Post by Tad Ezra on Aug 16, 2018 2:27:05 GMT -6
Northern Lights Wrestling presents Avalanche Live, 7PM on Wednesday, 15th August, 2018
GFL Memorial Gardens - Sault Ste. Marie - Ontario (Capacity 6,497 - SOLD OUT)
The spotlight shines on the center of the ring to show off Liam Gagnon in a tuxedo. He smiles as the crowd cheers loudly. He looks around as the cheering slowly fades out of respect.
Liam: Lllllllllllllllladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, chilllllldren of all ages!!! Northern Lights Wrestling proudly presents, live from the GFL Memorial Gardens in Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario… Avvvvvvvvvalanche!!!
The crowd once again goes crazy as Liam looks around. He pauses for a moment before “Play Hard” by Krewella begins playing. The crowd only gets louder as Liam looks toward the entryway. The lights come up as Tad walks onto the stage in a grey suit. He looks from side to side before raising his arms up in the air. This gets him a reaction before he runs down the ramp, switching sides as he slaps hands with the fans. He makes his way all around the ring before swinging around to the ring steps. He jogs up them and wastes no time in getting inside of the ring. He walks around, throwing his arms up in the air and a smile on his face. After working the crowd for a moment, Tad walks up to Liam, shaking his hands with him before accepting the microphone from him. He takes center stage as Liam steps back to the ropes. Tad looks from side to side, smiling at the reaction and letting it die down before he continues.
Tad: Good evening Sault Ste. Marie!!!
Crowd: *POP!*
Tad: Normally, I would play around for a minute, see how hard we can shake these walls, but… No, you know what? I think we can do better, so I say to you! GOOD EVENING SAULT STE. MARIE!!!
Crowd: *POP!!!*
Tad: THAT is more like it! I’m sorry, I couldn’t resist.
Tad smirks as the crowd continues to cheer.
Crowd: NLW! NLW! NLW! NLW!
Tad: So tonight is a night that I am very proud of. We have five matches for you great people this evening. Mz. Holly Wood takes on Tim Staggs. “Shorty” Devin Tyler takes on Mason Fox. And Jason Fox takes on Dax Beckett. If there is anyone interferes in these matches, they will be fined $25,000. We want some straight up wrestling matches tonight! They hate each other so badly? Leave it in the ring. And then we have Jenifer LaCroix taking on Melissa Ruin in a Falls Count Anywhere match. And we see Valentina and Celeste North teaming up to take on the rest of Nobility in Chanelle Martinez, and our Avalanche Champion, Angel Kash, in a Tables match.
Crowd: *POP!*
Tad: It’s a great card, but it goes to serve a purpose. It is a purpose that I want to share with everyone here, and everyone in the back. The Bad Boys and Nobility have both put in work to make sure that they are among the top talent we have here, second only to the work put in by Stewart Mason. Yes, I said “second”.
Tad pauses as the fans boo loudly. Tad nods his head, but then hold his hand up to pause the audience.
Tad: See, Stewart is a veteran. He knows something that these children have no idea about. Stewart shows up to work. He might be an asshole, but he’s an asshole that I can show respect to. Nobility? Bad Boys? They have no respect for authority. So, while they put in the work, they need to learn a couple of lessons. Lessons that everyone in the back could stand to learn from. Put in work, and show respect. But remember. You won’t take over this show… This is MY show!
Tad stops as the lights dim slightly. Tad looks around until his eyes fix at the top of the ramp. Donna Beauchamp becomes visible as she shakes her head and beckons him out of the ring.
Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Tad smirks and nods at her as he flips the microphone up in the air. Liam catches it as Tad slowly exits the ring. The excitement buzzes around as Tad walks up the rampway.
VS
Holly Wood Vs Tim Staggs
Liam: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!! Iiiiiiiiiiintroducing first, from West Hollywood, CA standing at 5’8” and weighing in at 165lb, she is… Mzzzzzz Holly Wooooooooooooood!!!
"Hollywood" by Collective blasts over the sound system as a pink shadow box appears through the curtains. The silhouette of a lovely lady dancing is seen from the inside, seducing the crowd with her feminine wiles. It comes to rest at the edge of the stage, and after a moment, the lady inside kicks her way through the thin paper to reveal... Holly Wood! Mz. Wood if you nasty. She flips her blonde hair over her shoulder as she raises her arms in the air, loosening her hips before sashaying down the ramp. She climbs onto the apron, swaying her hips back and forth as she lowers herself down into a split position. She crawls under the ropes and does a sexy pose on the mat before leaping up, dancing around the ring to the music as she waits for her opponent.
Liam: Aaaaaand her opponent… Standing at 6’3” and weighing in at 195lb, he is… Tiiiiim Staaaaaaaggsssss!!!
The lights in the arena go out as the beat to "The Nobodies" by Marilyn Manson plays over the speakers. As the electric organ picks up, a red light flashes across the screen as random faces begin to show on the screen. Then, a man in a white Bad Boys hooded jacket, and a black mask, steps out onto the stage, pausing as he looks down at the ground. As the music picks up, the figure pulls his hood back, yanking his mask off to reveal Tim Staggs. He jumps onto the ring apron, focused as he steps through the ropes. He paces back and forth, and the lights turn up some as he looks up. He then removes his jacket and tears away his black pants to reveal his wrestling outfit. He jogs backward and rests in one of the far corners, sinking down to a seated position as he contemplates.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Arnaud: Tim Staggs catches Holly off guard when he blindsides her with a club to the side of the head. As Holly bounces into the ropes, Tim begins punching rapidly, even as the referee tries to pull him back.
Nora: He shoves the referee to the ground as he continues his assault on Holly. The crowd boos him, and eventually it gets to him when he turns around and shouts at the crowd.
Tim: I don’t have to listen to you! I’m better than each and every one of you! I…
Arnaud: Holly rolls Tim up into a pin, gripping onto his tights!
One!
Two!
Thr-Kickout!
Nora: Tim argues with the referee as he bounces up, pointing to Holly and then tugging on his own tights. The referee shrugs his shoulders. Love Tim or hate him, that is bad officiating.
Arnaud: It’s Tim we are talking about. I think everyone just jumped out of their seats to point and laugh at him. What is Holly doing now?
Nora: Holly bends Tim over her knee and begins… spanking him?! Holly is letting loose on Tim’s backside as he kicks his feet like a spoiled toddler, crying like one too.
Arnaud: The referee is even laughing as Holly keeps him over her knee.
Holly: This is what your daddy shoulda done to you years ago!
Nora: Holly is not wrong. However, Tim slides out of her grip and to the outside of the ring. He’s stomping around angrily as he points at Holly. The referee begins counting, drawing some attention to her as well.
1!
2!
3!
Arnaud: Tim really is being a Bad Boy right now, with the foul language.
Nora: Tim begins shoving the ring steps around, kicking them as he looks inside of the ring at them. Jade Pham continues her count.
4!
5!
6!
Arnaud: Tim flips them off as he begins walking toward the ramp. He doesn’t even bother to look back as he just shakes his head and mutters under his breath. A fan tries to reach out to him, but he shoves their hand away.
7!
Nora: Holly isn’t having this as she rushes outside of the ring and clubs Tim across the back. She flings him back around and runs with him at the ring. She tosses him inside just before the 8 count. She slides in herself.
Arnaud: Tim rises to his feet and stomps on Holly repeatedly. Jade tries to stop him, but instead, he turns around and shoves her to the ground once more. Jade is not playing around as she calls for the bell.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: As a result of a disqualification.... Here is your winner, Mz Holly Woooooooooooood!!!
Nora: Tim isn’t phased by the announcement as he continues to wail on Holly. The bell rings again, but Tim still won’t stop. He lifts Holly up and begins to club her across the back. He throws her across the ring.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Arnaud: As Holly rebounds, Tim lifts her up into a Samoan Drop. He then wraps her legs up in a Figure Four Leglock as Holly begins screaming!
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
“Play Hard” by Krewella begins playing across the speakers as General Manager Tad Ezra walks through the curtains, but he is not alone. Mark Lawson and his security team stand behind him as he walks toward the ring.
Tad: So apparently I was not clear just moments ago. Respect is in order. It’s obvious that you and your little Bad Boys don’t respect me, or anyone but yourselves. I think we need to work on that. You will go ahead and pay the $25,000 fine I mentioned last week for cheating, because that’s better than the $50,000 fine for putting your hands on an official, which you did twice tonight.
Tim has retrieved a microphone at this point, and he sneers at Tad before speaking.
Tim: It’s chump change anyway.
Tad: You should go ahead and make that check out directly to Jade Pham, by the way.
Tim: Cool, I’ll have it done before I get out of here tonight.
Tad: Hmmm? I don’t think so. You see, I wasn’t finished. But don’t worry, we’ll work on your manners later on. See, you’re suspended for 4 weeks because of this little show you’ve put on. I don’t suppose my kindness will help you to make an exit on your own?
Tim smiles wickedly as he shakes his head at Tad. Tad sighs and then leans over his shoulder to whisper to Mark Lawson. Tad steps back with a nod, as Mark and his team rush the ring. Tim waves them forward, and as they file under the ropes, Tim knocks them down. However, Mark slides him behind him and gets him in a Full Nelson Lock. A couple of the other guards grab onto Tim’s legs as they move him toward the ropes. They move him to the back as the crowd roars at this opening drama.
Backstage at the GFL Memorial Gardens, Gemma is running through her note for the nights event, she notices Stewart and Gail and immediately drops what she is doig and walks over to them.
Gemma: I had a great time with you guys, it was really nice to hang out with people outside of the show.
Gail: We enjoyed your company as well Gemma.
Gemma brings something up on her phone and shows it to Gail and Stewart who laugh.
Stewart: Well that's our little secret isn’t it.
Stewart, Gail and Gemma check each other out, completely unaware that other are watching, Stewart notices them and makes Gail and Gemma aware, The three walk off towards Stewart’s locker room.
VS
Mason Fox Vs “Shorty” Devin Tyler
“What Does The Fox Say?” by Ylvis starts to play. The crowd looks up the ramp as they try to see who is coming out. One man comes out…
Liam: On the way to the ring, Mason Fox!!!
Mason comes out the curtain and waves to the crowd. The fans cheer him loudly as he yips across the stage.. Mason gets in the ring as he walks around the ring, dancing along to the music before settling into his corner.
Liam: Aaaaand his opponent, from Oakland, CA standing at 3’11” and weighing in at 165lb, he is… “Shorrrrty” Devin Tyyyyyyyyyyyyylerrrrrrrr!!!
Lights go down as "Shorty Bounce" by Lil Wayne starts up. As the lyrics start "Shorty" Devin Tyler comes out onto the stage, shuffling across the stage with swag. He stops center stage and throws his arms out to the side and spins around twice as he bounces down to the ring. "Shorty" takes the bottom rope to help pull him up onto the apron. He steps under the bottom rope and bounces around the ring with his arms out at his side, welcoming whatever reaction he gets.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Nora: Mason and Shorty walk to the center, the two tie up but Mason shoves him to the ground. Shorty gets up as Mason goes towards him. Shorty kicks Mason in the shin bone.
Arnaud: Shorty goes to grab Mason’s arm but Mason kicks Shorty in the chest knock Shorty to the ground.
Nora: Shorty gets back up. Mason goes to grab Shorty, Shorty… Dick Punch City!
Arnaud: Mason gets to his knees! Dick Punch City again!!!
Nora: Referee Jade Pham warns Shorty about his legal move.
Shorty: You got it Sugar tits!
Nora: Shorty smacks Jade in the butt!
Arnaud: Jade does not seem pleased and gives Shorty one last warning!
Nora: Shorty blows Jade a kiss then smacks her butt again!
Arnaud: Jade calls for the bell! She has DQ Shorty as he gets his arms up in shock. Jade raises Mason’s arm.
Liam: Yourwinner of this match by DQ… Mason Fox!!!
VS
Jason Fox Vs Dax Beckett
“What Does The Fox Say?” by Ylvis starts to play. The crowd looks up the ramp as they try to see who is coming out. One man comes out…
Liam: On the way to the ring, Jason Fox!!!
Jason comes out the curtain and waves to the crowd. The fans cheer him loudly as he yips across the stage.. Jason gets in the ring as he walks around the ring, dancing along to the music before settling into his corner.
The guitar riff of "Hail to the King" by Avenged Sevenfold begins playing and red and white lights begin flashing across the stage and out into the audience. As the music picks up, Dax comes out onto stage in an open, sleeveless white Bad Boys hooded jacket, showing off his many tattoos. Celeste North is at his side, pointing to him as she shouts at the fans to give him respect. He strokes his beard, an intense look on his face as he comes to the center of the stage. He shouts out at the crowd, holding his arms out at his side as he does a slow 180 degree turn, slowly walking backward.
Liam: Aaaaaaaaaand his opponent, from Anaheim, CA standing at 6’4” and weighing in at 235lb, he is… Daaaaax Beckeeeeeeeeeeett!!
Once the music completely picks up, Dax turns around and charges down the aisle. He darts around the ring, stopping periodically to pose for the fans, whether they like it or not. Once he makes his way around the ring, Dax jumps onto the apron and charges his way up the nearest turnbuckle as Celeste makes it in front of Dax, holding her hands up as if presenting Dax to the audience. Dax ascends and nods his head to the music, his fist in the air. He jumps off and flips, landing on one foot and one knee, his arms held out to the side before rising to his feet.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Arnaud: Jason gets a Spear by Dax right from the start!
Nora: No one saw that coming. Dax picks up Jason over his shoulder and hits a running Powerslam!
Arnaud: Dax picks Jason up and Irish Whips him to the corner. Jason hits the turnbuckle hard. Dax runs at Jason, Monkey Flip by Dax!
Nora: Dax gets on the top turnbuckle! Dax jumps off... Corkscrew Moonsault!!!
Arnaud: Dax goes for the cover!
One………
Two………
Nora: Jason kicks out, Dax gets up not pleased with the very slow count by Jade!
Arnaud: I don’t blame Dax, that was the slowest count I ever seen in NLW!
Nora: Dax starts yelling as Jade to show he is not pleased with the count.
Arnaud: Jason gets to his feet and runs at Dax, Dax jumps up and wraps his feet around Jason neck and nails a Hurricanrana!
Nora: Dax goes for the cover!
One………
Two……
Arnaud: Dax gets off of Jason and gets up yelling at Jade for her slow count again.
Nora: I’m not sure what is going on but Dax has every right to be upset.
Arnaud: Dax points his finger at Jade then to the ground. Dax yells at Jade about her poor attempt at her job.
Nora: Jade warns Dax to back off, but I agree with Dax and it’s rare for me to take sides with the Bad Boys!
Arnaud: Of course Dax ain’t trying to hear that as he gets all up on her face about her slw count…
Nora: Jade decides to call for the bell… She is DQ Dax!!!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Ladies and gentlemen… your winner by DQ… Jason Fox!!
Sometime later one of the backstage camera catches Gemma stepping out of Stewart’s locker adjusting her shirt, she looked around then walked off.
VS
Jenifer LaCroix Vs Melissa Ruin - Falls Count Anywhere Match
Oh Yeah by Housse De Racket starts to play.
Liam: This next match is a Falls Count Anywhere match!!!
"J'ai un grand projet pour l'avenir
Pour lui plaire je vais devenir "
Jenny comes from behind the curtain to cheers and whistling from the men in the arena. Jenny waves at the crowd as she gets introduced.
Liam: On the way to the ring, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada!!! Jenifer Lacroix!!!
Jenny rocks out on the way to the ring jumping to the eat of the song as the lyrics play.
"La Stone Family
I am Marvin Gaye
Donny Hathaway
Oh Yeah , Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah
Je changerais
Jenny slides i the ring ad continues to jump around to the eat getting the crowd hyped up for the match.
Tu sais, tu sais, tu sais
Je changerais
Demain ou peut-être jamais"
Jenny climbs to the middle turnbuckle as the music fades out raising her hand i the air getting a last minute pop from the crowd.
Blame Canada starts to play as the arena showers Melissa with boos.
Time's have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse
Liam: On the way to the ring from Scottsdale, AZ.... Melissa Ruin!!!
"No, blame Canada, blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes
And flappin' heads so full of lies
Blame Canada, blame Canada
We need to form a full assault
It's Canada's fault"
The crowd boos louder as Melissa finally comes from behind the curtains. Melissa looks at the crowd with a disdain look on her face. She walks down unhappy in the middle of the ramp way so that neither side of the crowd can touch her as she walks down.
"Blame Canada, blame Canada
There not even a real country anyway"
The crowd erupts as they shower her with boos so loud that her entrance music can no longer be heard. Melissa stumps her feet as she walks up the ring steps. Once at the ring apron she looks at the crowd and gives them all the middle finger causing the crowd to boo even louder at her. She smiles at her puppets then gets in the ring as she waits for the bell to ring.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Arnaud: Melissa walks over pointing her finger at Jenifer yelling in the process. Melissa gets up in her face poking Jenifer’s shoulder trying to get in her head.
Nora: Melissa better back off the MMA fighter if she knew what is good for her.
Arnaud: Melissa is poking the bear! Not smart!
Nora: Melissa slaps Jenifer in the face! Jeniffer smiles as Melissa slaps her again. Jenifer pushes Melissa shoving her to the mat.
Arnaud: Jenifer gets out the ring and walks up the rampway!
Nora: Where is she going?
Arnaud: It’s a fall count anywhere match so who knows but she seems to be heading to the back.
Nora: Melissa gets up and asks for a microphone.
Melissa: Yeah bitch, leave, you know you ain’t shit! Maybe you're the smartest Canadian. Doesn’t mean anything when everyone one of you are stupid.
Nora: Melissa better watch…
Arnaud: Jenifer stops at the rampway as Celeste comes out from the curtain and hands Jenifer a small duffle bag.
Nora: Jenifer and Celeste kiss each others both cheeks, Celeste walks to the back as Jenifer opens the bag on top of the rampway,
Arnaud: This is what I was afraid of! Jenifer pulls out her MMA gloves and mouthpiece! She puts on the mouthpiece then her gloves.
Nora: Jenifer tightens up her gloves as she makes her way to the ring!
Crowd: Beat her ass! Beat her ass! Beat her ass! Beat her ass!
Arnaud: Jenifer gets in the ring as Melissa slides out the ring. Jenifer waves Melissa back in the ring but Melissa refuses. Melissa starts walks up the rampway ackwards watching Jenifer the whole time.
Nora: Melissa gets halfway up the ramp… Valentina runs down the ramp and grabs Melissa by the back of her head and drags her back inside the ring!
The crowd pops as Valentina heads backstage.
Arnaud: Here we go, Melissa gets on her feet and bugs Jenifer to leave her alone… A right hook then left jab! Melissa goes down and crawls away!
Nora: She provoked the bear and now is paying the price.
Arnaud: Melissa gets on her knees and begs Jenifer to stay away. Jenifer nails a quick kick to Melissa’s face!
Nora: Melissa hits the mat. Jenifer smiles as Melissa rolls outside the ring. Jenifer gets out the ring, Melissa runs away to get distance from Jenifer, Jenifer starts to give chase!
Arnaud: Jenifer catches up but Melissa crawls under the ring. Jenifer grabs the apron skirts and lifts it up… Jenifer gets sprayed with a fire extinguisher!!!
Nora: Jenifer gets blinded as Melissa crawls from under the ring. Melissa swings the fire extinguisher at Melissa. She hits her in the gut, Jenifer goes down!
Arnaud: Melissa drops her weapon and grabs Jenifer by the head to get her up. Melissa tries to send Jenifer to the ringpost but Melissa reveres it! Melissa hits the ringpost, Jenifer grabs Melissa’s arm then gets behind her… Crossface Chickenwing on the floor.
Nora: Jenifer loves the arm submissions but an crossface Chickenwing, well that is her pulling a Celetse on Melissa as that is Celetse’s move!
Arnaud: Jenifer applies as much pressure as she can but Melissa just gives the crowd at ringside the middle finger.
Nora: The fans feel the same way about her, she should be trying to get out of the hold, not heckle the fans!
Arnaud: Jenifer lets go of Melissa and gets to her feet. Jenifer picks Melissa up and throws her back inside the ring as she goes through the middle ropes.
Nora: Jenifer slides in the ring, Melissa gets up and runs to the corner. Jenifer runs at Melissa. Melissa gets a foot up, she hits Jenifer with a Big Boot.
Arnaud: Melissa slides out the ring and gets a chair!
Nora: Melissa slide back in and swigs the chair!!!
Arnaud: Jenifer goes down after getting struck on the back!
Nora: Melissa hits Jenifer again with the chair on her back!
Arnaud: Melissa drops the chair and turns Jenifer around. Melissa slaps Jenifer in the face!
Nora: The crowd boos Melissa as she gets on the top turnbuckle. Melissa jumps off going for a Frog Splash!
Arnaud: Jenifer gets her knees up to counter it! The crowd pops as Jenifer gets up and gets on top of Melissa in a Lou Thou Press! Jenifer slaps Melissa! A second slap, a third, another slap!
Nora: Jenifer grabs Melissa arm, she rolls them around to put Melissa on top of her, she locks in her Kimura Lock!!!
Arnaud: Melissa taps out in just seconds!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here is your winner via submission… Jenifer Lacroix!!!
Jenifer lets go of the hold as her theme song plays. Jenifer slaps Melissa one last time and leaves the ring as the crowd yells Thank you.
The camera moves backstage to find Celeste North and Valentina sitting down on the bench in the Women’s Locker Room. Celeste is tightening the tape around her wrists as Valentina is stretching out with toe touches as the cameras linger. She looks back and winks as she spots Sai Basu blushing.
Valentina: Hola, Sai. Don’t be so shy. I won’t bite.
Celeste: But, I might.
Celeste stands up and flashes a smirk that suggests that she might be kidding, but she might not be. Valentina waves at Celeste, but then gives her a wide eyed glance that tells Celeste to keep her cool.
Valentina: Were you just trying to see what real winners look like, or did you need something, honey?
Sai: Oh, of course. I was hoping to get a few words with you ladies about the upcoming Tables Match that you two are competing in against Nobility’s Angel Kash and Chanelle Martinez.
Celeste: Look, the truth is that this match is long overdue. I’ve been waiting for my chance to take these three out so that they will shut their mouths about me.
Valentina: Isn’t it obvious? I don’t mean to sound conceited, but those three just wish they were half as good as us.
Valentina raises her hand to catch a high five from Celeste. However, Sai clears his throat, stopping their pre-celebration party.
Sai: Angel Kash is the Avalanche Champion, though. That has to count for something.
Celeste: It really doesn’t. Not when the real competition keeps getting screwed over. Nobility is the real disease here in Northern Lights Wrestling. They walk around, throwing their money, and their blonde hair, and their designer clothes in our faces, acting like they are too good, and making people believe that they actually are. Since day one, I’ve stood up against them. Others have tried, but they left my side. Yet, here I stand. The only female on the roster who has been around for more than a minute, who hasn’t had a shot.
Valentina: Hmmm… not to mention, I have beaten Nobility twice when the title was on the line. Someone found the loopholes to lose as champion, but still remain the champion. I’m sorry, but there will not be a third time. After me and Celeste defeat you tonight, Angel. You will owe me an ironclad title match.
Celeste: Actually, I’ve been getting screwed over longer, and I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t need three tries to get it done.
Both ladies stare at each other for a long, drawn out moment. They then crack smiles and return their glance to Sai.
Celeste: But, there’s plenty of time for that. For now, we have two uppity bitches to put through a table. I hope that has answered your question, Sai.
Sai: Indeed it has. Good luck to you ladies.
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VS
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Valentina & Celeste North Vs Angel Kash & Chanelle Martinez - Tables Match
Flashes like cameras go across the stage and the audience as the sound accompanies it. Marilyn Monroe by Nicki Minaj begins on the PA as pure beauty walks through the curtains. Her hair blows in the wind as she looks up at the ceiling. She places a hand on her hip as she lets the crowd admire her despite getting a mixed reaction.
Liam: Please welcome, on her way to the ring from Merida, Spain. She stands at 5'11" and weighs in at 125 pounds, she is pure perfection... Valentinaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Once Valentina is officially announced, she turns and begins walking down the ramp. She pushes her hair out of her face as she vogues, showing off her face to it's full capacity. She steps up to the ring steps and looks around with a majestic smile. She takes to the steps as she comes to the apron. She looks around for a moment, stomping her foot in protest as a scantily clad man runs down the ramp and climbs onto the apron. He sits on the middle rope, opening it for her. Valentina then takes off her Loubotins and hands them to the man as she prances barefoot around the ring. She refuses to let go of the spotlight.
The lights in the arena drop down and "Sex Metal Barbie" by In This Moment begins playing. The ring crew brings out a wooden plank, meant to resemble the Mean Girls Runway of yester-year, fastening it tightly to the ring, as it looks like it will fall apart at any minute. Before they can even disperse, the curtains open, and Celeste is wheeled out onto the ramp in front of a podium. A spotlight appears on her as a man dressed in a potato sack walks out behind her, helping her down onto the stage. She is dressed in a pair of red hot pants and a Mean Girls tank top tied just above the navel, and an opened hooded jacket. She has red streaks in her hair as she slightly pulls back her hood to show off her face and the obnoxiously sparkling tiara on her head, taking a drag from the cigar in her right hand.
Liam:Making her way to the ring, hailing from Beverly Hills, California, standing at 5 feet 6 inches, and weighing in at 132 pounds... "Queen C"... Celeste North!!!
She struts along the "runway" slowly, showing off everything she's got, a cigar in her hands. She takes a puff of it and winks as she exhales slowly. She then flips her hair from side to side seductively as men wearing dress suits and potato sacks over their heads line the runway, taking photos of her. Celeste takes a puff from the cigar before dropping it to the arena floor. The first hooded man holds the ropes open for her as she enters the ring. She struts around to the music for a moment, shedding her black hooded jacket. She puckers up her lips as she blows the fans a kiss.
The fans begin to boo loudly as "Superficial" by Heidi Montag hits over the public address system
It aint that easy, it aint that easy
it aint that easy, but it aint so hard
It aint that easy, it aint that easy
it aint that easy, but it aint so hard
As the lights dim and flash gold all over the arena, a lone spotlight forms at the entrance ramp as out from the back first steps Leroy with a stern look on her face. As she claps within a few seconds in arrogant and exaggerated fashion, Angel Kash herself walks out as the fans boo loudly.
Hoppin' out the maserati
All I see is paparazzi
Snapping pictures for the
Front cover of a magazine
So I pose in everything I wear
Love to make the people stare
Always center of attention
Lookin' so bootylicious
Liam: Aaaaand their opponents, the members of Nobility, Chanelle Martinez and Angel KAAAAAAAAASHHHHHHH!!!
Angel blows an arrogant kiss to the fans before doing a series of arrogant poses at the top of the ramp. She then says something to Chanelle as she first goes ahead, before the arrogant rich blonde bombshell does an arrogant supermodel like strut down to the ring, taunting the fans as she walks by them, before rudely sticking out her hand, and flipping her hair arrogantly as she brushes past the fans, not letting them even come close to touching her. She makes her way up the ring steps with Chanelle holds the ropes for her; she enters and poses in the center of the ring as the fans boo loudly. After that, she lays on the top turnbuckle nonchalantly taunting the fans as Chanelle hands her a mirror and she admires her beauty.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Nora: As the bell rings, all four women converge in the center of the ring. Without wasting a moment of time, Celeste grabs onto the back of Angel’s head, while Valentina grabs onto the back of Chanelle’s.
Arnaud: Chanelle shakes her head as she punches Valentina straight in the face! She turns and rescues Angel, punching Celeste in the face as well. Celeste glares at Chanelle who waves her head from side to side.
Nora: Celeste shoves Chanelle, but Chanelle jumps right on top of Celeste, pummelling away at her. Valentina is reeling from the hard punch still, and Angel uses the distraction to roll to the outside to grab a table.
Arnaud: As she sets it on the apron to roll it inside, Valentina rushes forward with a Baseball Slide to the table, sending it right into Angel’s throat!
Nora: Angel crumbles to the ground as Valentina rolls outside, still holding the side of her face as she goes to grab onto Angel’s ankle. Angel scurries away on her hands and knees, but Valentina is finally able to grab hold of her ankle. Angel claws her way to the ring apron.
Arnaud: Angel tries to go under the ring, but Valentina yanks her leg back, pulling her a few feet away. She then wraps her legs into Angel’s, locking on a Figure Four Leglock. Angel immediately begins tapping, but submissions don’t win tables matches!
Nora: Inside of the ring, Celeste flips Chanelle over onto her back and begins throwing hands left and right. Celeste’s face is puffy from the punches she took, but she is determined. She growls loudly as she goes on.
Arnaud: After a while, Valentina lets go of Angel’s leg and crawls toward the apron once more. Valentina goes to follow after her, but Angel blasts her in the face with a fire extinguisher that blinds her. She then rams the extinguisher into the side of Valentina’s head.
Nora: Valentina falls to the ground, out cold. Angel disappears underneath the ring once more as Chanelle gets her feet to Celeste’s chest and kicks her away with every ounce of power she has.
Arnaud: Chanelle scrambles to her feet, and as Celeste charges at her, Chanelle catches her with a Rear View. As Celeste stumbles back, Chanelle bounces off of the ropes and hits her with another Rear View.
Nora: Celeste falls to the ground as Chanelle picks the table up from the edge of the apron. She walks it over to Celeste and raises it up a few feet from Celeste’s stomach. She then brings it crashing down.
Arnaud: Chanelle picks the table up once more and smashes it into Celeste’s stomach again. She then brings one of the legs out and sets it up into the corner. She picks Celeste up by the hair and then wraps her arms around Celeste’s neck.
Chanelle: Yeah, baby! This is how it’s done!
Nora: Chanelle leans down, wrenching Celeste’s neck before charging forward with a Running Bulldog! However, Celeste slips out of Chanelle’s grip and sends her toward the table. Chanelle ducks and slides out of the ring.
Arnaud: Chanelle turns around just as Celeste vaults over the top rope with a Suicide Dive that connects with Chanelle!
Crowd: This is awesome! This is awesome! This is awesome!
Nora: Chanelle uses Celeste’s own momentum as she flips over on top of her. She is winded a bit, but she begins pounding away at Celeste. Valentina gets up to her feet as she rushes over, pulling Chanelle up to her feet. She rolls her back inside of the ring.
Arnaud: Valentina Bodyslam’s Chanelle into the table, but it doesn’t break. Chanelle rests on the table as Valentina rushes at her with a Spear. Chanelle rolls out of the way at the last possible second.
Nora: Valentina is about to cost herself the match here! She’s still going for the table, but she skids to a stop, barely tapping into the table. Chanelle trips her up so she smacks her head against the top of the table.
Arnaud: As Valentina falls, Angel comes out from under the ring, using the bottom rope to choke Valentina out! Meanwhile, Chanelle doesn’t lose sight of Celeste, who is coming to her feet. Chanelle rolls outside and sets a table up near the apron.
Nora: She then moves along and sets another table up right next to it. She points to Angel, who nods and pulls Valentina through the ropes. Chanelle grabs Celeste and slams her into the ring steps. She then smashes her face into the ring post.
Chanelle: How you like it back, “Queen C”? Huh?
Arnaud: Chanelle and Angel both trip Celeste and Valentina up with drop toe holds that cause them to smash their faces together. This time, Chanelle picks Valentina up, and Angel picks up Celeste. They talk trash as they drag their foes toward the two table.
Nora: However, Angel and Chanelle begin to argue a bit as they drag their opponents over to the tables. Chanelle points to her own chest as Angel shakes her head and points to herself even more forcefully.
Arnaud: They put their differences aside as they lay their opponents across the table. However, Chanelle leaps up onto the apron. She goes to climb the turnbuckle when Angel pushes their opponents off of the table.
Angel: If I’m not going to take these two out, then nobody will!
Chanelle: What the hell, girl?!
Nora: Angel just cost a sure win because of her pride. Angel picks Valentina off of the ground and raises her up into a Powerbomb. However, Valentina squeezes her legs together, causing Angel to drop to her knees.
Arnaud: Valentina barely clears the table. Chanelle is shaking her head as she crosses her arms over her chest, watching as she pouts. However, she doesn’t see Celeste climb inside of the ring. She gives Chanelle a hard shove as Chanelle tumbles down and onto the table.
Nora: Celeste then leaps off as Angel tries to get free from Valentina. However, she can’t and Celeste crashes on top of Chanelle with a Frog Splash Elbow Drop, putting Chanelle through the table.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here are your winners… Celeste Norrrrrrrth and Valentiiiiiiinaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Celeste jumps up to her feet. Valentina tightens her squeeze until Angel passes out. The two girls make it to their feet as they celebrate with a high five, then a back five, followed by a hug. They raise their arms as they looks down, admiring their handiwork. They see Melissa Ruin rushing down the ramp, so they cut their celebration short as they jump the barricade and into the crowd. The fans pat their backs as they walk backward, and Melissa contemplates going after them. However, she looks down at her friends and checks on them as the show goes off the air.