Post by Tad Ezra on Jun 20, 2018 23:24:40 GMT -6
Northern Lights Wrestling Avalanche - 20th une, 2018 - Doug Mitchell Thunderbird Sports Centre - Vancouver, British Columbia - Capacity: 8,000
The crowd goes wild in the near capacity Doug Mitchell Thunderbird Sports Centre in Vancouver, British Columbia. They wave signs in support of their favorite stars. However, the lights dim down and a spotlight come onto Liam Gagnon, who is in the center of the ring. He looks from side to side before raising the microphone to his lips.
Liam: Llllllllllllladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. Welcome to the greatest show of the Great North as Northern Lights Wrestling presents… Avalanche!
Crowd: *Pop!*
Liam: At this time, I would like to welcome the General Manager of Northern Lights Wrestling… Tad Ezzzzzzzzra!!!
“Play Hard” by Krewella begins playing as the audience claps heartily for the arrival of the General Manager. The lights come up as Tad walks onto the stage in a grey suit. He looks from side to side before raising his arms up in the air. This gets him a reaction before he runs down the ramp, switching sides as he slaps hands with the fans. He makes his way all around the ring before swinging around to the ring steps. He jogs up them and wastes no time in getting inside of the ring. He walks around, throwing his arms up in the air and a smile on his face. After working the crowd for a moment, Tad walks up to Liam, shaking his hands with him before accepting the microphone from him. He takes center stage as Liam steps back to the ropes. Tad looks from side to side, smiling at the reaction and letting it die down before he continues.
Tad: Thank you all for the warm welcome. I haven’t been to BC in quite some time, so it’s great to be back. I hand picked this location for this show because I have some major announcements, and I needed the best crowd possible for the best reaction. Can you all help me with that?
Crowd: YEAHHHHHHH!
Tad: We’ve got a great line up tonight. And if you noticed, we have five matches, and three of which are tag team matches. That was no mistake. I’ve always been a fan of tag team wrestling. So I am extremely excited to announce that we will be debuting Northern Lights Wrestling Tag Team Championships…
Crowd: *POP!*
Tad: I knew you would love it! We will be crowning the titles at Supernova. So tonight, I’m looking at each of these matches to figure out how I want to crown it. There are so many great teams in the making, and a few established teams. The Bad Boys, Fox Brothers, Eric Weaver and Cindy Warren, or even Valentina and Ivory Sullivan…
Just then, Donna Beauchamp comes down the rampway, waving her hand at Tad, drawing his attention. As he leans outside of the ring, she whispers something to him. Tad shakes his head and sighs as she steps away. Tad takes center stage again.
Tad: Due to travel issues, Ivory Sullivan was unable to make it to the show. But I will not let that deter my tag team agenda. I will figure out a partner for Valentina to take on Stephanie Sullivan and…
Just then, “Sex Metal Barbie” by In This Moment plays over the speakers as the fans cheer. Celeste North steps out onto the stage with a microphone in her hand. She laughs and smiles as the fans cheer louder and louder for her.
Crowd: Welcome back! Welcome back! Welcome back!
Celeste: Thank you! It feels great to be back. Queen C is back, and I have a royal decree for my people. You need a partner for Valentina? I have an ass that needs to be kicked. A bony ass that is attached to Melissa Ruin!
Crowd: *POP!*
Celeste: I think I owe her an in-ring ass kicking, because that’s how we do things here in Northern Lights Wrestling. We settle it in the ring. Not backstage before big matches that you know you will never win if I’m involved. Not to sound like a certain Argentine Assassin, but I have never been pinned. I’ve never submitted. I’ve never been eliminated from a match any way other than being attacked from behind, and Melissa has made it a habit of doing just that. I want my time with her, Tad. You owe it to me…
Tad: First of all, welcome back, Celeste. Secondly, I don’t owe you anything. But… I do owe it to this incredible audience to give them a spectacular match, and it sounds like they want to see Melissa Ruin fill in the open spot. Or am I hearing you wrong?
Crowd: We wanna see it! *Clap clap clap* We wanna see it! *Clap clap clap*
Celeste smiles deviously as she looks around, nodding her head. Tad listens in as the crowd makes their feelings well known. He looks over to Celeste, narrowing his eyes at her with a smile of his own.
Tad: You get your wish. And I will be watching you very closely… Now, without further adieu, enjoy the show…
Celeste celebrates this news as “Play Hard” plays over the speakers once more, and they leave the ringside area.
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Liam: This first match is………..
A fog begins to pour out from the back as "Dead City Radio" plays. White and red lights flash to the beat of the music. Drew comes out from behind the curtains with his arms in the air.
Liam: Please welcome to the ring at this time, straight from... Tobias Carroll's Nard Sack? By way of Detroit Michigan, standing at 5'12" and weighing in at 210lb, he is Drrrrewwwwwww Maaaaasterrrrrssss!!!
He throws them down to his side and runs down the aisle and jumps on the apron. He spins around, jiving his hips to the music before ripping his leather jacket off and tossing it over his shoulder. He vaults over the top rope and comes to the center of the ring as he bangs his head to to music, jiving more.
Liam: And his opponent!
Lights go down low as "The Hills" by The Weeknd bounces through the speakers in a seductive tone and Dorian Brown comes out in a brown leather biker jacket and matching pants. He has a bar of chocolate in his hand and he bites a piece off the tip before handing it to a fan along the aisle. He swerves them hips before he rips off the pants to show off his silky tights that have chocolate bar brick prints over it. He loses the jacket to show off his body, moving hands up and down stomach and chest.
Liam: Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the Memphis native weighting in at 224lb and standing at 6'1 he is Dorian Brown!!!
Dorian comes to the ring as he gets on the apron. He puts one leg through the ropes and stops to swerve his hips again but with more power this time. He comes inside that ring and drops to his hands and knees as he moves across the ring seductive until he gets in the corner. He stands up and lick his lips as he watches the audience fall under his spell.
Liam: And his opponent!
The lights in the arena go out as the beat to "The Nobodies" by Marilyn Manson plays over the speakers. As the electric organ picks up, a red light flashes across the screen as random faces begin to show on the screen. Then, a man in a white Bad Boys hooded jacket, and a black mask, steps out onto the stage, pausing as he looks down at the ground.
Liam: On the way to the ring from Las Vegas, Nevada, standing at 6’3” weighing in at 195Ibs… Tim Staggs!!!
As the music picks up, the figure pulls his hood back, yanking his mask off to reveal Tim Staggs. He jumps onto the ring apron, focused as he steps through the ropes. He paces back and forth, and the lights turn up some as he looks up. He then removes his jacket and tears away his black pants to reveal his wrestling outfit. He jogs backward and rests in one of the far corners.
Lights Go Out As Intro Six foot five and lonely
Dressed in spaghetti rags,Standing at the bus stop
With her alligator bags, What can you do? No, no, no,
What can I do I better see a doctor Cause I think I'm getting hooked on you
I ain't much for talkin'
But all I got to say is
Here I am
Liam: Making his debut wrestling out of Wilmington, Delaware… Steven Styles!!
“Close your eyes and I'll be Superman” lyrics plays as Steven Styles and Selena hit the Entrance Ramp as he has his right hand in the air to point to the crowd. He comes down slapping five with fans on his way to the ring. He runs and slides in under the bottom rope as Selena follow Styles. She hops up on ring apron and enters in under the bottom rope.
Liam: And there opponent from South of the Border standing at 5’8” weighing in at 177Ibs, he is Ahuevo!!!
“Sueltate y Toma” by Reggae Black begins playing over the speakers when a red light shines from behind the curtains. As they open, the figure of Ahuevo is seen standing there. He bounces around to the beat of the music. He charges down the ramp, and as he makes it to the ring, he leaps through with a somersault, kneeling on one knee in the ring. He looks out to the crowd, pointing across them all in a circle. He then runs up the turnbuckle and does a flip off of it, landing on his hands as he walks across the ring to his corner on them before coming down to a crouching position as he waits for his opponent.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Nora: Well the bell sounds and all five stare each other down. Steven runs at Drew as Dorian and Ahuevo get to the center and tie up!
Arnaud: Tim looks around then slides out the ring… Wait, Tim is heading this way!
Tim grabs Liam and takes his chair. He then walks over to Nora and Arnaud.
Arnaud: Looks like we are being joined by…
Tim: Looks like? No you idiot, I am joining you. There’s no “looks like” about it. How did you get your job again?
Nora: Hey now, be nice to Arnaud…
Tim: No one told you to speak, so you can stay shut. In fact, you both shut it, as I call this shit of a match.
Dorian slams Ahuevo to the mat as Dorian has Steven in the corner hitting Drew with chops to the chest.
Steven keeps chopping away at Drew as Dorian picks up trash with a mask.
Nora: His name is Ahuevo!
Tim: I told you to keep your mouth shut!
Arnaud: Hey, you can talk to me any way you like Tim. I don’t care if you can kick my ass but you will watch how you talk to my wife. I’ll lose my job if I have to but you will show her respect.
Tim: Say one more thing and it be the last thing you will say tonight.
Arnaud: Like I said, watch how you talk to my wife.
Tim: Yeah, yeah...
Back to this shit of a match. Dorian Irish Whips Luchador to the corner running into Steven whp lands on Drew. Dorian runs and hits a Dropkick hitting the back of Ahuevo who again hits Steven who hits Drew.
Arnaud: Well Tim, do you think that’s a good move?
Tim: My son, who can't even walk yet, can do better Dropkicks in his sleep!
Nora: Is he a wrestler in the making?
Tim: Oscar, didn’t I tell the other play by play person to stay shut?
Arnaud: Oscar? Look, can we just call the match?
Tim: Have I not been doing that? God damn you two are bad at this.
Arnaud: Okay, you have but all the other stuff…
Tim: Dorian grabs Ahuevo from behind and hits a Backdrop! Drew pushes Steven off of him. Drew runs and tackles Dorian trying to get up from nailing the backdrop.
Arnaud: Steven goes and pulls Drew off of Dorian, Ahuevo gets up doing a Kip up, He runs and hits Steven with a Leaping Clothesline!
Tim: You all should be grateful I’m here to call this cluster fuck of a match.
Nora: Wow, you can’t use that kind of talk as play by play.
Tim: This is a PG-13 rated program which means we get one F bomb a show, and I just used it. You’re welcome...
Nora: Damn it, you are correct on that.
Tim: Of course, I know my shit, now shut it woman! And you, call the match!
Arnaud: Dorian and Drew are nw trading chops in the middle of the ring as Ahuevo hits a Frankensteiner on Steven, he goes for the cover!!!
One…
Two…
Tim: Dorian and Drew grab Ahuevo to break the count… They pick him up for a double team Suplex!
Arnaud: Dorian now grabs Drew to Irish Whip Drew to the corner. Drew jumps on the top rope and jumps off turnin his body midair hitting Dorian with the Best of Luck! (Superman Punch from top rope)
Nora: Dorian goes for the cover!
One
Two...
Tim: Steven rolls over and punches Dorian’s head to break the count.
Dorian moves.
Arnaud: Steven starts to get up but Ahuevo goes and hits a Bulldog knocking him back down. Ahuevo picks up Steven and gets him on his feet…
Nora: Rock ‘N’ Roll Baby (Super Kick) by Steven to Ahuevo out of nowhere! Steven goes for the cover!
One…
Two…
Tim: Drew breaks up the count as he pulls Steven off of Ahuevo then gets on top of Ahuevo for the pinfall!!!
One…
Tim: Ahuevo kicks out at one, Drew gets off of Ahuevo but gets grabbed from behind as Dorian hits a cheap shot Backdrop on Drew.
Arnaud: Ahuevo gets back to his feet as does Steven, they ignore each other as Ahuevo grabs Drew and Steven grabs Dorian. They both nail Piledrivers!
Tim: Ahuevo and Steven again look at each other. I guess they are team it up, Dorian and Drew sit up, Ahuevo and Steven hit Low Dropkicks knocking the two men back down.
Arnaud: Ahuevo now grabs Drew but Steven runs and grabs Ahuevo from behind and hits a German Suplex!
Nora: Steven stands tall but Dorian is coming about as he starts to get to his feet. Steven grabs Dorian and tries to send him to the corner but Dorian reverses it sending Steven instead.
Tim: Steven hits the turnbuckle hit as he lands on his ass, Dorian runs towards Steven hitting a Bronco Buster.
Nora: Drew and Ahuevo stand back up. Ahuevo goes and grabs Dorian off of Steven as Drew runs and hits Steven with a Low Dropkick!
*Static*
Arnaud: Drew kicks Steven out the ring. Drew slides out and throws Steven to the barricade. Ahuevo hits a DDT on Dorian… Tim slides in the ring and turns Ahuevo around… Untitled No. 2!!! (Stunner)
Nora: Tim goes for the cover!
One…
Two…
Three!!!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Your winner of this match Tim Staggs!!!
The crowd boo as Tim slides under the ropes to leave the ring and jump the barricade as he leaves through the crowd laughing as everyone around him boo him to his face.
Stewart and Gail round a corner and see Gemma Frost waiting by their locker room door.
Gail: Want do you want.
Gemma: I want to know why you have been avoiding me the last few weeks.
Gail: We do have to answer to you Gemma, now get lost.
Gemma starts to walks away.
Stewart: Hold up.
Gemma stops and turns around.
Stewart: I don't understand, we invite you to join us after several shows and you completely ignore us, do you think that you're too good to hang out with us.
Gemma: Really, it's not that at all.
Gail: Well what is it then.
Gemma: I just didn't feel comfortable coming to your hotel room.
Gail: You completely misunderstood our intentions, we would never put you in a situation that would make you feel uncomfortable.
Stewart: Yeah, we like you and we just want to get to know you outside of a wrestling environment.
Gail: Maybe inviting you to our hotel room wasn't the right approach, maybe we can have dinner after a show sometime.
Gemma: That sounds okay.
Stewart: Alright, now how you interview me about my match tonight.
Gemma: Okay.
Stewart, Gail, and Gemma make their way to the interview area, Gemma grabs her mic.
Gemma: Hello NLW fans please welcome the only relevant champion in NLW Stewart, since your debut you have been completely dominant, you have mowed down the competition, and remained the Champion, tonight you tag with Devin Tyler and the Fox Brothers.
Stewart: Shorty earned his title match against me, and tonight he tags with me against these two scrubs, shorty or myself could beat these two on our own, this match will be quick Gemma, Shorty and I will have an easy night, the Fox brothers have no chance in this match, and after shorty and I are done with them we can build to our future match, but just like everyone else who has tried to take my title, Shorty will lose.
Gemma: Well good luck tonight to the Fox Brothers because frankly, they're gonna need it.
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Liam: The following Mixed Tag Team contest is scheduled for one fall! Men can only fight men, and women can only fight women. Iiiiiiiiiiiiiintroducing first, from New York City, New York, standing at 5’7” and weighing in at 135lb, she is… Kinley Carliiiiiiiiiiiiisle!!!
"Problem" by Natalia Kills plays through the arena as she steps out from the back taunting anyone and everyone she can as she makes her way down the aisle towards the ring..
Liam: Aaaand her partner, from Chicago, IL standing at 6’3” and weighing in at 255lb, he is “Judge, Jury, Executioner”... Eeeeethan McBriiiiiiiiiiide!!!
"I Don't Care" by Apocalyptica begins to blare through the arena as Ethan McBride emerges from the back with a slow, methodical pace glaring with smug, dirty looks at the fans as he makes his way to the ring. He meets up with Kinley inside of the ring.
Take Five starts to play as we here the jazz beat coming we see Eric Weaver coming from the curtains.
Liam: And their opponents… From Chicago, IL standing at 6’1” and weighing in at 175lb, he is… Eric Weaver!!!
"Won't you stop and take
A little time out with me
Just take five"
Eric waves at the fans as he walks down the ramp.
"Though I'm going out of my way
Just so I can pass by each day
Not a single word do we say
It's a pantomime and not a play
Still, I know our eyes often meet
I feel tingles down to my feet
When you smile, that's much too discreet
Sends me on my way"
Eric slides in the ring from underneath the bottom ropes.
"Wouldn't it be better
Not to be so polite
You could offer a light
Start a little conversation now
It's alright, just take five
Just take five"
As the music fades we see Eric holding his right hand in the air as he looks over to the crowd.
Liam: Aaaand his partner, from Charlotte, NC standing at 5’4” and weighing in at 120lb, she is… “The Nurse” Cindy Warren!!!
“Get Well Soon by Reggie & The Full Effect” blasts all over the speakers. As it does the beautiful Cindy Warren emerges from the back accompanied by her husband James. She smiles as she is wearing a stethoscope around her neck. She holds the end to the crowd to check the life of the crowd and they welcome her with loud cheers. She grins as she stretches her arms out and slaps the hands of the people cheering her on. She slides into the ring and slowly rises to her feet. She proudly raises her hands in the air and waits for her opponent to come out.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Arnaud: Kinley and Cindy face off as they come to the center of the ring. The two tie up, but Kinley rolls out of it, twisting Cindy’s arm causing her to yell in pain. Kinley wrenches the arm as she moves her toward Ethan.
Nora: Kinley drags Cindy around the ring then lets go and she throws Cindy through the ropes sending her to the outside. Kinley turns to Eric and starts to taunt him. Cindy slides back inside of the ring, and Spears Kinley from behind. Kinley falls back as Cindy mounts her and begins choking her!
Arnaud: The ref pulls Cindy off of Kinley. Cindy shoves the ref out the way as she goes right back to choking Kinley. Eric slaps the turnbuckle Cindy turns to look as Eric shakes his head no. Cindy lets go of Kinley, Cindy sends Kinley into Cindy’s own corner. Eric steps back, but grabs onto Kinley’s shirt to hold her back, without the referee seeing.
Nora: Cindy pounds Kinley down to the ground before stepping back several paces. She runs forward and knocks Kinley in the face with both knees as Eric claps and cheers on Cindy. Cindy pulls Kinley out a few feet from the ropes as she hooks the leg. the ref drops down.
1!
2!
Arnaud: Ethan pulls Cindy’s leg, breaking up the pin. Eric steps inside of the ring and clotheslines him into the corner. Both men frantically trade punches before the ref gets between them, ordering them both to the outside of the ring. Cindy turns around, right into Bye Felicia (Superkick) Cindy falls back, and Kinley goes for the cover.
Nora: Oh, but Eric pulls her off before the ref can start a count. He helps pull Cindy over to their corner as he steps out. He grabs the tag rope and reaches inside to tag himself in.
Arnaud: Ethan quickly steps inside, catching Eric with a boot to the gut. He pulls Eric between his legs, lifting him up for a Piledriver. Eric wiggles his legs as he comes back down. He lifts Ethan up with ease for a Back Body Drop that shakes the ring.
Nora: Eric goes to grab Ethan, Ethan brings Eric down with a punch to the throat. Ethan gets up and drops Eric with a DDT. He hooks the leg as the ref slides in for the count.
1!
2!Kickout!
Nora: Two count, and Eric tosses Ethan off of him as if it were no big deal. He gets back to his feet as Ethan charges at him for a Spear. Eric side steps, but Ethan catches himself on the turnbuckle before spinning around and dropping Weaver with a Falling Neckbreaker. He goes for another pin.
1!
2!
Arnaud: Cindy comes in this time and drops across the pin with an Elbow Drop, right when Eric is kicking out. Kinley comes inside as the two ladies fight through the ropes and to the outside. Ethan flexes his muscles as he flips Eric around for a Pumphandle Slam. He drops him on the ground and then hooks the leg.
1!
2!
Kickout!
Nora: Eric gets his shoulder up, and Ethan is growing frustrated. He pounds the mat and mutters something to the ref. Meanwhile, Eric wraps his arms around his waist and goes for a German Suplex but Ethan hits an elbow to Eric’s ribs. He nails another elbow, and another!
Arnaud: Eric releases, as Ethan swings around for the Death Sentence (Muscle Buster)! Eric fights his way away from Ethan as he drags the ref in front of him. Ethan grabs the ref and shoves him to the side, Ethan goes to kick Eric but Eric grabs Ethan’s leg for Buck Stops Here!!! (Ankle Lock)
Nora: Kinley climbs inside the ring, but Cindy holds onto her foot!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here are your winners… Eric Weaver and Cindy Warren!!!
We center in backstage on one of the promotional posters for Northern Lights Wrestling presents Supernova. As we pan out slightly, we see Kandy Kaine and Jerry Cann standing by, inspecting it. Kandy turns to Jerry with her usual perky smile on her face.
Kandy: I can’t wait to see this match play out. Can you imagine those two Nobility girls going at it over the title?
Jerry: It should be interesting for sure. Who do you think will come out on top here? I could see Melissa winning.
Kandy: Angel has those girls wrapped so hard around her finger, I think Angel is going to take it, for now.
Kandy does her trademark high pitched laugh that nearly catches Jerry off guard for a second. They turn their attention to the next.
Jerry: I hope they both kill each other and vacate the title.
Kandy: Awwww… that’s so mean! You really shouldn’t say such things about other wrestlers.
Jerry: Normally I wouldn’t, but these two make me stand by my comment.
Kandy: Well, I can’t wait to see how it plays out. Call me crazy, but I could see “Shorty” taking the title. He’s very resourceful for a little guy.
Jerry shrugs his shoulder as he moves on to the next poster.
Jerry puts his fingers on his chin as he thinks about it for a second.
Jerry: I think this might be Mickey’s time. He’s been tapping into the luck of the Irish, so I could see him retaining, but it would be very close.
Kandy: I was almost thinking the same thing, except I think Alex is going to win. But it’s going to be so close! I want to watch this one in the crowd, because I think they will be on fire with excitement.
Jerry: I might join you. That sounds like a good time.
Kandy smiles as she wanders over to the next promotional poster hanging up inside.
Kandy look at it and smiles brightly as she taps on Winter’s picture.
Kandy: I love Alicia and I think she’s going to be an awesome champion, but Winter is my girl! I spent so much time with the Kawaii Dragons, I have to go with the hometown girl on this one, Jer-Bear…
Jerry: She’s such a pain in my ass sometimes. I hope Alicia knocks some sense into her. She’s got 30 minutes to do it.
Kandy: This just makes me wonder… Will we get booked? I would love to find my way into one match, any match, for the fans.
Jerry: Tad will have our back. We’ll get to do something big. Maybe we could throw our hats into the ring for the Tag Team Championships?
Kandy grabs onto Jerry’s hands and jumps up and down excitedly. Jerry tries to calm her down.
Jerry: I was just throwing the possibility out there, not suggesting that we…
Kandy: Oh come with me… We’ve got so so SOOOOOO much to discuss about this match! Ohhhhhh, like a name! Killer Kandy Cann’s!
Kandy continues to babble as she drags Jerry away from the display, going right past the last and final.
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The guitar riff of "Hail to the King" by Avenged Sevenfold begins playing and red and white lights begin flashing across the stage and out into the audience. As the music picks up, Dax comes out onto stage in an open, sleeveless white Bad Boys hooded jacket, showing off his many tattoos. Celeste North is at his side, pointing to him as she shouts at the fans to give him respect. He strokes his beard, an intense look on his face as he comes to the center of the stage. He shouts out at the crowd, holding his arms out at his side as he does a slow 180 degree turn, slowly walking backward.
Liam: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Iiiiiiiiiiiintroducing first, from Anaheim, CA, standing at 6’4” and weighing in at 235lb, he is… Dax Beckeeeeettttttttttttttttttttttt!!
Once the music completely picks up, Dax turns around and charges down the aisle. He darts around the ring, stopping periodically to pose for the fans, whether they like it or not. Once he makes his way around the ring, Dax jumps onto the apron and charges his way up the nearest turnbuckle as Celeste makes it in front of Dax, holding her hands up as if presenting Dax to the audience. Dax ascends and nods his head to the music, his fist in the air. He jumps off and flips, landing on one foot and one knee, his arms held out to the side before rising to his feet, waiting for his opponent
Liam: Aaaaaaand his opponent, from Hollywood, CA, standing at 5’8” and weighing in at 165lb, she is… Mz Holly Wooooooooooood!!
The guitar riff of "Hail to the King" by Avenged Sevenfold begins playing and red and white lights begin flashing across the stage and out into the audience. As the music picks up, Dax comes out onto stage in an open, sleeveless white Bad Boys hooded jacket, showing off his many tattoos. Celeste North is at his side, pointing to him as she shouts at the fans to give him respect. He strokes his beard, an intense look on his face as he comes to the center of the stage. He shouts out at the crowd, holding his arms out at his side as he does a slow 180 degree turn, slowly walking backward.
Once the music completely picks up, Dax turns around and charges down the aisle. He darts around the ring, stopping periodically to pose for the fans, whether they like it or not. Once he makes his way around the ring, Dax jumps onto the apron and charges his way up the nearest turnbuckle as Celeste makes it in front of Dax, holding her hands up as if presenting Dax to the audience. Dax ascends and nods his head to the music, his fist in the air. He jumps off and flips, landing on one foot and one knee, his arms held out to the side before rising to his feet, waiting for his opponent
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Nora: The crowd is happy to see Mz. Holly Wood back inside of the ring. She and Dax come to the center of the ring. Dax extends his hand to Holly, and takes it graciously.
Arnaud: With a kiss… And then he pulls her in for a Belly-To-Belly Suplex. He rolls forward with a Senton, and then flips back with a Moonsault, hooking the leg.
One…
Two…
Kickout!
Nora: Dax looks stunned that Holly escapes that combo. As he leans up, looking around. Holly gets up and onto her feet. She runs forward with a Rear View Smash to Dax’s face.
Arnaud: Dax flies forward and bumps his head on the mat. Holly climbs on his back and mounts him, causing him to roll out from under her quickly.
Dax: What the F**K?!
Nora: Holly shrugs and flips her hair. As Dax flies forward with a Clothesline attempt, Holly ducks underneath it and punches Dax right in the face. She hits another, and then another.
Arnaud: Shake Rattle and Roll time, and she ends it with a Clothesline and a pin!
One…
Tw-Kickout!
Nora: Dax stumbles back to his feet as Holly grabs onto his hair. She then hits a Hair Biel to him, adding insult to injury.
Arnaud: Dax skids and gets back up to his feet as he gets in Holly’s face. These two have been friendly in the past, but this might have just gotten personal.
Nora: After a few exchanges of words, Dax pokes Holly in the eye, and then hits a Fireman’s Carry to Holly. He then locks on a Fujiwara Armbar with authority!
Arnaud: Jade Pham asks Holly if she gives up, but Holly shakes her head. Dax applies more pressure, but Holly still refuses. Holly makes it to the ropes, but Dax refuses to give up.
1!
2!
3!
4!
Nora: Jade shouts at Dax to let go or face disqualification. Dax lets go, but doesn’t look happy. He lets Holly get to her feet before charging forward.
Arnaud: But Holly leans down and deposits Dax to the outside of the ring! As Dax holds onto his ribs, he forces himself up to his feet. As he turns around…
Nora: Suicide Dive to Dax! Dax and Holly roll around on the outside of the ring.
1!
2!
3!
Arnaud: Holly gets up using the barricade as fans pat her on the shoulder with encouragement.
4!
5!
6!
Nora: Dax uses the ring steps to get up. He leans against the apron as he fumbles around in his pants pocket. Holly charges at him, and he latches on handcuffs around her wrist!
7!
8!
9!
Arnaud: He drags her to the barricade and locks it on, running back inside of the ring just before…
10!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here is your winner… Dax Beckett!!!
Dax doesn’t even take time to celebrate his win as he rolls to the outside. He gets close to Holly, who swings her leg out for a kick. Dax leans back just far enough, laughing as he puckers up his lips. Holly grunts as Dax laughs at her misfortune before turning to leave. However, Holly musters up some strength as she yanks on the barricade, taking part of it with her as she uses her free arm to snatch Dax by the hair. She turns him around and hits a Breast Smother before hitting a knee to the face, followed by a Leg Drop Bulldog to the arena floor. The crowd is going crazy as Holly waits for help getting freed.
The cameras move backstage to find Melissa Ruin standing backstage with Sai Basu. Melissa is all smiles as Sai brings the microphone up to his mouth.
Sai: Please welcome, Melissa Ruin. Now, Melissa, you were challenged to take part in the upcoming tag team match with Valentina against Stephanie Sullivan and Celeste N…
Melissa laughs as she shakes her head and pats Sai on the shoulder.
Melissa: No, seriously, for a second I thought it was a joke. Celeste actually wants to fight me? I mean, it’s her funeral. I just didn’t want to fight in front of the worst crowd of Canadians we’ve encountered yet. And, let’s face it. With the idiotic Canadians, that’s a pretty high bar. Congratulations, Vancouver. You’ve set the standard. So, I guess it’s fitting that I get to humiliate her in front of the crowd that just wanted to see this match…
Just then, someone clears their throat. The camera moves over to the side to catch Valentina standing in front of the Bad Boys. Her arms are crossed over her chest as she glares at Melissa.
Melissa: Um, can I help you?
Valentina: As a matter of fact, si. You can shut your mouth and get the hell out to the ring.
Melissa: You must be Queen C’s partner. Look, it’s nothing personal, but I’m going to beat you down if you think you’re going to get in my way.
Valentina laughs as she bites at her fingernail almost playfully. She saunters over to Melissa as her laughter fades to a murmur.
Valentina: No. I am your partner.
Melissa: That makes no difference. If you get in my way, you will wind up flat on your back. But, judging by your company, you are probably used to that.
Valentina: If only, sweetheart. But, unless you want to wind up on your back, underneath Celeste North, then you should spend a little less time doing this…
Valentina moves her hand, signifying that Melissa is talking too much. She then leans in closer to Melissa as she whispers just loud enough for the camera to pick up on.
Valentina: And doing a little more of this…
Valentina punches Melissa in the arm, playfully, but also to make a point. She nods her head as she flips her hair, walking along.
Valentina: I’ll see you inside of the ring, Melly…
Valentina blows a kiss to Melissa before walking toward the curtains. Sai looks confused as Tim, Dax, Shorty, and Gianni follow behind her, lunging at them for dramatic effect before the camera fades out back to ringside.
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Liam: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiintroducing first…
The lights in the arena drop down and "Sex Metal Barbie" by In This Moment begins playing. The ring crew brings out a wooden plank, meant to resemble the Mean Girls Runway of yester-year, fastening it tightly to the ring, as it looks like it will fall apart at any minute. Before they can even disperse, the curtains open, and Celeste is wheeled out onto the ramp in front of a podium. A spotlight appears on her as a man dressed in a potato sack walks out behind her, helping her down onto the stage. She is dressed in a pair of red hot pants and a Mean Girls tank top tied just above the navel, and an opened hooded jacket. She has red streaks in her hair as she slightly pulls back her hood to show off her face and the obnoxiously sparkling tiara on her head, taking a drag from the cigar in her right hand.
Liam: Making her way to the ring, hailing from Beverly Hills, California, standing at 5 feet 6 inches, and weighing in at 132 pounds... "Queen C"... Celeste North!!!
She struts along the "runway" slowly, showing off everything she's got, a cigar in her hands. She takes a puff of it and winks as she exhales slowly. She then flips her hair from side to side seductively as men wearing dress suits and potato sacks over their heads line the runway, taking photos of her. Celeste takes a puff from the cigar before dropping it to the arena floor. The first hooded man holds the ropes open for her as she enters the ring. She struts around to the music for a moment, shedding her black hooded jacket. She puckers up her lips as she blows kisses to the audience.
Liam: Aaaaand her partner… from Detroit, MI standing at 5’6” and weighing in at 120lb, she is… Stephanie Sullivan!!!
SO SO SO SCANDALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Scandalous by Misteeq” starts to play across the Pa system and Stephanie slowly emerges from behind the curtain. She is clad in a long black robe and written on the back of the robe in glow in the dark white lettering is the word Scandalous. The front has 3S interlocked with one another. The crowd begins to shower her with a welcome of loud cheers.. She blows a kiss to the crowd which draws an even bigger reaction, and she smiles at them as she struts her way down to the ring. She grabs her robe and breaks out into the open jacket orgasm. She shakes her ass as she tosses her robe to the side. She bounces around a bit as she awaits in anticipation for the match to begin.
Liam: Aaaaand their opponents…
Flashes like cameras go across the stage and the audience as the sound accompanies it. Marilyn Monroe by Nicki Minaj begins on the PA as pure beauty walks through the curtains. Her hair blows in the wind as she looks up at the ceiling. She places a hand on her hip as she lets the crowd admire her despite getting a mixed reaction.
Liam: Please welcome, on her way to the ring from Merida, Spain. She stands at 5'11" and weighs in at 125 pounds, she is pure perfection... Valentinaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Once Valentina is officially announced, she turns and begins walking down the ramp. She pushes her hair out of her face as she vogues, showing off her face to it's full capacity. She steps up to the ring steps and looks around with a majestic smile. She takes to the steps as she comes to the apron. She looks around for a moment, stomping her foot in protest as a scantily clad man runs down the ramp and climbs onto the apron. He sits on the middle rope, opening it for her. Valentina then takes off her Louboutins and hands them to the man as she prances barefoot around the ring. She refuses to let go of the spotlight.
Blame Canada starts to play as the arena showers Melissa with boos.
Time's have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse
Liam: On the way to the ring from Scottsdale, AZ, standing at 5’5” and weighing in at 140lb, she is.... Melissa Ruin!!!
"No, blame Canada, blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes
And flappin' heads so full of lies
Blame Canada, blame Canada
We need to form a full assault
It's Canada's fault"
The crowd boos louder as Melissa finally comes from behind the curtains. Melissa looks at the crowd with a disdain look on her face. She walks down unhappy in the middle of the ramp way so that neither side of the crowd can touch her as she walks down.
"Blame Canada, blame Canada
There not even a real country anyway"
The crowd erupts as they shower her with boos so loud that her entrance music can no longer be heard. Melissa stumps her feet as she walks up the ring steps. Once at the ring apron she looks at the crowd and gives them all the middle finger causing the crowd to boo even louder at her. She smiles at her puppets then gets in the ring as she waits for the bell to ring.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Nora: Melissa and Stephanie start things off this evening as Stephanie wraps an arm around Melissa’s neck for a Headlock Takedown.
Arnaud: She climbs on top of Melissa for a series of Mounted Forearms. After just a few, Melissa pushes Stephanie off. As they rise, Melissa hits a knee to the side of Stephanie’s head.
Nora: Stephanie holds onto the side of her head as Melissa comes up behind her, forcing her face first into the mat several times.
Arnaud: Dylan Roberts admonishes her, but she doesn’t listen as she continues. However, Celeste enters the ring and charges at her, taking her down with a Hair Biel Mat Slam.
Nora: Celeste exits the ring as she is told, but she untangles hair from her fingers as she does so, a devious smile on her face.
Arnaud: As Melissa gets up from the mat, Stephanie is there with a high kick to Melissa’s chest, sending her back into the ropes.
Nora: As she bounces back, Stephanie uses the force to bring her back into a Snap Suplex. She hooks the leg.
One…
Kickout!
Arnaud: Melissa gets to her feet again, and as Stephanie rises up, Melissa hits a Clothesline. Stephanie rises up to receive another. And a third!
Nora: As Melissa goes for another, she accidentally bumps into Valentina for a tag. Dylan signals and points to her, but Melissa doesn’t get the memo. She does the Ruin Lock!
Arnaud: She holds it on until Stephanie starts to tap out! She’s tapping out, but the referee shouts at Melissa. Celeste charges inside of the ring, just in time to receive an unexpected Monkey Flip onto the mat.
Nora: Melissa argues with the referee, but Valentina wastes no time in going on the attack. She hits a Moonsault to Stephanie.
Arnaud: Celeste rolls to the apron as Valentina climbs to the top rope. She signals a finish as she flies off with a Frog Splash Elbow Drop… But Stephanie gets her knees up.
Nora: She rolls over to her corner and tags in Celeste. Melissa is still arguing with the referee as Celeste runs up behind her, hitting a Dropkick from behind.
Arnaud: Celeste wraps an arm around Melissa’s neck, locking on a Crossface Chickenwing. Dylan warns Celeste, who is clearly just having some fun at Melissa’s expense.
Nora: Big mistake as Valentina jumps off of the apron and lands on Celeste’s back. Celeste screams out as she lets go of the hold.
Arnaud: Valentina lands a Hair Pull Curb Stomp and immediately screams out with satisfaction as she goes for the pin.
One…
Two…
Thr-Kickout!
Nora: Celeste gets her shoulder up at the last possible second as Valentina gasps loudly in shock. She shakes her head as the referee holds up two fingers.
Arnaud: Valentina leans down and picks Celeste up from the mat. She sends her over toward the ropes, looking for a Dropkick, but Celeste smacks her right out of the air.
Nora: As Valentina gets back to her feet, Celeste hits a right hook to the temple followed by a European Uppercut, polished off with a Running Bulldog… The Homicidal! She hooks the leg!
One…
Two…
Arnaud: Melissa charges inside of the ring, but Stephanie meets her with a knee to the gut!
Three!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here are your winners… Stephanie Sullivan and Celeste North!!!
Celeste stands over Valentina and looks around at the crowd with a loud primal shout as she raises her arm up in the air. She gives Stephanie a high five as the referee gets between them to hold their arms up in victory as “Sex Metal Barbie” plays over the speakers.
The scene opens up with a pre-recorded video were the cameras spot lounging by her pool none other than the Avalanche Champion the Trillion Dollar Princess herself Angel Kash. Who was rocking a gold bikini she was lounging in her chair her black sunglasses were covering her bright blue eyes. As the haughty high society bitch smirked at the cameras, she flung her long blonde mane out of her eyes. She then begins to speak in her normal haughty tone.
Angel: Now, I know how sad all of you are that I can't make it to Canada but really who wants to be in Canada? I mean I don't. All of you are rude disrespect losers who should just give up I mean I already showed you can work twice as hard but I will always wind up on top why? Because I am the Queen of the Nobility I always get what I want and when I said I wanted The Avalanche Champions I got it.
Angel soon laughs as a staff member comes holding her title into the view. As she points at it with her well-manicured hand.
Angel: See it took me longer that because Tad was protecting the Hanna Montana reject. I should have just been handed the belt why? Because everyone knows when it comes to making money I am the one who knows the most. My face draws peasants dollars from all over the world face it I am an international brand and Shelby Holt? Well, shes internationally was known as a loser. After I got done with her she was left crying outside the ring like the trash she is and I was celebrating all night long with my title. But that is just how life goes the rich get richer and all of you will get poorer.
The golden queen laughs evilly at her own little remark.
Angel: See, but people already are like Angel Kash is a fake champion? Really fake does that belt over there look fake but you know something let me do something nice for the former peasant champion Shelby Holt. But only if she has the guts to do this and that is facing me again with the belt on the line you show up next show and you get a title shot no strings attached.
Angel smiles into the camera but not a sweet one this one has an intent to it.
Angel: So I will be waiting for you, and if you don't well I will still have my own little fun at the expense of Tad and the rest of NWL Why? Because I am Angel Marie Kash and what I want I get.
Angel blows an arrogant kiss as the scene fades to black.
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“What Does The Fox Say?” by Ylvis starts to play. The crowd looks up the ramp as they try to see who is coming out. Two men comes out…
Liam: On the way to the ring, the team of Jason and Mason Fox, the Fox Brothers!!!
Jason and Mason comes out the curtain and wave to the crowd. The fans look on unsure what to think of the two wrestlers. Jason and Mason get in the ring as they walk around the ring, dancing along to the music before settling into their corner.
Liam: Aaaaaand their opponents… introducing first, from Oakland, CA standing at 3’11” and weighing in at 165lb, he is… “Shorty” Deviiiiiiiin Tyyyyyylerrrrrrr!!!
Lights go down as "Shorty Bounce" by Lil Wayne starts up. As the lyrics start "Shorty" Devin Tyler comes out onto the stage, shuffling across the stage with swag. He stops center stage and throws his arms out to the side and spins around twice as he bounces down to the ring. "Shorty" takes the bottom rope to help pull him up onto the apron. He steps under the bottom rope and bounces around the ring with his arms out at his side, welcoming whatever reaction he gets.
Liam: And his partner… coming to us from Winnipeg, Manitoba, standing at 6’0” and weighing in at 235lb, he is your Avalanche Champion… Stewwwwwart Maaaaaaasoooooon!!!
Stewart Steps on the stage, wearing black pants and combat boots, and Black Vest, with Black Handwraps, he takes in the reaction of the crowd, and is joined by Gail Weston, together they walk to the ring, Gail climbs the ring steps and steps through the ropes and walks to the center of the ring, Stewart climbs the ropes from outside and points to himself then climbs down from the ropes, and joins Gail in the center of the ring.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Arnaud: This match is a great way to end the night. It looks like Mason Fox and Shorty are starting things off, but Stewart finds it amusing for some reason.
Nora: It’s called arrogance. Shorty wastes no time in punching Mason in the stomach, bringing him down to one knee. Shorty uses his brawling skills to hit a two punch combo to Mason’s face.
Arnaud: Jason contests the maneuver by yipping at the referee. Ryan Richards warns Shorty, who rolls his eyes at him and then hits a headbutt between Mason’s eyes.
Nora: Shorty isn’t holding back at all. Just as he takes a few steps back to allow Mason back to his feet, Shorty charges forward, clipping Mason’s knee.
Arnaud: Shorty swaggers around the ring, rubbing it in everyone’s face as he gloats. As Mason gets to his feet, Shorty charges at him, but Mason ducks out of the way!
Nora: Shorty goes flying into the empty corner and Mason stomps wildly before charging forward with a Hip Attack right to Shorty’s face!
Arnaud: Mason barks at Jason, who barks in returns. The crowd goes crazy for them. But it gives Shorty just enough time to recover with a Roll Up Pin, gripping the tights.
One!
Two!
Thr-Kickout!
Nora: Mason is able to power out of Shorty’s maneuver. He darts over to his corner to try to make the tag, but Shorty slides between his legs and lifts him up into some sort of Powerbomb variation!
Arnaud: If Mason were just a few pounds heavier, Shorty would not have pulled that off. Shorty begins circling Mason with a series of aggressive kicks.
Nora: As he circles around, Stewart reaches inside and tags himself in! Shorty looks angred by this, but Stewart wastes no time in pouncing on top of Mason for the pin.
One!
Tw-Kickout!
Arnaud: As Mason kicks out, Stewart pounds the mat in frustration as if he had been the one in this match the entire time. He picks Mason up off of the mat and flings him into the ropes.
Nora: As he rebounds, Stewart nails a Flapjack on Mason, and as he is falling to the ground, Stewart hits a hard cross right to Mason’s temple! He goes down for the pin.
One!
Two!
Thr……..
Arnaud: Jason enters the ring and pulls Stewart off of Mason. Stewart growls as he kicks Jason’s knee out from under him. He picks Mason off of the mat and hits Paid In Full (Implant DDT)!
Nora: It’s over already! Stewart goes for the pin on Mason!
One!
Two!
Arnaud: Jason leaps on top of them, breaking up the pin. He hops up to his feet and yips loudly as he begins hitting Stewart with a series of quick and furious jabs.
Nora: He is on fire… until Stewart kicks him in the gut. He turns around to tag in Shorty, but Shorty steps off to the side.
Shorty: Nah, bro! You wanted in this match, so have at it, champ!
Stewart: Get your ass inside this ring, or I’ll drag you in myself!
Arnaud: Words are being exchanged between the champ and his next challenger. However, the distraction gives Jason time to recover and drag Mason over to their corner.
Nora: Jason steps outside and grabs the tag rope as Mason weakly reaches up for the tag, and they connect!
Arnaud: Before Stewart turns around, Jason comes flying inside of the ring. He drops with a Neckbreaker to Stewart.
Nora: As he gets up, he stomps around wildly, yipping and barking as he looks out across the audience. As Stewart gets up to one knee, Jason flies forward with a Shining Wizard kick!
Arnaud: He flips Stewart over onto his back as he hooks the leg.
One!
Two!
Thr-Kickout!
Nora: And Stewart gets a shoulder up. As Jason leans down to lift Stewart up, Stewart catches him with an Inside Cradle Pin!
One!
Two!
Kickout!
Arnaud: Jason kicks his legs until he finally gets free. However, Stewart is right there with mounted punches, one after another until Jason’s nose is gushing blood.
Nora: Ryan Richards admonishes Stewart, but Stewart won’t listen. Ryan rips Stewart off of Jason, arguing with Stewart. Stewart pushes the official and gets in his face.
Arnaud: The back and forth is vicious as Ryan reminds Stewart that he’s the official. He dares Stewart to push him again, but a shout from Shorty gets to him enough not to.
Nora: Jason is hunched over on the mat, blood dripping from his nose as Stewart kicks him right in the gut! He goes to pick Jason up, and Jason… hits a Dick Punch?
Arnaud: And imagine that… Ryan Richards turns a blind eye to it… Unbiased officiating at it’s best…
Nora: Jason shoves Stewart to the ground, and as he gets back up, Jason hits a Punt Kick to the champ’s face. Turnabout is fair play! He goes for the pin, but wait…
One!
Two!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Arnaud: Tim Staggs and Dax Beckett storm the ring, attacking the Fox Brothers AND the champ. They stomp furiously at all three, clubbing away.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Due to outside interference, the official is declaring this match a Double Disqualification!
Nora: The official rings the bell once again, and Liam gives the verdict, but the Bad Boys are still at it. Stewart begins swinging wildly at the Bad Boys, getting back to his feet.
Arnaud: He backs Tim up against the ropes and clotheslines him over the top rope. He grabs onto the back of Dax’s neck, ready to throw him to the outside of the ring when…
*THWACK!*
Nora: Shorty smashes a chair against Stewart’s back! What is going on here? He repeatedly smashes the chair over Stewart’s back as Tim rolls back inside of the ring.
Arnaud: He hands Shorty his briefcase. Shorty smacks Stewart once more with the chair before looking at his briefcase. The crowd gives off a mixed reaction of anger and excitement.
Nora: He smashes the briefcase against the chair before shoving the briefcase at Ryan Richards. He double checks before calling for the bell.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Arnaud: The other two Bad Boys exit the ring as Shorty rolls Stewart over onto his back. He steps around the ring, drawing in the boos from the crowd, rubbing this in their faces.
Nora: Shorty stomps over to Stewart, getting in his face as he screams.
Shorty: You cocky, arrogant piece of shit! How you like me now, son?!
Arnaud: Shorty stands up and gingerly places on foot on Stewart’s chest as Ryan drops down for the count.
One…
Two…
Three…
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here is your winner and NEW Avalanche Champion… “Shorty” Devin Tyyyyyyylerrrrrrrrr!!!
Shorty laughs loudly as he snatches the belt from Ryan’s hands. Tim and Dax roll inside of the ring and raise Shorty up onto their shoulders as he holds the belt up high in the air, celebrating wildly, all while Shorty shouts out at the fans. They can’t believe what they are seeing as the show goes off the air.