Avalanche 25th April, 2018 (Results) Apr 26, 2018 0:43:33 GMT -6
Post by Tad Ezra on Apr 26, 2018 0:43:33 GMT -6
Northern Lights Wrestling Avalanche - 25th April, 2018 - Harbour Station - Saint John, New Brunswick - Capacity: 7.205 (Near Capacity)
The crowd in the Harbour Station venue comes alive with cheers as they wave their signs in support for their favorite stars of Northern Lights Wrestling. They grow louder and louder as the camera sweeps across the crowd, showing off signs for “Dick Punch City” and “Bounty Hunter”, as well as the signature “Meh.” shirt. Shortly after, the spotlight moves to the center of the ring, where we see ring announcer Liam Gagnon standing, dressed in a suit, with a microphone in hand. He smiles and waves to the audience for a moment as their cheers grow even louder.
Liam: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES! Please put your hands together for the stars of Northern Lights Wrestling as we bring you Avalanche, live from Harbour Station in Saint John, New Brunswick!!!
Liam: Iiiiiiiiiiiiintroducing first, from Ontario, Ottawa, Canada, he is your General Manager… Tad EZZZZZZZZZZRAAAAAAAAAA!!!
The crowd cheers as “Play Hard” by Krewella plays over the speakers. Tad Ezra comes out dressed in his usual grey suit as he waves to the fans. He makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans. He moves around the entire ring, continuing to interact with the fans before coming to the ring steps. He marches up them and steps inside. He waves a few more times before moving over to Liam, who hands him a microphone before slowly bowing out of the ring. Tad takes a second to let the crowd cheer and chant for the talent before he raises the microphone to his lips.
Tad: Thank you Saint John, thank you! It is a pleasure to be here, entertaining you. On the heels of an amazing week in Honor Wrestling, we have a lot to live up to tonight. Rest assured, we will. We have just two matches lined up for you tonight, but we will be hearing from many of the stars of Northern Lights Wrestling in regards to Turmoil, which is just ten days away, live from Fort Knox, Kentucky.
Tad: The card is loaded with matches from both Honor Wrestling and Northern Lights Wrestling. We will see Alex Jones defend his Honor Championship against Mickey Carroll. Mercedes Vargas defends her Honor Championship against Legacy Champion Alicia Lukas AND Mrs. Right. Kawaii Dragons defend their Pride Tag Team Championships against The Three Way. Eyesnsane and Mrs Right defend their Hardcore Tag Team Championships against the Ruin Sisters. And then, there is the Warrior’s Brawl Match…
Crowd: *Roaring POP!*
Tad smiles as he listens to the crowd cheer for this big match. After a moment, he lets it settle down before continuing.
Tad: We are all aware that Shelby Holt will defend her Avalanche Championship against Angel Kash, and Stewart Mason will defend his Avalanche Championship against Ahuevo. And on the last episode of Avalanche, we announced an interpromotional mixed tag team match that sees Chanelle Martinez teaming with John Blade, to take on Jerry Cann and Latoya Hixx…
The crowd cheers for this as well, and Tad holds up a finger. He looks around with a big smile on his face.
Tad: Now I said that Turmoil was loaded with Northern Lights and Honor matches. I can hear what you all are thinking right now. “But Tad, that’s only like… two and a half Northern Lights matches.” And you’re right. So I have to come up with a way to solve that, now don’t I?
Tad hums into the microphone as he he taps his chin. He looks around at the audience as they give off a low hum, curious to hear what he has to say. Finally, he holds his finger up in the air and gasps.
Tad: What is better than one match taking place inside of an elimination chamber? How about three matches? That’s right, on the Turmoil Pay-Per-View, six men will compete inside of the chamber for a prize, and what the men do, the women do just as well, so six women will also compete inside of the chamber for the very same prize!
Crowd: *Enormous POP!*
Tad claps his hands along with the audience as his smile reaches a new depth. He looks around at the audience as they are still shaking from the announcement. With that, “Play Hard” by Krewella plays over the speakers as Tad Ezra exits the ring and walks to the back. The spotlight moves over to Arnaud and Nora Nadeau sit at the announcers table, putting their headsets on.
Arnaud: Welcome everyone to Northern Lights Wrestling presents Avalanche, live from Harbour Station in Saint John, New Brunswick!
Nora: Over 7,000 seats were filled until Tad Ezra just announced that we will be seeing six men inside of the elimination chamber at Turmoil, and the ladies get the same treatment as six worthy women step inside of the chamber.
Arnaud: I suspect that we will hear these competitors throughout the evening, especially since there are “prizes” at stake in these matches.
Nora: Speaking of matches, we will be starting the action off with newcomer Steven Styles teaming with Kandy Kaine to take on the team of Dorian B and Melissa Ruin.
Arnaud: Just a matter of days ago, we saw Kandy and Melissa competing on Pride, backing up the teams of Kawaii Dragons and Ruin Sisters respectively. They fought hard in the Pride Tag Team Championship match, but interference from the Three Way left lots of unfinished business.
Nora: Steven is no doubt looking to make an impression in his debut, setting himself apart from the rest. But Dorian has not enjoyed much success, and is no doubt looking to turn things around. However, with a partner like Melissa Ruin, he certainly has his work cut out for him.
Arnaud: We’ve also heard that Donna Beauchamp is in attendance tonight, and she did not look very happy as she made her way through the backstage area. We’re looking to get more information on that.
Nora: Onto the last match of the night, the Fox Brothers have had a rough go of it lately as they try to establish themselves as a tag team. Two rough shows in a row, but will they be able to turn it around and pick up a win tonight?
Arnaud: It will be a tall order, babe, as they are taking on a former Avalanche Challenger in Jerry Cann, a man who has enjoyed arguably one of the strongest runs in Northern Lights Wrestling, and a, well… a man who is vertically challenged, but makes up for it in heart.
Nora: “Shorty” Devin Tyler! We’ve seen another side from him lately as he has been competing in Sin City Wrestling’s Blast From the Past tournament, and he’s already advanced to the semi-finals with partner Evie Baang.
Arnaud: Will Shorty be able to work together with Jerry Cann to secure the win, or will the Fox Brothers finally get the win they so desperately need?
Nora: All of this and so much more, tonight on Avalanche!
The cameras move backstage to find a group of men surrounding a pretty new face. Stagehands and stars alike are seen flocking to the tall, fit, chestnut brown haired woman who is smiling and playing it cool. Rory Rockefeller shakes up a drink in his signature shaker and pours it into a cup and tries to hand it to the woman.
Rory: You look like a vodka kind of gal.
She laughs as she accepts the drink. She brings it to her lips, and when Rory is not looking, she dumps it behind her. Drew Masters approaches her next, looking her up and down as he rubs at his chin.
Drew: A pretty girl like you got a name?
Rather than saying a word, she turns around to reveal the rhinestones on her jacket that spell out “Valentina”. She flips her hair out of the way just in case before turning back around. She smiles as she takes a seat on top of an equipment box.
Valentina: Please, please. I am feeling very crowded right now. Give me some space, por favor…
Shorty: You heard the lady! Back up. Back up! She only has time for one guy around her. Show some respect!
Valentina: Oh, little one, your humor amuses me so. Your disproportion confuses me and makes me question the existence of God, so please move along. Hmmm…
Valentina looks around at everyone surrounding her and she contemplates. Upon eying everyone down, she points over to Rory.
Valentina: Drunk one. You will show me around here, yes?
Rory: Who, me?
Valentina: You reek of alcohol and cheap cologne, but you seem to be the most suitable for the task. I must get to know my new surroundings, and you are the most attractive and strongest appearing.
Rory: I don’t know whether to take that as a compliment or an insult, but if it means you and me spending the show together, I’m down.
Valentina: Your desperation has made me change my mind. Irish one. You will show me around, yes? Thank you.
Valentina walks over to Drew and grabs onto his arm as they leave the group of men. Drew smirks back at the group as they sulk in the wake of this. However, they watch as Valentina struts away.
The cameras switch over to Tad Ezra’s office as he is seen talking to Celeste North and Queen of Apathy in a hushed tone. Celeste has a big smile on her face as she claps her hands.
Celeste: Oh man, you are awesome. Two of your best female talent in the elimination chamber match at Turmoil is a great business move. No disrespect, Apathy, but this match will be mine.
The crowd laughs as Tad opens his mouth to speak. However, he is quickly cut off by the sound of heels clicking against the pavement. He takes a deep breath as he begins to shake his head. Celeste and Apathy look behind them to see Donna Beauchamp walking toward them and Celeste drags Apathy off. Tad folds his hands in front of him, bracing himself.
Tad: Donna, what a pleasant…
Donna: Can it, Tad! I cannot believe you right now. Are you seriously that incompetent? The owner is in a blind rage right now, and it took everything in me to convince him not to fire you.
Tad: Fire me? What exactly did I do wrong? Is it the two match card, because…
Donna: No, because with the limited time we are allotted, I agree that it was for the best. I’m talking about the “Shorty” situation. He’s gone over to another company and shown off tremendous talent that we weren’t even aware he had. While the owner was angry that you didn’t take note of his talent sooner, he was willing to let you slide. But instead, you book him in a tag team match set to embarrass him? Are you even using your head?
Tad tilts his head to the side, confused for a moment.
Tad: Whoa, whoa, whoa… Spots were very limited tonight. Six men and two women are being featured in matches, and I gave him a spot in the Main Event. If anything, I AM showcasing his talent.
Donna: You had better watch your tone with your only lifeline Mr. Ezra. Do not insult my intelligence. This is nothing more than a passive aggressive slight on Mr. Tyler, teaming him up with someone he’s had a bad history with, to take on an established tag team. You missed the mark, and the owner can literally feel the money leaving his pocket.
Tad: So, when Shorty actually wins this match despite the odds being stacked against him, just as he did in the Blast From the Past tournament so far, will you still be ready to rip out my throat?
Donna: Now you’re patronizing me. What is going to stop that miscreant Jerry Cann from screwing over his tag team partner to get even with his many trips to Dick Punch City?
Crowd: DICK PUNCH CITY! *Clap* DICK PUNCH CITY! *Clap* DICK PUNCH CITY! *Clap* DICK PUNCH CITY! *Clap*
Donna and Tad stop for a moment to let the audience finish their chanting.
Donna: I expect you to step it up and do a better job of treating Devin Tyler fairly. The last thing we need is a lawsuit on top of everything.
Tad: Well, it just so happens that I have given Shorty the first pod in the elimination chamber match at Turmoil, because I have that much confidence in the little guy.
Donna: I do believe “little guy” is an offensive term, but… it is a start. I will expect you to give Mr. Tyler a fair shake moving forward. No more making him into the butt end of jokes. We need to capitalize on this cash cow we are sitting on before Honor steals him from under our nose. We don’t need another Kader Hasheem incident, now do we?
With that, Donna walks away from Tad, leaving him to stew in the moment for a while. Tad shakes his head and disappears into his office.
Kandy Kaine & Steven Styles Vs. Melissa Ruin & Dorian B
Liam: This mixed tag team match is set for one fall.
“Candy" by Far East Movement begins playing over the speakers as brightly colored lights of all shades flash across the stage. Kandy Kaine comes out onto the stage, and she lets out a squeal as she jumps up and down as the fans cheer for her. She dances from one side of the stage to the other before working up as she stands center stage.
Liam: On her way to the ring, from the Kandy Kingdom, standing at 5'4" and weighing in at 122lb, she is... Kandy Kaine!!!
Kandy squeals again, hearing her name. She charges down the ramp, slapping hands on one side before moving over to the next side. She then dashes under the bottom rope, jumping up and down for the fans.
Liam: And her Partner making his debut tonight!!!
Here I Am by Skid Row
Lights Go Out As Intro Six foot five and lonely
Dressed in spaghetti rags,Standing at the bus stop
With her alligator bags, What can you do? No, no, no,
what can I do I better see a doctor Cause I think I'm getting hooked on you
I ain't much for talkin'
But all I got to say is
Here I am
Liam: Making his debut wrestling out of Wilmington, Delaware… Steven Styles!!
“Close your eyes and I'll be Superman” lyrics plays as Steven Styles and Selena hit the Entrance Ramp as he has his right hand in the air to point to the crowd. He comes down slapping five with fans on his way to the ring. He runs and slides in under the bottom rope as Selena follow Styles. She hops up on ring apron and enters in under the bottom rope.
Liam: And their opponents!!!
Blame Canada starts to play as the arena showers Melissa with boos.
Time's have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse
Liam: On the way to the ring from Scottsdale, AZ.... Melissa Ruins!!!
"No, blame Canada, blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes
And flappin' heads so full of lies
Blame Canada, blame Canada
We need to form a full assault
It's Canada's fault"
The crowd boos louder as Melissa finally comes from behind the curtains. Melissa looks at the crowd with a disdain look on her face. She walks down unhappy in the middle of the ramp way so that neither side of the crowd can touch her as she walks down.
"Blame Canada, blame Canada
There not even a real country anyway"
The crowd erupts as they shower her with boos so loud that her entrance music can no longer be heard. Melissa stumps her feet as she walks up the ring steps. Once at the ring apron she looks at the crowd and gives them all the middle finger causing the crowd to boo even louder at her. She smiles at her puppets then gets in the ring as she waits for the bell to ring.
Liam: And her partner!
Lights go down low as "The Hills" by The Weeknd bounces through the speakers in a seductive tone and Dorian Brown comes out in a brown leather biker jacket and matching pants. He has a bar of chocolate in his hand and he bites a piece off the tip before handing it to a fan along the aisle. He swerves them hips before he rips off the pants to show off his silky tights that have chocolate bar brick prints over it. He loses the jacket to show off his body, moving hands up and down stomach and chest.
Liam: Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the Memphis native weighting in at 224lb and standing at 6'1 he is Dorian Brown!!!
Dorian comes to the ring as he gets on the apron. He puts one leg through the ropes and stops to swerve his hips again but with more power this time. He comes inside that ring and drops to his hands and knees as he moves across the ring seductive until he gets in the corner. He stands up and licks his lips as he watches the audience fall under his spell.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Nora: Kandy and Melissa run at each other and trade Open Hand Strikes. The fans cheer for Kandy as she gets a good strike knocking Melissa down.
Arnaud: Kandy takes a second to soak in the cheers from the crowd. Melissa Only to get knocked back down by a Dropkick from Kandy. Kandy gets Melissa up and drops her with a Bodyslam!
Nora: Kandy runs and gets on the top turnbuckle, Melissa gets up as Kandy jumps off… Lollipop Hammer!!! (Flying Double Axe Handle Smash)
Arnaud: Melissa goes down as Kandy goes for the cover.
Arnaud: Melissa kicks out, Kandy gets off and goes to tag in Dorian. Of course this means Steven has to get in the ring.
Nora: Steven makes his debut right here right now!
Arnaud: The two meet in the middle and get into a grapple.
Nora: Dorian moves his right leg to turn his body a bit to allow to drop Steven with a Hip Toss. Steven gets up and heads towards Dorian. Dorian goes for an Hip Toss but Steven blocks it and instead drops Dorian with a Backdrop!
Arnaud: Steven gets up and hits an Elbow Drop on Dorian but he rolls out the way. Both men get to there feet and go for Dorp kicks but both miss. Dorian tries to send Steven to the ropes but Dorian reveses it sending Dorian instead.
Nora: Dorian bounces off the ropes and gets nailed with the Moshpit!!! (Discus Punch)
Arnaud: Steven goes for a cover!
Arnaud: Dorian kicks out at one and a half!
Nora: Steven gets up and and sits Dorian up for a Sleep Hold Headlock.
Arnaud: The ref looks on waiting to see if orian will submit. Dorian rays no as she tires to break the hold as he tries to pry Stevens hands free with no luck.
Nora: Dorian turns his body a bit, Steven goes from a Headlock to side Headlock. Dorian hits an Elbow to Steven’s stomach!
Arnaud: He hits Steven again, Dorian hits a third Elbow and that hit causes Steven to release the Headlock. Steven Bends down as Dorian Kicks Steven’s chest causing him to stand up straight. Dorian hits a European Uppercut, Dorian now hits a strong Clothesline which drops Steven to the mat.
Nora: Dorian gets Steen to his feet and Irish Whips him to the turnbuckle. Steven hits hard and falls having his back to the turnbuckle. Dorian runs over and tags in Kandy then runs at Steven for his Bronco Buster as both ladies get in the ring…
Arnaud: Steven gets his foot up hitting Dorian in Shorty's Zip Code!
Nora: Shorty’s zip code?
Arnaud: Dick Punch City!
Nora: Well, good thing Dorian made the tag as now Kandy and Melissa get back in the ring. Steven rolls under the ropes as Dorian rolls out to the floor. Kandy runs at Melissa for a Spear but Melissa moves out the way. Kandy’s shoulders hits the turnbuckle post as she goes through the middle and top rops.
Arnaud: Melissa grabs Kandy and sends her back to the turnbuckle post! Melissa grabs Kandy and picks her up for a Military Press!
Nora: Melissa keeps her up in the air as she turns to look at Steven. Melissa drops Kandy as she starts trashing talking to Steven. She dares him in the ring, Steven gets half way in as the Ref goes over to stop him…
Arnaud: Melissa turns around and starts choking Kandy!
Nora: Steven points at Melissa, the ref turns and runs over as Melissa lets go. Melissa rgets Kandy to her feet and smacks her in the face!!!
Arnaud: The crowd boos as Melissa goes for another smack but Kandy kicks Melissa in the stomach, the crowd pops ad Kandy then gives Melissa both middle fingers. Kandy kicks Melissa again for good measure then turns around, Kandy grabs Melissa head... Ruinously Stunned!!! (Cutter/Stunner)
Nora: Kandy just hit Melissa with her own move as she goes for the cover!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Your winners by pinfall… Steven Styles and Kandy Kaine!!!
Nora: A great match as Steven gets a win in his debut as Kandy also gets her first victory in Northern Lights.
Arnaud: and the crowd could not be happier as she was able to shut up Canada’s biggest enemy Melissa Ruin!
We see a very upset Melissa Ruin pacing back and forth in her locker room as Stacy and Debbi Ruin sit on chairs trying to talk her down, the crowd boos as they watch on from the Big Screen.
Melissa: No! This is bullshit! Kandy Kaine just embarrassed me out there I am not going to let that go. She's going to get hers, I'm going to do it without you two this one is personal.
Melissa keeps pacing as her face is red and breathes heavy. The fans see how mad she is and laugh at her.
Melissa: Kandy has not seen the last of me, I hate her more then these stupid Canadians!!!
The fans erupt in a massive boo.
Melissa: Kandy better be watching her back because Melissa is coming for that ass bitch! You and those damn 7th graders running around with my sisters Pride Tag Team Titles!!!
Melissa keeps pacing as she yells of the top of her lungs. Debbi gets up to hold Melissa but Melissa snaps and Hip Tosses Debbi to the ground. Stacy goes over to help calm Melissa but Melissa grabs her arm and gets behind her for a Chicken Wing. Stacy yells in pain as Debbi goes over to break it up.
Debbi struggles but manages to get Stacy free. Melissa while sitting up pushes herself to Kick Debbi in her knee knocking her over. Melissa sheds out a tear in anger.
Melissa: You two can lose all you want, I’m not a loser. Kandy made me look like one of these Stupid Canadians Losers!!! She's going to pay!!!
Melissa gets up and grabs a folding chair. She goes to leave the locker room but Stacy and Debbi tackle her to the ground to stop her.
Backstage, we see Queen of Apathy standing by with Quentin Dawson. She is picking at her nails as she avoids looking up to Quentin. He clears his throat and looks up to the camera as he begins speaking.
Quentin: I am here with Queen of Apathy, one of the participants in the Elimination Chamber Briefcase Match. Queen, how do you feel about participating in the first ever Elimination Chamber match for the ladies in Northern Lights Wrestling?
Apathy: I guess it is a good thing for the division. I’m sure people see it that way. I find the challenge to be absent of any kind of feeling.
Quentin: That is your MO, so I am not surprised. You are not excited at all about taking part in history, or the possibility of what is inside of the briefcase?
Apathy: I will fight and I will win the match. But there is no excitement over anything with this match.
Kandy: You aren’t even a little excited? Oh, I would love to be in a match like that!
Apathy sighs as she looks over to Kandy Kaine who smiles brightly as she walks up into the shot. Kandy looks to Apathy and goes to wrap her arms around Apathy, but Apathy turns away slightly.
Apathy: No thanks. I appreciate the sentiment, but I would rather not.
Kandy: Oh, you are shy. I won’t hold it against you. I just don’t understand how you aren’t super duper geeked about this match! I’m totally gels, Appy-tizer!
Apathy: I do understand the notion of being jealous that I am in a match that could very possibly make my career, Kandy.... Kaine, person? Do I think you deserve to be in this match as well? Yes, but do not expect me to give you my opportunity. I’m emotionally dead, not stupid.
Kandy slaps Apathy’s arm playfully, but enough for Apathy to stumble a couple of steps as Kandy gives her signature laugh.
Kandy: I never said you were stupid silly, but I really REALLY feel bad for your opponents. There’s no getting inside of your head.
Apathy: You can count on thhh…
Kandy slaps Apathy’s arm once more, laughing even louder as Apathy just sighs and turns to walk away as Kandy slaps at her knee. Once Kandy turns around and realizes that Apathy is gone, her joyful laughter disappears and she groans.
Kandy: I did it again… She sure didn’t say much, but she said more than most of the competitors in that match, right?
Quentin: I think you said more than most of the competitors in the match. Regardless, we will be seeing an amazing match at Turmoil as the ladies enter the Elimination Chamber! Take it away, Gemma.
The camera switches over to Gemma Frost standing in front of the men’s locker room area. She doesn’t look pleased to be there as she simply sighs and puts the microphone out to the side as Drew Masters approaches the microphone first.
Drew: I, um, guess I’m supposed to talk about the major Elimination Chamber briefcase match?
Gemma: Whatever gave you that idea?
Drew: Yeah, so this match is going to be classic. The level of competition in this match is ridiculous. Rory Rockefeller. Dorian B. Shorty. Ethan McBride. Along with myself and a mystery competitor, this match is just… I can’t even right now. I’m just so excited.
Drew is brushed aside, but the camera looks over to see nothing. However, panning down a couple of feet, “Shorty” Devin Tyler has his hands on his hips, and his eyes are narrowed in anger.
Shorty: You can’t even be having this conversation right now without mentioning the biggest draw to Northern Lights Wrestling, the man who is putting us on the goddamn map! Put me in the chamber, let me start things off, and I will put out not one, not two, or three, but five assholes right in their place, the same way I’m doing it in SCW right now!
Drew: Excuse me, but I was talking, and…
As Drew is getting ready to talk, Shorty begins rolling his fist, cracking his knuckles as he gets ready to send Drew to Dick Punch City, he is interrupted once more as Rory Rockefeller walks over to the group. He reaches over and lifts the camera back up to his level as he puffs out his chest.
Rory: Short stack, oh and “Shorty” too. Don’t go getting your hopes up, because I got my eyes on the prize, and there ain’t no way that I’m not gonna win this match. I have been sitting back and waiting for my time, and no offense to you gentlemen, but I’m tired of waiting. I’m gonna make this happen.
Drew: A whole week or two of seniority isn’t enough to justify looking past me. I’m still waiting for you to stop dodging me, by the way. My time is now, and I plan to seize this opportunity.
Rory: I ain’t dodged you. I’ll take you on right now, but the bosses forgot all about our little challenge. But trust me when I say that I’ll shake it up in the chamber on May 5th.
Shorty reaches up and pulls both men down by their shirts to his level as he looks between them, taking a moment on each man.
Shorty: The reason it isn’t your time is because it’s my time. I don’t have to rely on a Dick Punch to win matches, but I’m not above using it either. I’ll kick your asses one way or another, and I’ll make sure that I walk out with the briefcase.
Drew and Rory smile as they forget their own quarrel for a moment. However, before they can say anything, Dorian B slowly approaches the scene. He says nothing, but he takes a few slow, sensual bites from a bar of chocolate. He looks over toward the image of a briefcase on the screen behind the group. He nods his head and walks off to the men’s locker room door and disappears inside.
Shorty: That quiet motherf**ker better not win this thing, or I will… I will…
Shorty lets go of Rory and Drew’s shirts and they stand back up and straighten up their shirts. They finally lose control and start laughing at Shorty, who turns around and hits a Double Dick Punch to both, who are expecting it as they fall to their knees. Gemma does a slow clap.
Gemma: Now over to you Sai. You have to have a better segment than I did...
The cameras move backstage to find Sai Basu sitting down at a table with Stewart Mason and Gail Weston on one side, and Ahuevo on the other side. Ahuevo is dressed in a suit and tie alongside of his mask. Sai looks to each of his guests, and then over to the camera with a bright smile.
Sai: Good Evening, Northern Lights Wrestling fans in attendance, and watching live on WGN this evening. I am Sai Basu, and I am fortunate enough to sit down with our Avalanche Champion, Stewart Mason, and his hand picked challenger, Ahuevo.
Ahuevo: Thank you for having me, Sai. It is an honor to be in this position.
Stewart laughs as he adjusts his belt in front of him, making sure to show it off and assert that he is the champion.
Stewart: Yeah, no one cares what you think, these people here tonight paid their money to see the champ, not some masked chump.
Stewart smirks as Gail whispers something in his ear.
Stewart: Ahuevo, you and all the filthy skanks here tonight have something in common, you both suck and spend most of your time on your back looking up at the lights.
Sai: Now, please. Let’s try to keep this professional.
Ahuevo: No, is okay, Sai. I never pay attention to anything said by someone who has never been in the position they are criticizing. Thankfully, last month, we all saw Stewart flat on his back when I gave him his first loss in Northern Lights Wrestling. Let’s pay attention to the champ, shall we?
Ahuevo chuckles as the audience cheers and laughs from ringside. Sai taps his note cards on the table as he is ready to proceed, but is quickly cut off by Stewart.
Gail yells at the crowd to shut their mouths.
Stewart: Listen, chump, yeah you got a fluke win over me, and people still don't give a crap about you, because they know at Turmoil I'm walking in the Champ, and at the end of the night I'm walking out the champ.
Ahuevo: Fluke win. I love that excuse, mang. It’s a real classic. Lemme go ahead and as the fans, do you think Stewie be walking out of Turmoil as the Avalanche Champion?
Crowd: NOOOOOOOOOOO! BOOOOOOOOOO!
Ahuevo: So now we established that you’re a liar and a fraud at best. Delusional at least. You can call it what you want, but the fact is that I beat you. All excuses aside, I beat you and I proved it can happen once. Go ahead and pretend it won’t happen again, homes, because that was your mistake last time…
Stewart chuckles and looks towards Gail
Stewart: Can you believe this guy.
He then turns is focus back to Ahuevo.
Stewart: You can kiss up to these idiots all you want, but they won't be any stinking help at Turmoil and realize something else, the folks are Fort Knox are gonna root for one of their own, not some masked goof like you.
Sai: We have gotten a few questions from the audience via Twitter and…
Ahuevo: You really think so? When you go out there and disrespect everyone? You disrespect your own countrymen, and I bet you there are at least ten of your own out there right now. If you can’t even show your own respect, how the hell do you expect the US military to support you?
Sai: We are beginning to run out of time, and these questions aren’t…
Ahuevo: I’m not finished, Sai. You want to treat me like a joke, that’s fine. You want to pick me to face you because you think it’s going to be an easy win, then you are mistaken, mang. I won’t be an easy mark, and your little plan will blow up in your face. I just hope that you are prepared for it, because at the end of the day, you are nothing but a coward. You are a p**sy, Stewart, and an even bigger one that don’t know how to shut up than the one sitting next to you!
Stewart: Dumbass, you do realize that I'm ex Military right, served my country, and served next to U.S military in operations all over the world, they respect someone who knows what they are going through, you may get deported, and have to go back to that third world piece of shit country called Mexico.
Sai opens his mouth to speak, but Ahuevo leaps over him and onto Stewart. Gail screams as she gets up from her seat and backs away. Ahuevo and Stewart begin trading blows with one another, taking down the Turmoil promotional set in the process. Ahuevo seems to get the upper hand for just a moment as he spears Stewart across ten feet and into a loading dock door. Stewart flips him around and hits rapid shoulderbutts to Ahuevo’s midsection into the dock door. Security rushes over and three men pull each competitor aside.
Ahuevo: I’ll take that title back to my “piece of shit country”, homes. That Avalanche title is mine!
Stewart laughs as he scoops the belt up and holds it high above his head as Ahuevo is ushered away from the scene.
"Shorty" Devin Tyler & Jerry Cann Vs. The Fox Brothers
Liam: This next match is set for one fall!!!
Lights go down as "Shorty Bounce" by Lil Wayne starts up. As the lyrics start "Shorty" Devin Tyler comes out onto the stage, shuffling across the stage with swag.
Liam: First on the way to the ring from Oakland, CA!! Devin “Shorty” Tyler!!!!!
He stops center stage and throws his arms out to the side and spins around twice as he bounces down to the ring. "Shorty" takes the bottom rope to help pull him up onto the apron. He steps under the bottom rope and bounces around the ring with his arms out at his side, welcoming whatever reaction he gets.
Liam: His partner for tonight…
Clint Eastwood by Gorillaz starts to play
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
Liam: Fiest on his way to the ring... he weighs in at 227 Ibs, from Las Vegas Nevada... Jerry Cann!!!!
Jerry Walks out to the rampway to a small pop. He looks around as he makes his way to the ring.
I'm useless but not for long
The future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
Jerry now at ringside high fives a few kids in the front row before sliding into the ring.
Finally, someone let me out of my cage
Now time for me is nothing 'cause I'm counting no age
Now I couldn't be there
Now you shouldn't be scared
I'm good at repairs
And I'm under each snare
Jerry goes to a corner waiting for the match to start.
Liam: And their opponents…
“What Does The Fox Say?” by Ylvis starts to play. The crowd looks up the ramp as they try to see who is coming out. Two men comes out…
Liam: On the way to the ring, the team of Jason and Mason Fox, the Fox Brothers!!!
Jason and Mason comes out the curtain and wave to the crowd. The fans look on unsure what to think of the two wrestlers. Jason and Mason get in the ring as they walk around the ring, dancing along to the music before settling into their corner.
Ding: Ding! Ding!
Arnaud: Now this is going to be an interesting matchup here. We have two brothers taking on two men who have not seen eye-to-eye since they first had their match when Jerry debut. So this will be interesting to see how they take on the two Fox brothers!
Nora: I agree with you as the two will have to work together and they plan on winning this match.
Arnaud: and seeing how they're arguing over who should start the match only tells me they're in for a long night.
Nora: Shorty is refusing to let Jerry starts the ring… Dick Punch City on Jerry!
Arnaud: I guess Shorty will be starting this match after all!
Nora: Jason waits on as he starts this match for the Fox’s. Shorty looks at Jason and wobbles… I mean runs at Jason.
Arnaud: Careful there sweetie... Jason lifts his legs up for a big boot but misses, Shorty Spears, the other leg knocking him to the ground.
Nora: Jason gets up as pushes Shorty to the ground.
Arnaud: Jerry is still down as well, that punch from Shorty is a real ball buster!
Nora: Shorty gets to his feet, Jason runs over and Shorty, Shorty extends his arm for a Dick Punch but Jason grabs Shorty’s arm and pulls him to toss him across the the ring but Shorty hangs on to Jason’s Arm and hits him with a ArmDrag instead!
Arnaud: Nice counter by Shorty… Jason sits up s Shorty goes over and starts hitting Jason with Lefts and Rights Punches!!!
Nora: Jason gets his hands up to block… Leg Sweep by Jason knocking Shorty to the mat. Jason now crawls over and tags in Mason!
Arnaud: Mason gets on the top turnbuckle! Shorty gets up as Mason jumps off!!!
Nora: He nails Shorty with a Missile Dropkick!
Arnaud: Mason gets Shorty up and picks him up for a Bodyslam!
Nora: Mason gets Shorty to his feet and send him to the ropes. Jerry tags himself in as Shorty bounces back. Mason hits Shorty with a Dropkick… Jerry runs in and tackles Mason to the ground.
Arnaud: Mason pushes Jerry off of him. The two get back to there feet. Mason jumps up for a Frankensteiner but Jerry counters it to a Sitout Powerbomb for the cover!
Nora: Mason rolls out the pinfall and rushes in for a Clothesline!
Arnaud: Mason goes back to his corner to tag in his brother Jason.
Nora: Jason gets in as Jerry gets to his feet. Jason comes in giving Jerry a Chop to the chest, then another one. Jason goes for a third one but Jerry blocks it and hits one of his own.
Arnaud: Jerry grabs Jason and hits a Belly to Belly Suplex! Jerry picks Jason up… Jason starts hitting Jerry with Rapid Stomps and Punches. Jason grabs Jerry and sends him to the ropes!
Nora: Jerry tags in Shorty, Jerry bounces off as Shorty gets in the ring. Jerry nails a Leaping Clothesline on Jason as Shorty goes over and grabs Jason’s arm for an Armbar!
Arnaud: Jason, ver powers to bend his arm. Jason rolls over on top of Shorty and gives him an Elbow to the face.
Nora: Jasn gets up and gets Shorty up for a Scoop Slam!
Arnaud: Jason runs to the opposite side of the ring… Shorty gets on all fours as Jason runs at Shorty… Punt Kick!!!
Nora: Jason goes for the cover!!!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
What does the Fox Say starts to play as the Fox get there hands raised by the referee
Liam: Yur winners of this match by pinfall… Jason and Mason Fox… The Fox Brothers!!!