11th April, 2018 Avalanche (Results) Apr 11, 2018 18:53:04 GMT -6 via mobile
Post by Tad Ezra on Apr 11, 2018 18:53:04 GMT -6
The lights in the arena go down as the Avalanche theme song begins playing across the venue. The crowd roars loudly in the sold out Eastlink Centre in Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island. They wave signs such as “Dick Punch City” and “Meh.” They roar as the lights go down and a spotlight shines on Liam Gagnon in the center of the ring.
Liam: Llllllllllllllllllllllllllladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. Welcome to Northern Lights Wrestling Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavalaaaaaaaaaaanche!!! Join me in welcoming our announce team, Arnaud and Nora Nadeau!
The spotlight shines on the announcers table as Nora and Arnaud put their headsets on and adjust them.
Arnaud: Welcome to Avalanche, live from the Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island, and the Eastlink Center is popped off!
Nora: We have a lot of action tonight, and we have a few special announcements concerning Honor Wrestling’s Turmoil Pay-Per-View.
Arnaud: Match announcements and fallout from Showdown and Pride, in the most exciting times in Hornor and Northern Lights, the road to a Pay-Per-View.
Nora: We start the show off with singles action as Kinley Carlisle gets a rematch against Celeste North, who is defending her unbeaten streak.
Arnaud: Next up, we have tag team action as the Fox Brothers take on Rory Rockefeller and Drew Masters where the Fox Brothers look for redemption after losing to Ahuevo and Jerry Cann in their last match.
Nora: We have Mixed Tag Team action up next as Melissa Ruin and “Shorty” Devin Tyler look to send a message to the Avalanche Champion, Shelby Holt, and her partner for this week, Mz. Holly Wood. If Melissa can pull off a win, this would definitely help Angel out when she challenges Shelby at Turmoil.
Arnaud: And we wrap the show up as Ahuevo has to take on not only Ethan McBride, but also the man he will be facing at Turmoil for the Avalanche Championship, “The Bounty Hunter” Stewart Mason. After the last show, where Ahuevo made a statement against Stewart when he and Jerry Cann picked up the win.
Nora: All of this, and oh so much more ahead of us tonight. So without further adieu, let’s get this show started!
Float On by Modest Mouse starts to play. The crowd looks at the rampway unsure what is going on. Spokeswomen Donna Beauchamp comes out from behind the curtain. She is seen holding a microphone with an upset look in her face. The crowd gives her a mix reaction as she makes her way to ringside.
Donna walks up the ring steps and gets inside the ring. She waste no time talking to the fans.
Donna: You know, I do my best to stay behind the scenes as this show is not about me. It’s not about Tad. This is about the men and women you out it all on the line for you all in the ring!
The crowd pops as they break into a NLW chant.
Donna: So the last thing I need to get gett my ass chewed out to the point that I have to come out here and a address a few things. That said, Melissa Ruin get your ass out here!!!
Blame Canada starts to play as the boo’s get louder as Melissa Ruin comes out from the curtain. She looks at the crowd and starts yelling at them as they pour nothing but hate towards Melissa. She gets in the ring and looks at Donna as her music fades out.
Donna: Melissa, you have caused up a stir in Honor wrestling with your sisters Debbi and Stacy. What they do is not my issue but what do is Melissa. I don’t like when the bosses from Honor Wrestling come to me and chew me out because some rookie wants to cause trouble.
Melissa: I may be a rookie but I’m a star, you and the rest of the you stupid Canadians just don’t realize it.
The crowd boo Melissa.
Melissa: You see Donna, they all boo me because they are all stupid or Canadian as it means the same thing. Speaking of stupid people, when you got chewed out by Honor did you tell them how I been attacked by a cosplayer and bratz doll?
Donna: I have spoken to Brooke Saxon about that.
Melissa: Good, she is lucky I have yet to meet her or I would give her a piece of my mind. How dare she allow my sisters to get screwed from the Pride Tag Team Title match. If I ever meet that bitch I will give her a piece of my mind and now the Kawaii dragons want a 3 on 2 match. stupid, very stupid people you all are!
Donna: Your stunt at attacking Honor Wrestlers caused Northern Lights Wrestling a very Hefty fine. You are lucky to not be suspended from the company.
Melissa: Oh please without me or Angel Kash this place would be nothing but stupid people watching stupid nobodies that think are wrestlers.
Another Way To Die by Alicia Keys starts to play. The crowd pops in shock as Honor Commissioner Broke Saxon comes out from behind the curtain. As the crowd by the ramp way look on and cheer the camera cut back to the ring as commotion is seen by ringside s the fans there cheer and jump an excitement.
As the cameras zoom in to see what is going on a split screen appears as the scene on the left shows Brooke Saxon and the screen on the right shows to people jumping the barricade. As the camera gets a better look we see it’s twin sisters Debbi and Stacy Ruin as the two slide in the ring and stand next to there younger sister Melissa Ruin.
Brooke walks up the ring steps and gets in the ring.
Brooke: Hello Donna, Melissa Ruin, you are walking on a very fine line. One you do not want to cross. It’s bad enough I have four in Honor I have to deal with. I don’t need some rookie from Northern Lights adding to my headache up in Honor Wrestling.
Melissa: Look Stupid, the level of me caring about your problems is at zero.
Brooke: I see, Stacy, Debbi, The Kawaii Dragons challenged the three of you to a tag team match in which they are willing to put up the titles. But giving Melissa’s little attitude towards me. That request is being denied, I will not put the Kawaii Dragons in a 3 on 2 match for the Pride Tag Titles. You two had your chance and Melissa blew it for the two of you.
Debbi: No, more like you refuse to see the Ruin’s as the champions!
Stacy: Strange, you say you have four in Honor to deal with.
Debbi: Yeah, like you must not mean the Ruin’s.
Stacy: No not the Ruin’s at all. We are on your said Brooke, even Melissa is on your side.
Debbi takes the microphone from her sister.
Debbi: Look, you have beef with Delia Darling, Mercedes Vargas and the Kawaii Dragons. Well so do we so we even MELISSA is on your side here.
Stacy: Right Melissa!?
Melissa: Hey I have no side I work for Northern Lights. Right Spokeswoman Donna?
Debbi: Look what we are trying to say Brooke is think about. You were not able to control the Bad Boys and they then took over Pride with all the championship titles there. Then they lost them and now they are no longer a headache. Let the Ruin’s take care of your new headache.
Brooke: Okay wait, maybe you ladies do make some sense...
Broken Dreams by Shaman’s Harvest starts to play as the crowd pops loudly. Pride tag Team Champion Winter walks out to the rampway. Winter’s fellow Canadians welcome her with open arms.
Winter: I know your not thinking of putting those three against Tatsu and I eh
Brooke: That depends, the Kawaii Dragons will have a chance to find a partner but it will have to be someone from Northern Lights Wrestling. If you can not find someone then yes it will be a 3 on 2 match as the tag team match set for this Pride is now for the Pride Tag Team titles. The winners will then go on to Turmoil to face the Three Way for the Pride Tag Team Titles.
Winter: So the Kawaii Dragons will take on the Three Way at Turmoil and beat them as well, Got It!!!
Stewart and Gail are walking backstage at the Eastlink Centre as they are making their way towards their locker room they address the cameraman as he speaks.
Cameraman: How do you feel about the outcome last week.
Stewart: Yeah the kid got a a win over the champ, but let’s be honest the kid still doesn’t have a chance at the pay per view.
Cameraman: So what tonight, the Handicap match you and Ethan McBride vs Ahuevo.
Stewart: Ethan should feel great, guy gets to stand in the shadow of the champ, and actually gets to know what it's like to win a match, as for Ahuevo I’ll make sure I won’t destroy him so bad he doesn’t make it to the pay per view, because I have a legacy to continue to build and wiping the mat with this masked idiot here tonight and at the pay per view. Now if you will excuse, the pleasure has been all yours.
Gail and Stewart smirk at the camera then walk off.
Liam: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Iiiiiiiiiiiintroducing first, from New York City, New York, standing at 5’7” and weighing in at 135lb, she is… Kinley Carlisle!!!
"Problem" by Natalia Kills plays through the arena as she steps out from the back taunting anyone and everyone she can as she makes her way down the aisle towards the ring…
The lights in the arena drop down and "Sex Metal Barbie" by In This Moment begins playing. The ring crew brings out a wooden plank, meant to resemble the Mean Girls Runway of yester-year, fastening it tightly to the ring, as it looks like it will fall apart at any minute. Before they can even disperse, the curtains open, and Celeste is wheeled out onto the ramp in front of a podium. A spotlight appears on her as a man dressed in a potato sack walks out behind her, helping her down onto the stage. She is dressed in a pair of red hot pants and a Mean Girls tank top tied just above the navel, and an opened hooded jacket. She has red streaks in her hair as she slightly pulls back her hood to show off her face and the obnoxiously sparkling tiara on her head, taking a drag from the cigar in her right hand.
Liam: Making her way to the ring, hailing from Beverly Hills, California, standing at 5 feet 6 inches, and weighing in at 132 pounds... "Queen C"... Celeste North!!!
She struts along the "runway" slowly, showing off everything she's got, a cigar in her hands. She takes a puff of it and winks as she exhales slowly. She then flips her hair from side to side seductively as men wearing dress suits and potato sacks over their heads line the runway, taking photos of her. Celeste takes a puff from the cigar before dropping it to the arena floor. The first hooded man holds the ropes open for her as she enters the ring. She struts around to the music for a moment, shedding her black hooded jacket. She puckers up her lips as she blows the crowd a kiss.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Nora: Celeste comes across the ring on fire as she hits wild swings on Kinley. Kinley holds up her arms to block, but Celeste fires off at one hundred percent.
Arnaud: Kinley boots Celeste in the gut, and trips her up on the ground. She goes for a Standing Moonsault, but Celeste puts her knees up and Kinley lands with her ribs across them.
Nora: Celeste picks Kinley up off of the mat and sends her flying into the corner, quickly following up with a Body Avalanche. She sends Kinley toward the opposite ropes, but Kinley reverses it.
Arnaud: As Celeste grabs hold of the turnbuckle, she flips up, causing Kinley to smash into the corner, and she brings her back with a Catapult Backbreaker. Celeste hooks the leg.
Nora: Kinley can’t believe it. As she rises up from the mat, Celeste hits her with a right hook, followed by a left jab to the temple, then an uppercut, before finishing her off with a Running Bulldog (Homicidal)! She hooks the leg once more!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here is your winner via pinfall… Celeste North!!!
Arnaud: Celeste’s arm is raised in victory as she lets it hang for mere seconds. She yanks her arm away as she walks over to Liam. She can be heard shouting from inside of the ring.
Celeste: Give me the mic! Give it here!
Nora: Celeste gets the microphone and looks around as she takes it to the center of the ring.
Celeste: I’m going to make this short and sweet. I’m not going to say that Kinley is a loser, because the cute, nerdy announcer already did that for me. What I am going to say is that I came here for a f***ing fight, and I’m not going to leave here until I get one!
Celeste paces back and forth in the middle of the ring, waiting for someone to answer the challenge. The fans boo when “Red Lipstick” begins playing over the speakers as Chanelle comes out from behind the curtains. As the music picks up, Chanelle begins to “back it up” before she comes down the ring.
Liam: Making her way to the ring, from Bronx, NY standing at 5’7” and weighing in at 127lb, she is “Azz n’ Class”... Chanelle Marrrrrrtinezzzzzzzz!!!
She climbs onto the apron and does the splits as she twerks down to the ground. She climb underneath the bottom rope, continuing to shake it. She stands up and runs across the ring, running up a turnbuckle where she once again shakes it for a moment before stepping down, only to catch Celeste with a Rear View!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Arnaud: Chanelle mounts Celeste and begins throwing punch after punch, throwing a slap in there periodically. Celeste tries to block, but Chanelle grabs hold of her hair and begins smashing her head against the mat by the hair.
Nora: She shouts down at her with massive insults as she gets up from the mat. She flings her across the ring with a Hair Biel before winding up her hips. Celeste crawls up into the corner as Chanelle darts forward with the Ridin’ Yo Face (Bronco Buster), but Celeste moves out of the way at the last second.
Arnaud: Celeste holds onto the ropes, pulling herself up as Chanelle groans in pain. She begins pounding hard against Chanelle’s back with clubbing blows. She picks her up and lands hard with a Neckbreaker. She hooks the leg.
Nora: Chanelle won’t be that easy to put down as she battles her way out from under Celeste, wrapping her arm around Chanelle’s neck in a Rear Chin Lock. Celeste lifts up to her knees as Chanelle wrenches her arms.
Arnaud: Celeste sends Chanelle over to the ropes, and as she leans back for a Back Body Drop, Chanelle hits a Punt Kick to the chin of Celeste. She bounces off of the ropes again and comes forward with a Tornado DDT! She hooks the leg!
Nora: Chanelle is not happy as she slaps her hands three times at Referee Dylan Roberts. She starts to pick Celeste up. But Celeste charges forward, sending Chanelle straight into the corner. She repeatedly hits shoulderbutt after shoulderbutt.
Arnaud: Once she feels she is finished, she whips Chanelle forward, but Chanelle reverses it with a Drop Toe Hold across the middle rope! She places a foot on the back of Celeste’s neck and begins slowly twerking before leaping over the top rope with a Guillotine Leg Drop!
Nora: Chanelle gets back to her feet, stumbling, as she steps back inside. She flips over into a Jackknife Pin.
Arnaud: Chanelle screams out loudly and angrily as she waves a finger at the referee. She gets in his face as she goes off on him.
Chanelle: Baby boy, I done told you how to do yo job once. Ain’t ‘bout to have to do it again.
Nora: She continues shouting as Dylan doesn’t back down. Celeste pulls herself up to her feet with the ropes as she hangs there, breathing heavily, and her hair partially covering her face. She sputters as she bounces off of the ropes, landing a Crucifix Pin to her challenger.
Arnaud: I can’t believe it, you can’t believe it, and the fans can’t believe it! Celeste can’t even believe it. She double checks with Dylan who holds up two fingers. She picks Chanelle up, but Chanelle holds onto Celeste’s tights and rolls her up.
Nora: Celeste holds onto Chanelle’s arm with an Armbar, extending it as far as she can. The referee checks on Chanelle, who fights it as long as she can before tapping out! She’s tapping out!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here is your winner via submission… Celeste North!!!
Celeste picks up the microphone from the corner as she blows her hair out of her face. She breathes heavily as she raises the microphone back to her lips, her breaths echoing into it before she speaks.
Celeste: I’m not finished yet. I came here to prove that nobody can break me, and bitches, I’m still standing! Who else wants to see me with these hands?
The fans begin to boo loudly as "Superfical" by Heidi Montag hits over the public address system.
It aint that easy, it aint that easy
it aint that easy, but it aint so hard
It aint that easy, it aint that easy
it aint that easy, but it aint so hard
As the lights dim and flash gold all over the arena, a lone spotlight forms at the entrance ramp as out from the back first steps Leroy with a stern look on his face. After a few moments, Todd walks out from behind him, looking nervous. As he claps within a few seconds in arrogant and exaggerated fashion, Angel Kash herself walks out as the fans boo loudly. Melissa Ruin comes out after her.
Hopin' out the maserati
All I see is paparazzi
Snapping pictures for the
Front cover of a magazine
So I pose in everything I wear
Love to make the people stare
Always center of attention
Lookin' so bootylicious
Angel blows an arrogant kiss to the fans before doing a series of arrogant poses at the top of the ramp. She then says something to Todd and Leroy as they first go ahead, before the arrogant rich blonde bombshells do an arrogant supermodel like strut down to the ring, taunting the fans as they walk by them, before rudely sticking out their hand, and flipping their hair arrogantly. They brush past the fans, not letting them even come close to touching either. Angel makes her way up the ring steps with Leroy, holding her hand from the outside. Todd is standing in front of her on the ring apron. Melissa comes inside of the ring as Angel then points down as Todd holds the ropes for her; she enters and poses in the center of the ring as the fans boo loudly. After that, she lays on the top turnbuckle nonchalantly taunting the fans as Todd hands her a mirror and she admires her beauty. Celeste looks over at them as Chanelle starts to rise up to her feet. They talk trash to Celeste who prepares for a fight. She watches as all three move in on her, and she shakes her head, smiling as she rolls to the outside. The entirety of Nobility struts around the ring to celebrate as Celeste moves toward the back, keeping her eyes on them as she goes.
Backstage, Drew Masters is seen doing a photo op with a few of the stagehands. He shakes hands with them as they part ways. He is smiling as he starts to walk down the hallway. As soon as he turns the corner, he bumps into Rory Rockefeller.
Drew: Oh, my bad man. I didn’t see you there.
Rory: It’s all good, bruh. But I’m not sure how you didn’t see a 6’4” 265lb dude walking.
Drew: Yeah man, my mistake. But you know? The same could be said about you not seeing the charming, charismatic guy that will be the next Avalanche Champion.
The two smile and nod their heads as they listen to one another speak. Drew looks up at Rory, and Rory rubs his own chin as he starts shaking his head.
Rory: I think you might have taken a bump to the head when you faced Dorian a couple weeks ago, because the next Avalanche Champion, if it’s not Ahuevo, is gonna be Rory Rockefeller. Doctor Gracie’s office is just down the hall if you got any concerns.
Drew: I’m seeing clearly now, bruv. Unfortunately, Doctor Gracie probably isn’t equipped to handle psych evaluations, but with my cousin, I know a few good psychiatric doctors. Let me see if I can’t dig them up.
Rory: It’s all good. Don’t worry about it. I’ll let you try to take care of it personally in two weeks at the Avalanche go home show when I take you on, one on one. Just to see who the better man is.
Drew: No need for that. If you’re looking for an answer, look no further, because he’s standing right in front of you. Now, if you’re looking for a fight, I’ll be seeing you in the ring in two weeks, my friend.
Drew reaches out for a handshake, and Rory accepts it. They shake longer than normal, but Rory jerks Drew’s arm, pulling him in closer as they stare one another down. Rory then pats his shoulder in a friendly sort of embrace. He walks off, leaving Drew to just shake his head.
Liam: The following Tag Team contest is scheduled for one fall! Iiiiiiiiiiintroducing first, from Chicago, IL standing at 6’4” and weighing in at 265lb, he is “Rocky” Rory Rockefeller!!!
"Drink Drank Drunk" by HELLYEAH starts playing as Rory comes through the curtains carrying a cocktail shaker, mixing it up. He walks along the aisle, looking for outreached cups that he pours little bits of his signature drink into their cups. After making his way around the ring, Rory sets the shaker down on the ring steps as he runs up the steps. Rory gets half way in the ring before rocking out to his theme music. He steps inside all the way and holds his fists in the air and walks around waiting for his opponent.
A fog begins to pour out from the back as "Dead City Radio" plays. White and red lights flash to the beat of the music. Drew comes out from behind the curtains with his arms in the air.
Liam: Please welcome to the ring at this time, straight from... Tobias Carroll's Nard Sack? By way of Detroit Michigan, standing at 5'12" and weighing in at 210lb, he is Drrrrewwwwwww Maaaaasterrrrrssss!!!
He throws them down to his side and runs down the aisle and jumps on the apron. He spins around, jiving his hips to the music before ripping his leather jacket off and tossing it over his shoulder. He vaults over the top rope and comes to the center of the ring as he bangs his head to to music, jiving more.
“What Does The Fox Say?” by Ylvis starts to play. The crowd looks up the ramp as they try to see who is coming out. Two men comes out…
Liam: On the way to the ring, the team of Jason and Mason Fox, the Fox Brothers!!!
Jason and Mason comes out the curtain and wave to the crowd. The fans look on unsure what to think of the two wrestlers. Jason and Mason get in the ring as they walk around the ring, dancing along to the music before settling into their corner.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Arnaud: The crowd cheers as the Fox Brothers imitate the yipping sound of the fox as Drew Masters chuckles. Rory rolls his shoulders as he and Drew agree that he will start the match. Mason starts it off as well.
Nora: The two men move to the center of the ring and Rory extends a hand for a friendly handshake. Mason grabs onto it and then begins to quickly bite at it. Rory pulls his hand back and shakes it angrily as he points at Mason.
Arnaud: Mason shrieks as he runs over to the ropes and tries to tag Jason in. Jason shakes his head and points at Mason. Rory stomps his way over to both men, and Mason sneaks a tag on Jason, who is not very pleased.
Nora: Jason glares at his brother as he steps inside of the ring. He smiles at Rory and extends his hand for a friendly shake, but Rory rocks him in the face with a right hook!
Arnaud: Jason pleads with his brother to tag back in, but Mason shakes his head and leans away. Jason pouts, and then points up at the ceiling. As Mason looks up, Jason tags him back in with a slap across the face, causing the audience to laugh.
Nora: Mason glares as he ducks inside of the ring. Jason exits, and Mason lunges at him for a tag, but Jason drops to the arena floor, pointing back at Rory. Mason shakes his head and walks backward until he bumps into Rory.
Arnaud: Rory waves at Mason as he shrieks and nails a punch to the stomach of Rory. He waves his hand as he makes a pained face. He goes for another to the side, but Rory blocks it with his forearm. Mason bounces off of the ropes for a Clothesline, but it doesn’t budge Rory.
Nora: Rory grabs Mason and nails an epic Hip Toss as Mason holds onto his back, not making a sound. Rory goes to pick him up, but Mason trips him up, forcing a tag to Drew.
Arnaud: Drew steps inside of the ring, and Mason immediately begins stomping around, hitting rapid punches from each and every side, so quick that Drew can’t even block most of the blows. Mason yips as he sweeps the legs out from under Drew. Mason jumps up and down.
Nora: Jason tags himself in as Mason gasps and turns around angrily. Jason flies forward with stiff kicks to Drew. He dances around, hitting kicks until he grows tired. He rests his leg, but Drew nails a Discus Clothesline to Jason.
Arnaud: Drew jumps onto the top rope and flies off with the Best of Luck (Superman Punch)! Rory charges across the ring, looking to shoulderbutt Mason off of the apron, but Mason ducks and drags Rory down to the outside.
Nora: Drew goes to pick Jason up, but Jason trips Drew up over the ropes as he presses his knee into the back of Drew’s neck. He yips loudly as he bounces up and down as the referee counts.
Arnaud: The referee tries to break it up, but Jason turns around and punches Ryan Richards in the face. He gasps as Ryan calls for the bell.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here are your winners by disqualification… Drew Masters and Rory Rockefeller!!!
Mason climbs inside of the ring as he holds his hands on his head, mumbling to Jason as Jason shrugs his shoulders, looking embarrassed. Drew and Rory raise eyebrows at the brothers as their arms are raised in victory. The Fox Brothers exit the ring, not completely broken, but not happy.
Backstage in the GM’s office, Tad Ezra and Jerry Wilcox are sitting together as Chanelle Martinez walks inside. She is surprised to see John Blade sitting down in a chair across the room. She runs over and gives him a hug and a kiss as she looks over to the GM’s.
Chanelle: What’s going on here? I was told y’all wanted to see me? If this is about what ha’happened wit Celeste…
Tad: No, this has nothing to do with that. Jerry and I put our heads together, because we wanted to do something big for the Turmoil Pay-Per-View.
Jerry: Not that we want to make a habit of doing this, but the fans have been begging, tweeting, retweeting, sending videos and messages, because they want to see something very special.
John: This sounds like something real special, because you know Big Match John likes to get those cheers.
Chanelle smiles as she leans in for another kiss. She sits down on his lap as Tad taps some papers against his desk.
Tad: We want to give the fans what they’ve been asking for, so at Honor Wrestling presents Turmoil, the team of John Blade and Chanelle Martinez…
Chanelle squeals as she kicks her legs about. John smiles as Chanelle stands up, jumping up and down, jumping into John’s arms.
Jerry: Will be taking on the team of Latoya Hixx and Jerry Cann. A mash up match of epic proportions.
Chanelle: Oh, baby, we got this. I can’t wait to slap that mess off Latoya’s face.
John: Whoa careful there Ms. Martinez. Latoya is a friend of mine, but trust me when I say that I got your back. Jerry Cann will learn to respect my hustle.
Chanelle: Team Respect will be up in that bitch, and we will demand it. You did a good job making this match, and you won’t be sorry you did it.
Tad: We have complete faith that both of you will give it your all, and we look forward to seeing what you both bring.
Jerry: Let’s just get this paperwork out of the way, and we will be seeing you both at Turmoil.
With that, Chanelle and John walk off to celebrate together as Jerry and Tad smile at the potential of such a match.
Liam: The following Mixed Tag Team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, already in the ring, from Bell, FL standing at 5’5” and weighing in at 112lb, she is your Avalanche Champion… Shelby Holt!!!
“Wild Side” is playing inside of the ring as Shelby Holt holds her title up in the air. She hands the belt over to Jade Pham as she settles into her corner.
Liam: And her partner, from West Hollywood, CA standing at 5’8” and weighing in at 165lb, she is… Mz Holly Wood!!!
"Hollywood" by Collective blasts over the sound system as a pink shadow box appears through the curtains. The silhouette of a lovely lady dancing is seen from the inside, seducing the crowd with her feminine wiles. It comes to rest at the edge of the stage, and after a moment, the lady inside kicks her way through the thin paper to reveal... Holly Wood! Mz. Wood if you nasty. She flips her blonde hair over her shoulder as she raises her arms in the air, loosening her hips before sashaying down the ramp. She climbs onto the apron, swaying her hips back and forth as she lowers herself down into a split position. She crawls under the ropes and does a sexy pose on the mat before leaping up, dancing around the ring to the music as she waits for her opponents.
Liam: Aaaaand their opponents, introducing first from Oakland, CA, standing at 3’11” and weighing in at 165lb, he is… “Shorty” Devin Tyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyylerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
Lights go down as "Shorty Bounce" by Lil Wayne starts up. As the lyrics start "Shorty" Devin Tyler comes out onto the stage, shuffling across the stage with swag. He stops center stage and throws his arms out to the side and spins around twice as he bounces down to the ring. "Shorty" takes the bottom rope to help pull him up onto the apron. He steps under the bottom rope and bounces around the ring with his arms out at his side, welcoming whatever reaction he gets.
Blame Canada starts to play as the arena showers Melissa with boos.
Time's have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse
Liam: On the way to the ring from Scottsdale, AZ.... Melissa Ruin!!!
"No, blame Canada, blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes
And flappin' heads so full of lies
Blame Canada, blame Canada
We need to form a full assault
It's Canada's fault"
The crowd boos louder as Melissa finally comes from behind the curtains. Melissa looks at the crowd with a disdain look on her face. She walks down unhappy in the middle of the ramp way so that neither side of the crowd can touch her as she walks down.
"Blame Canada, blame Canada
There not even a real country anyway"
The crowd erupts as they shower her with boos so loud that her entrance music can no longer be heard. Melissa stumps her feet as she walks up the ring steps. Once at the ring apron she looks at the crowd and gives them all the middle finger causing the crowd to boo even louder at her. She smiles at her puppets then gets in the ring as she waits for the bell to ring.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Nora: The crowd cheers as Ms Holly Wood and Shelby show off for the fans. Melissa charges over and collides with Shelby as the two fall through the ropes and to the outside. Holly looks confused for a moment before Shorty comes up and hits the Dick Punch!
Arnaud: Holly flinches slightly as Shorty holds onto his hand in pain. Holly knocks on the cup between her legs before dropping down to one knee and hitting a Dick Punch of her own! The crowd cheers and laughs as Shorty falls to his knees, looking up as Holly in pain.
Nora: Holly rubs Shorty’s head in a motherly sort of manner before ramming a knee into Shorty’s face, sending him to the mat. She stands over Shorty and does a seductive dance before covering her mouth and laughing.
Arnaud: She drops down to the mat and uses her legs to pin Shorty to the mat.
Nora: Shorty shows his power as he kicks out from underneath Holly. He lifts her up into his arms and Holly looks like she is impressed as she kicks her foot out and giggles. However, Shorty flips her over into a Northern Lights Suplex, and hooks the leg.
Arnaud: Shorty gets to his feet and goes to pull Holly up, but Holly lifts him up with a Back Body Drop. She waits for him to get up to his knees, and she hits him with a Chick Kick that sends him back first onto the mat.
Nora: She goes to pick Shorty up, but he crawls through Holly’s legs and tags Melissa in.
Arnaud: Melissa steps inside of the ring as Shelby darts over to her. Shelby tackles Melissa to the mat and begins punching wildly at her. Melissa deflects some of them and brings Shelby down to the mat with an Arm Drag.
Nora: Melissa mounts Shelby and begins hammering away wildly at Shelby. Shelby rolls Melissa over and gets on top as she hammers away. Melissa reverses it once more as they roll to the ropes. Melissa tries to escape, but Shelby holds onto her foot, stopping her.
Arnaud: Melissa shouts out as Shelby drags her to the center of the ring. She goes to put on an Ankle Lock, but Melissa rolls over onto her back and kicks Shelby in the face. She kicks her once more before diving across the ring to tag in Shorty
Nora: Shorty and Holly are back at it as Shorty rushes over toward Holly. Holly evades the gut punch attempt. She bounces off of the ropes and hits a Handspring Kick to Shorty. She leans over Shorty and picks up his legs before sitting directly on his face for a unique pin.
Arnaud: Shorty was not liking the little surprise from Mz. Holly Wood. She giggles as she picks him up with relative ease. She hits a Belly to Belly Suplex, but Shorty uses the momentum and plants his foot to bring Holly over with an Arm Drag, locking on an Arm Bar.
Nora: Holly shouts out in pain as she tries to scoot across the ring. Melissa cheers Shorty on as the crowd starts to chant.
Crowd: Dick Punch City! Dick Punch City! Dick Punch City!
Nora: Holly about makes it to the ropes when Shorty uses his leg strength to bring her back to the center of the ring. Shorty wrenches harder, but Holly moves her leg around and pulls herself over to Shelby, who tags in.
Arnaud: Shelby gets inside and drags Melissa over the top rope by the hair. She drags Melissa to the center of the ring. She steps back and goes for a Bicycle Kick, but Melissa ducks it, causing Shelby to take out Holly Wood!
Nora: Shelby holds onto her mouth in shock as Melissa rolls her up, latching onto the tights.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here are your winners via pinfall… Melissa Ruin and “Shorty” Devin Tyler!!!
Melissa quickly ducks outside of the ring, her arms raised in victory. Shorty goes to join her, but she shouts at him for trying to raise her arm. She storms off to celebrate with her friends as Shelby checks on Holly, a look of anger on her face.
Backstage, the cameras come to find Queen of Apathy sitting on a bench with her legs crossed and her phone in her hands. She lightly taps away at it as she slowly looks up to find Sai Basu standing in front of her.
Sai: I'm sorry, did I scare you?
Apathy: No because nothing scares me. The element of shock is lost on me.
Sai: Good to know. The fans have not seen much of you lately and they seem to be raining down support for you.
Apathy: If I felt anything, I would probably be crying right now. I have been around backstage, watching and waiting for one of these Nobility peons to make a move on me. But, of course they won't. They are too afraid of what will happen to them if they try to attack me.
Sai: Why would they be afraid of you when you express no emotion? You walk around with this non-threatening “I don’t give a damn” attitude.
Apathy shrugs up her left shoulder as she stares almost blankly at Sai.
Apathy: I won’t say that I am the most talented member of the Northern Lights roster, but I am definitely not the least talented member either. Even these three idiots know that. I am one of the smartest, and I think the most clearly because I do not let emotions cloud my judgment. I look at this like a game of chess.
Sai: It is definitely a game of strategy.
Apathy: I was never very good at chess, and some might argue that I’m not very good at wrestling, but my record speaks for itself when I say that I have made plenty of smart moves. Do I consider Celeste North or Kandy Kaine my friends? No. But teaming up with a woman who is undefeated and has been here since day one is smart, and I plan to learn everything I can from her to one day be the one to end her streak. Kandy is just circumstantial, to even out the odds…
As if on cue, Kandy Kaine can be heard giggling from off camera. She walks up onto the scene and gives Apathy a hug, as Apathy gives her a look that is cold as ice. Kandy waves to the camera as she bounces up and down.
Kandy: Hi hi hi hi hi! Oh it’s so awesome to be here with my bestie, Appy!
Apathy: We are not besties, and never call me Appy again.
Kandy: Somebody needs some Kandy in their life. I sure hope that you come to Pride next week to support me as I take on the Ruin Sisters by teaming up with the Kawaii Dragons for the Pride Tag Team Titles…
Sai looks at Kandy with a shocked look on his face as Apathy shrugs and rolls her eyes. Kandy giggles and hugs Apathy again before skipping off.
Kandy: Sorry to interrupt…
Sai: Talk about getting upstaged.
Apathy: I’d rather not.
Apathy pulls her phone out again and begins typing away as Sai eventually gets the hint that he is no longer wanted.
Liam: The following Handicap contest is scheduled for one fall. Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiintroducing first, from South of the Border, standing at 5’8” and weighing in at 177lb, he is Senor Ahuevoooooo!!!
“Sueltate y Toma” by Reggae Black begins playing over the speakers when a red light shines from behind the curtains. As they open, the figure of Ahuevo is seen standing there. He bounces around to the beat of the music. He charges down the ramp, and as he makes it to the ring, he leaps through with a somersault, kneeling on one knee in the ring. He looks out to the crowd, pointing across them all in a circle. He then runs up the turnbuckle and does a flip off of it, landing on his hands as he walks across the ring to his corner on them before coming down to a crouching position as he waits for his opponents.
Liam: Aaaaaand his opponents, introducing first, from Chicago, IL standing at 6’3” and weighing in at 255lb, he is… Eeeeethan McBriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide!!!
"I Don't Care" by Apocalyptica begins to blare through the arena as Ethan McBride emerges from the back with a slow, methodical pace glaring with smug, dirty looks at the fans as he makes his way to the ring.
Liam: And his partner, from Winnipeg, Manitoba, standing at 6’0” and weighing in at 235lb, he is your Avalanche Champion… “The Bounty Hunter” Stewart Maaaaaaaaaaaason!!!
Stewart steps on the stage, wearing black pants and combat boots, and Black Vest, with Black Handwraps, he takes in the reaction of the crowd, and is joined by Gail, together they walk to the ring, Gail climbs the ring steps and steps through the ropes and walks to the center of the ring, Stewart climbs the ropes from outside and points to himself then climbs down from the ropes, and joins Gail in the center of the ring, removing his vest for him. She prepares to take the belt from Stewart when Stewart cold cocks Ahuevo upside the head with it. He hands it over to Gail, who quickly exits the ring.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Arnaud: As soon as the bell rings, Stewart climbs on top of Ahuevo and begins punching him in the face. He grips onto the mask as he uses it for leverage. The crowd boos as Stewart slams his head against the mat.
Nora: He grabs onto the back of the mask, ready to pull it off when Ahuevo holds onto it for dear life. He would rather defend the honor of his mask than to defend his own ass. He uses the leverage and flips Stewart over with a Monkey Flip.
Arnaud: As Ahuevo gets up to his feet, Ethan McBride comes over and wraps an arm around Ahuevo’s neck. He slams him down to the mat and hooks the leg.
Nora: Ahuevo kips up to his feet as he hits a Fake Out Enziguiri, hitting it on the second try. Stewart gets up to his feet and hits a Swinging Neckbreaker on him. As Ethan gets up, Ahuevo hits a picture perfect Shining Wizard. He hooks the leg.
Arnaud: Stewart pulls Ahuevo off of Ethan and stops on the back of his knee. He drops down, wrenching the kneecap of Ahuevo to take the speed out of the speedster. He shakes it wildly, banging it against the mat.
Nora: Stewart lets go of the leg, but continues to stomp on it. Referee Ryan Richards steps up, warning him, but Stewart feels the need to remind him of exactly who he is. He gives Ahuevo one last stomp as he points down to him while shouting at Ethan.
Stewart: Do your damn job to earn your future title shot!
Arnaud: Ethan glares at Stewart as he picks Ahuevo up and hits a rapid succession of Knife Edge Chops, which he likes to call the Firing Squad! He backs Ahuevo into the corner and continues as Ahuevo falls down to one knee.
Nora: Stewart chops his right hand against his left as he orders Ethan to continue. Ethan flips him off before darting over to Ahuevo for the Lethal Injection (Superman Punch), but Ahuevo ducks and hits a Spinning Heel Kick to the back of Ethan’s head.
Arnaud: As Stewart charges at him, Stewart leaps up and nails a Frankensteiner. He spins up to his feet and hits a Standing Senton on Stewart. He watches Ethan come back at him, and he trips him up on top of Stewart.
Nora: Ahuevo jumps onto the ropes, and lands a Lionsault with perfect form, rolling off and then flipping backward with a Standing Moonsault for good measure. He hooks both of their legs and the crowd counts along with the referee.
Arnaud: Stewart rolls out from under as Ethan rolls the opposite way. They nod at one another as they begin hammering down on the smaller Ahuevo. They eventually get him down to the ground with a ground and pound on the challenger.
Nora: Stomps and Axe Handle Smashes galore as they get him down against the mat. Stewart and Ethan each take an arm and a leg as they hit a Parachute Slam to Ahuevo, causing him to ricochet off of the mat and fall over onto his stomach, clutching his back in pain.
Arnaud: This is just ridiculously unfair to the challenger. He never asked for this. Stewart laces his legs together with Ahuevo’s and then grabs his arms as he flips him over into a Surfboard Stretch.
Nora: Ethan lands strategic punches to Ahuevo as the crowd boos him. Gail claps and laughs from the outside of the ring as she points it out to the fans. Referee Ryan Richards asks Ahuevo if he gives up, but he shakes his head.
Arnaud: The resilience is commendable, but is this the smartest way to be prior to a title match?
Nora: Most likely not, but the fighting spirit is amazing. Stewart gets tired of the move and he flips Ahuevo off of him, slapping the back of his head as he grabs the back of his mask. He rips it right off of Ahuevo in a sign of disrespect to the Luchadore!
Arnaud: We get it, the point of this match was to insult the challenger after her showed up the champion two weeks go, but is all of this really necessary? Stewart tosses the mask back down on top of Ahuevo, and he quickly replaces it over his face.
Nora: As he gets up to his feet, Stewart kicks him in the gut and plants him with the Paid In Full (Implant DDT)! He kicks the dirt off of his feet and onto Ahuevo before placing his foot on Ahuevo’s chest.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here are your winners via pinfall… Stewart Mason and Ethan McBride!!!
Stewart rolls out of the ring and grabs a steel chair from ringside. He rolls back inside of the ring and begins wailing on Ahuevo with the chair. Each strike beckons a loud yelp from Ahuevo, but Stewart does not stop. Ethan studies the action in the ring before bowing out. He goes to the back as Jerry Cann runs past him. He has a steel chair in hand, and Stewart takes this opportunity to barely escape the ring before Jerry can connect with the chair. He grabs his belt and his vest as he brings Gail along. Once he is at the ramp, Stewart holds the belt up high in the air, celebrating as we go off the air.