Showdown - July 25th, 2018 Results Jul 26, 2018 3:01:41 GMT -6
Post by Tad Ezra on Jul 26, 2018 3:01:41 GMT -6
Showdown Comes to you LIVE in Lafayette, Louisiana on Wednesday July 25th, 2018 broadcast on WGN, featuring the stars of Northern Lights Wrestling...
Liam: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from South of the Border, weighing in at 177lb and standing at 5’8”, he is “Senor Hell Yeah”... Aaaaaaaahuuuuuevooooooooo!!!
“Sueltate y Toma” by Reggae Black begins playing over the speakers when a red light shines from behind the curtains. As they open, the figure of Ahuevo is seen standing there. He bounces around to the beat of the music. He charges down the ramp, and as he makes it to the ring, he leaps through with a somersault, kneeling on one knee in the ring. He looks out to the crowd, pointing across them all in a circle. He then runs up the turnbuckle and does a flip off of it, landing on his hands as he walks across the ring to his corner on them before coming down to a crouching position as he waits for his opponent.
Clint Eastwood by Gorillaz starts to play
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
Liam: On his way to the ring... he weighs in at 227 Ibs, from Las Vegas Nevada... Jerry Cann!!!!
Jerry Walks out to the rampway to a small pop. He looks around as he makes his way to the ring.
I'm useless but not for long
The future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
Jerry now at ringside high fives a few kids in the front row before sliding into the ring.
Finally, someone let me out of my cage
Now time for me is nothing 'cause I'm counting no age
Now I couldn't be there
Now you shouldn't be scared
I'm good at repairs
And I'm under each snare
Jerry goes to a corner waiting for the match to start.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Nora: This match starts off hot when Ahuevo darts at Jerry, who is taken aback by the sudden attack.
Arnaud: These two have teamed up for most of NLW’s livelihood. Ahuevo is trying to get at Jerry as if they were worst of enemies. Jerry ducks and dodges punches from the masked villain.
Nora: Ahuevo connects with a surprise kick to the side of the head as Jerry goes down to the mat. Jerry rolls back to his feet as he shouts out at Ahuevo. Ahuevo goes back at it as Jerry continues to block.
Arnaud: Ahuevo throws Jerry into the ropes, and as he rebounds, he goes for a Rear Headlock, but Ahuevo moves Jerry’s arm from around his neck and hits a fast Fireman’s Carry, flipping then bridging into a pin.
Nora: Jerry rolls over to the corner, and as Ahuevo gets to his feet, he leaps forward with a Clothesline From Hell to the smaller masked man. Ahuevo bounces off of the mat, and Jerry flips him over into a Sharpshooter maneuver.
Arnaud: Ahuevo tries to crawl toward the ropes, clenching his fists as he does so. He makes it only a couple of inches before Jerry pulls him over toward the complete opposite ropes, shouting back as he tries to talk to Ahuevo.
Nora: Ahuevo begins screaming out in pain as he falls against the mat. Jerry holds on for a few more seconds before feeling Ahuevo tighten up as he continues to scream out, holding onto his lower back as Jerry lets go.
Arnaud: Jerry steps back as Ahuevo pounds the mat with his free hand, arching his back as he contorts.
Ahuevo: What the hell, hombre?! Damn it!
Nora: The referee leans down to check on him before calling the medical team down to the ring. Seconds later, Dr. Gracie Staggs leads her team down. She checks on Ahuevo who continues to scream.
Arnaud: Jerry seems to be apologizing? Showing concern for Ahuevo as he writhes on the ground. Staggs flips him over onto his back, causing him to shout even louder. She waves the medics over, as two step inside with the stretcher in their hands.
Nora: They helps Ahuevo onto the stretcher as he screams out. Jerry keeps a safe distance between him and Ahuevo, but continues checking in.
Arnaud: Jerry rolls out of the ring with one of the medics as they adjust the stretcher, popping the wheels out. Jerry reaches a hand out to his friend, and Ahuevo takes it as he tries to hide the pained hisses and groans.
Nora: They begin to roll as Jerry walks with the medics and Dr. Staggs. The fans are almost stunned silent by this as they head toward the ramps. Ahuevo shakes his head as he looks out to the audience.
Ahuevo: We… we need to give these fans a show.
Arnaud: Jerry shakes his head as Ahuevo tries to sit up. He begins unstrapping himself as he groans. Dr. Staggs tries to get him to lie back down and he does.
Nora: But before they can reattach the straps… Wait, what is this?!
Arnaud: Ahuevo hits an Arm Drag on Jerry Cann, sending him into the barricade! The fans are going nuts, booing loudly. Ahuevo crashes Jerry into the opposite barricade. As Jerry tries to rebound, Ahuevo hits a Back Body Drop onto the stretcher!
Nora: Ahuevo rams Jerry into the steel steps with a Running Bulldog! He rolls back inside of the ring and tells Jade Pham to count. She reluctantly obliges.
Arnaud: Jerry starts to stir a little.
Nora: Jerry stumbles up to his feet, trying to get his wits back when…
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here is your winner… Ahuevo!!!
Ahuevo’s music begins playing over the speakers as Ahuevo raises his arms up in the air. As Jerry slides back inside of the ring, a smile is seen on the bare lips of Ahuevo as he rolls outside of the ring. He slowly walks up the ramp backward, bouncing a bit to his music as the fans boo him loudly.
Backstage inside the Cajundome Stewart and Gail are making their way to their locker room Stewart has he newly retained Avalanche Title over his shoulder. Stewart looks at the title on his shoulder.
Stewart: Back where it belongs.
Gail and Stewart notice Gemma standing inside their locker room, Gemma turns to greet Stewart and Gail.
Gemma: Nice to see the title back where it belongs.
Stewart: Back where its gonna stay for a while.
Gemma: So who do you think your next challenger will be.
Stewart: I really don’t care to be honest, whoever it is I’ll beat them like I’ve beaten everyone else.
Stewart and Gail give Gemma a look over.
Gail: You’re looking real hot tonight.
Gemma: Ah, thanks.
Stewart: You know Gemma, the three of you could get along real well.
Gail: and we don’t bite, unless you ask of course.
Gemma begins to tug at her shirt.
Gemma: Wow, its hot in here. So your not in action tonight huh.
Stewart: Guess ol Tad decided to give the champ the night off. Which means If we want to leave early we can, so how about you join us after the show.
Gemma: The hell with it, yeah I’ll join you after the show.
Liam: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Iiiiiiiiiintroducing first, from Hollywood, CA standing at 5’8” and weighing in at 165lb, she is… Mz Holllllllly Woooooooooooooood!!!
"Hollywood" by Collective blasts over the sound system as a pink shadow box appears through the curtains. The silhouette of a lovely lady dancing is seen from the inside, seducing the crowd with her feminine wiles. It comes to rest at the edge of the stage, and after a moment, the lady inside kicks her way through the thin paper to reveal... Holly Wood! Mz. Wood if you nasty. She flips her blonde hair over her shoulder as she raises her arms in the air, loosening her hips before sashaying down the ramp. She climbs onto the apron, swaying her hips back and forth as she lowers herself down into a split position. She crawls under the ropes and does a sexy pose on the mat before leaping up, dancing around the ring to the music as she waits for her opponent.
Liam: Aaaaaaaaand his opponent, standing at 3’11” and weighing in at 165lb, he is… “Shorty” Devin Tyyyyyyyyyyylerrrrrrr!!!
Lights go down as "Shorty Bounce" by Lil Wayne starts up. As the lyrics start "Shorty" Devin Tyler comes out onto the stage, shuffling across the stage with swag. He stops center stage and throws his arms out to the side and spins around twice as he bounces down to the ring. "Shorty" takes the bottom rope to help pull him up onto the apron. He steps under the bottom rope and bounces around the ring with his arms out at his side, welcoming whatever reaction he gets.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Nora: Holly Wood looks outside around the ring at the Bad Boys. Tim gets on the apron causing Hollywood to turn around.
Arnaud: Shorty runs at Holly Wood and smacks Holly in the ass!
Nora: Holly Wood turns around and goes to smack Shorty but he ducks and hits Dick Punch City!!!
Arnaud: Nothing! Holly waves her finger no as Shorty looks in shock.
Nora: Holly hits a kick to the chest of Shorty dropping him to the floor causing him to do a back roll.
Arnaud: Shorty rolls to his feet as Holly Wood runs in and Clotheslines Shorty back to the ground. Holly Wood goes for the cover.
Nora: Shorty kicks out, Holly Wood gets off of Shorty as the two get to there feet. Holly Wood tries to grab Shorty but Shorty runs in between Holly Wood legs and jumps up hitting a Headbutt Low Blow?!?!?
Arnaud: Holy Wood goes down holding his you know what!
Nora: The crowd boos as Shorty laughs, the Bad Boys cheer him on at ring side. The ref warns Shorty but Shorty looks as if he doesn't care what the ref has to say.
Arnaud: Shorty walks to the turnbuckle, the crowd boo as Shorty climbs to the top. Shorty goes for a Frog Splash but misses as Holly Wood rolls out the way hitting his chest hard on the mat.
Nora: Holly Wood gets up and goes to hit the ropes, Tim grabs Holly Wood’s leg causing Hollly Wood to trip and fall on the floor.
Arnaud: Holly Wood gets up and starts yelling at Tim Staggs. Holly Wood turns roud to look at Shorty, Tim leans in and grabs Holly Wood’s leg to trip him up again.
Nora: Holly Wood gets right back up smacking the floor with his hand in the process. The crowd boos as Holly Wood looks upset. Holly Wood gets on the turnbuckle as Shorty gets on his feet.
Arnaud: Holly Wood jumps off the turnbuckle hitting a Missile Dropkick to Tim Staggs on the outside!!!
Nora: Holly Wood and Tim Staggs start trading punches as Shorty tries to keep the ref distracted.
Arnaud: Dax gets between them but Holly Wood, Clothesline Dax to the floor. The ref finally turns around and sees Holly Wood and Tim trading blows again and calls for the bell.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Ladies and gentlemen, this match has been called a no contest!!!
Security rush over and break it up. Holly pushesand makes his way to Liam and takes the microphone as Security take the Bad Boys up the ramp.
Holly: Now you KNOW I didn’t come here for a no contest. This is not working for me, henny!
The Bad Boys laugh as they get to the top of the ramp way. They mock Holly Wood before going to the back.
Holly: I want a match, a real wrestling match,not these silly games the Bad Boys like to play.
Holly wood slides back inside the ring.
Holly: The fans came to see wrestling and I came to wrestle. Someone needs to make this right.
“Play Hard” by Krewella begins playing as the audience claps heartily for the arrival of the General Manager. The lights come up as Tad walks onto the stage in a grey suit. He looks from side to side before raising the microphone to his lips.
Tad: Holly Wood, I agree with everything you are saying. The fans did come here to see wrestling. But as far as giving you another match tonight, I don’t have any singles wrestler free to book last minute.
The crowd starts to boo Tad.
Tad: Hey, I want to give her the match I just don’t have anyone.
What Does The Fox Say by Ylvis starts to play. The crowd starts to go crazy as Martha, Jason and Mason Fox come out.
Martha: I think I can be of some service Tad.
The crowd cheers as the camera zoom in on the Fox Brothers. They play rock, paper, scissor. Mason goes for paper as Jason goes for rock.
Mason jumps up in the air then runs down the ramp.
Martha: Now Holly Wood gets her match.
Jason and Martha head to the back as Tad nods his head and follows behind them. Mason gets in the ring and starts dancing to his theme song as the crowd sing the lyrics. Holly Wood can’t help but start dancing with Mason.
Once the song finishes Mason goes to a corner as Holly Wood goes to the opposite corner.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Arnaud: Holly Wood gets the match he wanted. The two walk to the center and shake hands. The crowd cheer the two as they tie up.
Nora: Mason gets the advantage and scoops up Holly Wood for a Body Slam. Mason goes for an Elbow Drop but Holly Wood rolls out the way. Mason pops up before Holly Wood gets to her feet.
Arnaud: Mason rushes in but Holly Wood hits a Hip Toss. Mason pops right up and rushes Holly Wood again but Holly drops down and grbs Mason for a Monkey Flip.
Nora: Mason pops back up, Holly Wood goes for a Dropkick but Mason ducks and runs to the ropes. Mason bounces off the ropes, Mason comes in and Tackles Holly Wood to the mat.
Arnaud: Mason picks Holly Wood up by her hair. Mason picks Holly Wood up for a Power Slam. Mason takes a few steps then drops Holly Wood down.
Nora: Mason picks Holly Wood back up and sends her to the ropes. Holly Wood bounces off as ason jumps up in the air, Mason wraps his legs around Holly Wood’s head for a Frankensteiner!!!
Arnaud: Mason goes for the cover.
Nora: Almost three but Holly Wood gets her shoulder up right in the nick of time!
Arnaud: Mason can’t believe it! Mason gets up and goes to the corner. Mason climbs to the top turnbuckle and turns around to face the ring… Holly Wood does a Kip Up and runs right at Mason… Super Monkey Flip by Holly Wood on Mason!!!!
The crowd pops
Nora: Holly Wood gets on the top turnbuckle and quickly jumps off for a Sashay Away!!! (Shining Star Press)
Arnaud: Holly Wood ges for the cover!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Your winner of this match… Holly Wood!!!
Holly Wood gets off of Mason. Mason rolls over and goes to the ropes to help helpself up. Holly Wood goes over to help him. The Bad Boys run down the ramp way and slides into the ring.
Tim and Dax attack Holly Wood as Shorty kicks Mason Fox in the chest. The crowd boos turn to cheers as Jason Fox runs down the ramp.
Jason tackles Dax as Tim hits a Pile Driver on Holly Wood. Mason tries to get up but Shorty keeps stopping on Mason’s hands.
Tim goes to pulls Jason off of Dax and hit a DDT. Mason Leg Sweeps Shorty to knock him to the mat. Mason gets up and Spears Tim Staggs. Dax gets up and Superkick Holly Wood as she gets to her feet.
Referee and security rush the ring to break up the brawl.
“Play Hard” hits the speakers again, and Tad Ezra wastes no time in coming out to the stage again, microphone at the ready.
Tad: Guys, guys, guys!!! Clearly you all want to fight each other. But this brawling is not going to happen. But at the next Avalanche you will all be in matches. Mason Fox will go one on one with Shorty!
The crowd pops
Tad: Jason Fox will take on Dax Beckett!
The crowd pops.
Tad: Holly Wood will go one on one with Tim Staggs!
The crowd pops.
Tad: Everyone not in the match will be banned from ringside, anyone who cheats will be fined $25,000 dollars and suspended for 30 days!
Holly Wood gets on a turnbuckle to pop the crowd as security get the Bad Boys out the ring.
We go backstage and see Jerry Cann with Kandy Kaine.
Jerry: This really sucks, you think you make a friend and then something like that happens. I guess it’s true, there are no friends in this business.
Kandy: That’s not true.
Jerry: Sure it is, look at the BS Ahuevo just did. Everyone is all about themselves.
Kandy: That’s not true!
Jerry: Kandy, you can’t trust anyone in this business.
Kandy gets upset and softly slaps Jerry in the face.
Kandy: The company throw us together as a tag team. I trust my partner, I like to think he is my friend. But I guess not if he thinks I can’t be trusted.
Jerry: Sorry Kandy, of course I trust you. I guess I was wrong, friends are not common so the ones you do make you need to keep. Kandy, you are one of the few, we are a tag team not just because they put us together but because if I had to pick anyone to be my partner in NLW it would have been you Kandy.
Kandy: Good, so how about we talk about are plans for the next time we have a tag match.
Jerry: Well, I want a match with Ahuevo so I hope he can find himself a partner so you and I can show the fans all the rest of the locker room what great tag team wrestling is.
Kandy: Now that’s the Jerry Cann I know. Lets go.
The two start walking away as the camera cut back to ring side.
With SPECIAL COMMENTATOR:
Liam: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
The fans begin to boo loudly as "Superfical" by Heidi Montag hits over the public address system
It aint that easy, it aint that easy
it aint that easy, but it aint so hard
It aint that easy, it aint that easy
it aint that easy, but it aint so hard
As the lights dim and flash gold all over the arena, a lone spotlight forms at the entrance ramp as out from the back first steps Chanelle with a stern look on his face. After a few moments, Melissa walks out from behind, looking lavish. As she claps within a few seconds in arrogant and exaggerated fashion, Angel Kash herself walks out as the fans boo loudly.
Liam: Iiiiiiiintroducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Avalanche Champion, Angel Kash… He have Melissa Ruin and Chanelle Martinez… Nobilllllllllllityyyyyyyyyy!!!
Hopin' out the maserati
All I see is paparazzi
Snapping pictures for the
Front cover of a magazine
So I pose in everything I wear
Love to make the people stare
Always center of attention
Lookin' so bootylicious
Angel blows an arrogant kiss to the fans before doing a series of arrogant poses at the top of the ramp. She then says something to Melissa and Chanelle as they first go ahead, before the arrogant rich blonde bombshell does an arrogant supermodel like strut down to the ring, taunting the fans as she walks by them, before rudely sticking out her hand, and flipping her hair arrogantly as she brushes past the fans, not letting them even come close to touching her. She makes her way up the ring steps with Chanelle, holding her hand from the outside, as Melissa is standing in front of her on the ring apron. Angel then points down as he holds the ropes for her; she enters and poses in the center of the ring as the fans boo loudly. After that, she lays on the top turnbuckle nonchalantly taunting the fans as Melissa hands her a mirror and she admires her beauty. She steps out of the ring and grabs her headset to join the announcers table.
"J'ai un grand projet pour l'avenir
Pour lui plaire je vais devenir "
Jenny from from the curtain to cheers ad whistling from the men in the arena. Jenny waves at the crowd as she gets introduced.
Liam: On the way to the ring, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada!!! Jenifer Lacroix!!!
Jenny rocks out on the way to the ring jumping to the eat of the song as the lyrics play.
"La Stone Family
I am Marvin Gaye
Liam: And their opponents… Introducing first, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, standing at 5’3” and weighing in at 120lb, she is… Jenifer LaCroix!!!
Oh Yeah , Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah
Jenny slides i the ring ad continues to jump around to the eat getting the crowd hyped up for the match.
Tu sais, tu sais, tu sais
Demain ou peut-être jamais"
Jenny climbs to the middle turnbuckle as the music fades out raising her hand i the air getting a last minute pop from the crowd.
The lights in the arena drop down and "Sex Metal Barbie" by In This Moment begins playing. The ring crew brings out a wooden plank, meant to resemble the Mean Girls Runway of yester-year, fastening it tightly to the ring, as it looks like it will fall apart at any minute. Before they can even disperse, the curtains open, and Celeste is wheeled out onto the ramp in front of a podium. A spotlight appears on her as a man dressed in a potato sack walks out behind her, helping her down onto the stage. She is dressed in a pair of red hot pants and a Mean Girls tank top tied just above the navel, and an opened hooded jacket. She has red streaks in her hair as she slightly pulls back her hood to show off her face and the obnoxiously sparkling tiara on her head, taking a drag from the cigar in her right hand.
Liam: Making her way to the ring, hailing from Beverly Hills, California, standing at 5 feet 6 inches, and weighing in at 132 pounds... "Queen C"... Celeste North!!!
She struts along the "runway" slowly, showing off everything she's got, a cigar in her hands. She takes a puff of it and winks as she exhales slowly. She then flips her hair from side to side seductively as men wearing dress suits and potato sacks over their heads line the runway, taking photos of her. Celeste takes a puff from the cigar before dropping it to the arena floor. The first hooded man holds the ropes open for her as she enters the ring. She struts around to the music for a moment, shedding her black hooded jacket. She puckers up her lips as she blows kisses to the fans, and then directly at Angel.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Angel: My girls have this match in the bag.
Nora: Jenifer and Melissa start things off. Melissa laughs at Jenifer, turning her back to showboat, but Jenifer steps up behind her and grabs Melissa’s arm, choking her with it!
Angel: Um, isn’t that illegal? If not, it should be!
Arnaud: The crowd cheers for Jenifer as Melissa waves her other arm around wildly, catching the tag to Chanelle. Chanelle comes in and punches Jenifer right in the face.
Nora: As Jenifer lets go of Melissa, Melissa rolls under the ropes and onto the apron to catch her breath. Chanelle begins shouting at her wildly, bouncing her head from side to side. Jenifer keeps her head bowed.
Arnaud: Chanelle goes for another punch, but Jenifer ducks it and grabs Chanelle’s arm, pulling her down to the ground in a wicked Armbar. Chanelle quickly moves around to hook her legs on the ropes.
Angel: Great ring awareness by Chanelle. I taught her that, by the way.
Nora: Somehow I doubt that… Dylan Roberts begins his count, but Jenifer lets go quickly. As she stands up, Chanelle holds a hand up, telling her to give some space.
Arnaud: As Jenifer backs up and the referee has hold of her, Chanelle grabs onto her short hair and jumps on her back with a Falling Guillotine Leg Drop. Chanelle raises her arms in the air.
Chanelle: That’s what I’m talkin’ bout, baby!
Angel: Yes, Chan. Yes. Represent Nobility.
Nora: Chanelle should spend less time showboating. Jenifer wraps Chanelle’s own arm around her neck for the same choke, but Melissa isn’t so close this time.
Arnaud: Melissa comes inside of the ring, but Celeste is there to stop her this time. Celeste hits a Jawbreaker on Melissa, but the distraction lets Chanelle slip out of the hold, bringing Jenifer back over into a German Suplex.
Angel: I also taught her how to take advantage of an opponent’s weakness. It is how I have held onto my Avalanche Championship belt here for as long as I have.
Nora: It has nothing to do with lawyers, I assure you… As Jenifer rolls back, Melissa holds onto her shoulders as she tries to fight it. Chanelle darts forward with the Rear View maneuver. She knocks right into Melissa though!
Angel: No! She did not learn that mistake from me.
Arnaud: Melissa holds onto the ropes instead of falling, but she is shaken a bit. She steps inside of the ring and Jenifer rushes at her. Melissa ducks underneath and catches Jenifer with a Superkick.
Nora: As Jenifer falls back, Melissa pulls her back to her feet, and then she goes to whip Jenifer into the ropes, Jenifer holds onto them and instantly tags Celeste in.
Arnaud: Celeste climbs inside and instantly pummels Melissa with a Lou Thesz Press. She drops gets a few good hits in before Melissa rolls over on top of Celeste, unleashing a fury of punches of her own.
Angel: Show that peasant who’s boss, Mel. Come on!
Nora: Celeste rolls her back over and begins choking her as Dylan Roberts instantly breaks it up. Celeste grits her teeth as she tries to calm down enough to get back in the game.
Angel: Psycho much?
Arnaud: As Melissa rushes past the referee for a cheap shot, Celeste ducks and brings her up into a Samoan Drop. She goes for the cover, but Chanelle gets inside of the ring, causing Celeste to jump up into a Spear unlike anything we’ve ever seen!
Nora: Chanelle rolls to the outside as she approaches Angel. Melissa grabs onto Celeste’s hair and yanks her down to the ground. She begins stomping wildly as she points to Jenifer to challenge her as well.
Arnaud: Angel drops her headset as she and Chanelle go to enter the ring. The referee holds Angel back as Chanelle pulls Jenifer inside of the ring. Melissa and Chanelle begin bashing away at their opponents, choking, clawing, and anything they can manage!
Nora: That is, until Valentina comes running down the ramp and toward the ring. She chases Angel out of the ring as Angel runs circles around it. She quickly scoops up her Avalanche Championship and runs up the ramp as Valentina catches her right at the top!
Arnaud: With the distraction, Melissa gets out of the ring to help Angel, but Jenifer is able to tag herself in quickly. She comes right back inside, seconds after exiting the ring. Chanelle turns right into… The Kimura Lock! Looking around, there is no one to tag and nowhere to go!
Nora: Chanelle tries to hold out for as long as she can, but she knows how this hold is, and she taps!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here are your winners… Jenifer LaCroix and Celeste North!!!
Celeste and Jenifer immediately roll out of the ring to help Valentina fight off Melissa and Angel. Chanelle soon follows and joins the fight as it spills backstage.
The brawl continues on as Tad arrives with security to break it up.
Tad: All day today, one match after another. I’m not sure what is going on but all these brawls need to end. You fight in the ring, not at ringside or backstage, unless it’s a hardcore match.
Tad takes a second.
Tad: Yes, a hardcore match, that gives me an idea. Next Avalanche, we will have a hardcore match as Melissa Ruin, you will go one on one with Jenifer Lacroix in a falls count anywhere.
The crowd can be heard cheering in the background.
Tad: Valentina, you will team up with Celeste North to face Angel Kash and Chanelle Martinez in a tables match!
The crowd pops again as we hear them in the background. Tad walks away as security stays between the women. Camera go back to ring side.
Liam: The following Non-Title Tag Team contest is a MIXED Tag Team Match scheduled for one fall!
Take Five starts to play as we here the jazz beat coming we see Eric Weaver coming from the curtains.
"Won't you stop and take
A little time out with me
Just take five"
Eric waves at the fans as he walks down the ramp.
Liam: Iiiiiiintroducing first… From Chicago, IL standing at 6’0” and weighing in at 175lb, he is… Eric Weaver!!!
"Though I'm going out of my way
Just so I can pass by each day
Not a single word do we say
It's a pantomime and not a play
Still, I know our eyes often meet
I feel tingles down to my feet
When you smile, that's much too discreet
Sends me on my way"
Eric slides in the ring from underneath the bottom ropes.
"Wouldn't it be better
Not to be so polite
You could offer a light
Start a little conversation now
It's alright, just take five
Just take five"
As the music fades we see Eric holding his right hand in the air as he looks over to the crowd.
Liam: Aaaaand his partner, from Charlotte, NC standing at 5’4” and weighing in at 120lb, she is… “The Nurse” Cindy Warren!!!
“Get Well Soon by Reggie & The Full Effect” blasts all over the speakers. As it does the beautiful Cindy Warren emerges from the back accompanied by her husband James. She smiles as she is wearing a stethoscope around her neck. She holds the end to the crowd to check the life of the crowd and they welcome her with loud cheers. She grins as she stretches her arms out and slaps the hands of the people cheering her on. She slides into the ring and slowly rises to her feet. She proudly raises her hands in the air and waits for her opponent to come out.
Liam: Aaaaaand their opponents… Introducing first, from Chicago, IL standing at 6’3” and weighing in at 255lb, he is… Eeeeethan McBriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide!!!
"I Don't Care" by Apocalyptica begins to blare through the arena as Ethan McBride emerges from the back with a slow, methodical pace glaring with smug, dirty looks at the fans as he makes his way to the ring.
Liam: Aaaaaand his partner… from New York City, NY standing at 5’7” and weighing in at 135lb, she is… Kinleyyyyyyyyyyyy Carliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisle!!!
"Problem" by Natalia Kills plays through the arena as she steps out from the back taunting anyone and everyone she can as she makes her way down the aisle towards the ring...
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Arnaud: Eric Weaver and Ethan McBride start things off as Kinley darts across the ring to knock Cindy to the outside.
Nora: As Eric looks over at this, ready to do something about it, Ethan lifts the much smaller Eric over his head into a Military Press Slam!
Arnaud: Weaver lands on his feet, and as McBride turns around, he is caught with a Super Kick. Ethan stumbles a bit, until Eric hits a second Super Kick that sends him down to the mat.
Nora: Eric goes down for the cover as Kinley Carlisle climbs in the ring.
Arnaud: Before the count of two, Kinley pulls Weaver by the leg. He stands up on his free leg as he tries to maintain his balance. As Kinley goes for a Leg Sweep, Eric jumps over it. However, Ethan is right there with a European Uppercut that sends him reeling.
Nora: Ethan brings Eric over with a Snapmare, and then hits a Bell Clap. Cindy taps her foot impatiently as she is aching to get inside of this Mixed Tag Team Match. Eric’s ears are ringing as he stumbles up to his feet.
Arnaud: Kinley is forced to the outside of the ring as Ethan sizes Eric up. Ethan finally picks Eric up into a Scoop Slam, but Eric wiggles his way down Ethan’s back.
Nora: Belly-To-Back Suplex! Eric bridges into a pin, arching his back for more pressure!
Arnaud: Kinley was ready to get inside of the ring, but Ethan got a shoulder up before she has a chance. However, she makes it worth her while as she slaps Eric across the back of the head. He turns around, glaring at her as he rises up.
Nora: He takes a few steps back, quickly tagging Cindy in! Kinley prepares to exit the ring when referee Ryan Richards reminds her for the Mixed Tag Team rules! She doesn’t want any of an angry Cindy as she ducks outside and CIndy follows.
Arnaud: They are running circles around the ring as Kinley tries her best to get away from Cindy. The chase is on as they make a couple rounds before Kinley stops. She ducks under a clothesline attempt.
Nora: Kinley then begins running the opposite way, wearing on Cindy from the chase. As they round the corner, Kinley stops and hits the Bye Felicia on Cindy!
Arnaud: Kinley is about to celebrate her victory inside of the ring, when Eric Weaver tosses her over the top rope to break up the count! Ryan Richards guides Eric back over to his corner as he holds his hands up innocently.
Nora: Kinley is upset as she once against rolls inside of the ring. She saunters around the ring, already in celebration.
Arnaud: But Cindy is getting back to her feet. Kinley stomps angrily as she points over at Eric while arguing with the referee.
Nora: Kinley watches as Cindy holds herself up on the barricade. She pushes herself off of them!
Arnaud: She stumbles toward the ring, but can she… Kinley goes for a Baseball Slide to her face!
Nora: But Cindy side steps, and Kinley slides out of the ring, breaking up the count! Cindy grabs onto the back of Kinley’s hair and flings her right into the ring post! She rolls Kinley back inside, but Kinley fights her way back over to her corner.
Arnaud: Eric hops over the top rope and meets Ethan with a series of right’s and left’s, making the larger Ethan stumble into a corner. He begins hitting rapid jabs and hooks all over Ethan’s midsection until Ethan falls down to the ground.
Nora: Eric begins stomping away at Ethan until Kinley acts like she’s going to get involved once more. Cindy stops her dead in her tracks with a simple stare. Kinley backs away.
Arnaud: Eric dashes across the ring, then charges forward with a knee, but Kinley pulls Ethan outside of the ring. Kinley shakes her head as she grabs their Twin Cities Championship belts and hands one to Ethan.
Nora: They shake their heads as they wave off their opponents. The booing crowd of the Cajundome draw their attention as they hold their belts up in the faces of the fans. However, Eric tags Cindy and they both jump over the top rope with stereo Suicide Dives!
Arnaud: They hit their respective opponents in synchronicity before Cindy gets to her feet. She picks Kinley up and rolls her inside of the ring. She covers Kinley as she counts along with the fans.
Nora: The fans cannot believe it, and neither can Cindy! She’s in pure shock. She picks Kinley off of the mat and gets her into a Running STO. Looking for The Check Up! But Kinley pushes her away!
Arnaud: Boot to the gut, and… Bad Karma (Double Underhook DDT)!!! Kinley hooks the leg.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Liam: Here are your winners… Ethan McBride and Kinley Carlisle!!!
They don’t waste any time as they collect their belts and leave the ringside area. As they reach the curtains, they hold their belts up in a brief celebration before turning around and leaving Eric to check on Cindy, who is clearly disappointed in herself as she starts to come to. The show goes off the air.