their opponents, introducing first, from Corpus Christi, TX standing at 5’9” and weighing in at 155lb, she is… Mrs. Right!!!
The lights get lowered and there seems to be a purple hue as the music plays. After a few moments Mrs. Right comes out from backstage stopping for a moment waving to the left and to the right. Then she slowly walks to the ring and then up the steel steps. After she enters the ring, the walks to the center of the ring and turns taking a moment to pause as she faces each side of the ring. Before cutting a stare at the ring announcer as she walks to a corner. And backs herself in while waiting for the action to starts.
Suddenly, the arena lights turn off and the crowd is hyped up for what was in store. As the opening of “Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me” by U2 blares across the PA system, the mood of the crowd changes instantly and the arena is under the subtle glowing of the lights. As the lyrics finally kick in, a figure emerges; the highlight of their attire is being under the illusion. Mercedes Vargas stops short of the entrance ramp, hands on waist, and overlooking the crowd.
Brittany: Making her way to the ring, from Buenos Aires, Argentina, weighing in at 125 pounds… she is the Honor Champion!!!! MERCEEEEEDEEEES VAAAARGAAAAS!!!
Cheers, boos and catcalls soon greet her. Oblivious and yet satisfied with their reaction for several seconds, she flips her long hair, then makes her way to the ring. As she goes up the steps and walks to the end of the ring apron, she climbs to the turnbuckle, then turns her head back as the camera shows her determined expression-perhaps a message that her opponent will be in for a tough fight. She vaults into the ring and walks over to the opposite corner where she relaxes along the corner ropes while waiting for the match to start.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Oscar: The crowd is alive as Mrs Right and Crystal Hilton start things off. They tie up in the middle of the ring, but Crystal knows she is at a disadvantage as she slips behind Mrs. Right. She jumps on Mrs. Right’s back.
Lauren: She is screaming as she digs her claws into the side of Mrs Right’s neck!
Oscar: She tries to bring Mrs. Right down, but Mrs. Right holds her ground. She reaches back and grabs hold of Crystal’s hair as she whips her over her shoulder in a Powerslam that rocks the ring.
Lauren: The crowd cheers loudly for Mrs. Right, while some groan for Crystal.
Oscar: Mrs Right slams an elbow across Crystal’s chest to add to the pain. She reaches down and yanks Crystal up to her feet. She flings Crystal into the ropes, looking for a Back Body Drop, but Crystal punts her chin!
Lauren: The smack of her foot echoes throughout the entire arena!
Oscar: Mercedes is watching with a smile on her face. Crystal bounces off of the ropes and hits a Flying Forearm to Mrs. Right’s face. She bounces off of the ropes once more, but Mercedes hits a high kick to the back of Crystal’s head. As Crystal turns around to confront Mercedes, Mrs. Right brings Crystal over with a German Suplex.
Lauren: Mrs. Right is not done yet as she wiggles back up to her feet!
Oscar: Mrs. Right brings her up for another German Suplex, but Stephanie Sullivan comes inside of the ring and punts Mrs. Right in the ribs. Crystal then hits an elbow to Mrs. Right’s face and then turns around to hit an Enziguiri to Mrs. Right.
Lauren: Mrs. Right falls down to the mat, holding onto her jaw in pain.
Oscar: As Mercedes steps inside of the ring, the referee tries to restore order. Stephanie steps to the outside and Mercedes points at her, stepping out as well. Crystal jumps up for a Springboard Moonsault, nailing it as she hooks the leg.
Lauren: Mrs. Right powers out of that by bench pressing Crystal off of her.
Oscar: Crystal can’t believe it as she tangles her fingers up in her hair. Stephanie reaches her arm out for the tag, and Crystal obliges. Stephanie steps inside and hits a Fist Drop to Mrs. Right. Stephanie picks her up and wraps her arms around Mrs. Right’s waist. She goes for a German Suplex, but Mrs. Right grounds onto her weight and grabs onto Stephanie’s wrists.
Lauren: Mrs. Right growls as Stephanie uses every ounce of power that she has to keep this locked on!
Oscar: She pulls them off of her as she twists around. She then brings Stephanie in close before rolling back with a Straight Jacket Suplex that causes the crowd to roar in approval. She hooks the leg.
Lauren: Mrs. Right doesn’t even bat an eyelash as she continues on.
Oscar: Mrs. Right picks Stephanie off of the mat and flips her up into an Alabama Slam, spinning around before tossing her down to the mat. She goes for the pin, but Mercedes reaches inside to tag herself in with a smile on her face.
Lauren: The crowd is angry at Mercedes’ presence here tonight.
Oscar: Mercedes steps in and waves Mrs. Right out of the way. Crystal runs toward her, but Mercedes ducks underneath the Clothesline. She hits a punch to the face of Stephanie. She then reaches back and punches Crystal. Stephanie comes toward her, and Mercedes hits a kick to Stephanie’s face.
Lauren: Mercedes doesn’t have time to breathe as Crystal comes off of the ropes.
Oscar: As Crystal rebounds, Mercedes kicks her in the face as well. Mercedes bounces off of the ropes and hits a Double Clothesline to Crystal and Stephanie, sending them both to the outside of the ring.
Lauren:: Mercedes turns around and raises her arms in the air before lightly kicking the dirt from the bottom of her boots at her opponents.
Oscar: Crystal slides back inside of the ring and grabs onto Mercedes’ hair and yanks her down to the ground. She stomps at Mercedes, but the referee admonishes her for it. She holds her hand up as she grabs the tag rope. Stephanie climbs inside of the ring and tags Crystal back in.
Lauren: Crystal smiles almost as big as Mercedes as the two begin circling around the ring, and you can cut the tension with a knife.
Oscar: The two tie up in the center of the ring. Crystal backs Mercedes up against the ropes and pushes with all of her weight. Mercedes tries to struggle out of it, but Crystal is too driven. She continues to push against the ropes, and Mercedes reaches up and rakes at Crystal’s eyes.
Lauren: Mercedes hits a Bridging Floatover pin!
Oscar: Crystal kicks out as Mercedes gets up to her feet. She hits several stomps to Crystal Hilton as she circles Crystal, shouting at her in the process, taunting her. Mercedes reaches down and grabs onto the back of Crystal’s head and hits a Hair Pull Curb Stomp. She then puts one foot on top of Crystal’s chest.
Lauren: Crystal rolls over to the side and tags Stephanie in as Stephanie jumps over the top rope. She holds her arms out to her side as she taunts Mercedes.
Oscar: Mercedes responds with a toothy grin, looking out into the cheering audience She nods her head as she mouths the word “Okay” repeatedly. Stephanie goes for a Jumping Forearm Smash, but Mercedes ducks underneath it. She lifts Stephanie up for…
Lauren: Black Rose Overdrive (Inverted Death Valley Driver/Burning Hammer)!!!
Oscar: Mercedes looks over at Crystal and they start to stare down when Mrs. Right comes from behind and pulls Crystal off of the apron, and Mercedes drops down for the count! We could be kissing that Ladder Match between Mercedes and Crystal goodbye right here!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Brittany: Here are your winners… Mrs Right and Mercedes Vargas!!!
Mrs. Right shouts down at Crystal, telling her to stay out of the title match. She rolls back inside of the ring as the referee raises their arms together. Mrs. Right pulls away and stares at Mercedes, but Mercedes doesn’t back down. She points down to her title belt on the timekeeper's table. They nod their heads as the referee gains some distance between them. Mercedes grabs her title belt and then exits the ring.
The cameras cut backstage as we see Winter and Tatsu in the locker room watching themselves on live tv. Tatsu smiles and points to the television, bouncing up and down as she claps. She tilts her head to the side and then flips her hair over her shoulder, trying to seem mean and tough, but only adds to the cuteness factor.
Tatsu: Winter, we’re on TV! I never watched myself live on TV before. I really do look twelve years old…
Tatsu pouts as she lowers her gaze, her bottom lip sticking out a bit as it quivers. She lifts her leg slightly, letting the tips of her toes twist slightly against the tile flooring as her puppy dog eyes slowly rise to look up at Winter for validation.
Winter: Oh, shut up. You don’t really look twelve… More like eleventeen!!
Tatsu: You don’t really mean this! I look like little girl!
Tatsu stomps her foot, as if throwing a temper tantrum. She reaches her hand out as Winter accepts it, almost as if they are having a conversation inside of their heads that only they can hear. However, they are interrupted when there is a knock on the door to their locker room. The door slowly opens up as Kevin Whitfield peeks inside before entering confidently.
Kevin: Hello Winter and Tatsu. I was wondering if I could have a few words with you before your big match tonight.
Tatsu: No! I look like twelve year old. I don’t even look old enough to wrestle. Do you really want Pride Tag Team Champions that look like teenager and pre-teen? I think not.
Winter: I guess it’s better than Pride Tag Team Champions that look like they came straight out of 3-X Productions, and… Oh, wait…
Winter and Tatsu giggle, though Tatsu doesn’t fully understand why they are laughing.
Tatsu: We hear the bad news. Bad Boys can’t wrestle tonight because they are still injured. Too bad. I tell you what, since there has to be new Pride Tag Team Champions, we will stop the embarrassment of Pride. We will not allow Kate and B*tchface Steele to become champions again. It’s bad enough they hold them once.
Winter giggles, and Tatsu can’t help but wonder why. She places a hand on her own hip.
Tatsu: What is so funny, Winter-san? You say his nickname is B*tchface, and this is what I call him. Does Tatsu not pronounce it right?
Winter: No, Tatsu-san pronounces it just fine. I don’t think you understand that this is a nickname I gave him, because everything about Teddy Steele screams “B*tch!”, but especially that b*tch *ss face of his. You can’t look at Teddy Steele and tell me that his face doesn’t make you think, “Damn, that face looks like it belongs in the dictionary next to the word ‘B*tch’!”
Tatsu: No, I don’t think… No, now I see it. I do see it. You are right. So, Tatsu call Teddy B*tchface for six days now, and no one tell me that it’s not really his nickname?
Tatsu snickers at first, but it turns into a full-blown laugh as she slaps at her knees. Winter can’t help but fall into the contagious nature of the laugh, joining in as Kevin just stares at them. He looks around for Delia, the adult of the group, but she is nowhere to be found.
Kevin: It is clear that you ladies think that you are going to win the Pride Tag Team Championships, especially now that the Bad Boys are, apparently not able to show up tonight to defend the belts. What makes you two so confident that you will make it past Kate and B*tchface, I mean Teddy! Strike that from the records.
Tatsu and Winter: B*tchface! B*tchface! B*tchface! B*tchface!
Crowd: B*tchface! B*tchface! B*tchface! B*tchface!
Kevin rubs at his eyes in an attempt to brush off the embarrassment, but Tatsu and Winter continue to circle around him, raising their arms up and down as they keep the chant going. Kevin sighs loudly as he just shakes his head.
Kevin: Why do you two think that you stand a chance at beating the former champions to gain the titles?
Tatsu: Because it is Kate Steele and B*tchface Warren-Steele. It is only now that they try to get chance at titles because they see that Bad Boys are at their weakest. And who would take Rookie of the Year tied stars serious?
Winter: Shit motherf…
Tatsu puts her finger on Winter’s lips.
Tatsu: Tatsu is talking, don’t be rude…. Eh!
Winter: Did you just…
Kevin can’t help but giggle
Tatsu: As I was saying, what have we done? Just recently, I challenge Mercedes Vargas for Honor Championship. Even more recently, Winter challenge Mercedes for Honor Championship. Management sees champions in us. They throw us in this match, and Kate is so busy trying to get Teddy to take her back after slutting it up on Twitter for months, they don’t even notice us. They think it’s easy win, and it is. Just not for them. It will be easy for us.
Winter: You wanted a statement, and Tatsu said it perfectly. We’ve said it already, in a hundred different ways. Those belts might as well come out to the ring with our new nameplates on there already, to save them time. Those belts are going home with us, and it doesn’t matter what Kate has to say, and it damn sure doesn’t matter what B*tchface has to say. I hope that you take the remaining time before our match to try to prepare some sort of offense, because Kawaii Dragons are already on the attack!
With that, Winter picks up a glass vase and smashes it against the wall. She then tosses a chair across the room. Tatsu jumps up and down and claps as she picks up a paper cup of water and turns it upside down.
Tatsu: Tatsu spill water on tile floor. This make Tatsu Bad Girl?
Tatsu then drops the cup to the floor and smashes it with her heel as Kevin slowly steps backward, toward the door before making his exit before things get too crazy.
Tatsu:We scare Kevin away. We Bad Girls now!! Yay!!
Winter: We’re Kawaii Dragons and are match is next Tatsu-san, time to leave the locker room.
The crowd begins booing as soon as a picture of a dragon appears on the Honor Tron. “Gimme Chocolate” by Babymetal begins playing, Winter Elemental and Tatsu Ikeda come out from behind the curtains. They laugh together as they hold onto each other’s hands, skipping down the aisle, pointing and laughing at fans as they pass.
Brittany: The following match is for the Pride Tag Team Championship and is scheduled for one fall! Making their way to the ring first, Winter Elemental, and Tatsu Ikeda, the Kawaii Dragons!!!
The crowd continues to boo them more as Winter and Tatsu make it to the bottom of the ramp. Tatsu and Winter slide in the ring. They prance around, rubbing their cuteness in the faces of the fans. They settle into their corner, laughing and joking together as they wait for their opponents.
Brittany: And there opponents!!
The spotlight hit’s the curtain as it does the loud sounds of “Mama Said Knock You Out” by LL Cool J begins to blast across the speakers. The moment it does “The Lyrical One” Teddy emerges from the curtains clad in a United Kingdom Flag robe matching trunks and matching boots. He smiles proudly as his wife Kate Steele-Warren is right beside him. She has a megaphone in her hands as she claps proudly for her husband.
Brittany: On his way to the ring from Long Island, New York Reppin Tampa Florida, and Berkshire England. Teddy and Kate Steele!!!
Teddy smiles as he begins to shadow box nodding his head to the beat.
Kate: TEDDY, TEDDY, TEDDY!
The fans begin to chant with her as he bounces his head to the music. He runs up the stairs and steps into the ring as he bounces about. He takes his robe off and stands in the center of the ring.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Oscar: As the bell rings, Winter and Tatsu charge across the ring, catching Teddy and Kate off guard. Tatsu Clotheslines Kate over the top rope as Winter slams into Teddy, sandwiching him against the turnbuckle.
Lauren: Tatsu turns and they begin mudhole stomping Teddy as they scream angrily. The referee admonishes the Kawaii Dragons, but they continue to lay waste to Teddy. Once he is down on the ground, Kawaii Dragons raise their arms up, starting a chant from the crowd, despite their better judgment.
Crowd: B*tchface! B*tchface! B*tchface!
Oscar: Kate rolls back inside of the ring and tosses Tatsu out over the top rope as Teddy rolls to the outside of the ring. This leaves Kate and Winter all alone in the ring as the fans cheer loudly. Winter and Kate get their hands up and get to the center of the ring. Kate goes for a Martial Arts Kick but gets blocked, WInter goes for a Spinning Heel Kick but Kate blocks that. Kate grabs Winter arm for a Wrist Lock… Winter gets on her back and turns around to do a front flip to reverse the Wrist Lock!!!
The crowd boo the two wrestlers
Lauren: Kate hits WInter with a Stiff Kick to her knee. Winter lets go of the Wrist Lock!
Oscar: Winter Leg Sweeps Kate knocking her to the ground. Winter goes for a Pele Kick as Kate gets up but mistimes it. Kate grabs Winter from behind for a German Suplex but Winter turns her body to land on her feet!
The crowd boos but a few cheers are heard as they enjoy the back and forth
Lauren: Winter rushes to Kate who kicks her in the gut and picks Winter up for a Brainbuster, Kate keeps her up in the air!
Oscar: Winter kicks her legs causing Kate to lose control! Winter keeps kicking and manages to get to her feet. Winter reverses it now with a Stalling Suplex of her own!!!
Lauren: Kate starts to kick her legs to get Winter to lose control now. Winter tries to drop Kate but it’s too late as Kate manages to move her body to drop on top of Winter for the cover s the to go down.
Oscar: Winter kicks out at two, Kate gets up, Winter grabs Kate's leg for an Ankle Lock but Kate kicks Winter in the face to break the hold. Both ladies get to there feet. The two nail each other with a Superkick!!!
Lauren: Tatsu jumps in the ring and places Winter on top of Kate!!!
Oscar: Kate kicks out! The two crawl out there corner and make tags at the same time. Teddy and Tatsu get in the ring. Teddy moves in close to Tatsu in his boxing stance!
Lauren: Teddy swings but misses as Tatsu runs away yelling!
Oscar: Teddy gives chase, Tatsu runs in a circle… Kate gets in the ring and Clotheslines Tatsu to the ground! Teddy picks Tatsu up and hits a Scoop Slam!
Lauren: Teddy picks Tatsu back up and puts her over his shoulder… He runs and drops Tatsu, landing on top of her with a running Power Slam!
Oscar: Tatsu kicks out! Teddy gets up and picks Tatsu up by her hair to get Tatsu on her feet… Tatsu out of nowhere sprays Teddy in the face with her Dragon's Breath! (yellow blood mist)
Lauren: Tatsu hits Teddy with a High Head Kick!! (Often multiple rapid kicks)
Oscar: Tatsu gets behind Teddy and lifts him up… She drops The Dragon Suplex and holds it as the ref makes his count.
Brittany: Your winners…. The new Pride Tag Team Champions… WInter Elemental and Tatsu Ikeda.... The Kawaii Dragons!!!
The lights go out as Brittany ends her announcement. About 30 seconds later the lights we see Kate, Teddy, Tatsu, and Winter laid out on with Earl and Dahlia standing over them holding the Pride Tag Team Titles.
The crowd boos the Three Way as they toss the titles over the Kawaii Dragons and leaves the ring. Camera fade as the show ends with the Three Way walking up the ramp with evil grins on there face.